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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:42:11 AM

Title: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:42:11 AM
Yeah, so I can't even imagine why I did it.

We were playing connect 4 last night and she left to take a call from work and I added another red piece to the board. I was sweating bullets when she came back in the room as we were playing for the Reese's Cups and that's serious business. However my son fucking snitched me out and I lost the game and all my possessions on the table. They both enjoyed those delectable circles of chocolate and peanut butter and I was left eating some caramel popcorn.

Feels bad man, no reese's cups for me.

April fools.....didn't anyone every tell you black people are always late?
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: thisismyusername on April 03, 2015, 07:46:47 AM
:gurl How do we know this isn't you covering your ass on actually cheating-cheating? :bluesteel
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:49:53 AM
:gurl How do we know this isn't you covering your ass on actually cheating-cheating? :bluesteel

You don't

(http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2008/10/20081008_mnight_190x190.jpg)
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Beezy on April 03, 2015, 07:51:40 AM
we were playing for the Reese's Cups and that's serious business.

Completely understandable. Do what you gotta do.
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:52:37 AM
we were playing for the Reese's Cups and that's serious business.

Completely understandable. Do what you gotta do.

Fuck yeah that shit is gold in an orange wrapper. Thanks for the support brotha  :fistbump
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: benjipwns on April 03, 2015, 08:00:17 AM
You cheated at Connect Four? Leper this filth.
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 08:01:24 AM
You cheated at Connect Four? Leper this filth.

I know, feels bad man. I am a horrible person. I shall watch 5 episodes of blossom and a documentary on Nancy Pelosi as repentance.

:snoop

edit: Or I could just play words with friends with Vularai and get my shit kicked in right quick I suppose.

edit edit; Or I could play smash brothers with my son.
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 03, 2015, 08:08:15 AM
You do know if your wife ever sees the thread title she's just gonna start beating your ass without even clicking on it
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 08:08:48 AM
You do know if your wife ever sees the thread title she's just gonna start beating your ass without even clicking on it

She knows better than that. In reality I am a hen pecked husband.
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: octopushover on April 03, 2015, 08:33:56 AM
It's fine, it was probably partially her fault. She wasn't playing the right moves to let you win so you had to go behind her back. Every man deserves to win whenever they want, especially if it means finally getting to eat stolen booty.
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Beezy on April 03, 2015, 08:37:47 AM
This thread has reminded me that Reese's Oreos exist. I need to buy a pack before I start my junk food purge next week.
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 08:41:41 AM
This thread has reminded me that Reese's Oreos exist. I need to buy a pack before I start my junk food purge next week.

They are DOOOOPPPPEEEEE

OMG look at this

(http://cookiesandcups.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/IMG_4834.jpg)

BRB going to have the wife make these and start my climb to congestive heart failure....

:mouf
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 08:45:13 AM
Anytime I read "Reese's" on this board is reminds me I need to start posting on Dutch/Euro forums instead. :shaq2

Go on then, get to steppin, and tell them I said hallo.
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Beezy on April 03, 2015, 08:48:35 AM
 :phil
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Nibel on April 03, 2015, 09:10:37 AM
In times where people get beheaded for believing in a different religion and California is slowly turning into a Nuclear wasteland full of dehydrated assholes that are probably even then more thirsty for some pooch pooch than for actual water, there are a few things that are sacred to me: Kenneth Duckworth's musical output, the Burger King Chili Cheese burger and Connect 4.

What OP needs to understand is that cheating in Connect 4 is not only disrespectful against his wife (which I hope will re-evaluate the marriage and if she does I'd like the OP forward my contact data which he can find when he clicks my profile, thanks) but disrespectful against the entire history of humanity: games of Connect 4 decided on the future of ancient kingdoms and their outcome can be felt until this day. JFK was shot because he was cheating in a Connect 4 match. Bill Clinton averted an alien invasion after winning a match of Connect 4 against their leader (which btw is still on the earth doing music by the name of Young Thug). Hell, the first human invention was a Connect 4 chip yet idiots are mistaken it for the wheel, smh. That's how serious this shit is b

OP, on the behalf of our ancestors and future successors, I demand you to change your current avatar to this (http://abload.de/img/avtarslawk.png) and apologize for your fuckboi-esque behaviour

signed, chairman of the Souljah Girl foundation and leader of the hentai squad (ploc ploc ploc)
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 09:11:36 AM
Fucking lol   
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Reb on April 03, 2015, 09:17:43 AM
Anytime I read "Reese's" on this board is reminds me I need to start posting on Dutch/Euro forums instead. :shaq2

Why would you do that? For some quality Wilders discussions?
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 09:20:27 AM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/1/8/18/enhanced-buzz-1158-1357686559-3.jpg)

(http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2013/02/rajon-rondo-connect-four.jpg)

Who knew such celebrities endorsed connect 4?
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 03, 2015, 09:54:44 AM
that dude's face in bottom box copy needs to be a bore emoji :aia
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 09:59:34 AM
that dude's face in bottom box copy needs to be a bore emoji :aia

I'm okay with it as long as he's holding the connect four chip.
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Brehvolution on April 03, 2015, 10:39:24 AM
that dude's face in bottom box copy needs to be a bore emoji :aia

More like :rondo
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2015, 11:34:19 AM
Was this a one game thing or a best-of series? Like two games out of three=winner. Either way you take the L of course.
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2015, 11:36:11 AM
I was hoping for a story involving cheerleaders and snakes and ladders :(
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: nudemacusers on April 03, 2015, 12:17:59 PM
that dude's face in bottom box copy needs to be a bore emoji :aia
(http://i.imgur.com/xnZx0Ym.png)
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 12:18:52 PM
that dude's face in bottom box copy needs to be a bore emoji :aia
(http://i.imgur.com/xnZx0Ym.png)

Love it.
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 03, 2015, 03:01:31 PM
This thread title reminds me how important punctuation is:

"Man I cheated with ... the wife feels bad."
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Beezy on April 09, 2015, 11:42:20 PM
My "lady friend" as PD would say brought over a pack of the Reese's Oreos this past Sunday. They were perfect. Just perfect. :aah
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 10, 2015, 09:34:50 AM
In the past few weeks the wife and I have bought and gone through like 4 packs of those Reese's oreos
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: nudemacusers on April 11, 2015, 12:18:30 PM
wait

reese's oreos?

fuck.


this is how I die, brehs. :brazilcry
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 14, 2015, 10:05:38 AM
for some reason I keep seeing this thread as <new> even though there *keep not being any new posts I can see. maybe there are more posts IN ANOTHER DIMENSION
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Rufus on April 14, 2015, 06:00:46 PM
Someone's just editing age-old posts. I do it all the time becasue I don't spot my typos otherwise.
Title: Re: Man, I cheated with the wife...feels bad
Post by: Rufus on April 17, 2015, 09:18:25 PM
Case in point...