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Title: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: toku on April 17, 2015, 01:27:22 AM
May this be a bountiful year like always

(http://i.imgur.com/xrVecDt.gif)
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 17, 2015, 01:42:59 AM
You're only as old as you feel

...I've been dead inside for like 10 years

But, happy birthday to my favorite camel stan
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: thisismyusername on April 17, 2015, 01:45:06 AM
Quote from: Esch on April 17, 2015, 01:34:32 AM
i'm old now. 25

:comeon :larry :fbm

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No really: :comeon :comeon :comeon :comeon :comeon :gurl :comeon
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Quote from: Esch on April 17, 2015, 01:34:32 AM
it's like i'm fucking dead already :fbm

You're not gay, so no: No it isn't.
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: nudemacusers on April 17, 2015, 01:45:14 AM
I thought you were 30 something





























 ;)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 17, 2015, 01:56:33 AM
Ha 25, look at this 90's baby having his quarter-life crisis.
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 17, 2015, 02:01:44 AM
you berate the ones you love.
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: toku on April 17, 2015, 02:03:23 AM
you dick down the ones you like
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: king of the internet on April 17, 2015, 02:22:18 AM
At 25 you're still at the tail end of your youth. I wouldn't sweat it. You still have a few more years left before you become part of the 'older' generation, last year's model so to speak. But even then you still have a little time before growth turns to decay and your body and mind start to gradually wither away. At least death will come soon enough after to relieve you of all of life's burdens.

Anyways, happy birthday.
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Your Stalker on April 17, 2015, 02:32:32 AM
happy birfday
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Post by: milchs evil twin on April 17, 2015, 02:33:48 AM
Happy Birthday, young one
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on April 17, 2015, 02:58:31 AM
Happy born day
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Kara on April 17, 2015, 03:06:33 AM
Quote from: Esch on April 17, 2015, 02:00:51 AM
Relax old people it was just a quip :umad

Tfw when ppl berate you on your birthday :fbm

If you want some birthday atrocity stories, well there's a reason why I don't celebrate mine. :D
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: king of the internet on April 17, 2015, 03:07:57 AM
Quote from: Vularai on April 17, 2015, 03:06:33 AM
Quote from: Esch on April 17, 2015, 02:00:51 AM
Relax old people it was just a quip :umad

Tfw when ppl berate you on your birthday :fbm

If you want some birthday atrocity stories, well there's a reason why I don't celebrate mine. :D

 :hyper Yessss, let's hear 'em
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Tasty on April 17, 2015, 03:24:26 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 17, 2015, 01:45:06 AM
You're not gay, so no: No it isn't.

:brazilcry
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Nibel on April 17, 2015, 03:32:50 AM
25? Esch is just a few months older than me? All respect gone tbh  :tocry

But still: happy born day, hope you will enjoy your pasta tonight and keep that punjabi power train rolling
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Kara on April 17, 2015, 03:43:16 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on April 17, 2015, 03:07:57 AM
:hyper Yessss, let's hear 'em

OTTOMH...

One year we got kicked out of my (then) favorite, mildly upscale, restaurant in the middle of dinner service because my sibling (who was ~3 at the time) was terrorizing the place and no one did anything about it. We didn't go to like Olive Garden, or even order a pizza afterwards, it was just cake and bed after the drive of shame. No one apologized or anything either.

George fucking Bush made the national day of mourning my birthday in 2001. I'm sucker punching his incoherent, Khornate, redneck ass out for that one if I ever meet him in the flesh; I don't care if I get 15 to life for it either. Hopefully it's on his birthday too for great justice.

On my 16th birthday I had the flu and really didn't want to take my driving test because I knew I'd fail it BUT OH NO THINK HOW MUCH PROUDER I'LL FEEL ABOUT MYSELF IF I OVERCOME ADVERSITY AND PASS IT except I didn't fucking pass it (the DMV employee had to intervene during my exam I was so out of it) and I had to wait like 30 fucking days or something to retake the test. Also like my entire birthday had been predicated on passing the test. I felt better within 36 hours or so, BTW.

This one would take too much backstory for a tangent shitpost, but one year I got a book from a family member I considered insulting and instead of just holding my tongue about it I said as much (it's my party and I'll cry if I want to, etc.) and basically caused World War 3 for months.

I think the last good birthday I had was my 17th birthday. :lol
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Bebpo on April 17, 2015, 04:02:28 AM
Happy Birthday Esch!
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 17, 2015, 05:27:46 AM
Happy birthday young Esch

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 17, 2015, 01:56:33 AM
Ha 25, look at this 90's baby having his quarter-life crisis.

People born in the 90's can be 25 now?

 :neogaf :goty2





















 :goty
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: sarslip on April 17, 2015, 07:31:20 AM
Happy Born Day Esch!
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: thisismyusername on April 17, 2015, 07:33:28 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 17, 2015, 01:56:33 AM
Ha 25, look at this 90's baby having his quarter-life crisis.

Look at Andy liking this post, thinking he's like the rest of us. :fbm
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Huff on April 17, 2015, 07:59:44 AM
Hope you black out hard tonight!
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 17, 2015, 08:18:55 AM
Happy Birthday, Esch!
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Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2015, 08:29:02 AM
1990. A good year to be born in.

Happy Birthday.  :mynicca
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: tiesto on April 17, 2015, 09:04:42 AM
Have a great birthday, Esch!
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 17, 2015, 09:23:42 AM
Happy Birthday!!
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Post by: Positive Touch on April 17, 2015, 09:57:45 AM
*giant digital bro bearhug*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!!
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: brob on April 17, 2015, 10:21:49 AM
http://www.complex.com/music/2015/04/jay-z-calling-tidal-users

get the one happy birthday that matters, for a mere $20  :rejoice
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Rufus on April 17, 2015, 10:22:01 AM
More than one fourth of your life is over. Happy birthday.
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Brehvolution on April 17, 2015, 10:36:40 AM
One of the GOATs :rejoice

Happy Birthday, breh. :mynicca
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Fifstar on April 17, 2015, 11:08:59 AM
Happy Börsday Esch! Enjoy the peak, it's all downhill from here!
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: nudemacusers on April 17, 2015, 11:15:21 AM
when are you going to get settled down tho. raise a family. etc.
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Cheddahz on April 17, 2015, 11:23:28 AM
Hopefully all of your favorite damn soccer teams across the nine hundred different leagues will win for you tonight

happy day of birth man!
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Supermanisdead on April 17, 2015, 11:34:24 AM
Like this post if u think Esch should have a happy birthday.
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: benjipwns on April 17, 2015, 11:48:57 AM
Why would your aunt send you that gif?
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 17, 2015, 11:58:19 AM
Happy birthday to the old god Esch. Cooking master, trap king. Welcome to the club.
(http://i.imgur.com/v0pJ0Wk.gif)
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: thisismyusername on April 17, 2015, 11:58:24 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on April 17, 2015, 11:48:57 AM
Why would your aunt send you that gif?

So he can reply back with:

(http://i.minus.com/iS48dKt2VsRsL.gif)
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: nudemacusers on April 17, 2015, 12:07:41 PM
Quote from: Esch on April 17, 2015, 11:39:41 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 17, 2015, 11:15:21 AM
when are you going to get settled down tho. raise a family. etc.

Already got this text from an aunty

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i just worry about you boys. don't turn out like your cousin.
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Mr. Nobody on April 17, 2015, 12:19:38 PM
 :rejoice
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 17, 2015, 12:30:19 PM
Happy birthday man!  You're a cool-ass dude, and have always enjoyed shooting the shit on the rare opportunities we've gotten to.  Cheers man!
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: cool breeze on April 17, 2015, 01:23:25 PM
happy birthday
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 17, 2015, 01:27:58 PM
Happy birthday!   I'm gonna watch white girls do yoga in your honor
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: lennedsay on April 17, 2015, 01:33:25 PM
Happy birthday bubby!!
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 17, 2015, 02:46:39 PM
Esch

:rejoice

Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Sausage on April 17, 2015, 03:39:34 PM
Happy Birthday to my Indian breh  :mynicca
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Nibel on April 17, 2015, 04:15:40 PM
Let's share our favorite Esch moments, people

Mine is when he tried to sell me on Spotify, lol - crazy millenial
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Tasty on April 17, 2015, 04:26:31 PM
Mine is when he dropped -aton from his name. Those extra characters were really tiring my fingers out.
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Post by: El Babua on April 17, 2015, 04:29:22 PM
:rejoice
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: doctavius bonbon on April 17, 2015, 04:30:07 PM
only 25, yet he bestows great wisdom beyond his years.  :rejoice
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Nibel on April 17, 2015, 05:25:59 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 17, 2015, 04:26:31 PM
Mine is when he dropped -aton from his name. Those extra characters were really tiring my fingers out.

But what if someone pulls out a gun and asks you "How much do you like Esch" and you answer "I like Esch a ton"  :lenowned

I had some drama with him as well though; dunno, we met up at a famous games convention and right when I was at 40% of shaking his hand I had to turn away since I had to sneeze and dude thought I held a grudge against him  :neogaf glad we overcame it though
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Tasty on April 17, 2015, 05:32:00 PM
Quote from: Nibel on April 17, 2015, 05:25:59 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 17, 2015, 04:26:31 PM
Mine is when he dropped -aton from his name. Those extra characters were really tiring my fingers out.

But what if someone pulls out a gun and asks you "How much do you like Esch" and you answer "I like Esch a ton"  :lenowned

I had some drama with him as well though; dunno, we met up at a famous games convention and right when I was at 40% of shaking his hand I had to turn away since I had to sneeze and dude thought I held a grudge against him  :neogaf glad we overcame it though

Lol this is straight Evilore-tier lmao
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Courage on April 17, 2015, 05:34:02 PM
His Mr. Wonderful review is up there.
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Post by: PlayDat on April 17, 2015, 06:57:54 PM
Happy Birthday Esch!
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Post by: chronovore on April 17, 2015, 07:38:59 PM
Birthday blessings, boo.
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: thisismyusername on April 17, 2015, 07:53:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tCwrZe4.jpg)

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I'm never getting those dick pics. :fbm
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Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Shaka Khan on April 17, 2015, 07:58:06 PM
Happy birthday bruvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Quote from: Nibel on April 17, 2015, 05:25:59 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 17, 2015, 04:26:31 PM
Mine is when he dropped -aton from his name. Those extra characters were really tiring my fingers out.

But what if someone pulls out a gun and asks you "How much do you like Esch" and you answer "I like Esch a ton"  :lenowned

I had some drama with him as well though; dunno, we met up at a famous games convention and right when I was at 40% of shaking his hand I had to turn away since I had to sneeze and dude thought I held a grudge against him  :neogaf glad we overcame it though

(http://i.imgur.com/MCMkniE.gif)
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Mr. Nobody on April 17, 2015, 08:59:45 PM
Quote from: Nibel on April 17, 2015, 05:25:59 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 17, 2015, 04:26:31 PM
Mine is when he dropped -aton from his name. Those extra characters were really tiring my fingers out.

But what if someone pulls out a gun and asks you "How much do you like Esch" and you answer "I like Esch a ton"  :lenowned


I was hoping he had a career in arts and crafts just so I could call him Esch-a-sketch once  :gaben
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: StealthFan on April 17, 2015, 10:14:06 PM
Quote from: Esch on April 17, 2015, 09:20:32 PM
I'm sauced what a time to be alive love all yall :rejoice
:pacspit
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Positive Touch on April 17, 2015, 11:25:58 PM
be honest how close are you to fucking a milf in an alley behind a bar right now
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: chronovore on April 18, 2015, 03:24:33 AM
Quote from: Big Jumbo on April 17, 2015, 11:25:58 PM
be honest how close are you to fucking a milf in an alley behind a bar right now
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-i08Tgl_BOFc/Ujh716GEyUI/AAAAAAAAHmE/Pz5mvT-Ig5U/w599-h369-no/Would+you+believe.png)
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Positive Touch on April 18, 2015, 07:23:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cN6ijXo.jpg)

bout to see some hillbilly mma with Esch and Shaka. pay we don't end the night with broken beer bottles shoved up our asses.
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 18, 2015, 10:11:18 PM
May all your beer bottles remain unbroken. (http://i.imgur.com/f3fyzEL.gif)
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 18, 2015, 10:23:39 PM
happy belated my Indo-Aryan breh

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I just looked it up, the PIE for brother is *bʰréh₂tēr (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ohhh.png)(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ohhh.png)
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Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: thisismyusername on April 18, 2015, 10:27:47 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 18, 2015, 10:11:18 PM
May all your beer bottles remain unbroken. (http://i.imgur.com/f3fyzEL.gif)

But shoved up your asses. :phil
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 18, 2015, 11:41:40 PM
Happy birthday, bryh
Title: Re: YUNG GAWD ESCH
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 19, 2015, 03:42:25 AM
Congratulations on being halfway to 50.  :fbm