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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: StealthFan on March 28, 2015, 12:01:26 AM

Title: Let's discuss our farts
Post by: StealthFan on March 28, 2015, 12:01:26 AM

My favorite nightly pastime is farting. I prefer loud. clean ones with no stutters but lately I have been getting rich ones, in quick succession. I like to turn the fan off so I can partake in the smell. It's been quite raunchy lately, almost devastatingly stinky.

Title: Re: Let's discuss our farts
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 28, 2015, 12:28:39 AM

I'm so into farts I own fart memorabilia.  Hang on while I upload pictures of my dutch oven. 

Title: Re: Let's discuss our farts
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 28, 2015, 12:29:31 AM

Quote from: Esch on March 28, 2015, 12:23:11 AM

At age 22 I noticed that my farts had become incredibly fucking rancid for no discernable reason. I thought perhaps, meh, I'm getting a little older, maybe you just bust off nastier shit. Took me a couple months to realize that I was actually partially lactose intolerant. It was fueled by all the whole milk I was pounding to lift.

Back to normal now. Sort of a rich vegetal aroma.

No once you are out of your teens you start to slowly rot from the inside out.  This is fact. 

Title: Re: Let's discuss our farts
Post by: king of the internet on March 28, 2015, 12:45:34 AM

I'm not very gassy in the first place, but my farts are usually unscented. Maybe there's something wrong with my body.  ???

Title: Re: Let's discuss our farts
Post by: nudemacusers on March 28, 2015, 12:52:12 AM

i had some bbq chicken and red onion pizza today


pray for my family

Title: Re: Let's discuss our farts
Post by: Mr. Nobody on March 28, 2015, 01:38:07 AM

Depending on what I eat, my farts/shit smell like burning haircare products at times  :snoop

Title: Re: Let's discuss our farts
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2015, 05:59:52 PM

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