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Title: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Eschaton on April 09, 2015, 08:39:28 PM
that's right, 50 years before Drinky Crow was born, the Confederacy surrendered on April 9, 1865.

And they're still mad about it (http://i.imgur.com/3Vw7HQR.png)









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Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2015, 08:43:41 PM
Sherman should have finished the job.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 09, 2015, 08:56:31 PM
Sherman should have finished the job.
the best is when you get Lost Causers arguing how the Union's use of unnecessary force in the war exemplified by Sherman combined with the illegality of Lincoln's suspension of habeas corpus = the real tragedy of the 1860's, i.e. Reconstruction and the stripping of the landed gentry from their glorious old way of life


oh, and state's rights. because of course
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 09, 2015, 08:59:41 PM
Celebrate a bunch of traitors against a democratically elected government who started a war because they wanted to keep human beings as slaves, brehs.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Kara on April 09, 2015, 09:02:20 PM
Sherman should have finished the job.
the best is when you get Lost Causers arguing how the Union's use of unnecessary force in the war exemplified by Sherman combined with the illegality of Lincoln's suspension of habeas corpus = the real tragedy of the 1860's, i.e. Reconstruction and the stripping of the landed gentry from their glorious old way of life


oh, and state's rights. because of course

:noah sum1 kiss dis man
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: kingkitty on April 09, 2015, 09:08:27 PM
northern aggression :fbm
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: suppadoopa on April 09, 2015, 09:08:33 PM
The South is a pretty interesting place even with all the confederate nonsense that they still clamor too.

Last summer I tagged along with a buddy down to the Northwest Arkansas region to help him move down there cause he got a job at wally world corporate. And some areas down there is as diverse as what I would see where I live (suburbs of Chicago) but you take one turn and you are smack dab in klansville. And it didn't help that I was dressed as I was straight out of a H&M catalog so I was getting a lot of stares lol
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 09, 2015, 09:08:55 PM
The only Confederate flag the ever mattered

(http://i.imgur.com/2WSifvX.jpg)

:rejoice My favorite general ever

(http://i.imgur.com/QqZbbz5.png)
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Kara on April 09, 2015, 09:15:01 PM
The General's memoirs are worth a read if you haven't read them. He strikes me as the leader Americans think George Washington was but wasn't.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2015, 09:16:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HD3zi0qm.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/HD3zi0qm.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/HD3zi0qm.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/HD3zi0qm.jpg)
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 09, 2015, 09:33:35 PM
dat feel when you live in the south and you're talking to your friends about the war and they're like "man, there's a whole bunch of stuff you just don't know about _______________ " (slavery/reconstruction/the civil war) and you get hit with these arguments from people you think are normal :fbm
they are all built off of slavery apologia. all of them. whether it's state's rights, Klan apologia, the unconstitutionality of Lincoln's administration, The War of Northern Aggression, the economic landscape was already well under change by 1861 etc. They are all meant to cope with the cognitive dissonance that arises from their idyllic picturesque scenes of Gone With the Wind containing an economic mode of production of chattel slavery legitimized by institutional racism and systematic dehumanization. It's the great irony in the Lost Cause argument; no matter which way you slice it, it's Transatlantic turtles all the way down.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 09, 2015, 09:39:43 PM
The General's memoirs are worth a read if you haven't read them. He strikes me as the leader Americans think George Washington was but wasn't.
marginally related

as far as autobiographical primary sources meant to engender favorable repute amongst posterity, Memoirs of Nikita Krushchev are (http://i44.tinypic.com/2rhl6xu.png)
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Kara on April 09, 2015, 09:48:41 PM
How many chapters in Special K's memoirs are dedicated to maize? :trollbron:

If I ever get benji in a Secret Santa I'm giving him Gromyko's memoirs.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: StealthFan on April 09, 2015, 09:49:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/f6qLbmf.png)
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 09, 2015, 09:56:37 PM
Are Zhukov's memoirs any good?
there's a guy on r/askhistorians who's an ENORMOUS Zhukovphile, has read every document in his name, can tell you what he thought about [insert contemporary political leader here] and yet can't read the primaries because he never took Russian :dead

I've never read them personally. Evidently they were written under Krushchev in the late 50's but weren't published until well into the Brezhnev administration, so I'd be willing to bet a lot of the material was truncated/bowdlerized.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2015, 09:57:12 PM
Yea, when you talk to Lost Causers you get the impression they think the South's economy and power were the result of pure magic, like a high fantasy novel.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: StealthFan on April 09, 2015, 09:58:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/f6qLbmf.png)

got something to share with the rest of the class, friend? :hitler
Nah I'm good :hitler
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 09, 2015, 10:01:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/f6qLbmf.png)

got something to share with the rest of the class, friend? :hitler
Nah I'm good :hitler

(http://i.imgur.com/QisCIqM.gif)
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Sausage on April 10, 2015, 12:22:53 AM
I like how pretty much all the people who like the Confederates are also hardcore super patriots too. #dualities
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 10, 2015, 12:31:55 AM
I like how pretty much all the people who like the Confederates are also hardcore super patriots too. #dualities

They love America, they'd just love it a lot more if people of certain color/genders didn't have so much of a say in it.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: StealthFan on April 10, 2015, 12:46:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/f6qLbmf.png)

got something to share with the rest of the class, friend? :hitler
Nah I'm good :hitler

(http://i.imgur.com/QisCIqM.gif)
Your banter grows tiresome  :bolo
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 10, 2015, 08:17:23 AM
Did the South lose though?

Now I'm not claiming to be an expert just because I have a bachelor degree in History and redid the American History course like 2 times, but what I got from my education is that the South surrendered but that they actually succeeded in most of their political goals.

One could argue that even though Germany lost the war twice, they have succeeded in their plans of "gleichschaltung and lebensraum" now by establishing the EU, in which they are the de facto leader, in which the european curreny is actually the DM (as the euro was 1-1 with the DM at conversion) and opening up every country for trade and free travel of capital and people (cheap labour). So the winners of the war had to establish a future in which many of the ideas of the losers where incorporated.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 10, 2015, 08:33:13 AM
Nah, I'm pretty sure they lost.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: sarslip on April 10, 2015, 09:18:18 AM
 :usacry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-dzCt2xeSo



"comments disabled"  :umad
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 10, 2015, 09:49:20 AM
Did the South lose though?


Not only did the South lose, you could make the argument that the political influence of the Northern states held them down for the next 80 years thereafter. The south was forever lagging in population growth, job growth, economic growth, education. Unless the state had access to natural resources or tourism, it remained stuck in time.

Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 10:05:57 AM
Be Columbia South Carolina brehs


PD watch your back breh!

(http://www.pensitoreview.com/images/photo-coprnfederate-flprags.jpg?73a888)
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Brehvolution on April 10, 2015, 10:16:41 AM
The south will ride again!!!
(http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/angry-old-glenn-beck-scooter-lady.jpg)

And protest against socialism on their scooter paid for by medicare.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 10, 2015, 10:25:40 AM
On the bright side, it gave Native Americans a little break for four years until the country continued their westward tour of wiping out entire cultures of indigenous peoples. Yay, North!

Yay, Sheridan!

http://www.pbs.org/weta/thewest/people/s_z/sheridan.htm

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He was unconcerned about the likelihood of high casualties among noncombatants, once remarking that "If a village is attacked and women and children killed, the responsibility is not with the soldiers but with the people whose crimes necessitated the attack."

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The key engagement in this successful campaign was George Armstrong Custer's surprise attack on Black Kettle's encampment along the Washita River, an attack that came at dawn after a forced march through a snowstorm. Many historians now regard this victory as a massacre, since Black Kettle was a peaceful chief whose encampment was on reservation soil, but for Sheridan the attack served its purpose, helping to persuade other bands to give up their traditional way of life and move onto the reservations.

Yay, Sherman!

http://www.pbs.org/weta/thewest/people/s_z/sherman.htm


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. He once declared that all Indians not on reservations "are hostile and will remain so until killed off."

Hell, both of them were even animal lovers!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Sheridan#Indian_Wars

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Professional hunters, trespassing on Indian land, killed over 4 million bison by 1874, and Sheridan applauded: "Let them kill, skin and sell until the buffalo is exterminated". When the Texas legislature considered outlawing bison poaching on tribal lands, Sheridan personally testified against it, suggesting that the legislature should give each of the hunters a medal, engraved with a dead buffalo on one side and a discouraged-looking Indian on the other.

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He perceived clearly the devastating effectiveness of striking at the economic basis of the Plains Indians' lives, once commenting to General Philip Sheridan that "it would be wise to invite all the sportsmen of England and America... for a Grand Buffalo Hunt, and make one grand sweep of them all." And he endorsed Sheridan's innovation of attacking Indian encampments during the winter, when their supplies and mobility were both severely limited. 

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Comanche Chief Tosawi reputedly told Sheridan in 1869, "Me, Tosawi; me good Injun," to which Sheridan supposedly replied, "The only good Indians I ever saw were dead." Sheridan denied he had ever made the statement. Biographer Roy Morris Jr. states that, nevertheless, popular history credits Sheridan with saying "The only good Indian is a dead Indian." This variation "has been used by friends and enemies ever since to characterize and castigate his Indian-fighting career."[46] Political scientist Mario Marcel Salas, in quoting and extrapolating information from Dee Brown's book, Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee, a Native American view of American history, indicates that Sheridan's statement was confirmed by Tosawi. Salas argues that regardless of which variation of the statement is correct, it taints Sheridan as a racist mass killer. Sheridan's job, according to Brown, was to hunt down and murder all Indians that would not agree to giving up their lands."

Heroes! Take that L, Injuns!
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Rufus on April 10, 2015, 10:31:02 AM
:fbm
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 10, 2015, 10:37:24 AM
Pretty interesting when you look through the scope of time. The Civil War compelled America to forge this killing machine and we've been wielding it ever since. An organism that needs to feed every 10-20 years.

Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 10, 2015, 10:39:31 AM
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/17/shermans-southern-sympathies/?_r=0

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“All the congresses on earth can’t make the negro anything else than what he is; he must be subject to the white man,” Sherman wrote his wife in 1860. “Two such races cannot live in harmony save as master and slave.” In a letter to his antislavery brother-in-law about plans to bring his family to Louisiana, Sherman crassly joked about becoming a slave master himself. Making light of the problems he anticipated in keeping white servants, he wrote that his wife Ellen “will have to wait on herself or buy a distinguished black fellow. What will you think of that — our buying distinguished black fellows?”

man, just an outstanding human being
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 10:44:25 AM
Pretty interesting when you look through the scope of time. The Civil War compelled America to forge this killing machine and we've been wielding it ever since. An organism that needs to feed every 10-20 years.



The Civil War?

America has been a murderous killin' machine since the pre-alpha development phase. Columbus was :gun :gun :gun at the first possible opportunity :patel

Manifest destiny brehs
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2015, 11:06:06 AM
Did the South lose though?


Not only did the South lose, you could make the argument that the political influence of the Northern states held them down for the next 80 years thereafter. The south was forever lagging in population growth, job growth, economic growth, education. Unless the state had access to natural resources or tourism, it remained stuck in time.



Pre-war the south and north had a very carefully constructed balance of political power.  That's something they never got back.  Plus most of the whole southern aristocracy was mostly destroyed. 
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 11:07:55 AM
Did the South lose though?


Not only did the South lose, you could make the argument that the political influence of the Northern states held them down for the next 80 years thereafter. The south was forever lagging in population growth, job growth, economic growth, education. Unless the state had access to natural resources or tourism, it remained stuck in time.



Pre-war the south and north had a very carefully constructed balance of political power.  That's something they never got back.
You mean like when they were beating the shit out of each other with their canes in congress?
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2015, 11:15:53 AM
Well that was a southern senator beating the shit out of a northern one, pretty much right before the war, who then fled back home and didn't have any kind of repercussions other than a 300$ fine. 

Right before the war is when southern political power goes out the window and why the states seceded (when Lincoln was elected despite not even being on the ballot for most southern states).


Also everyone should watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXXp1bHd6gI

great class
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 10, 2015, 11:58:54 AM

The Civil War?

America has been a murderous killin' gestalt since the pre-alpha development phase. Columbus was :gun :gun :gun at the first possible opportunity :patel

True, but those were really small-scale skirmishes that had a finite end.  The industrial revolution and the Revenue Act of 1861 (created for the Civil War) kind of pushed things to another level, where it became this perpetual machine.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Kara on April 10, 2015, 11:58:59 AM
Did the South lose though?

Now I'm not claiming to be an expert just because I have a bachelor degree in History and redid the American History course like 2 times, but what I got from my education is that the South surrendered but that they actually succeeded in most of their political goals.

One could argue that even though Germany lost the war twice, they have succeeded in their plans of "gleichschaltung and lebensraum" now by establishing the EU, in which they are the de facto leader, in which the european curreny is actually the DM (as the euro was 1-1 with the DM at conversion) and opening up every country for trade and free travel of capital and people (cheap labour). So the winners of the war had to establish a future in which many of the ideas of the losers where incorporated.

Ehhh I see what you're saying but you're being too ambitious with your European analysis. Germans don't colonize new lands, German capital does for example. And I'd argue that if anything the debt crisis demonstrated that the EU isn't an extension of German foreign policy, at least since Mario Draghi became head of the ECB.

As for the American South, politically they are disproportionately relevant, but economically they've still not recovered. Antebellum they were king cotton, the world can still do without them today.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: benjipwns on April 10, 2015, 12:21:02 PM
Typical Americans using guns to try and solve a problem rather than peacefully abolishing social injustices like in Europe.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 12:23:22 PM
Typical Americans using guns to try and solve a problem rather than peacefully abolishing social injustices like in Europe.

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Lol_530df3_1178076.jpg)
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: benjipwns on April 10, 2015, 12:25:28 PM
(http://www.pensitoreview.com/images/photo-coprnfederate-flprags.jpg?73a888)
Where's the Confederate flag? I just see the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia?
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2015, 12:29:42 PM
My sympathy for racist slavers is very little.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 12:30:06 PM
(http://www.pensitoreview.com/images/photo-coprnfederate-flprags.jpg?73a888)
Where's the Confederate flag? I just see the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia?

(http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/slavery/black-confederate-16.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/5XPUL0F.gif)
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 12:38:10 PM
(http://www.pensitoreview.com/images/photo-coprnfederate-flprags.jpg?73a888)
Where's the Confederate flag? I just see the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia?

If washington was alive in the 1860's he would have been a confederate. Yeah, that's tough to swallow.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: benjipwns on April 10, 2015, 12:38:42 PM
(http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/slavery/black-confederate-16.jpg)
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

HE'S GOT A GUN! HANDS UP! POLICE! STOP OR I'LL SHOOT!

*BANG* *BANG*
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 10, 2015, 12:48:38 PM
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Making light of the problems he anticipated in keeping white servants, he wrote that his wife Ellen “will have to wait on herself or buy a distinguished black fellow. What will you think of that — our buying distinguished black fellows?”

dat word filter :dead
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 10, 2015, 12:49:44 PM
You pretty much have to be a monstrous little shit to cheerlead for employing scorched earth tactics against civilians (and of course, as already noted, these same tactics were used by the same army, same officers against native Americans).

So, it's not surprising to see Triumph doing so.

The idea that people will normally gravitate towards treating other people without prejudice or ill-will given enough time to do so is pretty ridiculous. The racist scumbag plantation owners deserved to get slapped down and then have their pitiful mewling buried in concrete by federal law.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Steve Contra on April 10, 2015, 12:51:40 PM
I bet no one expected JayDubya's first post in this thread to be sympathetic to the South.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: benjipwns on April 10, 2015, 12:54:36 PM
Remember that time the Republican Party denied people and entire states the right to vote or have Congressional representation and then made a restoration of such rights contingent on the acceptance of certain Amendments and long-term Republican political rule but offered no possibility of turning this down.

Good times.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 12:56:54 PM
Remember that time the Republican Party denied people and entire states the right to vote or have Congressional representation and then made a restoration of such rights contingent on the acceptance of certain Amendments and long-term Republican political rule but offered no possibility of turning this down.

Good times.

:rejoice
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 10, 2015, 01:01:27 PM
You pretty much have to be a monstrous little shit to cheerlead for employing scorched earth tactics against civilians (and of course, as already noted, these same tactics were used by the same army, same officers against native Americans).

So, it's not surprising to see Triumph doing so.


Really, you should be bemoaning the lack of proper investment in the South to rebuild it after the war was over. But that speaks more to the federal government lacking the wherewithall to do anything until well into the 20th century.

That magical era between the Civil War and the New Deal that your types like to call 'the good ole days'.

Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 10, 2015, 01:02:31 PM
Remember that time the Republican Party denied people and entire states the right to vote or have Congressional representation and then made a restoration of such rights contingent on the acceptance of certain Amendments and long-term Republican political rule but offered no possibility of turning this down.

Good times.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 10, 2015, 01:04:52 PM
And who better to take down a bunch of racist scumbag plantation owners than a bunch of racist scumbag generals?

See, there were people, lots of them, who didn't agree with the secession, or slavery, but had to continue living there, because people in SC circa 1862 probably just couldn't pack their shit and get the fuck out of dodge.  Lots of those people were killed in the course of the war, or had their homes destroyed, just for living there.  Should have just wiped them all out, though. Not taken any chances. Like nowadays in the middle east, you know? Better to just wipe it off the earth. So there won't be any more terrorists, or oppression of women and minorities. Gotta break a few eggs, right?
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 01:07:31 PM
In this corner we have the genocide beliving, non union factory fuckery employing, just in it for the cotton, undisputed champion of the world, the Union.

And in this corner, weighing in at a malnutrition aided 132 pounds, fighting out of the holler, we have the black man trading, cousin marrying, bootlicking hillbilly shitheads....the CONFEDERACY

Fight
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 01:08:08 PM
Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson >>>>>> Grant and Sherman FYI
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: benjipwns on April 10, 2015, 01:08:37 PM
See, there were people, lots of them, who didn't agree with the secession, or slavery, but had to continue living there, because people in SC circa 1862 probably just couldn't pack their shit and get the fuck out of dodge.  Lots of those people were killed in the course of the war, or had their homes destroyed, just for living there.  Should have just wiped them all out, though. Not taken any chances. Like nowadays in the middle east, you know? Better to just wipe it off the earth. So there won't be any more terrorists, or oppression of women and minorities. Gotta break a few eggs, right?
I would suggest that they should have had far more responsible fathers.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 10, 2015, 01:09:31 PM
Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson >>>>>> Grant and Sherman FYI

Not according to results

:umad
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 10, 2015, 01:09:52 PM
Also, JD is just mad that Sherman burnt ALL THAT PRESHUS PROPERTY to the ground
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 01:11:01 PM
Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson >>>>>> Grant and Sherman FYI

Not according to results

:umad


Dude give Lee an equal army and supplies as Grant and he beats him all the way back to the canadian border....real talk.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 10, 2015, 01:11:25 PM
Sherman tho :hitler
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 01:11:51 PM
Sherman tho :hitler

And the point he got going he was fighting dudes were melting their belt buckles to make bullets.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 10, 2015, 01:14:20 PM
As a country, we're pretty good at mass murder. It's nice to have a marketable skill.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 01:14:55 PM
As a country, we're pretty good at mass murder. It's nice to have a marketable skill.

Also overeating.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 10, 2015, 01:15:45 PM
if there were only some way to combine the two
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 01:16:43 PM
if there were only some way to combine the two

Declare war on bovines maybe?
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Kara on April 10, 2015, 01:17:53 PM
Sherman tho :hitler

And the point he got going he was fighting dudes were melting their belt buckles to make bullets.

He also had the wherewithal not to fight as often as possible.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 01:18:34 PM
Sherman tho :hitler

And the point he got going he was fighting dudes were melting their belt buckles to make bullets.

He also had the wherewithal not to fight as often as possible.

Still don't understand the scorched earth policy though. I mean the German's tried it and we know how well that went for them.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 10, 2015, 01:19:39 PM
Sherman tho :hitler

And the point he got going he was fighting dudes were melting their belt buckles to make bullets.

He also had the wherewithal not to fight as often as possible.

Still don't understand the scorched earth policy though. I mean the German's tried it and we know how well that went for them.

Sometimes you don't need to just win a military objective; you need to inflict a psychic scar on a region so profound they're still butthurt over it 150+ years later.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 10, 2015, 01:19:42 PM
went pretty well for the russians, tho

for a while
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: benjipwns on April 10, 2015, 01:21:35 PM
Sometimes you don't need to just win a military objective; you need to inflict a psychic scar on a region so profound they're still butthurt over it 150+ years later.
All Sherman's March led to was the world's worst airport.

They're getting their revenge in spades.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 01:22:25 PM
Sometimes you don't need to just win a military objective; you need to inflict a psychic scar on a region so profound they're still butthurt over it 150+ years later.
All Sherman's March led to was the world's worst airport.

They're getting their revenge in spades.

The South RISES AGAIN!   Fuck you Matrix train and 10 minute until departure arrival times.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Kara on April 10, 2015, 01:25:30 PM
Sherman tho :hitler

And the point he got going he was fighting dudes were melting their belt buckles to make bullets.

He also had the wherewithal not to fight as often as possible.

Still don't understand the scorched earth policy though. I mean the German's tried it and we know how well that went for them.

Well they were doing it to industrial nations who weren't international pariahs. Also less for practical reasons (switching from bombing the RAF to London was :ufup) and more for terrorizing ones.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 10, 2015, 01:25:37 PM
Hey, you can get a Cinnabon at that airport

Cinnabons, guys
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 10, 2015, 01:26:21 PM
Hey, you can get a Cinnabon at that airport

Cinnabons, guys

Like anybody ever has time to do anything but say "fuck, I gotta hurry" at the atlanta airport :ufup
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 10, 2015, 01:27:30 PM
Hey, you can get a Cinnabon at that airport

Cinnabons, guys

Like anybody ever has time to do anything but say "fuck, I gotta hurry" at the atlanta airport :ufup

Oh no, that's for after you miss your flight and have to wait 5 hours for another
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 10, 2015, 01:38:42 PM
Also everyone should watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXXp1bHd6gI

great class
YaleCourses :blessed

that whole channel is fucking fuego

the union's very origin and purpose is based around genocide and conquest

:miyamoto
imo, it's more about economic plasticity* and enfranchisement to ensure the former*

both of those entail the legitimization of a monopoly of violence


*provided you fit the bill of arbitrary social delineators
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 10, 2015, 01:49:25 PM
:umad
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2015, 02:08:01 PM
Could you please point to posts of yours where you denounce scorched earth tactics against people other than the south?  Cause right now we are all just thinking you're trying to stand up for racists to stand up for racists rather than actually having any real objection to scored earth or people taking delight in slavers getting what was coming to them. 
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: huckleberry on April 10, 2015, 02:35:49 PM
JD you are a strange mf'er man.

 Of all the things in the Civil War to get bent out of shape about.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: brawndolicious on April 10, 2015, 05:15:32 PM
The South lost because they lacked the political power to keep the law on their side (new states all becoming free States, congressional numbers never adding up for them, president who actually dislikes slavery, etc) and then they didn't have the economic power and monetary flexibility to maintain a successful revolution. It's interesting that even with the relatively primitive weapons they had on both sides, the south couldn't make what they needed and had to go into massive debt to try to import everything.  Not to mention that cotton from India was lowering the market price and no one in their right mind would buy a confederate bond. They had basically no fucking right to expect it could turn out well for them.

Even though they had no chance, I think burning farms and cities was just a way to prevent them from gathering more money to buy more guns and supplies and overall it was just a way to prevent more bloodshed. I just love how it shows the one time that you can say the second amendment was actually used, it totally failed and that was with the simple weapons back then. Hitler made a similar mistake in trying to give his soldiers the best weapons and not consider how unmatched he was in industrial output versus the USSR and America. I think his initial estimate of the number of Soviet tanks was like one tenth of what it actually was.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2015, 05:27:30 PM
I think his initial estimate of the number of Soviet tanks was like one tenth of what it actually was.

I don't think this is right.  Pretty sure the soviets had the more tanks at the start of the war than any other nation.  Also pretty sure that initial estimates of Soviet arms were accurate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanks_in_World_War_II#Soviet_Union

its just they were pretty outdated (however most German tanks at the start of the war were shit too, but I don't know what it looked like before the Russian invasion).

What they did not calculate was how much resistance soviets would actually put up and how large of an army they could field.  They were also depending on pushing the soviets over the Urals in the first year, which had no industrial capabilities at all - so  industrial output after the first year wasn't really on their mind.


There is a good series on youtube called Tanks!, I think, that's ridiculously long and covers the development of tanks thought WW2.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: brawndolicious on April 11, 2015, 11:46:35 AM
I can't watch it again right now but I'm basing it off this video where Hitler is talking about tank numbers (or maybe it was predictions of how fast Soviets could increase tank production?)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NVqxoA52kjI
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 12, 2015, 09:48:35 AM
Quote from: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/12/opinion/sunday/the-dangerous-myth-of-appomattox.html?_r=1
ON April 9, 1865 — Palm Sunday — Lt. Gen. Ulysses S. Grant and Gen. Robert E. Lee negotiated their famous “Gentlemen’s Agreement” of surrender. In the ensuing celebration, a relieved Grant told his men, “The war is over.”

But Grant soon discovered he was wrong. Not only did fighting continue in pockets for weeks, but in other ways the United States extended the war for more than five years after Appomattox. Using its war powers to create freedom and civil rights in the South, the federal government fought against a white Southern insurgency that relied on murder and intimidation to undo the gains of the war.

And yet the “Appomattox myth” persisted, and continues today. By severing the war’s conflict from the Reconstruction that followed, it drains meaning from the Civil War and turns it into a family feud, a fight that ended with regional reconciliation. It also fosters a national amnesia about what wars are and how they end, a lacuna that has undermined American postwar efforts ever since.

Appomattox, like the Civil War more broadly, retains its hold on the American imagination. More than 330,000 people visited the site in 2013. In Steven Spielberg’s “Lincoln,” as in many other popular portrayals, the meeting between Lee and Grant suggests that, in the words of one United States general at the surrender, “We are all Americans.”

Although those words were allegedly spoken by Ely Parker, a Tonawanda Seneca Indian, and although hundreds of thousands of African-Americans fought for the nation, the “we” in the Appomattox myth all too often is limited to white Americans. In fanciful stories of Grant’s returning a ceremonial sword to Lee, or of the United States Army’s saluting its defeated foes at the laying-down-of-arms ceremony, white Americans fashioned a story of prodigal sons returning for a happy family portrait.

Grant himself recognized that he had celebrated the war’s end far too soon. Even as he met Lee, Grant rejected the rebel general’s plea for “peace” and insisted that only politicians, not officers, could end the war. Then Grant skipped the fabled laying-down-of-arms ceremony to plan the Army’s occupation of the South.

To enforce its might over a largely rural population, the Army marched across the South after Appomattox, occupying more than 750 towns and proclaiming emancipation by military order. This little-known occupation by tens of thousands of federal troops remade the South in ways that Washington proclamations alone could not.

And yet as late as 1869, President Grant’s attorney general argued that some rebel states remained in the “grasp of war.” When white Georgia politicians expelled every black member of the State Legislature and began a murderous campaign of intimidation, Congress and Grant extended military rule there until 1871.

Meanwhile, Southern soldiers continued to fight as insurgents, terrorizing blacks across the region. One congressman estimated that 50,000 African-Americans were murdered by white Southerners in the first quarter-century after emancipation. “It is a fatal mistake, nay a wicked misery to talk of peace or the institutions of peace,” a federal attorney wrote almost two years after Appomattox. “We are in the very vortex of war.”

Against this insurgency, even President Andrew Johnson, an opponent of Reconstruction, continued the state of war for a year after Appomattox. When Johnson tried to end the war in the summer of 1866, Congress seized control of his war powers; from 1867 to 1870, generals in the South regulated state officials and oversaw voter registration, ensuring that freedmen could claim the franchise they had lobbied for. With the guidance of military overseers, new biracial governments transformed the Constitution itself, passing the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments.

The military occupation created pockets of stability and moments of order. Excluded from politics before the war, black men won more than 1,500 offices during Reconstruction. By 1880, 20 percent of black families owned farms.

But the occupation that helped support these gains could not be sustained. Anxious politicians reduced the Army’s size even as they assigned it more tasks. After Grant used the military to put down the Ku Klux Klan in the Carolinas in 1871, Congress and the public lost the will to pay the human and financial costs of Reconstruction.

Once white Southern Democrats overthrew Reconstruction between the 1870s and 1890s, they utilized the Appomattox myth to erase the connection between the popular, neatly concluded Civil War and the continuing battles of Reconstruction. By the 20th century, history textbooks and popular films like “The Birth of a Nation” made the Civil War an honorable conflict among white Americans, and Reconstruction a corrupt racial tyranny of black over white (a judgment since overturned by historians like W. E. B. DuBois and Eric Foner).

Beyond the problem of historical accuracy, separating the war and the military from Reconstruction contributes to an enduring American amnesia about the Army’s role in remaking postwar societies. Many of the nation’s wars have followed the trajectory established at Appomattox: Cheers at the end of fighting are replaced by bafflement at the enduring conflict as the military struggles to fill the defeated government’s role, even as the American public moves on. After defeating Spain in the Spanish-American War, the Army undertook bloody campaigns to suppress rebellions and exert control over the Philippines, Cuba and Puerto Rico. After World War II, a state of war endured into the 1950s in the occupation of Japan and Germany. And in the recent wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, the United States military’s work had barely begun when the fighting stopped — and the work continues, in the hands of American-backed locals, today.

While it is tempting to blame the George W. Bush administration for these recent wars without end, the problem lies deep within Americans’ understanding of what wars are. We wish that wars, like sports, had carefully organized rules that would steer them to a satisfying end. But wars are often political efforts to remake international or domestic orders. They create problems of governance that battles alone cannot resolve.

Years after the 1865 surrender, the novelist and veteran Albion Tourgée said that the South “surrendered at Appomattox, and the North has been surrendering ever since.” In so many wars since, the United States won the battlefield fighting but lost ground afterward.

With the benefit of hindsight, we can learn, as Grant did, the dangers of celebrating too soon. Although a nation has a right to decide what conflicts are worth fighting, it does not have the right to forget its history, and in the process to repeat it.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Dennis on April 12, 2015, 01:35:25 PM
From here in Tennessee I have yet to see anything about this event in the War of Northern Aggression being commemorated.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 12, 2015, 04:11:31 PM
Quote
Years after the 1865 surrender, the novelist and veteran Albion Tourgée said that the South “surrendered at Appomattox, and the North has been surrendering ever since.”

:fbm
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: fizzel on April 12, 2015, 05:49:27 PM
And who better to take down a bunch of racist scumbag plantation owners than a bunch of racist scumbag generals?

See, there were people, lots of them, who didn't agree with the secession, or slavery, but had to continue living there, because people in SC circa 1862 probably just couldn't pack their shit and get the fuck out of dodge.  Lots of those people were killed in the course of the war, or had their homes destroyed, just for living there.  Should have just wiped them all out, though. Not taken any chances. Like nowadays in the middle east, you know? Better to just wipe it off the earth. So there won't be any more terrorists, or oppression of women and minorities. Gotta break a few eggs, right?

Civil wars, bad bit of business aren't they?

As someone from the old world that takes an occasional fancy at the history of the colonies. One couldn't escape the thought that the whole thing was a squabble between the New Money of industrial magnates finally taking it upon themselves to crush the old landed elite that shit in their cornflakes one too many times.

If they had no qualms of stuffing children up chimneys or under decapitating mill looms... I sincerely doubt they gave a shit about the plight of the "non white". Especially considering how they were treated after and the inexorable slaughter that immediately traveled west; not stopping until it reach the Philippines.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: chronovore on April 12, 2015, 07:33:53 PM
Did the South lose though?

Now I'm not claiming to be an expert just because I have a bachelor degree in History and redid the American History course like 2 times, but what I got from my education is that the South surrendered but that they actually succeeded in most of their political goals.

One could argue that even though Germany lost the war twice, they have succeeded in their plans of "gleichschaltung and lebensraum" now by establishing the EU, in which they are the de facto leader, in which the european curreny is actually the DM (as the euro was 1-1 with the DM at conversion) and opening up every country for trade and free travel of capital and people (cheap labour). So the winners of the war had to establish a future in which many of the ideas of the losers where incorporated.

Even when there’s a long-term recovery which leads to an even stronger nation than before the war, it’s still safe to say they “lost” because they were sitting on the side of the treaty-signing that someone else told them to sit in, not the other one.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Kara on April 12, 2015, 07:42:11 PM
Abolitionists and New England industrialists weren't the same thing, though they both supported the GOP at the time.
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 12, 2015, 07:50:08 PM
Though it would have been the GNP at the time
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: sarslip on April 13, 2015, 08:22:10 AM
so Lincoln loved to tell a good racist joke as an ice-breaker


Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 13, 2015, 11:34:52 AM
Who doesn't?
Title: Re: 150 years ago today, the South held the L that they were given
Post by: Mandark on April 17, 2015, 12:52:13 AM
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