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Title: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: benjipwns on April 13, 2015, 06:26:17 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCgCdN4WIAA8Ual.jpg)

I can confirm I will not be voting for her after something like this.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipolte Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: benjipwns on April 13, 2015, 06:27:03 PM
Also, no, I don't know why it looks like she's awkwardly robbing the joint.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipolte Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 13, 2015, 06:28:02 PM
:usacry
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: benjipwns on April 13, 2015, 06:36:00 PM
What if she was waiting for the "fast casual" of Chipotle and that's why she couldn't react to Benghazi. Had she gone to Taco Bell, she would have gotten her food and back to the State Department in time to learn about it and take action.

The American People need answers.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Kara on April 13, 2015, 06:43:33 PM
Not my future president. :usacry
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Cheddahz on April 13, 2015, 06:56:47 PM
The fact that you're using Internet Explorer is even more of a crime
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 13, 2015, 07:09:42 PM
The fact that you're using Internet Explorer is even more of a crime

as if a sage of the market like benji would use IE  :heh

Why not, comrade?

(http://i.imgur.com/0OkBg6em.jpg)

Those words ring equally true for the proletariat and IE.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Kara on April 13, 2015, 07:23:28 PM
You have to admit, there is a symmetry to using an outdated browser and subscribing to outdated economics. :hitler
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 13, 2015, 07:58:37 PM
Can't blame her for trying to go in disguise.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: toku on April 13, 2015, 08:08:53 PM
The fact that you're using Internet Explorer is even more of a crime

as if a sage of the market like benji would use IE  :heh

Why not, comrade?

(http://i.imgur.com/0OkBg6em.jpg)

Those words ring equally true for the proletariat and IE.

of course she doesn't say how those backs will be broken
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Steve Contra on April 13, 2015, 08:24:47 PM
Chipotle is bland Mexicanish food for white folks.  Seems more like Ted Cruz/Marco Rubio tbh.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: bork on April 13, 2015, 08:34:41 PM
She made the right choice.

 :obama
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: sarslip on April 14, 2015, 09:22:37 AM
any taco truck > > > > Chipotle > Taco Bell
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: bork on April 14, 2015, 10:29:39 AM
It pretty much goes without saying that any 'real' restaurant is going to beat out a chain.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: nachobro on April 14, 2015, 12:48:36 PM
thats horseshit. bill would go to taco bell. fuck this bish
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 14, 2015, 03:04:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Hf36dTq.jpg)

More damning evidence surfacing.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: bork on April 14, 2015, 04:56:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Hf36dTq.jpg)

More damning evidence surfacing.

Shit, lost my vote.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 14, 2015, 05:08:03 PM
All going according to el plan (http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/04/14/foxs-tantaros-speculates-that-hillary-clinton-w/203275)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(Translators note: el plan means plan)
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Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: bork on April 14, 2015, 05:10:28 PM
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Fox's Tantaros Speculates That Hillary Clinton Went To Chipotle For "Hispanic Outreach"

:rofl
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: demi on April 14, 2015, 05:42:23 PM
Envysion sounds like some blasian Beezy's popped seventeen rounds off to
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Trent Dole on April 14, 2015, 05:44:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Hf36dTq.jpg)

More damning evidence surfacing.
Hillary Clinton - wrong about dubs vs subs, wrong for America.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Supermanisdead on April 14, 2015, 05:47:02 PM
shes right about dubs
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: benjipwns on April 14, 2015, 06:32:48 PM
Hillary Clinton is already tearing this forum apart.  :usacry
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: benjipwns on April 15, 2015, 02:18:16 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/15/upshot/hillary-clintons-chipotle-order-above-average.html?abt=0002&abg=1
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Our knowledge about what is normal and what is not comes from about 3,000 online orders from GrubHub, which some colleagues and I used to find out what people actually order at Chipotle. (All the data is online, by the way, so you also could have done this crucial analysis.)

At the time of this writing, much about Mrs. Clinton’s order was still unknown. We do know that it was a chicken bowl (with guacamole, according to ABC News). Less known, but critical: Did she get rice and beans, which are free with the order? What about fajita vegetables, or more than one kind of salsa? Even more important, from a calorie perspective: Did she include cheese and sour cream? This information, much like the contents of some of her emails when she was secretary of state, we may never know.

For this exercise, let’s assume she ordered both rice and beans, as most people do, and included one salsa — let’s say the fresh tomato salsa, the most popular. Then we’ll assume she ordered either sour cream or cheese, but not both. Shredded cheese is the mild favorite among the masses, but more important, it’s also my preference, and if Mrs. Clinton is going to get my vote, she’s going to have to prove that she’s just like me. (Nutritionally, the difference between them won’t affect the math too much.) Also, lettuce. Almost everyone orders lettuce! I have proof. And, of course, the side of guacamole, which is not free.

So here’s our potentially presidential order: chicken bowl, white rice, black beans, fresh garden salsa, shredded cheese, lettuce and guacamole.

According to Chipotle’s nutritional calculator, this comes to 840 calories, 11.5 grams of saturated fat and 1,720 milligrams of sodium.

Answer: Mrs. Clinton’s order was healthier than the average American’s order, with significantly fewer calories, saturated fat and sodium than most orders do. Specifically, almost 75 percent of meals ordered at Chipotle had more calories than Mrs. Clinton’s; about 75 percent had more sodium; and about 70 percent had more saturated fat.

As it happens, Mr. Obama also seems to prefer Chipotle orders with many fewer calories than is typical. When he visited one in June 2014, he ordered a burrito bowl with white rice and guacamole, sparing himself the 300 calories that come automatically with every Chipotle tortilla.

If Mrs. Clinton (or Mr. Obama) had ordered sour cream, it would add about 115 calories, 7 grams of saturated fat and 30 milligrams of sodium, making the meal more “normal” but still with fewer calories than 65 percent of meals.

"The nutritional information of the potentially presidential Chipotle order."
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2015, 08:51:24 AM
 :snoop
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: bork on April 15, 2015, 09:10:11 AM
shes right about dubs

 :sheik
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Brehvolution on April 15, 2015, 09:11:48 AM
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with guacamole
:obama
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: benjipwns on April 15, 2015, 06:38:05 PM
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-04-15/chipotle-manager-hillary-clinton-didn-t-leave-anything-in-tip-jar
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One of the great political mysteries of the early 2016 presidential campaign has been solved: Hillary Clinton did not leave a tip at the Chipotle restaurant she visited during her road trip to Iowa on Sunday.

"Her bill was $20 and some change, and they paid with $21 and left" without putting anything in a tip jar on the counter, Charles Wright, the manager at the Maumee, Ohio, Chipotle restaurant told Bloomberg.

Wearing large sunglasses, Clinton wasn't recognized by any of the workers at the fast-food Mexican chain when she and Huma Abedin, the vice chairwoman of her presidential campaign, ordered a chicken burrito bowl, a chicken salad, a blackberry Izzy, and a soda.

"The other lady paid the bill," Wright said of one of Clinton's dark-haired companions. "Clinton didn't pay."

The incognito campaigners entered the Chipotle shortly after 1 p.m., "at the end of the lunch rush," Wright, 29, said. "There were still a bunch of customers, but it wasn't crazy or anything."

The change from the meal totaled less than a dollar, but it was pocketed rather than deposited in the tip jar as many customers at the restaurant do, Wright said.
So she lets her girlfriend pay?
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2015, 06:45:22 PM
I can't properly put into words just how much I loathe the election cycle press in this country.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: benjipwns on April 15, 2015, 06:52:54 PM
It's all election cycle press now. We'll get a short reprieve in early 2017 when they work themselves into a frenzy about all the great things that won't be accomplished and then by that fall it's time to start for 2018.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2015, 06:58:49 PM
:goty
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: benjipwns on April 15, 2015, 07:30:38 PM
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/halperin-praises-clintons-newness-weve-never-seen-her-get-a-burrito-before/
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“Her problem is not to prove to people that she’s ready for president,” Bloomberg editor Mark Halperin said. “The two words she needs are fun and new. And part of why yesterday was so successful is, she looks like she’s having fun and she’s doing, for her, new stuff. We’ve never seen her get a burrito before.”
:dead
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2015, 07:36:08 PM
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-04-15/chipotle-manager-hillary-clinton-didn-t-leave-anything-in-tip-jar
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One of the great political mysteries of the early 2016 presidential campaign has been solved: Hillary Clinton did not leave a tip at the Chipotle restaurant she visited during her road trip to Iowa on Sunday.

"Her bill was $20 and some change, and they paid with $21 and left" without putting anything in a tip jar on the counter, Charles Wright, the manager at the Maumee, Ohio, Chipotle restaurant told Bloomberg.

Wearing large sunglasses, Clinton wasn't recognized by any of the workers at the fast-food Mexican chain when she and Huma Abedin, the vice chairwoman of her presidential campaign, ordered a chicken burrito bowl, a chicken salad, a blackberry Izzy, and a soda.

"The other lady paid the bill," Wright said of one of Clinton's dark-haired companions. "Clinton didn't pay."

The incognito campaigners entered the Chipotle shortly after 1 p.m., "at the end of the lunch rush," Wright, 29, said. "There were still a bunch of customers, but it wasn't crazy or anything."

The change from the meal totaled less than a dollar, but it was pocketed rather than deposited in the tip jar as many customers at the restaurant do, Wright said.
So she lets her girlfriend pay?

Maybe she's trying to win the black vote
(http://i.imgur.com/rVtN8WL.png)
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2015, 09:04:35 PM
But how many calories was her order??????????????

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/15/upshot/hillary-clintons-chipotle-order-above-average.html?_r=0&abt=0002&abg=0

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At the time of this writing, much about Mrs. Clinton’s order was still unknown. We do know that it was a chicken bowl (with guacamole, according to ABC News). Less known, but critical: Did she get rice and beans, which are free with the order? What about fajita vegetables, or more than one kind of salsa? Even more important, from a calorie perspective: Did she include cheese and sour cream? This information, much like the contents of some of her emails when she was secretary of state, we may never know.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Nibel on April 16, 2015, 06:18:19 AM
The media in your country has fucking issues
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: bork on April 16, 2015, 09:07:43 AM
But how many calories was her order??????????????

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/15/upshot/hillary-clintons-chipotle-order-above-average.html?_r=0&abt=0002&abg=0

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At the time of this writing, much about Mrs. Clinton’s order was still unknown. We do know that it was a chicken bowl (with guacamole, according to ABC News). Less known, but critical: Did she get rice and beans, which are free with the order? What about fajita vegetables, or more than one kind of salsa? Even more important, from a calorie perspective: Did she include cheese and sour cream? This information, much like the contents of some of her emails when she was secretary of state, we may never know.

I can't believe that this is real and not something from The Onion or another humor site.  :lol  Seems like something out of a South Park episode.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Brehvolution on April 16, 2015, 10:04:57 AM
The media in your country has fucking issues
(http://i.imgur.com/JWrf7SX.jpg)
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Kara on April 16, 2015, 12:25:51 PM
The media in your country has fucking issues

Just a reflection of our cretinous citizenry.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: benjipwns on April 16, 2015, 08:41:06 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/09/us/politics/09clinton.html
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Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton’s presidential campaign on Thursday introduced a Web site dedicated exclusively to the instantaneous rebuttal of charges or news reports it deems offensive or wrong.

And the day offered a perfect opportunity for the campaign, with a potentially embarrassing mini-scandal: a waitress’s report that Mrs. Clinton had failed to tip after eating at a Maid-Rite diner in central Iowa, an assertion that ricocheted around the Internet on Thursday.

After NPR broadcast the report, Mrs. Clinton’s campaign responded by saying the candidate and her aides had in fact left a tip: $100 on a $157 check at the diner. The restaurant manager, Brad Crawford, confirmed in interviews, including with The New York Times, that Mrs. Clinton, of New York, and her retinue had indeed left a tip, though he did not say how much.

NPR later included Mr. Crawford’s and the campaign’s versions of events in an editor’s note attached to the online version of its report.

But by then the story had been picked up and expanded upon on by, among others, the Drudge Report, which included a link to a report about a tip that Mrs. Clinton neglected to give in 2000. The Web sites of NBC News and ABC News also carried the story.

Mrs. Clinton’s rebuttal site, The Fact Hub, posted an item with the headline “Fact Check: Bill Paid, Tip Left At Iowa Maid-Rite.” It included details of the NPR editor’s note and Mr. Crawford’s statement.
We have to go deeper.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Kara on April 16, 2015, 09:14:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dIg6BO5.jpg)
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Yeti on April 16, 2015, 09:46:55 PM
Did she wash her hands before eating? Perhaps she used a hand sanitizer? Or maybe she didn't wash up at all. How many times did she dab her mouth with a napkin during the course of her meal? What consistency were her bowel movements afterwards? Lord help our nation if she decided to talk with her mouth full at any point.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 16, 2015, 09:54:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQst2mFlJM
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 17, 2015, 01:52:47 AM
Did she push her chair back in when she got up to leave?
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: benjipwns on April 23, 2015, 11:13:30 PM
Chipotle acts to protect Hillary and other fat cats from being exposed as America hating Chipotle customers:
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The company revealed on its earnings call this week that it has signed a deal with the startup Postmates to deliver its oblong gut bombs to your apartment or office door.

“There have been a lot of people that have been delivering Chipotle through various services over the years,” the company’s chief creative officer said, according to a transcript of the call. “And we’ve tried to in a lot of cases shut them down, because we weren’t sure whether the quality was going to be sufficient or whether they were following our rules. This is different because we’ve made an official deal with Postmates and they have been delivering Chipotle for quite a while, too.”

I'm sure that Yum Brands! will act quickly to establish market dominance here as well though:
(http://d2n4wb9orp1vta.cloudfront.net/resources/images/cdn/cms/0713HPC_MarketOut_TacoCopter.jpg)
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 23, 2015, 11:40:56 PM
When she went to bathroom did she whip pussy to ass like a woman or ass to pussy like a statesman?
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: bork on April 24, 2015, 01:11:03 PM
When she went to bathroom did she whip pussy to ass like a woman or ass to pussy like a statesman?

 :heyman
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: drew on April 24, 2015, 08:15:48 PM
this was my chipolte btw i win

thats horseshit. bill would go to taco bell. fuck this bish

interestingly enough there is one quite literally right across the street, its harder to pull into, though.
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: brawndolicious on April 24, 2015, 08:40:11 PM
Maybe she told the driver to go to Taco Bell to show she can connect with blue collar America but the driver took her there instead.

#firstladyprivelege #ssdgaf
Title: Re: Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 25, 2015, 07:20:30 PM
Just picked up some Taco Bell and they put some mints in my bag. Is this common, or is the window girl trying to tell me something?