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Title: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 11:40:19 AM: Vote
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely own a pocket pussy
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 11:42:36 AM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 27, 2015, 11:42:07 AM
I'm first choice on the poll for once :lawd

Nah, I'm too insecure to be OK with owning one.

Do you borrow your brothers?
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 11:44:41 AM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 27, 2015, 11:44:16 AM
he got so embarrassed with having it he sold it on craigslist. Some sucker actually bought it :lol

Wait.....what?
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Rufus on March 27, 2015, 11:47:42 AM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 27, 2015, 11:44:16 AM
he got so embarrassed with having it he sold it on craigslist. Some sucker actually bought it :lol
:kobeyuck
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Cheddahz on March 27, 2015, 11:49:17 AM: Phoenix Dark, no questions asked
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 27, 2015, 11:54:22 AM: I'm going to go with Wrath bet he got one off craigslist.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:01:45 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 11:54:22 AM
I'm going to go with Wrath bet he got one off craigslist.

(http://i62.tinypic.com/2dj9k51.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: thisismyusername on March 27, 2015, 12:12:56 PM: I love how Stealth is leading.

Walrus needs to be higher, IMO.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Tasty on March 27, 2015, 12:14:46 PM: :lol The two I picked are also the top two in the poll.

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 27, 2015, 12:12:56 PM
I love how Stealth is leading.

Walrus needs to be higher, IMO.

Him, Esch, and Wrath were on my list but I could only choose two. :fbm
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM: You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:20:29 PM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
'

Crushed velvet with a microfiber lining

Quote from: wiki
The shape, size, and combinations of synthetic fibers are selected for specific characteristics, including softness, toughness, absorption, water repellency, electrodynamics, and filtering capabilities.

:lawd
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Tasty on March 27, 2015, 12:32:54 PM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

He has a wife, which rules him out.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:34:13 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 27, 2015, 12:32:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

He has a wife, which rules him out.

LOL says a guy who isn't married. Actually it expands his chances by a significant percentage.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:38:53 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 27, 2015, 12:32:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

He has a wife, which rules him out.
Sure it does, because married people have sex ALL the time

:hitler
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:40:10 PM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:38:53 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 27, 2015, 12:32:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

He has a wife, which rules him out.
Sure it does, because married people have sex ALL the time

:hitler

:tocry
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:40:56 PM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
no but my wife has a platinum vibe
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:42:13 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:40:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
no but my wife has a platinum vibe

His name is Jamal. He is on the books as "pool cleaner" but we know which pool he really cleans :hitler
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: thisismyusername on March 27, 2015, 12:43:42 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:42:13 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:40:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
no but my wife has a platinum vibe

His name is Jamal. He is on the books as "pool cleaner" but we know which pool he really cleans :hitler

Macs muddy pool on weekends.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:44:59 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:42:13 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:40:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
no but my wife has a platinum vibe

His name is Jamal. He is on the books as "pool cleaner" but we know which pool he really cleans :hitler
my wife clearly spelled out her future/theoretical pool cleaner would be dominican and 6'3" :ufup
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Tasty on March 27, 2015, 12:45:15 PM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:38:53 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 27, 2015, 12:32:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

He has a wife, which rules him out.
Sure it does, because married people have sex ALL the time

:hitler

What I meant was, wives are not sympathetic to requests for masturbatory aids, generally.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:47:18 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 27, 2015, 12:45:15 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:38:53 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 27, 2015, 12:32:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

He has a wife, which rules him out.
Sure it does, because married people have sex ALL the time

:hitler

What I meant was, wives are not sympathetic to requests for masturbatory aids, generally.

Ah, yes, in that fact you would be correct. At least in my case. She immediately tabled my suggestion of obtaining a 22 year old latina masturbatory aid.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:47:53 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:42:13 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:40:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
no but my wife has a platinum vibe

His name is Jamal. He is on the books as "pool cleaner" but we know which pool he really cleans :hitler
my wife clearly spelled out her future/theoretical pool cleaner would be dominican and 6'3" :ufup

Dominican? 6'3"? you might as well find a midget African, they are probably more common.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 27, 2015, 12:48:32 PM: Did you offer her up a Dominican in exchange?
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:48:46 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:47:53 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:42:13 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:40:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
no but my wife has a platinum vibe

His name is Jamal. He is on the books as "pool cleaner" but we know which pool he really cleans :hitler
my wife clearly spelled out her future/theoretical pool cleaner would be dominican and 6'3" :ufup

Dominican? 6'3"? you might as well find a midget African, they are probably more common.
The worse her chances the better off I am :bolo
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:50:33 PM: In that case just offer her unlimited access to any American nationalized Mexicans in Southern Cali bro.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:56:26 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:50:33 PM
In that case just offer her unlimited access to any American nationalized Mexicans in Southern Cali bro.
I do.

Every night :tocry
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:56:50 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:56:26 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:50:33 PM
In that case just offer her unlimited access to any American nationalized Mexicans in Southern Cali bro.
I do.

Every night :tocry

:neogaf

But I feel you, playa. I've been trying to get my wife to scream "reduced government interference!" during the height of coitus but so far all I got was "i dont need no obama phone"

:tocry
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 27, 2015, 01:02:09 PM: You working her up to Reagan mask sex?
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 01:07:23 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 01:02:09 PM
You working her up to Reagan mask sex?

Am now. :aah
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 27, 2015, 01:16:08 PM: Wrath wins by proxy of his brother.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 27, 2015, 02:39:23 PM: Peeps buying a fleshlight off Craigslist, the #struggle is so real I can't even. :dead
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 28, 2015, 02:28:14 PM: 0 votes :aah
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Beezy on March 28, 2015, 02:43:18 PM: :ufup
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 28, 2015, 02:58:18 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: StealthFan on March 28, 2015, 05:53:19 PM: :beli
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Atramental on March 28, 2015, 06:07:57 PM: 12 votes for me? What the hell. :foxx

Think this through, Boritos. I live with my parents and if such a thing were to come in the mail they would disown me. :ufup
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: StealthFan on March 28, 2015, 06:16:35 PM: Quote from: Atramental on March 28, 2015, 06:07:57 PM
12 votes for me? What the hell. :foxx

Think this through, Boritos. I live with my parents and if such a thing were to come in the mail they would disown me. :ufup

They open your mail, breh?
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Atramental on March 28, 2015, 06:25:00 PM: It's very rare that I order things through the mail so if a nondescript package were to show up and I ran off to my room to open it suspicions would abound. :goty2
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: StealthFan on March 28, 2015, 07:01:05 PM: :sabu
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Kara on March 28, 2015, 07:02:25 PM: The packaging on mail order sex toys is pretty discreet. It's a product differentiation thing.

Besides, you live near a repressive Christian university, I'd be shocked if there wasn't one brick and mortar retailer nearby.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 28, 2015, 07:06:45 PM: Quote from: Vularai on March 28, 2015, 07:02:25 PM
The packaging on mail order sex toys is pretty discreet.

Change my vote to Vul
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Kara on March 28, 2015, 07:31:13 PM: :hitler
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 28, 2015, 07:40:27 PM: How's the packaging if you get it off Craigslist?
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Kara on March 28, 2015, 07:44:47 PM: Casual Encounters or Missed Connections?

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Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Yeti on March 28, 2015, 08:37:34 PM: Quote from: Esch on March 28, 2015, 06:09:36 PM
what would be so bad about owning the pocket pussy anyway, tho. i think the more entertaining shame question is which of us would be least likely to keep our pocket pussies clean :aweshum

I probably wouldn't have voted for Esch before this post.
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: chronovore on March 29, 2015, 08:17:23 AM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 01:07:23 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 01:02:09 PM
You working her up to Reagan mask sex?

Am now. :aah

Is she really willing to wear the mask?
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 29, 2015, 09:47:13 AM: Quote from: chronovore on March 29, 2015, 08:17:23 AM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 01:07:23 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 01:02:09 PM
You working her up to Reagan mask sex?

Am now. :aah

Is she really willing to wear the mask?

:beli
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2015, 11:00:31 AM: edit read that wrong
Title: Re: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2015, 11:39:17 AM: Wrath have you borrowed any chapstick from your brother lately?

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