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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: nudemacusers on April 09, 2015, 12:42:45 PM

Title: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
Post by: nudemacusers on April 09, 2015, 12:42:45 PM

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2015/04/08/listeria-detected-hummus/25491479/

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The presence of potentially listeria in several samples of hummus has prompted a national recall by Virginia-based Sabra Dipping Co. of 30,000 cases of Classic Hummus.

Inspectors with the Michigan Department of Agriculture and Rural Development learned of the possible contamination by Listeria monocytogenes after routine inspections March 30 at a Kroger in Port Huron, according to Jennifer Holton, MDARD spokeswoman.

Samples from the prepackaged product were collected for testing, and the results came back days later. Michigan officials alerted inspectors in Virginia and officials with the U.S. Food and Drug Administration who, in turn, are working with Sabra.

The recall is limited to five stock unit, or SKU, numbers of Classic Hummus. No other Sabra product is affected at this time.

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Title: Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Hipsters Through Food Supply
Post by: Steve Contra on April 09, 2015, 12:48:28 PM

Real hipsters be making their own hummus, get this suburban housewife trash out

Title: Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Hipsters Through Food Supply
Post by: nudemacusers on April 09, 2015, 12:48:36 PM

this thread was really just an excuse to post the facebook pic which made me laugh irl :yeshrug

Title: Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 09, 2015, 12:58:51 PM

Someone brought hummus to the break room last week, now I probably have Listerine. Thanks Obama! :beli

Title: Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
Post by: Kara on April 09, 2015, 01:06:08 PM

Maybe cacs will stop eating this now and I won't have to hear cacs say hummus with a voiceless glottal fricative instead of a voiceless pharyngeal fricative ever again. :gladbron

Title: Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 09, 2015, 01:15:09 PM

pharyngeals :sadcam

Title: Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 09, 2015, 01:23:36 PM

This is why you eat at Taco Bell exclusively, guys. All the food is 100% free of bacteriological agents and was prepared by Taco Bell's professional taco artisans with all the skill and love of a Mexican grandmother.

Title: Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 09, 2015, 01:40:11 PM

Quote from: Vularai on April 09, 2015, 01:06:08 PM

Maybe cacs will stop eating this now and I won't have to hear cacs say hummus with a voiceless glottal fricative instead of a voiceless pharyngeal fricative ever again. :gladbron

Jews are just cacs that want to be in a minority. Source: Jew scholar Ben Shapiro

Title: Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
Post by: benjipwns on April 09, 2015, 01:49:24 PM

I thought this was the Gluten thread renamed.

Title: Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
Post by: Kara on April 10, 2015, 01:29:19 PM

http://www.bicycling.com/training-nutrition/harness-power-hummus

UNLIMITED POWAHHHH /palpatine

Title: Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2015, 01:37:38 PM

 listeria sounds like a cleaning product.  How bad can it be?

Title: Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 10, 2015, 01:46:35 PM

That Sabra roasted red pepper hummus is so good, though.