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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on March 30, 2015, 12:44:14 PM

Title: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 30, 2015, 12:44:14 PM
Helped friends pay less in taxes.

 :paul
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 30, 2015, 12:45:58 PM
Bought a shit ton of canned food
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Boogie on March 30, 2015, 12:47:02 PM
"Helped"?
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 30, 2015, 12:48:27 PM
"Helped"?

Shit, you're right.

"Traded my tax-preparing expertise in a rationally self-motivated manner in exchange for beers, and also to curb the power of the state."
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 30, 2015, 12:48:48 PM
Saw someone in a car listening to Fox News  and thought to myself, "I'm so glad I'm not like these sheeple. They should be smart like me"

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For bonus points this is also the most Vulvari thing I've done today too
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Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: octopushover on March 30, 2015, 12:56:27 PM
let my dog shit on private property so the cleaning staff would continue to be employed according to their worth
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Kara on March 30, 2015, 12:59:42 PM
Woke up believing in the superiority of Classical economics.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2015, 01:11:08 PM
Argued against liberals getting mad about Tidal.

please tell me this isn't a thing. I know people are rolling their eyes at the charity-esque language/imagery being used by Tidal but lord...don't tell me there are think pieces about it being offensive.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: benjipwns on March 30, 2015, 01:15:48 PM
Lamented the necessity of having to provide identification to the pharmacist to get a product that requires a prescription and is limited and controlled by the DEA requiring three sets of numbers to be recorded on a slip to identify who might be the weak link in the chain of ignoring state consent before a mutually beneficial trade.

All after taking one more pill than the directions on the bottle so as to empty it something the DEA only now knows about.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: benjipwns on March 30, 2015, 01:25:48 PM
Also eroded the authority of the state by going 43 in an arbitrarily labeled 40 mph zone.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 01:37:49 PM
Heard a guy saying you can put "Free Man" as your license plate and not be pulled over.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: octopushover on March 30, 2015, 01:39:51 PM
responded to my boss yelling at me with, "am i free to go?"
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 30, 2015, 02:03:50 PM
ate a tasty $4 breakfast at the Microsoft corporate cafeteria.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 02:05:47 PM
ate a tasty $4 breakfast at the Microsoft corporate cafeteria.

Please describe your hashbrowns in both shape and consistency. This is very important.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 30, 2015, 02:09:55 PM
Then follow it up in the poop thread with both shape and consistency and if they are now in your pants.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 30, 2015, 02:18:04 PM
ate a tasty $4 breakfast at the Microsoft corporate cafeteria.

Please describe your hashbrowns in both shape and consistency. This is very important.

they had the shape and consistency of hashbrowns I enjoyed eating.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 02:20:48 PM
ate a tasty $4 breakfast at the Microsoft corporate cafeteria.

Please describe your hashbrowns in both shape and consistency. This is very important.

they had the shape and consistency of hashbrowns I enjoyed eating.

But were they pre-made or fresh and chopped?

(http://i.imgur.com/LhUyCfC.png)
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 30, 2015, 02:27:32 PM
I dunno. They were of acceptable quality for being part of a $4 breakfast. Maybe I'll check next time.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 02:32:51 PM
I dunno. They were of acceptable quality for being part of a $4 breakfast. Maybe I'll check next time.
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Pics would be appreciated. I thank you in advance for your participation.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 30, 2015, 02:40:49 PM
lectured someone for making poor life decisions while chugging my second can of MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA CITRON
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 30, 2015, 03:30:50 PM
Saw an American flag with a gold-fringe and decided it exempted me from any social contract and/or basic empathy.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 30, 2015, 03:33:50 PM
lectured someone for making poor life decisions while chugging my second can of MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA CITRON
Can I have your scooter when you die?
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 30, 2015, 04:27:23 PM
Existed because I do
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: octopushover on March 30, 2015, 04:44:25 PM
got high and went for a walk, ending on a sour note when i berated a homeless person for being drunk in public
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 30, 2015, 04:47:40 PM
Would have been whiter if you assaulted him with a cane while wearing a cod piece. 
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Steve Contra on March 30, 2015, 06:02:05 PM
Said something super racist, passed it off because I'm a libertarian Congressman from a super white district in Texas.  You'd be surprised how many times that's worked.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Mandark on March 30, 2015, 06:18:27 PM
Contra, you should spin off a business that markets patriotic domestic wines to Tea Partiers, advertising on Michael Savage etc.

You could call it Legitimate Grape.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Kara on March 30, 2015, 07:26:23 PM
Manischmutsik. :beli
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: StealthFan on March 30, 2015, 07:44:11 PM
Argued against liberals getting mad about Tidal.
You would defend the camel :umad
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2015, 07:48:56 PM
Contra, you should spin off a business that markets patriotic domestic wines to Tea Partiers, advertising on Michael Savage etc.

You could call it Legitimate Grape.

I prefer Reagrape.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on March 30, 2015, 07:56:49 PM
created a Chaotic Evil character in Baldur's Gate

maybe if property wasn't centralized into a handful of oligarchs the market wouldn't have such a problem regulating the supply of iron
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Kara on March 30, 2015, 08:04:43 PM
Amn is already libertopia. :ufup

Even down to the whole "has vast natural resources, ergo its mode of production is the bestest" thing. :heh

Time to kill myself for providing a class analysis of the Sword Coast bye.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on March 30, 2015, 08:27:16 PM
Even down to the whole "has vast natural resources, ergo its mode of production is the bestest" thing. :heh
hmm, Bioware's inability to accurately depict the tragedy of the commons is disconcerting

you know what, I may just kill myself as well :obama
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Rufus on March 30, 2015, 08:29:05 PM
They regulate magic though. Throw people in the clink for any infraction, for Bhaal knows how long. Without a trial even.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Kara on March 30, 2015, 09:20:15 PM
Even down to the whole "has vast natural resources, ergo its mode of production is the bestest" thing. :heh
hmm, Bioware's inability to accurately depict the tragedy of the commons is disconcerting

you know what, I may just kill myself as well :obama

Amn as a colonial empire is a rather straightforward Marxist-Leninist reading of financial capital, however.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 30, 2015, 10:15:12 PM
updated: suggested feeding the homeless to local coyote packs crossing into urban confines.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: Tasty on March 30, 2015, 11:00:05 PM
Homeless guy asked me for money on the way home and I didn't give him any.

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I have no bills. :fbm

I've given fives, tens, and twenties to various homeless since moving here so I don't think I'm a completely terrible person. :stahp
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Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: benjipwns on March 30, 2015, 11:35:23 PM
This thread disgusts me, you people are vile and selfish, not in the least way libertarian.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: benjipwns on March 30, 2015, 11:36:35 PM
Used "no true libertarian except I" reasoning to judge and condemn a whole swath of people based on one or two comments.
Title: Re: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 30, 2015, 11:40:04 PM
Heard about kids starving in the U.S.  didn't do anything