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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Reb on April 18, 2015, 03:03:17 PM

Title: Things that might be cancer
Post by: Reb on April 18, 2015, 03:03:17 PM: - I have had a strange bump on the inside of my lip the last few months.
- I regularly smell cigarettes, even in places where there is definitely no smoking taking place.
- Multiple bumps of (what I have thus far assumed are) fatty tissue in different places on my body.

I will keep you guys posted.
Title: Re: Things that might be cancer
Post by: Kara on April 18, 2015, 03:09:19 PM: Please. :-\
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2015, 03:09:52 PM: That pain behind your eye
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2015, 03:10:26 PM: That weird mole you cut while shaving
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2015, 03:12:08 PM: That high pitch buzz in your ear sometimes
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2015, 03:13:09 PM: Your too sensitive stomach
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 18, 2015, 03:22:02 PM: Everything.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2015, 03:24:18 PM: You dont get the high pitch in your ear?

#imalreadydead
Title: Re: Things that might be cancer
Post by: king of the internet on April 18, 2015, 03:46:15 PM: Quote from: Esch on April 18, 2015, 03:45:34 PM
ive been thinking i should get a doctor to look at a small dark spot on my shaft :fbm

They will probably remove that for you.

The penis, I mean. ✂️
Title: Re: Things that might be cancer
Post by: StealthFan on April 18, 2015, 03:56:01 PM: Got a date with a urologist at the end of the month to make shit all is right with my testicularities.
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Post by: Tasty on April 18, 2015, 03:59:27 PM: Quote from: Esch on April 18, 2015, 03:45:34 PM
ive been thinking i should get a doctor to look at a small dark spot on my shaft :fbm

Is that the only one you're showing it to? :phil
Title: Re: Things that might be cancer
Post by: StealthFan on April 18, 2015, 04:00:26 PM: :beli You're so thirsty Andy
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Post by: Tasty on April 18, 2015, 04:57:01 PM: Quote from: StealthFan on April 18, 2015, 04:00:26 PM
:beli You're so thirsty Andy

I wouldn't say I'm thirsty technically. But I am always on the hunt for more springs. :phil
Title: Re: Things that might be cancer
Post by: team filler on April 18, 2015, 05:15:11 PM: deez nuts, got een!
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 18, 2015, 08:03:00 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on April 18, 2015, 03:12:08 PM
That high pitch buzz in your ear sometimes

Tinnitus is no laughing matter, bub.
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Post by: Your Stalker on April 18, 2015, 08:06:32 PM: Humanity (http://i.imgur.com/Au1i1jG.png)
Title: Re: Things that might be cancer
Post by: Kara on April 18, 2015, 08:07:41 PM: This thread reminded me that I should really get my gut cancer looked at one of these days. :ohhh

Luckily all my riding has fuxed up a bone bruise from years ago I never got treatment for so I have a way in at my GP that isn't WebMD tier :trash. :whew
Title: Re: Things that might be cancer
Post by: octopushover on April 19, 2015, 04:47:22 PM: the lump in your mouth is called a mucocele. try putting a pin in it.
Title: Re: Things that might be cancer
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 19, 2015, 08:18:05 PM: Quote from: Reb on April 18, 2015, 03:03:17 PM
- I have had a strange bump on the inside of my lip the last few months.
- I regularly smell cigarettes, even in places where there is definitely no smoking taking place.
- Multiple bumps of (what I have thus far assumed are) fatty tissue in different places on my body.

I will keep you guys posted.
Nah man, I had a bump on my tongue for a while was really worried and went to the doc. They did tests but they said that humans are just bumpy animals and that unless you smoke it's like a 92% chance it's nothing which is exactly what it was. So you got nothing to worry about. You don't smoke do you? If you do :ufup