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Title: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 09:49:38 AM: I watched the first episode on the new season of trailer park boys and did not look away during the Lahey versus Randy dueling boners opener.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91eGz1XdPQ
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2015, 10:00:01 AM: I went to McDonalds for breakfast, the first time in awhile. Figured I'd get the big breakfast plate and also asked for an extra hash brown. The guy asked me if I wanted anything else so I said sure I'll take an orange juice. He told me the cost was like nearly $10 which surprised me. But I didn't want to lower my order since some fellow young professionals were behind me in line and I didn't want to look like a chump.
:stahp

and it wasn't even that good :snoop
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 10:00:46 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2015, 10:00:01 AM
I went to McDonalds for breakfast, the first time in awhile. Figured I'd get the big breakfast plate and also asked for an extra hash brown. The guy asked me if I wanted anything else so I said sure I'll take an orange juice. He told me the cost was like nearly $10 which surprised me. But I didn't want to lower my order since some fellow young professionals were behind me in line and I didn't want to look like a chump.
:stahp

As if ordering extra hash browns didn't already accomplish that, breh.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 30, 2015, 10:02:13 AM: Fast-food hashbrowns are the work of the devil.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 10:02:55 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 30, 2015, 10:02:13 AM
Fast-food hashbrowns are the work of the devil.

The little hashbrown nuggets or whatever they were called at burger king that had the cheese in them were god tier.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2015, 10:13:06 AM: Hash browns are so hard to fuck up that I'll eat them anywhere. Yall trippin.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 10:13:50 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2015, 10:13:06 AM
Hash browns are so hard to fuck up that I'll eat them anywhere. Yall trippin.

If you leave mcdonalds hashbrowns out for like a month they still look like hashbrowns :kobeyuck
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 30, 2015, 10:16:06 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2015, 10:13:06 AM
Hash browns are so hard to fuck up that I'll eat them anywhere. Yall trippin.

Diner-style hashbrowns or nothing. :ufup
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 10:18:06 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 30, 2015, 10:16:06 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2015, 10:13:06 AM
Hash browns are so hard to fuck up that I'll eat them anywhere. Yall trippin.

Diner-style hashbrowns or nothing. :ufup

Non preformed hashbrowns or GFTO

The GOAT hashbrowns are monster hash

(http://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/tXGa30uS2N6QuFiGsiG2wg/348s.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 30, 2015, 10:18:19 AM: watched IR porn
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 30, 2015, 10:19:23 AM: Looked at his mom's pics from her modelling days
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 10:47:37 AM: Hashbrowns like Esch's + hot sauce + a little bit of ketchup + ice cold milk is fucking amazing.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2015, 10:50:13 AM: Yea that's definitely the GOAT composition for hash browns. When I cook breakfast I spend a lot of time making sure the eggs don't get overcooked or that my pancakes are done perfect. However with hash browns you kinda just set them up first and wait. Turn em a few times and just enjoy the aroma.
:rejoice
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 10:50:58 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2015, 10:50:13 AM
Yea that's definitely the GOAT composition for hash browns. When I cook breakfast I spend a lot of time making sure the eggs don't get overcooked or that my pancakes are done perfect. However with hash browns you kinda just set them up first and wait. Turn em a few times and just enjoy the aroma.
:rejoice

Overcooked is okay, undercooked is a fucking crime for the HB's.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Cheddahz on March 30, 2015, 10:52:17 AM: Defended Kendrick Lamar when someone brought up Big Sean in a conversation
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 10:58:03 AM: Sunday Breakfast at Yours Truly is almost a religious experience

(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/03/cc/a9/31/the-best-breakfast-ever.jpg)

8.99 + beverage yo.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Positive Touch on March 30, 2015, 12:24:04 PM: FUCK THIS THREAD I'M SO HUNGRY NOW
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 30, 2015, 12:35:37 PM: Posted a thinly veiled, self-referential thread about "finding" gay porn on my "brother's" laptop.

:hitler
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2015, 07:04:56 PM: Quietly sat in the barber shop as men traded misogynist views on women. :snoop

I know I can't win so why participate. My barber is great, he has given me solid advice before...but dude's perspective on women is warped as fuck. I walked in and he was having a discussion with a customer as he cut his hair. The basics:

-Guy in the chair (GITC) was listing his various problems with women, key being that they're overly emotional. He then blessed the shop with some advice his uncle gave him as a young man: always keep two women at the same time. Because if you have one woman it's easy to stop appreciating her, so by getting another you realize how much you like the first one.

-GITC then explained that he can never trust women because they can't be trusted. They might have a man on the side. Note the irony.

-My barber then went on a rant about how women always gotta be starting shit. Case in point: one day he was driving home from church with his woman, when she asked "Marty, would you ever hit me?" He was confused by the question and it sparked an argument. He then explained that he gave his woman a scenario: imagine he is asleep one day, and she comes home mad. She grabs a pot from the kitchen and hits him in the head with it, thus waking him up. His response would be to calmly get out the bed, walk to the kitchen, find a pan, hit her in the head with it, and then go back to bed. He said that a great silence befell the car after he laid out this scenario, and his woman never asked him that question again.

-My barber later said that his current woman, who he has been seeing for 5 weeks, recently admitted that she went back to her ex one night. He said it didn't bother him because he no longer loves women - he simply likes them. That way he avoids any emotional Ls.

-GITC related that he was married for 28 years before getting divorced, and had to give his house to his ex. He later started dating another chick, broke up, and had to give her his next house. Now he realizes he'll never let a woman live in his (third) house because if they break up, she can legally claim it if she's lived there for x years (I doubt this is true but will defer to Bepbo). Despite this he claimed that he would have no problem buying a woman her own seperate house, as long as she left him alone in his own house. I can't tell if this man is rich or completely broke.

-I couldn't help but conclude that it seems like this all was a good argument for male on male relationships, although I didn't say this out loud. If you can't stand women because they're emotional, wouldn't it make sense to fuck with dudes and thus eliminate that problem? I'm just saying. Not me of course, but from a clinical perspective.
:hitler
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Kara on April 01, 2015, 07:10:11 PM: He said it didn't bother him because he no longer loves women - he simply likes them. That way he avoids any emotional Ls.

:fbm
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 01, 2015, 08:37:44 PM: pd wins his own thread
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Nibel on April 01, 2015, 09:25:21 PM: Guy In The Chair sounds like the title of the next Kendrick album manifesting his position in the game tbh
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 01, 2015, 09:41:16 PM: Took my wife out for a nice meal at Olive Garden, cause sometimes you wanna celebrate.

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i have no clue where the closest Olive Garden is...
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Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 01, 2015, 09:49:58 PM: Looked at gay porn. :hitler
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 01, 2015, 10:03:51 PM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on April 01, 2015, 09:41:16 PM
Took my wife out for a nice meal at Olive Garden, cause sometimes you wanna celebrate.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i have no clue where the closest Olive Garden is...
[close]

probably totem lake. just fyi :fabulous

also when you gunna pick up that 3dsxl and become a ninthing, brothario
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Mr. Nobody on April 01, 2015, 11:00:27 PM: Preferred another dude to be in a porn scene.

Seriously, thick ass spanish chick with big natural tits, ass, a cute face, and a bubbly personality, and this dude can't keep it hard. :shaq2
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Your Stalker on April 01, 2015, 11:12:08 PM: What is the girl's name?
:hitler
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2015, 11:13:19 PM: I'm guessing the guy's name is L.T. Turner.
:beli
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: StealthFan on April 01, 2015, 11:15:14 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2015, 11:13:19 PM
I'm guessing the guy's name is L.T. Turner.
:beli
:snoop
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Mr. Nobody on April 01, 2015, 11:17:57 PM: Quote from: Your Stalker on April 01, 2015, 11:12:08 PM
What is the girl's name?
:hitler

Just "Sofia" from Culioneros

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2015, 11:13:19 PM
I'm guessing the guy's name is L.T. Turner.
:beli

Nah, it's some nondescript dude
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 02, 2015, 12:52:04 AM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on April 01, 2015, 10:03:51 PM

also when you gunna pick up that 3dsxl and become a ninthing, brothario

Aren't you banned?

What are you doing on Saturday?
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 02, 2015, 12:57:20 AM: no plans shaturday, just ping me on facebooks when you wanna meet up
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 01:45:12 AM: I admired the form of an ebony warrior at the gym today.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 09:04:04 AM: Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 01:45:12 AM
I admired the form of an ebony warrior at the gym today.

You and every other 40 year old housewife, bro. :jawalrus
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 01:15:26 PM: lol it's true, all the freight train built brothers are getting chatted up by the cougar housewives every time I'm there.

i don't stand a chance :brazilcry
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Cheddahz on April 02, 2015, 01:23:10 PM: Took a girl home and showed her my Detroit Lions collection
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 02:06:43 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 01:15:26 PM
lol it's true, all the freight train built brothers are getting chatted up by the cougar housewives every time I'm there.

i don't stand a chance :brazilcry

Yeah but you get to side smang all the hot Latina women married to dickless CACs who pull out their mace when we walk by.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2015, 02:24:24 PM: they say some pretty suspect shit too. One time I got into a conversation with a 40yo chick at the gym, two kids, no wedding ring but she mentioned she was married (lol). I forgot what small talk topic we were discussing but at one point she said "are you from here? I mean, where were you born?" I told her I lived in this area but was born in Detroit. She was like "you were born in Detroit? But you don't sound like you were, no offense LOL."
:brazilcry

Something along those lines has happened to me at least three times at the gym or rec center. Honestly I bet I could bag some of those chicks if I was cool with fucking with marriages. No thanks.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Kara on April 03, 2015, 05:39:44 PM: Remembered that I am cut not for cultural or questionably scientific reasons, but because of penile aesthetics as presented by the pornographic industry, then hoped that at least it was a BBC. :larry

Esch this is your fault. :bolo
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: HiResDes on April 04, 2015, 10:45:38 AM: I had a dream my girlfriend was with another man, and I was free to break all relations without any leftover guilt. And when I woke up next to her I got depressed, but thought I'd hop on the chance to slip it in her booty for some real wake n' bake, but got denied and went to work 30 minutes early instead.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2015, 01:55:33 PM: Got a parking violation downtown. $20.
:beli

Parked at a meter downtown to pick up something for my mom. I figured I'd only need 10 minutes so I put that much change in the meter. Walked in the store...I just was there to pick up some framed pictures but it took longer than expected. Walked out and saw I the parking officer writing the violation. He gave me the :yeshrug

Naturally the court is closed today and the website isn't working great...I'll just wait and pay on Monday, in person.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2015, 02:09:41 PM: Way to turn a roasting thread into a personal blog
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Kara on April 05, 2015, 04:08:07 PM: Focused on the area above a male pornographic performer's pubic triangle because of a tattoo despite seeking out the scene for the woman starring opposite him.

Spent the rest of the scene trying to decide what the tattoo said in Aramaic. (I think it was just "Aramaic".)

X post: Most Karakand Thing You Did Today.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 08, 2015, 10:41:46 AM: http://i.imgur.com/UfGzXrq.gifv
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: benjipwns on April 08, 2015, 10:54:01 AM: Quote from: Vularai on April 05, 2015, 04:08:07 PM
Focused on the area above a male pornographic performer's pubic triangle because of a tattoo despite seeking out the scene for the woman starring opposite him.

Spent the rest of the scene trying to decide what the tattoo said in Aramaic. (I think it was just "Aramaic".)
This is seriously the thing I get most off track doing when looking at porn, trying to decipher tattoos and often their reasoning for existing.

Bonnie Rotten solves this problem by just overwhelming that part of my brain.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Rufus on April 08, 2015, 11:45:44 AM: Quote from: Vularai on April 05, 2015, 04:08:07 PM
Spent the rest of the scene trying to decide what the tattoo said in Aramaic. (I think it was just "Aramaic".)
:derp
I hope the typeface was pretty at least...
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: HiResDes on April 08, 2015, 12:30:58 PM: Quote from: benjipwns on April 08, 2015, 10:54:01 AM
Quote from: Vularai on April 05, 2015, 04:08:07 PM
Focused on the area above a male pornographic performer's pubic triangle because of a tattoo despite seeking out the scene for the woman starring opposite him.

Spent the rest of the scene trying to decide what the tattoo said in Aramaic. (I think it was just "Aramaic".)
This is seriously the thing I get most off track doing when looking at porn, trying to decipher tattoos and often their reasoning for existing.

Bonnie Rotten solves this problem by just overwhelming that part of my brain.
Alisha Klass had my favorite, just one around the circumference of her asshole.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: StealthFan on April 08, 2015, 05:19:48 PM: this fool pm'd me asking me if I am a virgin.
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: StealthFan on April 08, 2015, 07:33:16 PM: I've touched pussy when I was thin. I'll admit that it has been years though :tocry
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 08, 2015, 07:36:27 PM: Quote from: StealthFan on April 08, 2015, 07:33:16 PM
I've touched pussy when I was thin. I'll admit that it has been years though :tocry

Birth don't count, no matter how thin you were

:ufup
Title: Re: What's the most Phoenix Dark thing you did today?
Post by: StealthFan on April 08, 2015, 07:40:36 PM: :beli