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Title: i put it in the butt!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 31, 2015, 08:06:28 PM: APRIL FOOLS!

seriously guys, that's not how good christians do it :beli
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Post by: Steve Contra on March 31, 2015, 08:08:50 PM: Like any of us thought you were that cool. Who's the April Fool now Cruncheon :umad
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 31, 2015, 08:09:33 PM: :beli
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 08:09:34 PM: Have a German wife and don't do any mud play guys.
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 08:12:27 PM: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43073.msg2016575#msg2016575

mods you know what to to :bolo

op :ufup
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 31, 2015, 08:17:00 PM: fuck the mods, i'm special. white privilege, bucko
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 31, 2015, 08:17:39 PM: also, |ot|? WTF IS THIS GAFTARDERY
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Post by: Kara on March 31, 2015, 08:18:01 PM: Like I believe you have 108 gallons of something. :heh
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Post by: Your Stalker on March 31, 2015, 08:20:41 PM: he has a german wife? is she into bukkake?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 08:23:37 PM: I think she is German ancestry, which according to white-American tradition, makes her German. Though, to be honest, they sound too vanilla to be either German or white.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 31, 2015, 08:25:10 PM: How is he still posting if his name is grey ???
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 31, 2015, 08:59:40 PM: We've been talking about it in the mod forum for a while, but we're tired of Drinky's bullshit tbqh. He's gonna be talking a break for a while.
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Post by: Your Stalker on March 31, 2015, 09:06:59 PM: :gladbron
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2015, 09:08:48 PM: :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: El Babua on March 31, 2015, 09:08:51 PM: :sabu
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 09:10:20 PM: Let him think about what he has done while he scoots about town.
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Post by: Kara on March 31, 2015, 09:10:46 PM: :rofl omg
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Post by: pilonv1 on March 31, 2015, 09:11:40 PM: LOLBANNED
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 31, 2015, 09:17:25 PM: So I was looking for a funny scooter pic to commemorate this occasion. Found this instead.

It'll do

(https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/11/6/144685__safe_rainbow+dash_scootaloo_crying_night_tear_dream_scooter_scootalone_artist-colon-misterhailfire.png)
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 31, 2015, 09:18:03 PM: and now the Drinky and Methodis slashfic begins
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 09:18:06 PM: and they say snitching doesn't work :miyamoto
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Post by: lennedsay on March 31, 2015, 09:31:11 PM: 3.31.15 NEVER FORGET
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 09:40:04 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on March 31, 2015, 09:31:11 PM
3.31.15 NEVER FORGET
(http://i.minus.com/iwGghwH6KhtVg.gif)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2015, 09:48:04 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on March 31, 2015, 09:31:11 PM
3.31.15 NEVER FORGET

(http://i.imgur.com/GANNhGZ.png)
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Post by: Yeti on March 31, 2015, 09:53:30 PM: RIP Prole, instead of putting it in the butt, he took it in the butt instead. :'(
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Post by: Shaka Khan on March 31, 2015, 10:05:37 PM: :holeup

(http://i.imgur.com/YzG1NSu.png)
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 10:09:22 PM: wait how come i didn't know about this :brazilcry
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 10:10:12 PM: Me either. :(
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 10:10:32 PM: injustica :(
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 31, 2015, 10:12:37 PM: So much April fools stuff going on ITT.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 10:13:26 PM: I was so happy with Van's shunning but now I have felt that sting myself. :(
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Post by: lennedsay on March 31, 2015, 10:16:24 PM: Somebody add me before I throw a hissy fit.
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 10:33:56 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/otooTrz.png)
:bolo
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2015, 10:42:03 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 10:33:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/otooTrz.png)
:bolo

(http://i.imgur.com/vmxui9z.gif)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 10:44:26 PM: Joe please tell me you made him to butt stuff before you let him post again. Pushing his phony christian agenda was a line too far, if that's a saying.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 31, 2015, 10:47:35 PM: he put it in my butt :'(
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 10:48:16 PM: Also why isn't our front page that banner? A friend accidentally saw the front page before I could close the window and he was like 'You like persona?' and I was like 'No. Not really'.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 31, 2015, 10:51:09 PM: How is he still posting if his name is bronze ???
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 31, 2015, 10:55:00 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 31, 2015, 10:48:16 PM
Also why isn't our front page that banner? A friend accidentally saw the front page before I could close the window and he was like 'You like persona?' and I was like 'No. Not really'.

oh, so he's a "friend". :beli
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Post by: Kara on March 31, 2015, 10:57:23 PM: Someone get sushi girl on the horn. :beli
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 10:59:34 PM: I can manage to have male friends without any buttstuff going on.

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Thanks to the priest at the camp my mom sent me to. Don't want to suck veiny dicks no more. Nope, like the t-shirt says.
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You need the camp number Van?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 31, 2015, 11:00:00 PM: Fun Fact: The hex code for Dim Grey is #696969, which is another thing that Drinky is banned from. :brazilcry
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 11:06:56 PM: let's just talk about the various things we own that we want put in his butt. I'm thinking a fur glove or maybe a pair of leather/silk cuffs strung together with pearls
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 11:09:55 PM: A 2.5kg bag of flour and then force feed him HAM from the other end, so that it looks like a back hole cinnamon challenge when the HAM farts come.
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 11:13:36 PM: what kind of ham? black forest? honey ham? ____?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 11:15:20 PM: Picnic ham
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Post by: chronovore on March 31, 2015, 11:17:19 PM: Baby carrots.

On-topic:

Amazon Dash is pretty great.
https://www.amazon.com/oc/dash-button/ref=br_imp_ara-1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 11:17:40 PM: Quote from: Esch on March 31, 2015, 11:16:45 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 11:06:56 PM
let's just talk about the various things we own that we want put in his butt. I'm thinking a fur glove or maybe a pair of leather/silk cuffs strung together with pearls

Well, i have this gold plated Charizard card I got from Burger King when I was 8 that'd fit in there quite nicely imo
I assume it's to scale, otherwise it will just fall out
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2015, 11:19:04 PM: You going to tap the card once its up there?
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 01, 2015, 12:36:26 AM: I clicked on this,
knowing I would regret it.
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Post by: Beezy on April 01, 2015, 02:16:48 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/GmRfm.gif)
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2015, 09:25:48 AM: Guys, I'm going to be honest with you for a minute. I'm the one who put the $199 to get Van Cruncheon banned. Yeah, $199, the same price as the n3DSXL that I bought yesterday [not a coincidence]. It was a steep price to pay, but I've just had enough of his Nintendo bashing that I couldn't stand him being allowed to freely post on these forums anymore. You know, I held it in for a long time, I smiled at his little jokes at Iwata's expense, I "Liked" his snarky, improperly-grammared jabs at Nintendo's sagging bottom line...and I did nothing. But this latest thread was the last straw. It's one thing to bash Nintendo and Iwata and Yamauchi and Miyamoto all the time, I can take that, but to be a lying Nintendo basher? That's one line too far. So I took my n3DSXL back to Gamestop and then Paypal'd the money to demi.

Stay gone forever, you liar.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 01, 2015, 09:30:53 AM: I think the worst part about this thread was that I was going to make my own April fools thread and it was going to be mind blowing, but Van did one and worse he did it half ass. Couldn't even take the ban though the 1st. SMH.

My thread was going to be titled 'This is not an April fools joke' and on the inside it would say 'This is an April fools joke'. Sigh the likes that could have been.
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Post by: kick51 on April 01, 2015, 09:33:08 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/P9J4ayE.png)
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 01, 2015, 09:59:32 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2015, 09:25:48 AM
Guys, I'm going to be honest with you for a minute. I'm the one who put the $199 to get Van Cruncheon banned. Yeah, $199, the same price as the n3DSXL that I bought yesterday [not a coincidence]. It was a steep price to pay, but I've just had enough of his Nintendo bashing that I couldn't stand him being allowed to freely post on these forums anymore. You know, I held it in for a long time, I smiled at his little jokes at Iwata's expense, I "Liked" his snarky, improperly-grammared jabs at Nintendo's sagging bottom line...and I did nothing. But this latest thread was the last straw. It's one thing to bash Nintendo and Iwata and Yamauchi and Miyamoto all the time, I can take that, but to be a lying Nintendo basher? That's one line too far. So I took my n3DSXL back to Gamestop and then Paypal'd the money to demi.

Stay gone forever, you liar.

I concur lol. I've seen better efforts than this out of my baby girl on April fools.

Would have liked to have seen yours.

As for this one 2/10
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Post by: chronovore on April 03, 2015, 12:19:45 PM: I’ve always been partial to loading up an image viewer in fullscreen with a resolution-matched shot of BSOD on the programmer’s computer while they’re at lunch.