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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Kara on April 09, 2015, 03:08:04 AM

Title: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: Kara on April 09, 2015, 03:08:04 AM

http://www.glutenfreesingles.com/

https://www.gluten.org/

Associating with people who are preoccupied with their bodily health might be a bigger trip into :mindblown fuckery than going red was. :lawd

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BTW, I found out about these because the singles site is sponsoring a fondo I want to race in this fall. I can't wait to whip out a pack of unfiltered cigarettes and light up while these people ice up, eat fair trade granola, and engage in other treasured cactivities.

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Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: benjipwns on April 09, 2015, 03:11:03 AM

You know who else singled out people for their genetic "weaknesses"...

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 09, 2015, 03:24:54 AM

:foxx

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: benjipwns on April 09, 2015, 03:28:24 AM

I know someone who became convinced they were gluten intolerant (which is discrimination imo) because everytime they ate this one thing they got a rash and they couldn't find out if it had gluten in it or not, which of course is the rational conclusion to come to.

They also thought they were lactose intolerant, but only to pasteurized milk, so they only drank soy milk. But cheeses and ice cream were fine. Or something. I don't know.

They also hate mushrooms, which would be a felony if I was in charge. Which of course I wouldn't enforce by violence but polite suggestion.

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: brawndolicious on April 09, 2015, 04:14:05 AM

^reminds me of the people who say they're "sensitive" to MSG, since they don't know/ignore how common glutamic acid already is as a metabolite. I'm almost certain there's a direct correlation between people with foodie superstitions and posting everything they eat to Instagram.

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: benjipwns on April 09, 2015, 05:37:32 AM

There was some show where they took people to a Chinese restaurant and people were going on about the headaches and how they felt they were going to pass out and some were vomiting from all the MSG.

Only none of the food had been cooked with MSG. And some of the people were like "no, it had to be, I could taste it" and "maybe some was still in the pans" and shit.

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: benjipwns on April 09, 2015, 05:45:47 AM

Tried to find it but instead found this, The 700 Club exposes a silent killer worse than alcohol and drugs, MSG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txiVDY-prk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3LckpVXolY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtaMO3G11-w

Campbell's Soup is giving your child brain damage and making them stupid AND LESS ABLE TO DO COMPLEX TASKS AND YOU WON'T KNOW FOR TEN YEARS and causing ADD because of MSG and babies are tiny so they get LARGER DOSES.

SCIENCE

700 CLUB SCIENCE

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 09, 2015, 06:30:10 AM

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 09, 2015, 03:12:34 AM

Gluten Free Singles: For the man who wants to eat girls out, but hopes it doesn't affect his diet.

There is no gluten in pussy you homosexual

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 09, 2015, 07:01:03 AM

 :lol

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: Huff on April 09, 2015, 07:08:40 AM

Ridiculous. I bet these people couldn't even tell you what gluten is

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 09, 2015, 07:20:20 AM

by the way Glut means booger in Polish

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: Huff on April 09, 2015, 07:35:35 AM

I have gluten free sperm. Line up bitches

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 09, 2015, 08:58:47 AM

I eat gluten all day every day. :yeshrug

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 09, 2015, 09:13:56 AM

Most of this diet dogma is people coping with the aftermath of nervous breakdowns. At some point their brains broke and they are trying to piece together a plan that will make them feel 'normal' again. Usually people who are very adverse to drugs or doctors.

So, there is no doubt that people 'feel better' when partaking on these (or any) diets. Placebo and ritualized eating are a hell of a drug.

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: Kara on April 10, 2015, 06:57:49 PM

http://www.bicycling.com/training-nutrition/nutrition-weight-loss/time-get-freekeh

Freekeh Friday everyone. :ohhh

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: octopushover on April 10, 2015, 09:03:20 PM

My girlfriend has celiac and sometimes going out for dinner sucks.

Title: Re: GlutenFreeSingles.com, proud sponsor of the Gluten Intolerance Group
Post by: bluemax on April 10, 2015, 10:37:26 PM

I bet these people load up on Almonds but think that 3 minute showers will save California.