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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on April 15, 2015, 03:42:19 AM

Title: Humans don't exist
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 15, 2015, 03:42:19 AM
Humans do not exist.

If you think you or someone you know is a human, you are deluding yourself.

"Humans" are pretty awful but the reality of things that (unlike humans) exist is more awful still.

I love you all with a desperate burning passion.
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: Kara on April 15, 2015, 03:51:22 AM
Mais l'enfer c'est les autres. ???
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: benjipwns on April 15, 2015, 03:57:24 AM
There are no humans, there is only spintooth.
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 15, 2015, 04:01:47 AM
Mais l'enfer c'est les autres. ???

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven tho
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 15, 2015, 04:23:13 AM
I also feel like some individuals or entities are trying to derail the conversation here for their own ends.

The important point is that humans don't exist. Let's not lose sight of that fundamental principle.
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: benjipwns on April 15, 2015, 04:24:08 AM
I also feel like some individuals or entities are trying to derail the conversation here for their own ends.
You might think that. I couldn't possibly comment.
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 15, 2015, 04:26:02 AM
Crush it. Own it.
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: toku on April 15, 2015, 05:43:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HtnVjEf.gif)
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: Kara on April 15, 2015, 05:47:08 AM
Macross Plus :lawd
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: helios on April 15, 2015, 05:52:24 AM
I've been through the gom jabbar.
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: Nibel on April 15, 2015, 06:02:53 AM
Well what does this make me then
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: Rufus on April 15, 2015, 08:14:24 AM
We're actually batteries.
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2015, 09:00:22 AM
Humans exist because they do.
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: Brehvolution on April 15, 2015, 09:10:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiZHNw1MtzI
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: Yeti on April 15, 2015, 11:12:04 AM
Humans do not exist.

If you think you or someone you know is a human, you are deluding yourself.

"Humans" are pretty awful but the reality of things that (unlike humans) exist is more awful still.

I love you all with a desperate burning passion.

How could you possibly love us? If we are not human then we must be beasts. And who could ever learn to love a beast?

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/49/9d/80/499d806b1c58059d86a6e7d8844e4161.jpg)
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: sarslip on April 15, 2015, 11:28:57 AM
are we not men?
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 15, 2015, 11:45:35 AM
So are we dancer then?
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: suppadoopa on April 15, 2015, 12:11:25 PM
Then do waifus exist?
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 15, 2015, 12:30:54 PM
then who was human?
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: Kara on April 15, 2015, 12:42:07 PM
Should really watch Beauty and the Beast again. Belle is GOAT Disney heroine. :bow2 Readers. :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: toku on April 15, 2015, 12:47:29 PM
Should really watch Beauty and the Beast again. Belle is GOAT Disney heroine. :bow2 Readers. :bow2 :bow2

super sad how her dad is literally crazy though and she has to take care of him
total downer

or how her entire town despises her
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: Kara on April 15, 2015, 12:50:47 PM
And yet she overcomes anyway. :swiss
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2015, 01:13:08 PM
And yet she overcomes anyway. :swiss

A parable about the Women's Rights Movement.
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: nudemacusers on April 15, 2015, 01:31:57 PM
ur mom's poophoop exists tho. i been up in there yesterday.
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 15, 2015, 01:34:24 PM
Belle the only white girl to pull off yellow

"jake you've already made this post before"

fuck you it needs to be said twice
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 15, 2015, 01:35:25 PM
Belle the only white girl to pull off yellow

"But jake you've already made this post before"

fuck you it needs to be said twice

E: the #dualities of me double posting this
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 15, 2015, 01:35:36 PM
This thread seems like the early treatment for the next Wachowski Brothers (err.. siblings) film.

Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: Kara on April 15, 2015, 02:12:05 PM
Belle the only white girl to pull off yellow

"jake you've already made this post before"

fuck you it needs to be said twice

I flirted with a white girl who could pull off yellow once. :jawalrus

I feel like I :ufup on this one. :ohhh
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 15, 2015, 03:09:59 PM
This thread seems like the early treatment for the next Wachowski Brothers (err.. siblings) film.
:ufup
After Jupiter ascending there's not gonna be anymore wachowskis movies
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2015, 04:58:31 PM
This thread seems like the early treatment for the next Wachowski Brothers (err.. siblings) film.
:ufup
After Jupiter ascending there's not gonna be anymore wachowskis movies

Yep, three total bombs in a row and Revolutions was a major box office disappointment, too. Nobody's gonna give them money ever again.
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: nudemacusers on April 15, 2015, 05:02:37 PM
do they have ownership of the matrix? if so, someone will always give them money.
Title: Re: Humans don't exist
Post by: chronovore on April 16, 2015, 09:37:50 PM
Shut it, coppertop.