THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cheddahz on March 25, 2015, 04:39:58 PM
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some kid burped onto my face during class and told me he is pressing charges against a professor if he can't secure a job once he graduates in may
what;s the whitest thing someone did to you today?
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Accused me of being racist.
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Called a half bath a powder room.
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Bumped into me accidentally and then said sorry several times frantically like I was going to rip his head off and piss down the hole.
I'm not going to kill someone because they slightly stepped on my shoe.
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Isn't that par for the course in Britannia? Profusely apologizing, that is. Not the gore. I know you prefer stibby stabby pocket knives.
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girl at work touched my hair :brazilcry
she wasn't even fine so that made it twice as bad.
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Some rich asshole living in a huge house I pass on my commute decorated their entire front lawn with stuffed animal rabbits for Easter.
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Shook my hand for getting them home on time
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This was last week: Dominos delivery guy told my brother he shouldn't order pepperoni or even eat it because it's probably pork and he respects our "culture".
:rofl :rofl thats simply amazing did you tip him tho? Let's debate that
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This was last week: Dominos delivery guy told my brother he shouldn't order pepperoni or even eat it because it's probably pork and he respects our "culture".
Mexicans (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43025.msg2013331#msg2013331) don't eat pork? ???
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Bumped into me accidentally and then said sorry several times frantically like I was going to rip his head off and piss down the hole.
I'm not going to kill someone because they slightly stepped on my shoe.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IA3oxE4X5w8/hqdefault.jpg)
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:neogaf
That happens quite often.
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Put their car in park in the drive-thru.
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Forced me to read FORDS ARE LIKE TAMPONS (sic.) EVERY PUSSY HAS ONE.
Leaving conditional clauses unmarked. >:(
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Fucked stopped in front of me at a yellow light and damn near had me put his Mazda Miata (or however you spell it) into oncoming traffic then waved at me.
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:neogaf
That happens quite often.
Dude I run into a guy wearing a maroon suit I'm totally over apologizing. Can't be too safe. Just sayin'
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whined passive-aggressively to me in email and bcc'd a prominent distribution alias
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whined passive-aggressively to me in email and bcc'd a prominent distribution alias
When I was young I accidentally sent our HR manager and email I typed about him that referred to his piss poor attitude and inability to find quality talent.
:snoop
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Was informed that I would "learn to love flatbread" by a lavash brand's packaging.
Buddy this is lavash, not khubz. :bolo
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Husband is taking too long making dinner because he spent an incredible length of time researching and perfecting a basil dressing for our savory crepes.
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whined passive-aggressively to me in email and bcc'd a prominent distribution alias
When I was young I accidentally sent our HR manager and email I typed about him that referred to his piss poor attitude and inability to find quality talent.
:snoop
Replying all to an email chain to internally address the particular fuckery of one of the participants in the conversation, but forgetting to delete that person from your send to list :brazilcry
Actually it was only half as dramatic as it sounds, but my hands still quiver and make sure to triple check who I'm sending what to, especially if it might cause politics and feels.
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He's lucky these crepes were really fucking good.
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basil with crepes omg tell me more
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And feta and mushrooms and HAM.
They were technically Swedish pancakes, but I'm not white enough to refuse to use crepes and Swedish pancakes interchangeably.
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banned me on a web forum for being too christian :tocry