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Title: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:07:30 PM
I dunked a basketball because my kids buddies said I was too old. Wasn't Jordan but it wasn't Bird either.

Edit: In my suit minus coat and I didn't scuff my shoes :hitler
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 23, 2015, 08:08:30 PM
Laid out of work

Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:10:45 PM
went to go box a little :obama been starting up again. your boy's jab and uppercut are almost back to form. my left hook and straight are phoenix dark status atm :flabbypd

90° is all you need to know.

That and aim an inch behind the head and circle the strong hand

And arms up and out not down you clown.

Only close with intent


I always wish I would have stuck with boxing.  :tocry

I still spar my son on occasion (good for football) but I'm as delicate as a roll of tissues now.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 08:12:35 PM
Avoided my children
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:14:31 PM
Avoided my children

You son of a bitch.

Doesn't every white guy think his mom can be a bitch or something? I hear that a lot. The affectionate "bitch" from you guys. I drop the B word near my mom/wife/family and I'm going down faster than PD at a 2 for Tuesday glory hole.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:15:55 PM
90° is all you need to know.

That and aim an inch behind the head and circle the strong hand

And arms up and out not down you clown.

I know how to box pretty decent. Just can't nail the torque on the shorter hooks to the head i'd use closer to/in the clinch and my lower body turn on that overhand right ain't up to speed. Gimme 3 more weeks and i'll be a discount discount duran outchea :ufup

still got them body blows doe (pause) :mynicca

You're trying to generate power below your center. Hips not whip bro. Calfs are for dancing...hips are for the knockout.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 08:16:32 PM
Avoided my children

You son of a bitch.

Doesn't every white guy think his mom can be a bitch or something? I hear that a lot. The affectionate "bitch" from you guys. I drop the B word near my mom/wife/family and I'm going down faster than PD at a 2 for Tuesday glory hole.

I'm not sure; my childhood experience growing up was being raised by a single mother, and while I didn't live in fear I was mostly respectful.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Your Stalker on March 23, 2015, 08:16:49 PM
I listened to a rap song without having to consult rap genius.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: StealthFan on March 23, 2015, 08:16:53 PM
Used welfare.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:17:55 PM
Avoided my children

You son of a bitch.

Doesn't every white guy think his mom can be a bitch or something? I hear that a lot. The affectionate "bitch" from you guys. I drop the B word near my mom/wife/family and I'm going down faster than PD at a 2 for Tuesday glory hole.

I'm not sure; my childhood experience growing up was being raised by a single mother, and while I didn't live in fear I was mostly respectful.

Good man.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:20:22 PM
Esch.  Watch the true GOAT here right quick man. Trust me, I know boxing. Watch how he throws his sleeper.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVge_Fll67E
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: dkdk on March 23, 2015, 08:20:28 PM
spent a good part of my check on some new jordans.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 23, 2015, 08:20:50 PM
Got some daps on the coli
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2015, 08:23:16 PM
Accepted a $4 fee for withdrawing money from an ATM that isn't associated with my bank.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:25:00 PM
Accepted a $4 fee for withdrawing money from an ATM that isn't associated with my bank.

Wrong thread.

Momma would have seen that charge...said "no uh" and drove across town with no fucks given if I was 3 minutes late to practice.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Kara on March 23, 2015, 08:28:57 PM
Avoided my children

You son of a bitch.

Doesn't every white guy think his mom can be a bitch or something? I hear that a lot. The affectionate "bitch" from you guys. I drop the B word near my mom/wife/family and I'm going down faster than PD at a 2 for Tuesday glory hole.

In my high school yearbook one year a friend called my mom a fucking bitch in his signature and I didn't do anything about it.

Saying what you think by proxy. :lawd
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 23, 2015, 08:28:58 PM
Accepted a $4 fee for withdrawing money from an ATM that isn't associated with my bank.
Wait, I do this all the time.


Granted my bank covers $15/month but still. Good to know I'm keepin it militant.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2015, 08:29:40 PM
Accepted a $4 fee for withdrawing money from an ATM that isn't associated with my bank.
Wait, I do this all the time.


Granted my bank covers $15/month but still. Good to know I'm keepin it militant.

stop appropriating poor financial decisions from us.
:pacspit
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:31:12 PM
Esch.  Watch the true GOAT here right quick man. Trust me, I know boxing. Watch how he throws his sleeper.


  ali as an example for punching form, though? i boxed for 3 years with pros and golden gloves ams in college and I know not to use someone like him as a textbook for anything. He's not human and doesn't live or perform by the rules of boxers.

he had a right with a nice crack on it but if we're talking pure technique based boxing rights it wouldn't be him. for my style/size i'm just and always have been copying standup boxer punchers like louis, duran, arguello, ray robinson, sal sanchez etc

You're looking at his style...which can't be replicated...not his fundamentals. ..up on his back foot, punching down, and his lean.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:34:11 PM
Duran isn't a style to employ man. Take 30 shots to the head to give 10 back is only applicable for a midget superhuman like him

PS: I like Roberto. I have a good pic of him with my white ex uncle in law (long story)I'll post tomorrow if I can find it. Good dude spent about an hour with him. Hates Sugar Ray though...christ
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 23, 2015, 08:38:20 PM
I stopped my car in the middle of the road (blocking traffic behind me) to talk to a neighbor for 3 minutes.

Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:41:03 PM
I stopped my car in the middle of the road (blocking traffic behind me) to talk to a neighbor for 3 minutes.

Ha ha. ....you got an audible one out of me. So true.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2015, 08:45:22 PM
Checked out a girls fine big ass booty
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:46:09 PM
Ali was the GOAT before he went to prison. Ain't a motherfucker that lived the could have beat him.

Ali after prison was amazing. He would have ate Tyson for lunch but may have struggled with Holmes and probably a focused Busta Douglas. Who if you watched his Tyson fight, was out of the goddamn world 3 play ahead chest piecing mike.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:47:49 PM
Duran isn't a style to employ man. Take 30 shots to the head to give 10 back is only applicable for a midget superhuman like him


:ufup


Lightweight Roberto Duran is arguably the best orthodox boxer puncher of all time. Only Ezzard Charles or Joe Louis were better.

You crazy. He was always risky with his chin and ribs. Always.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: chronovore on March 23, 2015, 08:50:00 PM
Got up earlier than the rest of my family and made them French Toast.

...Am I doing this right?
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:51:07 PM
Got up earlier than the rest of my family and made them French Toast.

...Am I doing this right?

Yup. I made bacon and pancakes this morning.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Mandark on March 23, 2015, 08:55:18 PM
I think AiA and Esch get to put "argued about retired boxers" for their answer to this thread.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:56:16 PM
I think AiA and Esch get to put "argued about retired boxers" for their answer to this thread.

We'll give us a new one worth a shit already.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 23, 2015, 08:59:17 PM
Ate Popeye's. True story.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 09:00:17 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=70wkapm-9XI
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 09:06:37 PM
I liked him as Ken Norton.

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IfxW8J-yGH4
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Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 09:11:39 PM
Nah...loved Rocky, Sugar (both of them), Tyson, Floyd, and Foreman (all of them)
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 09:17:54 PM
posted on a web forum
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 23, 2015, 09:20:01 PM
Acted like I was all tough with the wife, then caved and did exactly what she wanted.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: tiesto on March 23, 2015, 10:59:18 PM
Posted this on my friend's wall:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHguy4xHGSg
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 11:12:45 PM
That song is fucking horrible. Take that shit to the nudemac CAC thread :ufup
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: king of the internet on March 23, 2015, 11:18:36 PM
Paid my child support late.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 11:20:15 PM
Paid my child support late.

Hurp durp,  couldn't find my paycheck because my wife hid if under my work boots....durp hurp.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: lennedsay on March 23, 2015, 11:22:35 PM
Planned my entire week's lunch plans around fried chicken Tuesday at work.

Mourned the upcoming anniversary of Eazy-E's death.

Made fun of and avoided all of our ultra white, suburban neighbors.

Let my family help raise my kid today.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: tiesto on March 23, 2015, 11:26:53 PM
That song is fucking horrible. Take that shit to the nudemac CAC thread :ufup

I like the backing track.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 24, 2015, 01:21:34 AM
That song is fucking horrible. Take that shit to the nudemac CAC thread :ufup
future? pharrell? I only listen to avant garde cacmusic :bolo
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 24, 2015, 02:12:48 AM
repetitive noisey blips and bloops :noah

dont overlook tape loops either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jU9mJbJsQ8

:lawd
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Positive Touch on March 24, 2015, 02:32:51 AM
 :oreilly just why
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Kara on March 24, 2015, 02:39:38 AM
Read some C. L. R. James.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Barry Egan on March 24, 2015, 02:39:51 AM
Played Sonic the Hedgehog. 
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 24, 2015, 02:40:56 AM
Played Sonic the Hedgehog.
did you follow this with a couple episodes of naruto?
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 08:14:20 AM
Completely ignored my son whining about going to school today. Walked right out the door and didn't even pause.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Barry Egan on March 24, 2015, 08:15:07 AM
Played Sonic the Hedgehog.
did you follow this with a couple episodes of naruto?

reruns of DBZ. 
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 08:18:43 AM
Come to think of it my morning is black and white.


Woke up and grabbed a black dick
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had to pee
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  (black)

Rejected for sex by my wife (white)

Grabbed black dick again :phil

Ignored my kid (black)

Drive the speed limit and used my turn signals (old person white)

Stopped at starbucks (white)

Got to work on time (white)

Checked out the asses out the Mexican cleaning girls (black)

Eating carrot sticks (white)

Dipping them in ranch (black)

:yeshrug
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 24, 2015, 10:14:52 AM
Wesley Snipes
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 10:18:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/jLuXVVn.jpg?1)

For Esch, Duran at the charity event I was telling you about so you don't think I was bullshitting :noah
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 10:25:29 AM
:bow the gawd that's fucking awesome

He's an incredibly smart guy. He hates him some Sugar Ray though. Man.

After this pic he had me hold his cake and threw a few ghost punches at Gary there, who promptly said "I'm good, no mas" and everybody laughed. He said he had bad stomach ailments that fight. 

Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 24, 2015, 10:29:35 AM
Youre not even black aia :lol

Fake brothers up ITT
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: sarslip on March 24, 2015, 10:31:44 AM

Checked out the asses out the Mexican cleaning girls (black)


(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/leo.png)
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 10:32:17 AM
Youre not even black aia :lol

Fake brothers up ITT

That's my white step uncle Gary, his son married my sister (for about 9 months. Was not good)

I told y'all I loved in Whiteyville.    :jawalrus
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 10:33:42 AM
Who wins in their prime at a catch weight? Duran or Mayweather?
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 10:43:05 AM
I would lean the same way. Duran clobbers mayweather the first fight, loses the next two by decision.

Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 10:53:03 AM
I've said this before and I'll say it again. If Mayweather was in his prime in the mid to late 80's-early 90's he wouldn't be considered the top pound for pound guy in his weight class, much less boxing overall.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 11:04:12 AM
OMG Prime Leonard would outbox Floyd all day and twice on sunday.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 11:14:52 AM
Sweat Pea   :lawd


How about being close to a foot taller and a 100 pounds heavier and doing the same thing?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amFJhqAuxsg

:rejoice
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: sarslip on March 24, 2015, 11:21:49 AM
gotta love that

(http://i.imgur.com/l4lWo7l.gif)

he does at the end  :lol
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 11:25:44 AM
Uh, bro, Ali was probably the best defensive fighter of all time. Watch his fights again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKhWqGNep-s

Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 11:35:52 AM
Just because he doesn't conform to your niche idea of counter defense techniques doesn't mean he isn't better than anyone you listed.

I would say Ali had three traits that will never be surpassed by another fighter.

1) His ability to predict when and where a punch were going were leaps beyond anyone who ever laced them up.

2) His conditioning (especially prior to prison time) was something you'll never see a man that size do again.

3) He had the fastest left flick jab I have ever seen.

Well these and he was also the greatest self promoter in sports history.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 11:49:07 AM
You're ignoring facts again.

Go watch the Thrilla in Manilla again. There isn't a heavyweight in history that could have done what he did.  Also Rocky, love the guy but get the fuck out. Ali danced for 15 rounds.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 12:00:40 PM
Yeah, and guys like Rocky moved forward throwing nothing but power punches and taking hits to go forward and pinned guys down for 15 as a cruiserweight, and Jack Johnson / Jim Jeffries / any heavy before 1930 etc fought out in the open sun in the middle of a southern summer for 20+ etc. I'm just saying, if we're talking about fighters having conditioning meaning endurance, or fighters that could move and avoid for 15+, Muhammad Ali simply isn't alone in that category.

There is no category.

There is Ali


Then there is a large blank space

Then there is everybody else.


Man what I wouldn't pay to see Prime Ali beat Prime Tyson up.   :tocry
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 12:08:45 PM
Stanning? Ali is the best heavyweight of all time by some margin according to the entire WORLD, not just me.

Guys who fought him, like Foreman, said "I'd never do that again."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erCjJKhTgKA

If you want to regurgitate 50's boxers because you think it strengthens your point, you're silly. Sonny Liston would mop the floor with any of them.   drrr drrr Max Schmeling whatever.

Frazier
Foreman
Liston
Ali
Larry Holmes
Tyson

Would wipe the floor with any boxer from the 50's back. Every time, anywhere.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2015, 12:11:19 PM
I keep coming in this thread expecting more positive black sterotypes and getting talk about boxing. 
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 12:12:22 PM
I keep coming in this thread expecting more positive black sterotypes and getting talk about boxing.


Boxing in a black, Latino, and somewhat Russian sport. We'll go over to the CAC thread if we want to talk about Bowling or Cricket.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2015, 12:16:12 PM
Let us talk about Curling. 
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 12:18:04 PM
Let us talk about Curling.

(http://assets4.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/homan6401.jpg)

:lawd
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2015, 12:20:06 PM
You know its a white sport when a chicks ass doesn't giggle when they sweep. 
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 12:24:20 PM
You know its a white sport when a chicks ass doesn't giggle when they sweep.

Indeed, I remember watching that olympics with my buddy and remarking 3 of the 4 canadian female curlers were hot as fuck and the 4th is still only a 2-3 beer wait.

Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 12:32:06 PM
There isn't anyone, anywhere that could beat Prime Ali. I am curious as to whom you think could? Louis? Nah, too methodical....Marciano? Talk about getting some gift fights (also the fix was in towards the end of his career), Max? knocked out round 3...too lumbering.

Oh and you're taking a shot at Frazier? Come on man now you're just grasping for straws. He wasn't just an infighter...he invented one of the only styles that confused Ali.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: sarslip on March 24, 2015, 12:45:28 PM
(http://abload.de/img/img_20150324_121316kwu5f.jpg)  (http://i.imgur.com/j1xwtHd.png)
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 12:49:57 PM
Goddamnit Sarslip only post that shit on my cheat day (thursday) thanks!  :mouf
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 12:52:50 PM
He wasn't just an infighter...he invented one of the only styles that confused Ali.

:comeon

How is Frazier slipping and weaving jabs, getting in close, throwing dynamic combinations of left hooks from middle and close range to the liver and body invention? Infighters have been doing that across all weight classes since... Terry McGovern?


Frazier's right hand work was very pedestrian. Wonder what kind of guy he'd have been like had he been allowed to box as a southpaw. Those inverted southpaws like DLH and Hagler always look awkward leading with their strong had and rarely use their weak hand in the power position well.

The crab method he employed was improved greatly by Frazier to include hook and follows, high weight pushes, and superior exterior defense from hooks and crosses. 

:yeshrug

I honestly think him and ali's fights are what killed their bodies. You can't do what they did for 2 hours in 110 degree heat and not suffer some type of long term damage man.

:tocry
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: sarslip on March 24, 2015, 01:06:36 PM
Goddamnit Sarslip only post that shit on my cheat day (thursday) thanks!  :mouf

Thursdays be like
(http://media.giphy.com/media/x3iSj9nilQa0E/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 01:08:26 PM
Yeah but tuesdays be like

(http://cdn.gifbay.com/2012/11/my_face_when_my_mom_brings_home_kfc-12376.gif)
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 01:18:52 PM
I'm too busy thinking about chicken now.

Frazier is a Top 10 all time heavyweight. You can wank all you want about older fighters but I'm not going to change my mind.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWK0D7jlh8I

His son though.....:ohhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRPn7R_6r4o


Now, back to thinking about chicken.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: sarslip on March 24, 2015, 01:27:33 PM

Now, back to thinking about chicken.

(http://img-comment-lol.9cache.com/media/5e3eb85b141701524625439842_700wa_0.gif)
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 01:35:34 PM
Exactly, having to get past the ESPN Classic conditioning and actually do research isn't easy. Then you'd have to accept that in his youth George Foreman was a powerful but slow heavyweight who barely maintained any sort of punch or form discipline and Joe Frazier's whole career success was based on his opponents complete inability to counter him throwing a left hook over and over and over again without adjusting (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/flabbynsick.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/QKjK2Yt.png)

man like ezz though :whew


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENjJBizFnb4

We'll agree to disagree./
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 01:42:02 PM
Late 60's- early 80's was GOAT heavyweights
80's was GOAT Middle-LW's

In my opinion.

I can't see Liston beating Foreman. Liston always struggled with bigger guys because his style was predicated on hitting you from farther out that you could hit him.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 01:57:45 PM
Esch, you probably need this game. It hasn't had a new release since 2013 but I checked the forums are still semi-active so it's still legit.

http://www.titleboutboxing.com/cgi-bin/page?home

Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: sarslip on March 24, 2015, 02:01:06 PM
Esch, you probably need this game. It hasn't had a new release since 2013 but I checked the forums are still semi-active so it's still legit.

http://www.titleboutboxing.com/cgi-bin/page?home

omg, anyone remember this one?   :punch :lawd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHBa6vI9lbA 
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 02:03:08 PM
Those games were GOAT status. Evander Holyfield boxing was amazing.

(http://www.gamingbus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screenshot.gif)
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 02:08:35 PM
The thing with those game (I was a bit older when I played them) is you actually had to box. You couldn't just go out and throw haymakers and win. That probably didn't go so well for a youngster.

When you got up into the top 10 the bouts would often go the distance unless you or the CPU made a massive fuckup or got flash KO'd.


This is before your time esch but it's STILL the best boxing game of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQbXxnlJ3o
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 02:14:13 PM
Yep lol. Whenever I'd get a decent distance up there I'd run into some ranker and get sonned with like one single fuckup and then having to start over.

And it's not like you could practice either, since it was on the game gear which was using 6 fucking AA batteries and lasted about 3 hours for all of those :neogaf

Oh yeah, you set yourself up as a puncher and try to box with Ali? You fucked son.

You are boxer and trying to stand toe to toe with Liston? Goodnight

Here's a good video of it's successor which was EVEN better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj4ofGIcDYQ

Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Kara on March 24, 2015, 03:17:55 PM
m o d s  h e l p  m o d s  h e l p  m o d s  h e l p
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Mr. Nobody on March 24, 2015, 05:22:01 PM
Sweet Pea the gawd  :lawd


That's my VA boxer  :rejoice
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Sausage on March 24, 2015, 08:42:20 PM
I was late for both class and a meeting today.

I guess that's a stereotype?
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 25, 2015, 10:11:08 AM
Lusted after BrandNew's sister
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 25, 2015, 12:30:43 PM
Seriously considered watching Dragonball Z
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 12:35:04 PM
Seriously considered watching Dragonball Z

Silly CAC thinks the blackgaf thread represents us.

I watched 1/2 of an episode of DBZ once about 5 years ago. Here is what I remember

Lots of talking
Grrrr I'm gonna fight you
Lots of talking
Fireball OMG
OMG He's still alive
He's like all yellow now
Talking
Another fireball
Fin


Fuck that shit.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 12:39:57 PM
Seriously considered watching Dragonball Z

Tell that to this guy.....
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 25, 2015, 12:44:28 PM
Pretty sure I got diabetes from all those cookies.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 12:47:05 PM
DBZ rules.

I see you, Esch.  :jawalrus

Can't lie. It was the shit when we were in grade school. Worldwide phenomenon. My brother's friend Kenji got subs of the movies right as they came out of japan and we sold copies of them in school (http://i.imgur.com/jtO5AVn.png)

There was just nothing like it in america on tv. Batman and Superman was cool and all, but Goku and co were killing dudes :yeshrug

Opened the floodgates.


 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 12:54:42 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, here we have high school esch and high school wrath

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/0b/0b8c46d60de79e52370c0bb911c52fcd7febc288cde899fe2f4e99d224ca8735.jpg)


(http://www.pak101.com/funnypictures/Funny/2012/6/25/funnyarabwithcamelother_beaor_Pak101(dot)com.jpg)
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 12:57:33 PM

You did that to?  :lol

Yeah brav. Some kids were selling pokemon cards or whatever, me and my big bro sold bootlegs, albums, mixtapes to people too dumb / rich to use the internet.

I'll never forget the first time we got the frieza saga subs in the mail and saw Goku go super saiyan for the first time, shit had us jumping in and out of our seat. Me and my brother were at odds a lot but man, watching and selling DBZ together was at least one thing we'd have fun doing :tocry

(http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq194/villano7/Gssj.gif)

To be honest there is nothing cool about this post at all with the exception of the brother bonding. The rest of that shit is horrible.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 01:47:08 PM
Yeah but this is the blackest thread not the nerd corporation aspiration thread.

Aint no black dudes but possibly PD making profits slangin nerdcore videos breh.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 01:50:58 PM
 :brazilcry

Not like this.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 01:53:05 PM
The biggest DBZ, Kingdom Hearts and Capcom stans I've ever seen were black. Autism destroyed every race.

Yea, just google Fighting Game Competition and hit images and you'll see what's up.

:dead
go to evo some time bro. ain't just nerdy white boys getting in line to play waifu fighters.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 25, 2015, 01:55:04 PM
Destroyed AiA's perception of the black race.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 01:56:44 PM
Destroyed AiA's perception of the black race.

My young brothers need to stop being about that life.

I ever see my sons at an EVO event and I'm gonna ask whos bitch this is (saw that video) then yank them the fuck out of there.
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 01:58:05 PM
evo is fun tho.  plus it's in vegas. so you can indulge in unbridled nerdlingdom for a few and duck outside and pretend to be cool in a fraction of a second  :pimp
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 02:00:17 PM
evo is fun tho.  plus it's in vegas. so you can indulge in unbridled nerdlingdom for a few and duck outside and pretend to be cool in a fraction of a second  :pimp

Look I like video games. I buy them and I play them. But the thought of getting 2000 nerd ass 20 something misfits in the same room spells out two things for me;

1) it's gotta, GOTTA smell like BO and social sweating.
2) There ain't gonna be no bitches there worth a shit that aren't being paid for it.

Pass.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 02:03:00 PM
Every competitive gamer i've met is batshit insane.

Yeah, add that to my list please.

1) Stinks
2) No bitches
3) Everybody is crazy

That's either EVO or Paris...
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 02:05:12 PM
well i only have wandering outside pax as a reference point*, but it's a lot better by association. the air is less desperate and awkward. and like I said, it's just in a convention wing of a vegas hotel so you can abandon it at your leisure. then again i've never been close to sober at evo the handful of times I've been there.

there are some hot girls there too. mostly imported from the orient. but hey.


*seriously I was just going to downtown seattle on pax weekend a couple years ago and dudes were shouting the cake is a lie :killmenow
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: mormapope on March 25, 2015, 02:34:14 PM
The FGC >>>>> any other competitive community. If you don't appreciate fighting games at all though its probably hard to give a fuck.

Nothing beats making a comeback in a fighting game, or watching a comeback happen live.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2015, 02:36:02 PM
yea DBZ is for black people what Malcolm Gladwell novels are for white people. It ties the room together, so to speak.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 02:44:27 PM
yea DBZ is for black people what Malcolm Gladwell novels are for white people. It ties the room together, so to speak.

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mau7bcDrDQ1rsxhev.gif)
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Post by: Steve Contra on March 25, 2015, 03:33:15 PM
yea DBZ is for black people what Malcolm Gladwell novels are for white people. It ties the room together, so to speak.
This is so perfect #blackexcellence :lawd
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Post by: Mr. Nobody on March 25, 2015, 10:16:23 PM
The black topic is the most popular one.

Color me shocked  :hitler
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: archie4208 on March 25, 2015, 10:32:27 PM
Posted some Coli emotes.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: tiesto on March 25, 2015, 11:20:11 PM
well i only have wandering outside pax as a reference point*, but it's a lot better by association. the air is less desperate and awkward. and like I said, it's just in a convention wing of a vegas hotel so you can abandon it at your leisure. then again i've never been close to sober at evo the handful of times I've been there.

there are some hot girls there too. mostly imported from the orient. but hey.


*seriously I was just going to downtown seattle on pax weekend a couple years ago and dudes were shouting the cake is a lie :killmenow

I went to an EVO semifinal when they had it over in Stamford, only girl that was there was doing PR for Toyota (who sponsored the event).
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: mormapope on March 25, 2015, 11:22:45 PM
Drank the lowest of the low malt liquor to get drunk.

Jesus christ this stuff is poison.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Kara on March 25, 2015, 11:43:55 PM
When everything is illegal, the lines become blurred.

I read an article in Modern Drunkard magazine about drinking in Iran and the crux of it was, when it's illegal everywhere, anywhere can become a bar.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Your Stalker on March 26, 2015, 12:01:34 AM
ate a well-done steak (http://i.imgur.com/FVD3P6H.png)
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Mr. Nobody on March 26, 2015, 12:38:56 AM
ate a well-done steak (http://i.imgur.com/FVD3P6H.png)

 :dead





 :goty2
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: chronovore on March 26, 2015, 07:29:34 AM
Sat on the bus for most of the day listening to an old lady talking about things I don't understand, while nodding respectfully.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Rufus on March 26, 2015, 07:33:16 AM
You're also a minority where you live.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: thisismyusername on March 26, 2015, 07:58:52 AM
The FGC >>>>> any other competitive community. If you don't appreciate fighting games at all though its probably hard to give a fuck.

Nothing beats making a comeback in a fighting game, or watching a comeback happen live.

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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 26, 2015, 10:36:53 AM
ate a well-done steak (http://i.imgur.com/FVD3P6H.png)

When I was a kid until about 20 I ordered every steak will done and needed A1 sauce or ketchup.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Mr. Nobody on March 26, 2015, 10:39:36 AM
ate a well-done steak (http://i.imgur.com/FVD3P6H.png)

When I was a kid until about 20 I ordered every steak will done and needed A1 sauce or ketchup.

 :stahp

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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 26, 2015, 10:44:47 AM
Well A1 was preferred but we were broke so ketchup had to do at times.....


Honestly I can still eat a well done steak with ice cold milk and ketchup, I just would prefer not too.
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Post by: mormapope on March 26, 2015, 11:30:21 AM
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Not surprised that a Starcraft fanboy and people that probably never play fighting games liked your post.  :hitler

Before someone blows a gasket, I was talking about videogame communities, not sporting communities or board game communities or whatever else people are into.

Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 26, 2015, 11:33:41 AM
Alright dicks, make a fighting game community versus starcrap community megathread  :camby
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Post by: thisismyusername on March 26, 2015, 06:22:06 PM
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Not surprised that a Starcraft fanboy and people that probably never play fighting games liked your post.  :hitler

Before someone blows a gasket, I was talking about videogame communities, not sporting communities or board game communities or whatever else people are into.

As someone that has, let me repeat myself:

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 :lol
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 :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol

Got nothing to do with Starcraft, CS:GO, whatever "Pro" scene you want to throw at me.

(And I say this as a fan of fighters)

Quote
Before someone blows a gasket, I was talking about videogame communities, not sporting communities or board game communities or whatever else people are into.

Does not matter what you're talking about. The "FGC" is one of the most immature communities I have ran with, while that's appealing to some it isn't appealing to many people. Starcraft (which I don't even play) is far more "mainstream appealing."

But as it is it's a complete "L" to say ANY competitive community is "better than the others" because they're all immature bullshit. (e)Sports in general is all shitty communities and fans and the only worthwhile entertainment from them is the "drama" while staying FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR clear of them.

Edit: Thinking on it, DotA and League both have a far more toxic community than the "FGC" outside of tournaments. Removed.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 26, 2015, 06:53:36 PM
Anyway, back to shit that actually matters....

http://m.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/former-cardinals-player-punched-at-st-louis-county-gas-station/article_7b39822e-14da-56c5-b52c-4921ab5eda85.html?mobile_touch=true

the blackest thing I did today was wish for 30 seconds alone with the fuckhead on this story.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 26, 2015, 07:13:59 PM
Listened to Gucci Mane.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 26, 2015, 07:14:55 PM
Listened to Gucci Mane.

Gucci Mane? White thread is that way -》
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: mormapope on March 26, 2015, 08:16:07 PM
But as it is it's a complete "L" to say ANY competitive community is "better than the others" because they're all immature bullshit.

All you needed to say. All that ranting for such a simple opinion  :sabu

Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 26, 2015, 10:08:17 PM
Y'all need to learn to make smiley Ls
It's an L not a damned right angle exercise.

:lol
:lol
:lol
:lol :lol
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2015, 11:24:40 PM
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/meaningless-huh-vegeta-appreciation-thread.300368/

exhibit a
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 26, 2015, 11:28:16 PM
Oh Hai  Detroit wave.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 26, 2015, 11:43:15 PM
I told you
:bolo
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2015, 11:55:59 PM
nope  :neogaf
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Kara on March 27, 2015, 12:33:51 AM
The biggest DBZ, Kingdom Hearts and Capcom stans I've ever seen were black. Autism destroyed every race.

Yea, just google Fighting Game Competition and hit images and you'll see what's up.

:dead
go to evo some time bro. ain't just nerdy white boys getting in line to play waifu fighters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXR4UO7fxXg
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:45:17 AM
well i only have wandering outside pax as a reference point*, but it's a lot better by association. the air is less desperate and awkward. and like I said, it's just in a convention wing of a vegas hotel so you can abandon it at your leisure. then again i've never been close to sober at evo the handful of times I've been there.

there are some hot girls there too. mostly imported from the orient. but hey.


*seriously I was just going to downtown seattle on pax weekend a couple years ago and dudes were shouting the cake is a lie :killmenow

I went to an EVO semifinal when they had it over in Stamford, only girl that was there was doing PR for Toyota (who sponsored the event).
kayopolice said i had a nice suit  :-[
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Mr. Nobody on March 27, 2015, 01:46:52 AM
Jerked off to a fat white woman.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: bork on March 27, 2015, 09:02:15 AM
Not me, but saw this yesterday while waiting for the train- A black man was standing next to me, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, listening to music.  His posture/pose is important here.

This late 40-something white man in a suit comes walking by and goes "Heeeeeeeeeeeey OHHHHHHHHHH FIST BUMP!" and puts his arm out.  The black dude doesn't move and just goes "NO.  I...I don't" and the white guy looks really disappointed and leaves. 
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 11:31:05 AM
Pulled off a maroon suit. Try that white folks.

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Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 11:58:01 AM
I absolutely can't stand that sneakers with suit look. Somebody needs to put a bullet in it's head already.

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/stopit.png)
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Vertigo on March 27, 2015, 01:06:28 PM
The look can work with a good suit, and decent pair of plain low trainers.

Not that circus jacket Nas is wearing. In fact his whole look makes him look like a ringmaster. Those trousers his got on are shocking as well, terrible fit.

Jay should have said to him

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I don't know why your advisers ain't forewarn you

Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 01:08:43 PM
The look can work with a good suit, and decent pair of plain trainers.

Not that circus jacket Nas is wearing. In fact his whole look makes him look like a ringmaster.

Nas lost.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 27, 2015, 01:09:16 PM
The look can work with a good suit, and decent pair of plain trainers.


No you just obscure the classlessness in a downward gradient of sophistication.
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 01:13:22 PM
fwiw i've never done it, too mishmashed, but sneaker-suit only works if your sneakers are mildly upscale ie good leather or minimal in design and your suit is correspondingly casual in cut, fabric or style.

and nas can't even get brioni to fit him well he shouldn't be trying this shit

(http://image.thefashionisto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/nas.jpg)

dat collar gap :holeup


and is nas wearinga denim shirt with that blazer? :brazilcry
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 27, 2015, 01:16:01 PM
Wait do black people want to look like waiters again?  Are they taking that back too?
Title: Re: What's the blackest thing you did today?
Post by: Vertigo on March 27, 2015, 01:44:58 PM
Fucking hell. Nas has awful taste in suits.  :lol

His too far into that old flashy black uncle phase. Where he thinks he looks fly.