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Title: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Eschaton on April 02, 2015, 10:15:33 AM
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/apr/01/california-governor-orders-mandatory-water-restrictions-drought

and more importantly, where will you californians move to. idaho? perhaps wyoming? the dakotas?

(http://i.imgur.com/kOBFuwJ.png)
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 10:16:52 AM
(http://www.madmaxmovies.com/mad-max-beyond-thunderdome/cars-and-vehicles/aunty-entity/aunty-entity-tina-turner-in-action.jpg)

imo
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: octopushover on April 02, 2015, 10:41:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/UZoyQLS.png)
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 02, 2015, 10:42:03 AM
Dust Bowl II: This Time It's Personal
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 10:43:31 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Sheeanaandworm.JPG)
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 02, 2015, 10:48:03 AM
Lord Humungous for Governor and/or Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla of California.

(http://i.imgur.com/34mqfNa.jpg?1)

He will end all your pain and suffering.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 10:51:02 AM
Arnold could fill that role perfectly.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 10:51:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/UZoyQLS.png)


the more mexicans come through and the tighter controls on water get, the more the nigel hipster techbubble companies and dudes will leave for greener pastures imo.

They already are. Ohio, North Carolina, and Texas seem to be the beneficiaries so far.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2015, 10:51:59 AM
Fields covered in sun burnt and thirsty Mexicans while a bunch of white Okies yell at them to go home.  So basically not a lot will change. 
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Rufus on April 02, 2015, 10:52:31 AM
Looking forward to an hour long tangent about this on the next Bombcast.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Brehvolution on April 02, 2015, 10:53:37 AM
Or they could desalinate and start draining the Pacific. :larry
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 10:55:37 AM
Or they could desalinate and start draining the Pacific. :larry

Dude it's super expensive to desalinate and currently the output would result to about a tear in the bucket.

I love that the entitled fuckers went to ohio and said give us water and we promptly shut the door in their face.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 02, 2015, 10:55:47 AM
Dunno, depends on whether Mr. Luthor can finally get one past Superman.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Brehvolution on April 02, 2015, 10:58:08 AM
Or they could desalinate and start draining the Pacific. :larry

Dude it's super expensive to desalinate and currently the output would result to about a tear in the bucket.

Not as expensive as relocating almond groves. Roads and bridges are expensive too.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2015, 10:59:40 AM
Doesn't drinking blood work the quench thirst?  I can't remember if natives use to do this or if I have seen to many vampire movies.  Either way, it could solve the Mexican question. 
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2015, 11:04:21 AM
Googled it.  Native americans don't drink blood. 
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 02, 2015, 11:05:03 AM
now
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 02, 2015, 11:07:23 AM
Googled it.  Native americans don't drink blood. 

You're thinking of Jews.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2015, 11:07:35 AM
Well they should stop stealing our water and start up again.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 11:08:42 AM
Googled it.  Native americans don't drink blood. 

You're thinking of Jews.

Negative. The Jews are currently secretly buying water dirt cheap from mexicans and storing it in a private lake for high resale at a later date. Chaos Creates Cash.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2015, 11:10:10 AM
I don't see why they can't drink blood and hoard water
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 02, 2015, 11:10:42 AM
why don't they just invent a machine that makes water
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 11:14:01 AM
why don't they just invent a machine that makes water

You silly bastard, the only thing that the Jews invented was profit.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2015, 11:15:59 AM
41 seconds Esch
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 02, 2015, 11:23:03 AM
Wouldn't the patent on a machine that makes water be worth quite a bit of money in the upcoming dystopian techno-future, though?
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2015, 11:37:15 AM
Patents only make money if the thing that is patented makes money.  I'm really surprised that jews aren't more comfortable with slave labour.  Patent it.  Make slaves do it.  Make more money.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Nibel on April 02, 2015, 11:41:08 AM
Probably like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU)

(http://i.imgur.com/8cpoa7O.jpg)
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 11:42:33 AM
That was covered in post #2 complete with a black person.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 02, 2015, 11:44:54 AM
It will become like Monaco, because all the filthy poors will have to move away because they can't afford the water/taxes.

Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 11:47:03 AM
It will become like Monaco, because all the filthy poors will have to move away because they can't afford the water/taxes.

 :lawd

Will spend my retirement there then in a pool drinking bottled water while tazering my mexican help and spilling water right in front of them.

Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2015, 11:50:31 AM
I don't remember that from the game
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Nibel on April 02, 2015, 11:50:59 AM
That was covered in post #2 complete with a black person.

7 black persons or bust breh

Probably like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU)

(http://i.imgur.com/8cpoa7O.jpg)

I think you mean this :neogaf

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(http://abload.de/img/9jbmgl4ump.png) Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'spitting bars'
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bet you have that on your microsoft zune 16gb somewhere between the wale and chris breezy/tyga collabo albums
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Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Kara on April 02, 2015, 12:19:23 PM
It will become like Monaco, because all the filthy poors will have to move away because they can't afford the water/taxes.

It already is to a large extent.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Cheddahz on April 02, 2015, 12:26:58 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hYehLho7ACM/TOq3XsZmWHI/AAAAAAAAATA/I1146bqgqHU/s1600/Fallout-New-Vegas-Box-Cover-Art.jpg)
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 02, 2015, 12:31:11 PM
Dry pegging?  :oreilly

(http://i.imgur.com/UZoyQLS.png)


the more mexicans come through and the tighter controls on water get, the more the nigel hipster techbubble companies and dudes will leave for greener pastures imo.

Stop coming to Seattle goddammit. We don't want to end up like San Francisco more than we already are.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Kara on April 02, 2015, 12:38:21 PM
I'd just like to reiterate that dry pegging will only be required to join the Party in the Californian Democratic Republic.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: mormapope on April 02, 2015, 12:44:43 PM
I'm going to write a fictional story about people migrating from California to other states in the time of need.

I'll call it The Grapes of Wrath 2.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Kara on April 02, 2015, 01:20:43 PM
cali as a simulacrum of monaco (http://i.imgur.com/kOBFuwJ.png)

F1 instead of rally racing and bastard x games racing events :obama

LAFC becoming the AS Monaco of the MLS :obama

becoming functionally irrelevant except for suspect banking and gambling :obama

Larry Ellison beginning a California dynasty :obama

The Long Beach Grand Prix used to be a Formula 1 race. :hitler

e: Right now we're a bad Switzerland, it's not that much of a leap down. Though I will miss the Tour de California.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Steve Contra on April 02, 2015, 01:39:08 PM
It's funny hearing people from out of state talk about this.  California doesn't need California's water, the rest of the country needs California's water.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 02:02:17 PM
It's funny hearing people from out of state talk about this.  California doesn't need California's water, the rest of the country needs California's water.

Fuck your water.

Signed,

The Great Lakes Region
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Tasty on April 02, 2015, 02:06:18 PM
Fuck the west coast in general.

Sincerely,

The Superior East Coast
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 02:09:42 PM
Get off our shit, bitches

http://www.wbez.org/frontandcenter/2011-06-21/great-lakes-face-increasing-pressure-water-world-own-backyard-88159
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Steve Contra on April 02, 2015, 02:12:33 PM
Yeah I know about the great lakes, but you still don't get what I'm saying which is that California supplies most of the food for the whole country.  Try finding a substitute for that.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 02:15:51 PM
Yeah I know about the great lakes, but you still don't get what I'm saying which is that California supplies most of the food for the whole country.  Try finding a substitute for that.

Don't over evaluate that.

Wisconsin, Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, Ohio, and Texas could easily throttle up if the money is there.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Kara on April 02, 2015, 02:28:08 PM
California won't have a drought as long as I have tear ducts. :jawalrus

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Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 02:28:51 PM

Don't over evaluate that.

Wisconsin, Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, Ohio, and Texas could easily throttle up if the money is there.

Nah, I mentioned the farming aspect of Cali in here a little but it's absolutely undeniable that we can't really lose Cali as a food producer. ~50+% of our fruits, veggies and nuts come from there. a lot of stuff we eat here is unique to cali too iirc.

Which is why ultimately the people will get the shaft IMO (http://i.imgur.com/CdofvF1.png)

Wisconsin could pick up dairy in a second.

Ohio and Texas: Beef Cattle

The rest could do the veggies....


Fruit though, we fucked cause Florida sucks.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 02, 2015, 02:55:11 PM
Fuck the west coast in general.

Sincerely,

The Superior East Coast

That's cute.

PNW.

P.S. Go away, California.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 03:02:44 PM
Wisconsin could pick up dairy in a second.

Ohio and Texas: Beef Cattle

The rest could do the veggies....


Fruit though, we fucked cause Florida sucks.

There's a lot of arable land here in the United States, but it aint really that simple :shaq2

I don't make a habit of downplaying human adaptation/innovation but losing Cali as a producer would be huge. In the short term, the price of fresh food would go up massively just because of the sheer amount of produce they create. You'd also be forced to actually deal with seasonality wrt some crops as well, because Cali can grow year round. What other states can you do that in... Not many.

I'm not saying it's advisable I'm saying if an earthquake put cali in the ocean we would survive. Let's not act they are America to our North Korea my friend.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Steve Contra on April 02, 2015, 03:04:08 PM
Wisconsin could pick up dairy in a second.

Ohio and Texas: Beef Cattle

The rest could do the veggies....


Fruit though, we fucked cause Florida sucks.

There's a lot of arable land here in the United States, but it aint really that simple :shaq2

I don't make a habit of downplaying human adaptation/innovation but losing Cali as a producer would be huge. In the short term, the price of fresh food would go up massively just because of the sheer amount of produce they create. You'd also be forced to actually deal with seasonality wrt some crops as well, because Cali can grow year round. What other states can you do that in... Not many.
This is it.  It's cute to think that California isn't the underpinning of the whole way Americans eat, but it's not reality.  Sure if you want to eat potatoes and onions for 8 months out the year you can do it, but there's no substitute.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 03:05:08 PM
Wisconsin could pick up dairy in a second.

Ohio and Texas: Beef Cattle

The rest could do the veggies....


Fruit though, we fucked cause Florida sucks.

There's a lot of arable land here in the United States, but it aint really that simple :shaq2

I don't make a habit of downplaying human adaptation/innovation but losing Cali as a producer would be huge. In the short term, the price of fresh food would go up massively just because of the sheer amount of produce they create. You'd also be forced to actually deal with seasonality wrt some crops as well, because Cali can grow year round. What other states can you do that in... Not many.
This is it.  It's cute to think that California isn't the underpinning of the whole way Americans eat, but it's not reality.  Sure if you want to eat potatoes and onions for 8 months out the year you can do it, but there's no substitute.

Yes because nobody in the entire world can grow potatoes or onions. :whew
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Steve Contra on April 02, 2015, 03:08:35 PM
Uh, I mean if you want to eat nothing but potatoes and onion you can survive without California.  The green stuff though?
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 03:09:43 PM
Uh, I mean if you want to eat nothing but potatoes and onion you can survive without California.  The green stuff though?

Beans? Corn? Soybeans?  Etc? All grown in ohio.

Yes the winter months would suck at first but that's what South America and Africa are for.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Kara on April 02, 2015, 03:18:00 PM
The agri thing is missing the bigger issue, the collapse of an economy the size of India's (give or take) won't be nbd. Who's going to finance the Great Eastward Migrating when a fuckton of wealth is wiped out? This ain't 1934, no FDR going to create a whole new fun and exciting bureaucracy.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 03:20:22 PM
I was just talking about a gradual drop off in production but if an earthquake/nukes/some other disaster were to put cali in the hole and their production was to immediately stop we'd be absolutely fucked. Food prices on fresh produce would skyrocket, it'd ruin our economy for years honestly.

I don't think we'd run into immediate nutritional deficiencies because of food stores and supplementation but just based on the overall diversity of stuff coming from Cali our table would change immensely overnight.

You know I actually learned something relevant to this. A buddy of mine grows corn on his farms for the government for bio fuel.

there is a part in his contact that specifically speaks about what to do in the event of a disaster. For once our government actually has a plan.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 03:21:07 PM
The agri thing is missing the bigger issue, the collapse of an economy the size of India's (give or take) won't be nbd. Who's going to finance the Great Eastward Migrating when a fuckton of wealth is wiped out? This ain't 1934, no FDR going to create a whole new fun and exciting bureaucracy.

Who says we'd want you anyway? I hear Mexico is nice in December.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 03:25:58 PM
I did work for California once. They gave me an IOU....wish I was kidding.

That economy already fucked.

Actually middle California is okay to come on over...North Cali and LA down can fuck right off.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 02, 2015, 03:28:55 PM
Not an expert, but if the current state tax and the stratospheric cost of living aren't incentive enough to drive people of of cali...
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 03:30:47 PM
Not an expert, but if the current state tax and the stratospheric cost of living aren't incentive enough to drive people of of cali...

Actually it's more feasible to survive in California than a great lakes state in terms of employment.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Steve Contra on April 02, 2015, 03:44:36 PM
My biggest takeaway from this whole drought thing is that a lot of my conservative friends in the middle of the country think of California as some economically stunted bastard child and not an behemoth that would wreck the country if it went down.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 03:51:47 PM
My biggest takeaway from this whole drought thing is that a lot of my conservative friends in the middle of the country think of California as some economically stunted bastard child and not an behemoth that would wreck the country if it went down.

And what I think is typical liberal California's think they carry our economy on their shoulders.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Tasty on April 02, 2015, 03:52:24 PM
So like, why isn't there a water pipeline like that oil one Obummer vetoed. Like, one that went across the entire US.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Kara on April 02, 2015, 03:56:26 PM
From my perspective it's simply an integration issue. Look how crises in places like Italy, Spain or Greece blew up and none of those areas has a Hollywood or Silicon Valley.

Hell, if you really want to scare yourself look at the breakdown of a municipal bond fund in a prospectus.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Steve Contra on April 02, 2015, 04:08:05 PM
My biggest takeaway from this whole drought thing is that a lot of my conservative friends in the middle of the country think of California as some economically stunted bastard child and not an behemoth that would wreck the country if it went down.

I like to think of you as the state equivalent of JP Morgan and BoA combined :obama


This get's pretty close to the truth.  And yeah, when your largest economy is also your largest (by far) food supplier the drought is kind of a big deal.  I expect everyone to kick the can down the road though in favor of keeping the farmers happy.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 02, 2015, 04:10:55 PM
I just heard Yosemite announce that the snow pack in one of their areas is 2% of average. 2%! If it was a politician it'd be republican.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Tasty on April 02, 2015, 04:21:20 PM
For many of the same reasons why there isn't an oil one. It would be disastrous to freshwater ecology.

I don't think that's why the oil one didn't happen....
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Kara on April 02, 2015, 04:37:18 PM
My biggest takeaway from this whole drought thing is that a lot of my conservative friends in the middle of the country think of California as some economically stunted bastard child and not an behemoth that would wreck the country if it went down.

I like to think of you as the state equivalent of JP Morgan and BoA combined :obama

Bank of America is the bank our state government uses. :larry

We could have had our own state bank if Moonbeam hadn't vetoed a bill to set up a completely useless fact finding mission about creating a state bank. Does he think the bear and red star on our flag are just for show? :bolo
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Kara on April 02, 2015, 04:39:20 PM
On the tour of the state capitol they also show you Bank of America's (then Bank of Italy) original incorporation paperwork too.

If I think of any other pointless information I'll be sure to yak it up itt, don't worry. :whew
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 02, 2015, 05:11:19 PM
It's funny hearing people from out of state talk about this.  California doesn't need California's water, the rest of the country needs California's water.

...Okay? If that was true, why the mandated rations?

(Yes, I know what you're getting at "LOL CALIFORNIAN AGRICULTURE LOL" but still: Ya'll are pretty fucked)
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Steve Contra on April 02, 2015, 05:26:51 PM
The mandated rations are a joke, the whole thing is dancing around the fact that any real reform has to come from agri-business.  It's like asking for the deficit to be fixed by cutting non-military discretionary spending.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 05:30:32 PM
The mandated rations are a joke, the whole thing is dancing around the fact that any real reform has to come from agri-business.  It's like asking for the deficit to be fixed by cutting non-military discretionary spending.

If I recall correctly big water bottling companies (coke) are not subject to the mandate right?
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Kara on April 02, 2015, 05:31:41 PM
Water in California is shared across three main sectors.

Statewide, average water use is roughly 50% environmental, 40% agricultural, and 10% urban. However, the percentage of water use by sector varies dramatically across regions and between wet and dry years. Some of the water used by each of these sectors returns to rivers and groundwater basins, and can be used again.

Environmental water provides multiple benefits.

Environmental water use falls into four categories: water in rivers protected as "wild and scenic” under federal and state laws, water required for maintaining habitat within streams, water that supports wetlands within wildlife preserves, and water needed to maintain water quality for agricultural and urban use. Most water allocated to the environment does not affect other water uses. More than half of California’s environmental water use occurs in rivers along the state’s north coast. These waters are largely isolated from major agricultural and urban areas and cannot be used for other purposes. In the rest of California where water is shared by all three sectors, environmental use is not dominant (33%, compared to 53% agricultural and 14% urban).
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Steve Contra on April 02, 2015, 06:02:24 PM
Also if I hear one more fucker say something about them releasing water pulses that could be used elsewhere for an endangered species I'm going to choke a bitch.  That's not why they do it.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: brawndolicious on April 02, 2015, 08:11:13 PM
California's problem is basically that an ounce of water used in California has more actual value in financial terms than if it was used in the Great Lakes. Meaning, we have to dissuade other states from importing so much of our almonds.

The fair, simple, and effective solution is to focus on industrial/agricultural usage of water and not really worry about how long our showers are or whether we have drought tolerant landscaping, as Kara points out, that's a very small slice of the pie.

It makes sense to leave residential water prices alone but charge farmers a higher price for water so that actually affects the demand side of things, causing them to switch to growing crops that are not as thirsty or to pass the extra cost of rice, almonds, etc to the consumer, most of whom live outside of California. And then throw that almond water money into building big ass reservoirs and some gray water recycling facilities. I hope it doesn't sound conceited if I say that our pee is more valuable than everyone else's too.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 02, 2015, 08:51:18 PM
People who drink almond milk are literally the worst.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: benjipwns on April 02, 2015, 09:39:49 PM
This thread is literally insane. What is wrong with you people, don't you read the canon?
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In 2032, 22 years after 2010 "Great Earthquake", the former cities of Los Angeles, San Diego and Santa Barbara have merged into a pseudo-utopian San Angeles, under the pseudo-pacifist guidance and control of a Dr. Raymond Cocteau. Weapons and vices are outlawed, human behavior is regulated, citizens carry implanted transceivers, and in the resulting absence of any violent crime, the San Angeles Police (SAPD) has lost any ability to handle violent behavior of any kind.

Phoenix is awakened for a parole hearing, kills the warden, armed guards, and several peace officers, demonstrating superhuman abilities and martial arts skills. Veteran officer Zachary Lamb suggests that Spartan be revived and reinstated to the force to help them capture Phoenix. Lieutenant Lenina Huxley is assigned to assist Spartan in his transition, despite the reluctance of Capt. George Earle, the SAPD Chief of Police, who takes an immediate dislike to him.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2015, 10:00:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWOsbGP5Ox4
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: chronovore on April 02, 2015, 10:38:29 PM
It will become like Monaco, because all the filthy poors will have to move away because they can't afford the water/taxes.

 :lawd

Will spend my retirement there then in a pool drinking bottled water while tazering my mexican help and spilling water right in front of them.

(http://i.imgur.com/P7xj7mw.jpg)
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 03, 2015, 02:17:27 PM
This thread is literally insane. What is wrong with you people, don't you read the canon?
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In 2032, 22 years after 2010 "Great Earthquake", the former cities of Los Angeles, San Diego and Santa Barbara have merged into a pseudo-utopian San Angeles, under the pseudo-pacifist guidance and control of a Dr. Raymond Cocteau. Weapons and vices are outlawed, human behavior is regulated, citizens carry implanted transceivers, and in the resulting absence of any violent crime, the San Angeles Police (SAPD) has lost any ability to handle violent behavior of any kind.

Phoenix is awakened for a parole hearing, kills the warden, armed guards, and several peace officers, demonstrating superhuman abilities and martial arts skills. Veteran officer Zachary Lamb suggests that Spartan be revived and reinstated to the force to help them capture Phoenix. Lieutenant Lenina Huxley is assigned to assist Spartan in his transition, despite the reluctance of Capt. George Earle, the SAPD Chief of Police, who takes an immediate dislike to him.

You forgot the best part. ALL RESTAURANTS ARE NOW TACO BELL.
Title: Re: What will California look like in 2035?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 03, 2015, 03:19:21 PM
I ain't even mad.