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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 29, 2015, 10:04:55 AM

Title: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 29, 2015, 10:04:55 AM: 6am knocks of my door in a robe. "I locked myself out of the house"

Cue 1 hour of awkwardness as we wait for the locksmith. My lovely wife gives him my favorite sweats and my old alumni shirt she knows I love and she wants to get rid of. She busts out the face too;

:hitler

Finally the locksmith arrives. :rejoice

8:39 AM and not shit...knocks on our door again. He locked himself out again AND he spilled fucking coffee on my shirt man.

Waiting for the locksmith again...

:beli

Fucking dentists man. :snoop

Edit: now he's eating MY bacon. :ufup

Edit Edit: I'm considering going over to his house and kicking the door down.
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: Kara on March 29, 2015, 10:20:41 AM: Cut the guy some slack, it's not like teeth can get lost. :dead
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2015, 11:34:15 AM: Dude just wanted to come back for your bacon. Better give him what he wants before he locks himself out for brunch.
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 29, 2015, 12:26:18 PM: You may want to consider that your neighbor is severely socially challenged and this is the only way he can think of to engage in interaction with another human being. What I'm saying is that this may become a regular thing.
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2015, 12:30:55 PM: Ya, reminds me of the time I left my apartment without pants just so someone would talk to me. No one did.
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: Beezy on March 29, 2015, 12:32:48 PM: Wait, why was he outside in only a robe?
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2015, 12:35:33 PM: I've seen people do it on TV. Gives an instant suburbia vibe to a show. People often do it on SVU right before someone gets raped.
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 09:33:54 AM: Honestly he's a nice guy and a great dentist but he is a complete airhead.

He managed to get his car stuck in mud ruts last sunday because he missed his driveway by a good 5 feet.
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 30, 2015, 09:40:14 AM: Probably abusing his access to medicine :lol
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 09:42:44 AM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 30, 2015, 09:40:14 AM
Probably abusing his access to medicine :lol

Nah I doubt it. He had two beers over my house once and was damn near loaded. He's not much into modern chemistry.
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: Rufus on March 30, 2015, 09:48:45 AM: Beer isn't exactly modern though.
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 09:50:32 AM: Quote from: Rufus on March 30, 2015, 09:48:45 AM
Beer isn't exactly modern though.

This crazy hopbomber shit I got is....wild.

(http://cdn.beeradvocate.com/im/beers/56421.jpg)
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 30, 2015, 11:30:36 AM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 09:42:44 AM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 30, 2015, 09:40:14 AM
Probably abusing his access to medicine :lol

Nah I doubt it. He had two beers over my house once and was damn near loaded. He's not much into modern chemistry.

Sounds like prescription drug interaction to me :lol
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 30, 2015, 12:51:55 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 09:33:54 AM
Honestly he's a nice guy and a great dentist but he is a complete airhead.

He managed to get his car stuck in mud ruts last sunday because he missed his driveway by a good 5 feet.
Looks like someone has a druggie for a neighbor.
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: Kara on March 30, 2015, 12:57:05 PM: Isn't a hoppy pale ale just an India pale ale? :wtf

Typical cacs, erasing the brown man from history. :gloomy
Title: Re: my neighbor is an idiot.
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 30, 2015, 12:59:05 PM: Poppys = Afghanistan.
You can't sell terrrist beer very well 'merica