THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on April 15, 2015, 12:23:29 PM

Title: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Eschaton on April 15, 2015, 12:23:29 PM: Gonna go eat Italian on Friday and I want some inspiration :noah

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1347169/images/o-HOMEMADE-PASTA-RECIPE-facebook.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 15, 2015, 12:25:52 PM: Chicken Carbonara done right is pretty good. Issue is most places/people can't get it right.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: toku on April 15, 2015, 12:27:51 PM: Ayo
Yo
There's different kinds of pasta?
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 15, 2015, 12:42:08 PM: Tri-color tortellini :-[
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: Tasty on April 15, 2015, 12:44:53 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/XAzxukt.gif)
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 15, 2015, 12:45:51 PM: Ravioli Ravioli please give me the formeoli.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 15, 2015, 12:46:13 PM: I made a scratch Alfredo last week that was :lawd

I have like two recipes I'm good at, Alfredo and fondue. Garlic and cheese :drool
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: Kara on April 15, 2015, 12:48:48 PM: Penne alla vodka, the only way I can simultaneously get in touch with both my Italian and Polish roots outside of a Catholic church. :aah
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: Tasty on April 15, 2015, 12:49:09 PM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 15, 2015, 12:45:51 PM
Ravioli Ravioli please give me the formeoli.

:jawalrus
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2015, 12:56:59 PM: Mom's spaghetti
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 15, 2015, 12:57:13 PM: egg noddle
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: Huff on April 15, 2015, 12:58:41 PM: Pasta is pretty meh
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 15, 2015, 01:04:09 PM: Pasta is to me what chocolate is to most women.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 15, 2015, 01:07:13 PM: Pasta is just a vehicle for the sauce. So,if you are talking about pasta, you're really talking about the sauce.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Kara on April 15, 2015, 01:24:54 PM: Lamb ragu. :aah
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 15, 2015, 01:27:39 PM: Wild boar :yuck not for me bro
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 15, 2015, 01:31:53 PM: I fuck with fettuccine Alfredo

Because it's boring. And reminds me of good things
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Kara on April 15, 2015, 01:34:22 PM: F-alf with ham steak chopped up in it is S rank college food.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Nibel on April 15, 2015, 01:37:57 PM: Does lasagne count?

Lasagne is great
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 15, 2015, 01:45:50 PM: Baked ziti is always my go to. Mostly because it's easy to make and you can smother it in different cheeses. The penne pasta has those nooks and crannies that allow all the fat/sauce to stick to it. It's like lasagne without feeling so 'heavy'.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Kara on April 15, 2015, 01:54:18 PM: Is there anything more emblematic of #struggle than cottage cheese lasagna? Practically cries out for a glass of Franzia.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: nudemacusers on April 15, 2015, 01:55:26 PM: Quote from: Vularai on April 15, 2015, 01:54:18 PM
Is there anything more emblematic of #struggle than cottage cheese lasagna? Practically cries out for a glass of Franzia.
i used to eat cottage cheese lasagna as a kid :(

my wife still makes fun of me to this day :(

to answer this question i'd have to say a lasagna bolognese if I want to die of gluttony, or a noodle + pesto combo if I want to keep it light.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: nudemacusers on April 15, 2015, 01:58:17 PM: sketti shouldn't count as struggle imo, that's just a self-inflicted wound.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 15, 2015, 02:03:35 PM: Quote from: Esch on April 15, 2015, 01:34:05 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on April 15, 2015, 01:27:39 PM
Wild boar :yuck not for me bro

Shit is delicious, brav :comeon

I'd kill and eat one right fucking now. And feel no guilt (invasive species) :obama

I endorse the slaughter of them as they're taking over the f'n country, I've just heard they're exceptionally gamey.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: 90tilInfinity on April 15, 2015, 02:09:01 PM: Salmon with tomato & mascarpone is my go-to for pasta. Fusilli. Or tagliatelle if you want to be fancy.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Brehvolution on April 15, 2015, 03:06:52 PM: Unless some place has some amazing sauce or recipe, it's hard to justify spending north of $8 on pasta at a restaurant. Adding chicken doesn't make it worth $17 either. You can make a comparable dish at home for less that $5.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 15, 2015, 03:09:38 PM: Edit: wtf, Esch posted the same Sketti video already :lol
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Positive Touch on April 15, 2015, 03:21:15 PM: Quote from: Huff on April 15, 2015, 12:58:41 PM
Pasta is pretty meh

what kind of miserable aimless life do you lead, son?
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: king of the internet on April 15, 2015, 03:27:48 PM: Pad Thai with chili paste :noah
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 15, 2015, 03:43:35 PM: I love pasta. Dem carbz

:lawd
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Kara on April 15, 2015, 03:48:57 PM: This thread has kind of made me want to go to Olive Garden rn. :leon

But eating there solo is a level of depravity I care not to sink to, nor is inviting anyone from my social circle an option as it will unravel my meticulously maintained public persona. :shaq2

Guess I'll get some bizarre fusion pasta at trendy professional celebratory dinner tonight. :obama
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Positive Touch on April 15, 2015, 03:52:28 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2015, 12:56:59 PM
Mom's spaghetti

this answer brought a tear to my eye. I don't care what kind of fucked up week I'm having, as long as I can get over to my mom's. she'll take some pasta and put some oil and some herbs from her garden on it, pull out some nice cheese, and throw together the best damn salad you ever tasted like it ain't nothing. and then all will be right in my world again.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: king of the internet on April 15, 2015, 03:52:57 PM: Quote from: Big Jumbo on April 15, 2015, 03:52:28 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2015, 12:56:59 PM
Mom's spaghetti

this answer brought a tear to my eye. I don't care what kind of fucked up week I'm having, as long as I can get over to my mom's. she'll take some pasta and put some oil and some herbs from her garden on it, pull out some nice cheese, and throw together the best damn salad you ever tasted like it ain't nothing. and then all will be right in my world again.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IfjAatRIBcc/UReMTLu617I/AAAAAAAAJ4c/YHm1iAorF00/s1600/Senor-Chang.gif)
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: nachobro on April 15, 2015, 04:58:47 PM: Mac & Cheese :smug
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Steve Contra on April 15, 2015, 05:04:22 PM: The Sardinian's pasta game is not to be fucked with. Shaved tuna heart :lawd
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 15, 2015, 05:09:26 PM: Pierogi's in stuffed jumbo pasta shells.

May not be Italian (it's Polish) but fuck it.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Tasty on April 15, 2015, 05:16:51 PM: Quote from: nachobro on April 15, 2015, 04:58:47 PM
Mac & Cheese :smug

:mouf
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Courage on April 15, 2015, 06:32:03 PM: I grew up with pastitsio

(https://drinkforthought.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/img_2401.jpg)
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2015, 06:33:48 PM: Lasagna with alfredo sauce. :mouf
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta?
Post by: tiesto on April 15, 2015, 07:10:54 PM: Quote from: Vularai on April 15, 2015, 12:48:48 PM
Penne alla vodka, the only way I can simultaneously get in touch with both my Italian and Polish roots outside of a Catholic church. :aah

You're mixed Italian/Polish as well? 8)

Favorite pasta dish... hmm, tough to say. Probably home-made rigatoni with roasted broccoli in a garlic and oil sauce. I throw in some sundried tomatoes in there and season it with a ton of chiles.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: nudemacusers on April 15, 2015, 08:06:38 PM: Quote from: nachobro on April 15, 2015, 04:58:47 PM
Mac & Cheese :smug
as a dirty cacperson there really is nothing better than homemade mac & cheese with chopped up sauteed onion, sauerkraut, and polish sausage :lawd
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: nachobro on April 15, 2015, 08:08:40 PM: shit that sounds great. will try on the next batch.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2015, 08:54:27 PM: some sorrowful posts itt

not liking pasta (http://i.imgur.com/TBQ3Tii.png)

dunno what my favorite is, I just like pasta brehs. The only bad pasta I've had was from a girl who was trying to impress me by cooking dinner for me. She made an undercooked pasta and broccoli dish, meh baked beans, and some struggle chicken wings.
:kobeyuck

I thanked her and ate it, she was pretty happy about it. A month later I saw her mom at an event and she said "my daughter said you ate her food. You didn't enjoy that shit did you?"
:neogaf
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2015, 09:02:52 PM: Quote from: Esch on April 15, 2015, 09:00:12 PM
PD learn to make a good bolognese, they're easy to make, have lots of protein and veggies, perfect post workout meal. tastes great on thick noodles or just some spaghetti :lawd

favorite standard recipe:

http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/classic-rag-bolognese

:leon

I'll give this a shot.
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2015, 09:28:53 PM: Quote from: Esch on April 15, 2015, 09:04:20 PM
Don't be afraid to twerk it when you get comfortable. play around with the meat, emit cream if you want :rejoice

:whew
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 15, 2015, 10:27:17 PM: A well baked bechamel lasagne is unbeatable.

A crappy lasagne is a crime against humanity

There's a fine line
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: sarslip on April 16, 2015, 01:29:11 PM: been on my fresh pasta grind
(http://i.imgur.com/VKdAIw1.jpg?1)

what you do with the local blue crab population
(http://i.imgur.com/ZReqLka.jpg)

some good meatballs, straight classic
(http://i.imgur.com/eRmI6WC.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: Tasty on April 16, 2015, 01:38:57 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on April 15, 2015, 08:06:38 PM
Quote from: nachobro on April 15, 2015, 04:58:47 PM
Mac & Cheese :smug
as a dirty cacperson there really is nothing better than homemade mac & cheese with chopped up sauteed onion, sauerkraut, and polish sausage :lawd

Lobster Mac & Cheese :mouf
Title: Re: Bore what is the best pasta dish?
Post by: sarslip on April 16, 2015, 02:03:34 PM: dat sketti tho
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://myworldvsthemovies.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/v13eowkbvmnr1rvmhbcumxhko1_1280.jpg)
[close]