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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 09:44:28 AM

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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 09:44:28 AM: http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/02/john-stamos-bob-saget-full-house-reunion-series-netflix-video/

Full House reboot? Full House REBOOT!

Pls respond.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 03, 2015, 09:56:36 AM: :noooo
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 03, 2015, 09:57:07 AM: Checked to see if it was posted on April 1. It was not.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 09:58:10 AM: Do anybody hit the wall like the Olsen twins?

The whole world was in the 18 in xx:xx:xx countdown :phil

Now the whole world is more like :holeup
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 03, 2015, 11:13:35 AM: Mary-Kate crashed pretty hard last year [Before=Jan 2014, After=Nov 2014]:

(http://i.imgur.com/k8ZpES2.jpg)

"Meth...not even once."

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(http://i.imgur.com/Y3ATSxz.jpg)

Mary-Kate looks like she could be Ashley's mom. :kobeyuck
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Post by: ToxicAdam on April 03, 2015, 11:27:06 AM: Look pretty typical 30-something, west-enders to me. :shrug Especially considering they've probably spent 1000+ days locked in hotel rooms doing drugs in the past decade.

This remake is one of those 'wat' moments for me. I always thought Full House was one of the worst sitcoms on television (next to The Nanny) at it's time. I guess people who were younger than me, at the time, might have a different perspective.
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 03, 2015, 11:32:31 AM: don't worry, the olsen twins are more or less creating an american luxury brand from scratch so I highly doubt they will take part.

also I watched it as a kid, and stumbled upon a few episodes not too long ago and was taken back by how grotesquely schmaltzy it was. the ending sit down lessons with dad in every episode my god.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 03, 2015, 11:34:54 AM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 03, 2015, 11:27:06 AM
I always thought Full House was one of the worst sitcoms on television (next to The Nanny) at it's time.

At the height of its popularity [season 5, 1991-1992] it was ranked #8 in ratings.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2015, 11:38:22 AM: Honestly just looks like less eye liner to me. And still good looking.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on April 03, 2015, 11:42:47 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 03, 2015, 11:34:54 AM

At the height of its popularity [season 5, 1991-1992] it was ranked #8 in ratings.

I didn't doubt it's popularity, lots of popular things are horrible.
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 03, 2015, 11:45:20 AM: I figured it would be higher. but then again any young adult probably hated that shit. I don't really remember any of the tgif lineup but I'd wager adult me would find it all wretched. :lol
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 11:53:13 AM: It's like 3 years away from the Olsen twins hanging out at Cory Haim's house with the rest of the goonies.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 03, 2015, 11:54:08 AM: Quote from: nudemacusers on April 03, 2015, 11:45:20 AM
I figured it would be higher. but then again any young adult probably hated that shit. I don't really remember any of the tgif lineup but I'd wager adult me would find it all wretched. :lol

It got beat out in 1992 by 60 Minutes, Roseanne, Murphy Brown, Cheers, Home Improvement, Designing Women, and Coach.

Murder She Wrote and Unsolved Mysteries rounded out the Top 10.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2015, 12:11:46 PM: Netflix is dumping all the bad news before they raise prices. I respect their hustle.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 12:13:44 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2015, 12:11:46 PM
Netflix is dumping all the bad news before they raise prices. I respect their hustle.

Am invested. You should see what else is coming, some of it's fucking incredible.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 12:15:32 PM: Quote from: Esch on April 03, 2015, 12:15:00 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 12:13:44 PM
Am invested.

:mynicca squad

:jawalrus squad
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Post by: mormapope on April 03, 2015, 12:15:34 PM: Mary Kate and the other anorexic wax doll are tied with green iguanas on my "who to fuck" list.
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Post by: Kara on April 03, 2015, 12:53:16 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/SJXyO5o.jpg)
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 03, 2015, 12:56:14 PM: i really want a new family matters where urkel and laura have a family and he's an accountant or maybe some sort of engineer nerd dude but has given up his 'urkellian' habits but his neighbor is a modern urkel and it causes him an existential crisis of identity.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 01:08:50 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on April 03, 2015, 12:56:14 PM
i really want a new family matters where urkel and laura have a family and he's an accountant or maybe some sort of engineer nerd dude but has given up his 'urkellian' habits but his neighbor is a modern urkel and it causes him an existential crisis of identity.

Could plug PD in there and do an independent version. :yeshrug
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 03, 2015, 05:49:53 PM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 03, 2015, 05:47:27 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 09:58:10 AM
Do anybody hit the wall like the Olsen twins?

The whole world was in the 18 in xx:xx:xx countdown :phil

Now the whole world is more like :holeup

Their sister actually has a career and isn't a bad actress to boot. The twins? Who cares? As much as Full House is a guilty pleasure everything they've done sucked. The little girls who bought their stuff grew up and little girls now don't know who they are.

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The sister also showed off her glorious titties in an indie movie :mouf
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the row > being in the avengers

they sell $3k handbags and $6k coats to rich mothafuckas now. they don't give a shit about tweens no mo. i mean if you're gonna dump on them at least know what they're up to :bolo
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 03, 2015, 06:04:42 PM: breh the row was pulling 12 million annually five years ago, and the brand has exploded since (critically and commercially). and that's ignoring elizabeth & james. they're not even on the same level. it's just in an industry you don't follow.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 03, 2015, 07:18:27 PM: ...I'd still nail either of the twins. I have no standards, tho.
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 03, 2015, 07:21:27 PM: lol i'm not trying to dispense Ls. it's quite expected to not know what they're doing at all, they avoid press almost as much as margiela*. i'm just getting spergy. :-*

*a now retired designer of huge-by-niche standards that has maybe one picture total of him out there (from the 90s) and does press by email/fax :lol
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Post by: Kara on April 03, 2015, 08:54:35 PM: That's my style, respect Margiela.
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 03, 2015, 10:11:57 PM: since nobody wants to talk about the terrible show or it's reboot, I'll add that it was hilarious to see people realize after an article a couple years ago that he left the company after selling to Staff Intl, several year prior. I mean, nobody had any idea. That's how low key the dude was. :lol
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Post by: HiResDes on April 04, 2015, 10:49:30 AM: Elizabeth Olsen can have all of my pension for a couple of hot sticky nights.
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Post by: pilonv1 on February 26, 2016, 09:44:52 PM: Made it up to them breaking the fourth wall about 2 minutes in before I tapped out
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Post by: Huff on February 26, 2016, 11:20:13 PM: Straight up trash

Only redeeming thing is sweetin's tits
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Post by: zomgee on February 27, 2016, 07:59:59 PM: Where did Vularai/Kara go?
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Post by: Rufus on February 27, 2016, 09:39:28 PM: Bore-cation. Probably pursuing someone.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 27, 2016, 10:01:06 PM: Quote from: zomgee on February 27, 2016, 07:59:59 PM
Where did Vularai/Kara go?

Somewhere being happy, unfortunately.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 27, 2016, 11:05:14 PM: Communist Heaven.
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Post by: chronovore on February 29, 2016, 08:50:59 AM: http://www.vox.com/2016/2/28/11128678/fuller-house-review-netflix

I love the idea that the Full House universe is a hell, akin to Hellraiser's Leviathan.