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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Kara on April 23, 2015, 04:50:42 PM

Title: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on April 23, 2015, 04:50:42 PM
I honestly can't understand the patterns of availability for this product.

Besides places just not selling it, the places that do sell it only seem to carry a flavor or two.

Mods help.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Atramental on April 23, 2015, 05:27:33 PM
I see it all the time at the gas station I usually go to.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on April 23, 2015, 05:27:39 PM
But why not the druggist.

The truth IS out there. :bolo
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nudemacusers on April 23, 2015, 05:36:16 PM
breh i could get this shit in north dakota.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on April 23, 2015, 05:40:10 PM
Since this is a support group and not a combat air group I won't point out that we have to make sacrifices to enjoy access to a Nordstrom.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nudemacusers on April 23, 2015, 05:55:48 PM
alfani-tier nordstrom or zegna-tier nordstrom? the former doesn't count.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 23, 2015, 06:58:03 PM
you know, you can vape caffeine too... :-D
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 23, 2015, 07:47:19 PM
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Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on April 23, 2015, 07:50:02 PM
you know, you can vape caffeine too... :-D

I just want to be able to buy adrenaline shots. :stahp
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: benjipwns on April 23, 2015, 07:59:24 PM
Just be glad you live in a third world unregulated hellhole, in Canada there is no MiO Energy because of regulatory caffeine limits. The EU, Mexico and India are considering similar or at least taxes to curb the abuse* of energy drinks.

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Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on April 23, 2015, 08:34:56 PM
Vive le Québec libre. *solemnly crosses Québec off the destinations list* :cancry
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on April 23, 2015, 10:23:35 PM
I'm gonna start hording some back up vials to be safe. I got up to ten squirts yesterday afternoon which was probably my limit.  :dizzy
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on April 23, 2015, 11:10:05 PM
I'm gonna start hording some back up vials to be safe. I got up to ten squirts yesterday afternoon which was probably my limit.  :dizzy

As a freshly (re-) minted degenerate I have to say it's a lot more work than effing lamestreamers would have you believe. When you do find something that makes life tolerable it's either illegal, difficult to obtain, or soon to be made illegal.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: benjipwns on April 23, 2015, 11:15:15 PM
As a freshly (re-) minted degenerate I have to say it's a lot more work than effing lamestreamers would have you believe. When you do find something that makes life tolerable it's either illegal, difficult to obtain, or soon to be made illegal.
You owe society the maximum possible production of your unaltered labor.

Also, using things to increase your production taints it. It's not true production.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on April 24, 2015, 05:25:53 AM
Having consumed a whole bottle in 8-10 hours a few times now, the experience reminds me a lot of taking modafinil. Your body knows that it shouldn't be functioning and you can feel that in your muscles, but the ways in which your body normally lets you know it's time to clock out and head home to sleepy land don't function so there's a sort of physiological dissonance going on that you really can't replicate any other way.

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I'm such a fucking degenerate. :goty
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Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 24, 2015, 05:46:29 PM
you know, you can vape caffeine too... :-D


WHAT THE FUCK NO ONE TOLD ME

Requesting a thc + caffeine hybrid vape catridge, please
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nachobro on April 25, 2015, 01:14:11 PM
It's pretty much well stocked at every grocery store here, though I've never tried it. I usually only see the cherry flavor but there's a lot of it.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on April 26, 2015, 01:42:01 PM
It's amazing how Mio Energy™ has revolutionized my morning caffeine ritual. Enjoying five squirts of the blue citrus flavor in a glass of cold lemonade on a lazy sunday morning. Such a delight.  8)
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nachobro on April 29, 2015, 02:44:07 PM
This stuff isn't bad. Three shots into a glass of water and I went from dead tired to ready to rock
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on April 29, 2015, 03:41:49 PM
Looks like I won't be sleeping the next few days because of work; time to stock up brehs. :cody
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 30, 2015, 02:49:03 PM
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Energy-Strawberry-Kiwi-Drink-Enhancer-1.62-fl-oz/21081292

Walmart has Mio knockoffs and this one actually has better flavor. Although I might be biased because Snapple's Kiwi Strawberry drink is one of my favorite beverages of all time.



Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on April 30, 2015, 02:50:40 PM
Yeah my only major complaint towards Mio Energy so far is the flavors. I fuck with the blu citrus heavily but the others I've tried aren't that great. Why they all gotta be xtreme flavors...the non-caffeinated line has better flavor options for sure.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nachobro on April 30, 2015, 02:52:10 PM
Went too hard on the caffeine yesterday. Now I know what you're talking about, Kara.

Mio dabess :heyman
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on April 30, 2015, 05:20:30 PM
My bottle of Mio expires Xay [sic.] 5019, talk about future proof. :o
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 30, 2015, 06:25:56 PM
I'm guessing it won't last 5019 seconds in your possession, sir
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on May 01, 2015, 01:26:03 PM
Think I did too much, y'all. Bury me with my money.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on May 01, 2015, 01:35:50 PM
I've way overdone it the past two days. It's just too easy to drink this stuff non-stop all day and night, especially when you don't practice self control in the first place. At least I'm staying hydrated.  :larry
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 01, 2015, 01:41:20 PM
Back when I was drinking it all the time, I would have to make myself drink one plain water for every Mio-infused bottle I drank.



Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on May 01, 2015, 01:45:26 PM
I start the day with a couple 32oz nalgene bottles of infused water with maybe 5-10 shots in each. And then through out the afternoon/evening squirt 3-5 shots in each cup of water I drink, and I drink a lot of water. I must have had upwards of 30 shots the past two days. RIP.

But I do think my squirts aren't as big as what they measure as an actual serving, so maybe I'll survive...
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on May 01, 2015, 02:07:13 PM
Hyperventilating is helping, might just win this one.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on May 04, 2015, 07:29:33 PM
Today I was gassed, about to surrender to despair--then I found a partially used bottle of Mio in my desk drawer. I haven't experienced a moment of happiness like this since I thought anyone loved me. :rejoice
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on May 04, 2015, 08:11:35 PM
On pace to be the first person to die from Mio Energy overdose  :dead
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 04, 2015, 09:46:53 PM
i actually found an old bottle of this in my desk today :rejoice

cherry :rejoice


This stuff has a shelf life. They only recommend using it 30 days after opening it.

Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 06, 2015, 11:57:00 AM
Green thunder kinda tastes like Ecto cooler
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: octopushover on May 06, 2015, 12:48:34 PM
why don't you just do cocaine like a normal person
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 06, 2015, 12:51:59 PM
Mio doesn't give you post-nasal drip, duh.


Unless you snort it ...  :mindblown
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2015, 02:17:18 PM
why don't you just do cocaine like a normal person

I'm federally licensed.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 06, 2015, 02:17:55 PM
Cuz cocaine isn't sold for a few bucks at my local grocer
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Yeti on May 06, 2015, 09:01:27 PM
Mio doesn't give you post-nasal drip, duh.


Unless you snort it ...  :mindblown

The bottle does look like a nasal spray
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2015, 09:22:35 PM
I'm mixing squirts from different flavors tonight. Ennui, it's so demonic.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on May 07, 2015, 02:59:23 PM
I just realized a squirt has just a little less caffeine than a cup of coffee. A glass prepared to my specifications is like 6 cups of coffee. :gladbron

Too bad I'm such a degenerate that none of it peps me up. :goty
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on May 07, 2015, 03:04:28 PM
Yeah I do about that much or more in my nalgene to start the day. Now I can't stop drinking Mio since my body is used to being fed 500+ mg of caffeine a day.  If I stop I die.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 07, 2015, 03:04:47 PM
I'm always confused as to what constitutes a squirt. But like, fuck it
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on May 07, 2015, 03:07:00 PM
I'm always confused as to what constitutes a squirt. But like, fuck it

Half a teaspoon according to the bottle but it's not like I measure that shit out. Pretty sure mine are more than that.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 07, 2015, 03:39:07 PM
Having consumed a whole bottle in 8-10 hours a few times now, the experience reminds me a lot of taking modafinil. Your body knows that it shouldn't be functioning and you can feel that in your muscles, but the ways in which your body normally lets you know it's time to clock out and head home to sleepy land don't function so there's a sort of physiological dissonance going on that you really can't replicate any other way.

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I'm such a fucking degenerate. :goty
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i euphemize it as "chemical self-programming"
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on May 07, 2015, 03:49:41 PM
Yeah I do about that much or more in my nalgene to start the day. Now I can't stop drinking Mio since my body is used to being fed 500+ mg of caffeine a day.  If I stop I die.

I guess you could call it superpowers / but no one is going to save the world with what I've got
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 11, 2015, 02:04:26 PM
Finally got around to buying the tropical fusion flavor. Pretty good.

It's not a thread until someone ranks something...


Green Thunder
Tropical Fusion
Acai Berry
Strawberry Pineapple
Black Cherry


Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on May 11, 2015, 02:19:21 PM
Blue Citrus >>>> Pineapple >>> tropical. Acai  :yuck

Still gotta crack open the cherry flavor. And Haven't found green thunder yet.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 11, 2015, 02:51:35 PM
Green thunder is my jam
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 11, 2015, 03:10:27 PM
It has kind of a faint metallic (?) aftertaste, but I still like it the most.



Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 15, 2015, 09:40:12 AM
Blue citrus ain't bad, tried that one yesterday. Like blue freeze pops or sumpin.

Thank you Mio for getting me through 60 hours of manual labor this week!
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on May 15, 2015, 11:24:53 AM
Thanks Mio!!!!

I've been fucking heavily with the cherry flav lately. Might my new fave. 🍒
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on May 29, 2015, 03:30:28 PM
After not drinking Mio for most of the week as an experiment (the experiment was a failure), I'm now back with a vengeance. Never again. Finally located green thunder ( :o) at my grocer, and it lived up to all the hype. So  tangy.  :drool 🍏 Plus it looks like a potion or something in my water bottle which is p cool.  8)
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2015, 03:37:13 PM
I've been Mio sober for awhile. Being able to sleep again sucks. :shaq2
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2015, 03:42:13 PM
All the over time I've been working, I've been mixing flavors in disposable water cooler cups and pounding them.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on May 29, 2015, 03:52:29 PM
I've been Mio sober for awhile. Being able to sleep again sucks. :shaq2

This is why we need a dislike button.  :maf
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nachobro on May 29, 2015, 04:18:35 PM
I got the blue flavor the other day. It's nice. Good to have something other than cherry.

Coffee has been giving me bad heartburn lately so I've been drinking Mio in the morning. It's good but goddamn I think I'm drinking too much.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2015, 05:30:17 PM
All the over time I've been working, I've been mixing flavors in disposable water cooler cups and pounding them.

This is the best. Like peak #dgaf.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 31, 2015, 05:07:59 PM
Bought two Kroger brand knock off bottles :stahp
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on May 31, 2015, 05:10:26 PM
I tried the meijer knock off since they had some interesting flavors like limeade. Tasted p nasty, tho.  :yuck Only fuck w/ the real shit moving forward.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 31, 2015, 05:59:07 PM
Kroger cherry limeade tastes like fruit stripe
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 31, 2015, 06:18:02 PM
Walmart's kiwi strawberry is good. Try it out.

Gives me a better buzz, too.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on May 31, 2015, 06:58:23 PM
Walmart's kiwi strawberry is good. Try it out.

Gives me a better buzz, too.

:bow the Mio Energy support group's rich dad. :bow2
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: studyguy on June 12, 2015, 12:17:53 PM
I don't do well with caffeine. I added way, way too much of this shit trying it out at work today. :hyper
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on June 12, 2015, 12:20:55 PM
I don't do well with caffeine. I added way, way too much of this shit trying it out at work today. :hyper

There is no 'too much'. You just need to give your body time to adjust.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 19, 2015, 06:35:29 PM
Fuck it, think of the money I could save just buying this http://www.nutrivitashop.com/products/100-pure-caffeine-anhydrous-usp-powder?variant=1957946945
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on June 19, 2015, 06:50:34 PM
TOXICITY WARNING! Using as little as a few grams of caffeine can result in emergency hospitalization or DEATH!

:noah
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 19, 2015, 06:54:24 PM
Sorry guys, his death is probably on me now.

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Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on June 20, 2015, 10:51:51 AM
I've come around to loving the acai brry flavor. Not as tart or sour as the others, it's very pleasant.

PS still drinking mio all day every day. Not stopping until I die. Fuck the quitters tbh.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on June 20, 2015, 02:21:20 PM
You're an inspiration. :tocry
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 22, 2015, 10:17:50 PM
back on the monster energy zero tip, caffeine brehs :larry
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on June 22, 2015, 10:25:25 PM
back on the monster energy zero tip, caffeine brehs :larry

We admitted we were powerless over caffeine--that our lives had become unmanageable.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2015, 05:30:01 PM
Maybe you could just mix the pure stuff into some soylent
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on June 23, 2015, 05:43:07 PM
I haven't reached any decisions yet, but I have now entered into the early stages of re-evaluating my relationship with Mio Energy. I've reached the point of a bottle-a-day habit and I start to get anxiety about where and when I'll be able to grab a fresh bottle. I try to avoid dependency when I can...it usually just fucks your shit up. Deciding atm between going clean and seeing if I survive the withdrawals or just submitting myself to Mio Energy cause fuck it we're all gonna suffer and die and go to hell anyways. 
:huh
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on June 23, 2015, 05:53:42 PM
That's pretty much why I'm clean. I was planning my day around when and where I could get Mio Energy. Plus I had become such a degenerate--one day someone came up to talk to me and in the middle of the conversation I whipped out a bottle and just started squeezing into a cup of water. Thankfully no one really knows that this shit is little more than edible caffeine.

I wonder if I can snort that powder Spence found...
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nachobro on June 23, 2015, 06:16:00 PM
Wal-Mart by me has some sort of Tropical and Berry flavors that I've never seen before. I think I'll go with Tropical...
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2015, 06:26:08 PM
That's pretty much why I'm clean. I was planning my day around when and where I could get Mio Energy. Plus I had become such a degenerate--one day someone came up to talk to me and in the middle of the conversation I whipped out a bottle and just started squeezing into a cup of water. Thankfully no one really knows that this shit is little more than edible caffeine.

I wonder if I can snort that powder Spence found...

Supposedly the answer is yes, but I think it's more efficient to just toss it down the ol gullet
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: chronovore on June 23, 2015, 06:36:59 PM
alfani-tier nordstrom or zegna-tier nordstrom? the former doesn't count.

Your elitist game is inflammatory.

**fans self**
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 25, 2015, 10:48:06 AM
I bought some of these.  The local grocery store had a shitload of flavors and they were on sale.  Drinking the fruit punch flavor; it's pretty good and have a good buzz going with a couple squirts in a liter bottle.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 25, 2015, 01:26:21 PM
GOAT flavors? Need to wean off these $2 KickStarts.

Is there a decent knockoff mountain durr flavor?
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 25, 2015, 02:27:34 PM
Green Thunder is probably the closest. It's kind of it's own thing though, but it's still the best.


The Acai Berry is probably my second favorite.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on June 25, 2015, 02:35:09 PM
GOAT flavors? Need to wean off these $2 KickStarts.

Is there a decent knockoff mountain durr flavor?

I was drinking two bottles a day, taste was not really a priority.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on June 25, 2015, 02:54:22 PM
GOAT flavors? Need to wean off these $2 KickStarts.

Is there a decent knockoff mountain durr flavor?

Get a bottle of each and decide for yourself.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 25, 2015, 03:01:17 PM
GOAT flavors? Need to wean off these $2 KickStarts.

Is there a decent knockoff mountain durr flavor?

I was drinking two bottles a day, taste was not really a priority.
Yeah, you made the right decision going clean, that's definitely health risk territory.

I was clean yesterday, but end of the month panic overtime has struck again and I'm about to have so much mio. So much.

Re: flavors, I like green thunder and the knock off brand's strawberry kiwi
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 27, 2015, 06:59:04 PM
I went looking for Green Thunder, but they only had Cherry and Strawberry Pineapple Spark. Went with the second and it's mixing far too well with my Sprite Zero (which has 'zero caffeine' as a fucking selling point (http://i.imgur.com/XKw0LVO.jpg)).

This is going to save me so much $$$.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on June 28, 2015, 12:05:35 AM
This is going to save me so much $$$.

 :heh Just wait.

I might finally try to quit once I finish the three bottles I bought yesterday.  :-\
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 28, 2015, 02:37:36 AM
You're right, this will just worsen my caffeine habit.

Thankful this ish has 0 cals :ohhh

Be fat, yet consume copious amounts of appetite suppressing stimulants on the daily :flabbypd
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: chronovore on June 28, 2015, 08:44:11 AM
I can never understand the people I see smoking who are also fat. I mean, I thought one of the main things about cigarettes is that they work instead of a snack, and are an appetite suppressant. I see overweight smokers and I think they're going to have a cardiac arrest at any moment.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 28, 2015, 11:37:54 AM
I don't really understand it either. Added stress? Maybe they drink too much too? The real heavy smokers I know who are out of their 20s are all heavy drinkers.

Personally, I was fit until I started taking psych meds that can cause weight gain. My good habits fell apart, I stopped working out too, and my sleep became awful.

Not too surprising what the results were :american

So there are factors that affect hormones and such that regulate hunger, blood sugar, etc., but ultimately there's still some basic fundamentals everyone has to adhere to in order to stay in shape (eating less calories than you burn, ideally some level of exercise).

Going to do keto for a few months and lose this dad bod. My dad also caught the diabeetus so I need to be careful.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on June 28, 2015, 11:43:02 AM
My smoking buddy is very overweight (I'm not boogie myself, I don't care what these medium boxer briefs say) They're a chef and you smoke a lot in that industry.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on June 28, 2015, 01:52:11 PM
TFW you take your first hit of Mio ice water in the morning  :noah :noah :noah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hihEhsdwiIk
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 30, 2015, 10:07:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Wj3AOee.gif)
The amount of squirts I have to use to make this 2 liter of seltzer taste gud

Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on June 30, 2015, 10:19:56 PM
Sometimes I feel like this thread will one day be entered into evidence at a Congressional hearing on the dangers of Mio Energy.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 30, 2015, 10:42:34 PM
I'm not usually sensitive to caffeine but two squirts in a liter bottle is all I can really handle for the day.  I guess it all depends on what you define a singular squirt/squeeze.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nachobro on June 30, 2015, 11:09:58 PM
Tropical flavor is just okay. Cherry remains the best.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 01, 2015, 02:56:40 AM
This 2 liter looks like orange soda. My Mio rations today were 2/3 of the bottle in a 2 liter, 1/3 in a 1 liter (http://i.imgur.com/xkW15q1.gif)

All this ENERGY. :punch

Only a few sips left but this taste disgusting now (straw pineapple). I'm done.


Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 01, 2015, 11:12:07 PM
Fell off the wagon.

Fuck my self-absorbed clients.

Fuck their worthless cumstain clients.

Fuck this heteronormative earth.

Bury me with my money.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 02, 2015, 01:39:49 AM
Going to follow up my wagon falling with an absinthe binge so I can black out and possibly rest some.

Again, please bury me with my money.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 02, 2015, 01:46:07 AM
:yeshrug At least you have money











to buy more Mio :cody
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 02, 2015, 01:55:52 AM
GL though. I hope you don't feel too much worse tomorrow. Maybe some shitty absinthe induced sleep will help? Must be better than no sleep.

I'd hook you up with a benzo or something if I could (but no alcohol with that, Heath :wag).
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 02, 2015, 10:44:06 AM
GL though. I hope you don't feel too much worse tomorrow. Maybe some shitty absinthe induced sleep will help? Must be better than no sleep.

I'd hook you up with a benzo or something if I could (but no alcohol with that, Heath :wag).

My body doesn't process benzos well, but thanks.

I feel like I did massive amounts of stims and depressants yesterday.  :lol
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 02, 2015, 01:27:19 PM
Got the trots and the shakes. :hyper

If your body is a temple then mine is the Temple of Jerusalem after the Romans sacked it.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on July 02, 2015, 02:57:24 PM
My Mio tolerance is so high that I don't get any of the side effects anymore. No shakes or delirium. Centered and focused instead. Just riding the chill wave on my Mio.  8)
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: studyguy on July 02, 2015, 03:46:23 PM
Back on this after a week and a half of not using.
 :dizzy
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 02, 2015, 07:02:24 PM
I have a business dinner tonight, going to sneak my Mio Energy in and squirt it in my drink. Good thing I got black cherry, that won't discolor vermouth much.

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Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 02, 2015, 08:13:35 PM
I had black cherry in my whiskey cokes :rejoice




But, uh, seriously guys don't use so much of this shit :stahp
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 02, 2015, 09:42:19 PM
Trying out Wicked Blue Citrus. Taste like one of the blue variant Gatorades. Nostalgic for the days I could let my cac out at summer youth baseball leagues.

Is it just my town or is it pretty difficult finding new flavors to try (regular Mio flavors are plentiful though)?

Checking multiple stores, desperate for something other than Black Cherry and Straw Pineapple.

Coming to terms that I'm not that different from your avg amiib weeb :fbm

Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on July 02, 2015, 11:54:03 PM
Trying out Wicked Blue Citrus. Taste like one of the blue variant Gatorades. Nostalgic for the days I could let my cac out at summer youth baseball leagues.

Is it just my town or is it pretty difficult finding new flavors to try (regular Mio flavors are plentiful though)?

Checking multiple stores, desperate for something other than Black Cherry and Straw Pineapple.

Coming to terms that I'm not that different from your avg amiib weeb :fbm

You're not even an official member of the Mio Support Group Fan Club until you've collected all the flavors. Call around. Be sure to try to Acai flavor next.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 03, 2015, 02:07:03 AM
Yeah, it's tough finding flavors sometimes. This vice makes me feel like a drug addict with all the hoops it makes me jump through  :lol

Operation Mio Vermouth was a success BTW. (Put it in a negroni. :rofl)
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 12, 2015, 12:00:55 PM
I tried Acai Berry Storm. It became my favorite flavor, but the price paid was far greater than $2.99.

Downed a bottle in too few hours and had to make myself yak at the campsite. Looked as if Barney had bled out violently.

Ay dios mio :goty
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 12, 2015, 12:40:39 PM
More like dios mio Mio Energy amirite. :dawkins:
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 18, 2015, 11:00:16 PM
Mio Grape Drank Recipe

8 oz dixie cup of water, blue
2 full squirts Acaid Berry Storm
2 full squirts Blueberry Lemonade

= Grape Drank

(http://i.imgur.com/ucAjNzA.png)
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on July 19, 2015, 12:54:14 AM
Mio clean since the beginning of the week. I'll be back soon, just needed to prove to myself that I'm still in control. Drinking this vile black coffee since then instead as repentance. Comes in a big can for like three bucks. Literally tastes like dirt. Some of the grinds pass through my french press and I have to drink them. :noah

Mio Grape Drank Recipe

8 oz dixie cup of water, blue
2 full squirts Acaid Berry Storm
2 full squirts Blueberry Lemonade

= Grape Drank

(http://i.imgur.com/ucAjNzA.png)

Diluting Mio Energy with the regular uncaffienated Mio?? What a scrub move.  :yuck
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 19, 2015, 01:00:05 AM
Mio clean since the beginning of the week. I'll be back soon, just needed to prove to myself that I'm still in control.

:rofl this is the best Bore subcommunity.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 19, 2015, 01:33:54 AM
It's a way to sip more Mio than usual. It's like ice with your water; a compliment to the caffeine.

Where the fuck Green Thunder at? That's all I want to know.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on July 20, 2015, 01:47:55 PM
Picked up Green Thunder, Acai Berry, and Strawberry Pinapple Spark, the GOAT line-up. :lawd

Preparing for my first sip of Mio in over a week. It's good 2 be back.  :hyper

 EDIT - Half a bottle down.  :whew
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 20, 2015, 11:04:33 PM
Damn, those are my 2 favorite flavors. Green Thunder must be :lawd, but I've never seen it in stock.

(http://i.imgur.com/P6fQ55Z.png)

Fuck it. I take full responsibility for overspending on Mio, but this flavor better be good.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 21, 2015, 09:27:31 AM
You don't really feel like an addict until you find yourself coaxing the very last drops out of a bottle. You shake, you squeeze, you pound the bottle upside down. You unscrew the top and contemplate rinsing water through it and getting every bit out.

It's a very sad water bottle when it has the color, but not the taste.


Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 21, 2015, 07:40:56 PM
Mixing Strawberry Pineapple Spark with my Peach Rehab, which is a great addition to the Rehab lineup. Caffeine potency on point. Recommend Rehabs to all you addicts.

Couldn't wait for my Mio order to be delivered so I had to go out and get my #2 flavor. Anticipating Green Thunder to be Top 3 flavors, especially if it satisfies my mountain durr cravings.

Will update of course whenever my 4 pack arrives.


So true @ the color drip tease, when it's not quite flavorful enough but its taken on a convincing color :-\
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 22, 2015, 01:33:37 PM
I have a feeling today is going to be a Mio Energy day.

:goty2




:cody
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 22, 2015, 01:37:21 PM
The only drawback(s) on green Thunder is that it's the easiest to drink, so you zoom through the bottle. I don't sip it, I take big gulps.

The other one is if you have a collection of 3/4 empty bottles laying on your nightstand, it reminds me of Howard Hughes keeping bottles of piss lined up in his bedroom.


Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 22, 2015, 03:39:50 PM
Got summa dat Green Thunder goodness. We gone eat tonight. :lawd
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 22, 2015, 04:20:54 PM
Does it taste like non carbonated Dew? Maybe I can mix it with plain seltzer to trick my brain.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 22, 2015, 05:05:53 PM
It tastes like victory. :mouf
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 22, 2015, 06:39:19 PM
The sweating. The excess gas. Make me feel alive, Snake Mio Energy. :lawd
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 23, 2015, 08:02:57 AM
I had forgotten about my least favorite side effect of this stuff: waking up in terror hours before I need or want to.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 23, 2015, 09:10:58 AM
Bought a few unleaded bottles yesterday. Orange-Tangerine and Strawberry-Watermelon.

The former is great, if they made an energy version it would probably become my favorite. The latter is a bit too heavy on the watermelon sweetness. Still good though.

Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 23, 2015, 04:48:27 PM
Order arrived :rejoice

Smooth apple undertones. Very nice brehs, just need to experience it proper with some ice water.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on July 23, 2015, 05:10:19 PM
I had forgotten about my least favorite side effect of this stuff: waking up in terror hours before I need or want to.

Mio overload + being sober the past few days means horrific anxiety dreams 4 me (when I finally nod off at the crack of dawn...) :brazilcry

This is why I prefer to drink / drug myself to sleep, no dreams, just blackness :brazilcry
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 23, 2015, 05:30:33 PM
I had real problems cycling too last night while high on ME. I couldn't keep a steady cadence in lower gears which meant I was wobbling all over while on sprints.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on July 26, 2015, 04:33:17 PM
Just replenished the stock. Black Cherry, Blue Cit, and Tropical Fusion.  :jawalrus

After my last (mi)overdose, I'm trying to limit my consumption to the first half of the day. Seems like a reasonable compromise. Took a few straight shots of Cherry with a swig of water as a chaser for one last pick-me-up, then it's going into a drawer until tomorrow.  8)
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 28, 2015, 02:33:31 PM
It's an açai berry STORM day today, gents. :phil
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 28, 2015, 04:51:13 PM
Wicked Blue Citrus reminds me of: (http://i.imgur.com/zOMgf67.png)

Invoking delicious nostalgia bruhs.

Did not like Green Thunder. Either my batch was sullied or ya'll hyping a low-tier flavor.

:obama
:lawd
:holeup
:gladbron
:shaq
:aah
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 28, 2015, 04:54:22 PM
Just replenished the stock. Black Cherry, Blue Cit, and Tropical Fusion.  :jawalrus

After my last (mi)overdose, I'm trying to limit my consumption to the first half of the day. Seems like a reasonable compromise. Took a few straight shots of Cherry with a swig of water as a chaser for one last pick-me-up, then it's going into a drawer until tomorrow.  8)

Doing the same. No caffeine after 3 PM.

Been drinking more coffee than Mio so I'll drink decaf later in the day.

Before 3 PM, though, nothing's off limits :phil
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 28, 2015, 05:59:03 PM
Black cherry is good but it gives me a wicked bad case of aftertaste if I down a bottle in a day, which is a significant issue for me but YMMV.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Himu on July 30, 2015, 01:44:07 AM
These energy drinks are disgusting and the caffeine makes me feel like utter shit.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 30, 2015, 01:48:53 AM
Aside from TA, the regular posters itt are the Bore's les misérables; did you think this stuff was going to make you feel good? :lol
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Himu on July 30, 2015, 01:50:58 AM
No. I've never really had Mio. I generally meant energy drinks in general, like Red Bull. There's so many legitimately good products out there that you can use to get an energy boost without resorting to energy drinks.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 30, 2015, 01:56:14 AM
We don't imbibe this stuff for an energy boost, we imbibe it to survive. :brazilcry
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 30, 2015, 02:09:03 AM
Yes, better living through chemicals.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 30, 2015, 05:06:07 AM
No. I've never really had Mio.

:ufuckedup

(http://i.imgur.com/E673B6o.png)

Hey, we all make mistakes. We're not here to judge. Whenever you're ready to take that first step, we'll be here.

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Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on July 30, 2015, 01:19:12 PM
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/whoa.png) Whoa whoa whoa, don't sign me up for being there for anyone. Not ready for that kind of commitment.

Anyways, sipping on my first dose of blue citrus atm. Between that and the weed trying to reach the correct buzz before heading out on a bike ride.  :hyper :pimp
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 30, 2015, 01:47:55 PM
I took hundreds of dollars of medication this morning with a glass of Mio Energy. I couldn't help but think that this was demonstrative of something.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 31, 2015, 01:11:24 AM
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/whoa.png) Whoa whoa whoa, don't sign me up for being there for anyone. Not ready for that kind of commitment.

Anyways, sipping on my first dose of blue citrus atm. Between that and the weed trying to reach the correct buzz before heading out on a bike ride.  :hyper :pimp

Rest assured, being a member of the Mio community means you're only committed to the bottle. Priorities :win
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 31, 2015, 01:21:53 AM
I hope they're testing Mio on lab rats right now so they can invent a cure for whatever you guys are gonna have.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 31, 2015, 02:38:59 AM
Don't need no cure for this liquid courage :preach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzvxuRZafCI
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on July 31, 2015, 02:55:37 AM
I'm hoping Mio Energy just gives me a regular ol' heart attack. I feel like there's a poetic symmetry to having my heart be emotionally and physiologically broken. :win

BTW tonight I chugged a 2 liter of Diet Coke and I'm barely able to stay awake rn. :dead DAT MIO ENERGY... energy. :preach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A7194a04GE
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on July 31, 2015, 03:34:01 AM
I hope they're testing Mio on lab rats right now so they can invent a cure for whatever you guys are gonna have.

I'm banking on all of my vices destroying me at once
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nachobro on July 31, 2015, 12:14:26 PM
Walmart store brand Cherry Limeade Energy flavor is so damn good. I even like it more than the Mio Cherry
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 31, 2015, 02:21:32 PM
Did you try the kiwi strawberry yet? It's the best of any brand (to me).

Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nachobro on July 31, 2015, 04:24:45 PM
I haven't yet but I'm almost out of the bottles I have. I'll grab it next time I head to the store.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on August 01, 2015, 11:51:05 PM
About 10PM. My last bottle was almost cashed out so I decided to pour the rest of it into a cup of water...it was a little more than I thought. Water was a deep dark purple. Already had too much but couldn't let it go to waste so I chugged it all.  :stahp Now I'm dealing with the aftermath. Had one of those chest cramps that had me feeling like my heart was about to burst.  :snoop
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Himu on August 02, 2015, 12:05:28 AM
About 10PM. My last bottle was almost cashed out so I decided to pour the rest of it into a cup of water...it was a little more than I thought. Water was a deep dark purple. Already had too much but couldn't let it go to waste so I chugged it all.  :stahp Now I'm dealing with the aftermath. Had one of those chest cramps that had me feeling like my heart was about to burst.  :snoop

(http://i.imgur.com/yoBde8G.gif)

If you die, who succeeds your throne?
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on August 02, 2015, 12:07:18 AM
Unless cats can be factored into a line of succession, the throne will be left empty. Won't be my problem. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on August 02, 2015, 01:03:56 AM
Clean for 2 days. :aah
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 02, 2015, 10:46:38 AM
how'd i miss wicked blue citrus? holy shit, this is my titty flava. :mouf
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on August 02, 2015, 11:46:56 AM
Think my last Mio cycle was too much PED use. I was OKish yesterday but I woke up utterly exhausted today. Probs going to have to lay about doing fuck all to #breakthecycle. :shaq2

Do drugs kids. :snoop
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on August 02, 2015, 01:18:49 PM
Found a bottle in the back of my cigarette / drugs / sins etc drawer. Juuust enough to re-animate my corpse after last night. :noah

A visit to the Mio Store is very likely to be a part of today's errands. Save me Jesus.  :stahp
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nachobro on August 06, 2015, 02:05:48 PM
Got the Albertson's brand Kiwi Strawberry...damn this is delicious. The new top tier, even better than Walmart cherry limeade  :o
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 06, 2015, 02:53:22 PM
Wicked blue is pretty good
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 06, 2015, 03:05:28 PM
Strawberry Watermelon Mio (non-energy, sorry) is great.

Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on August 06, 2015, 03:09:55 PM
Enjoy your virgin daiquiri while I go 2 town on this green thunder  8)
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2015, 12:36:38 AM
Since knock offs are the topic du jour, today I fell off the wagon with Kroger's cherry limeade in #solidarity.

I'm not sure if I'll double blind this, but Kroger's iteration felt a lot more manageable for a binge drinker such as myself. 5 squirts of Mio is like a heart attack for me and I only start feeling worse from there. 5 squirts of Kroger was a jolt, but I wasn't 0 to dying after drinking it. Another 5 squirts shortly after made me feel about 80% of the awful just 5 Mio squirts brings down on me.

This is a weaksauce thing, but the Kroger blend was a lot more mellow tasting. The Surge to Mio's Mountain Dew if you will.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nachobro on August 07, 2015, 12:46:33 AM
Store brands are definitely babymode but that's probably for best. The methadone of Mio
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2015, 01:00:13 AM
i gotta guzzle a third of a bottle before i FEEL ALIVE. y'all are limpwrists.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2015, 02:14:37 AM
Drinky during tax season I was drinking two bottles a day and taking green tea pills and I was still tired all the time. I mean yeah I won't dispute I'm :fabulous, but I also have the self loathing necessary to go 2 the XTREME. :bolo
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on August 07, 2015, 02:15:40 PM
Only one squirt left to get my day started. I know I'll end up getting more but this is when I have to pump the breaks to prevent Mio from having complete global saturation.  Might be a #basicbitch and grab a rockstar on the way to work. :snoop
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2015, 11:34:39 PM
That feeling when you're running on fumes, have stuff left to do, and you use the last of your squirts on a glass when you know you'll need 2 or 3 more glasses to finish the rat race. :goty
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 08, 2015, 12:48:06 PM
i believe in the power of your self-despite, senpai! :uguu
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 12, 2015, 12:30:44 PM
Speaking of running on fumes

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/55c8c514e4b0f1cbf1e5a202


Gotta get me some of that


(Caffeine vape pens)
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on August 12, 2015, 12:35:11 PM
Target's tropical flavor is pretty good. :obama
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on August 12, 2015, 06:34:58 PM
I think I'm going to need to open a third bottle, brehs. :goty2

If my heart stops, bury me with my money. :money
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2015, 02:51:14 AM
Drank two glasses of Lucid and took a Lunesta. If this don't let me sleep, nothing will.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on August 13, 2015, 04:00:59 AM
When your bish loves you and becomes concerned about your self-destructive tendencies :gurl :goty2

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Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2015, 09:44:10 AM
Well that worked.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on August 13, 2015, 01:07:15 PM
When your bish loves you and becomes concerned about your self-destructive tendencies :gurl :goty2

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Whatever. Dying young is sexy. Bitches love cool dead guys. :noah
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Rufus on August 13, 2015, 01:53:56 PM
Get started on that hit single then.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2015, 01:57:16 PM
Are we going to have our first irl intervention? :hyper
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on September 04, 2015, 12:06:13 AM
Y'all.

Seriously.  Y'all.

Strawberry Pineapple Spark.

:whoo
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on September 04, 2015, 12:34:17 AM
Aside from one bottle of acai berry I've been Mio clean for a couple weeks now.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on September 04, 2015, 12:42:31 AM
I can't remember the last time I was actually sober for 24hrs tho 😂
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on September 04, 2015, 12:42:42 AM
Until tonight I had been clean too. :goty2

Nothing like 9/15 deadlines to make you bring out the big guns.

We admitted we were powerless over our lives.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on September 04, 2015, 12:49:51 AM
I've come to terms with that fact that I'm a man full of desires but with no greater desire than to destroy himself :yeshrug
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on September 04, 2015, 12:58:50 AM
I respect that. I'm sure I'll be back as the solo mid for the Bore's S A D  B O Y S when my life collapses again.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on September 04, 2015, 05:02:33 AM
0200 and I'm wired. :aah

:bow Mio Energy the nectar of the gods. :bow2
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on September 04, 2015, 12:36:49 PM
A bottle of Mio sure does sound nice this morning/afternoon... :larry
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nachobro on September 04, 2015, 01:51:18 PM
I think I need to take a break from store brand Mio, it's pretty much stopped working.  :(
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2015, 02:05:56 PM
I couldn't keep a steady cadence

Maybe you wouldn't wobble so much if you stopped singing while biking. 
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on September 04, 2015, 02:23:36 PM
I couldn't keep a steady cadence

Maybe you wouldn't wobble so much if you stopped singing while biking.

https://youtu.be/cB9VaaqU_LA

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Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2015, 02:39:35 PM
Princess, I love you.  Fight!
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on September 12, 2015, 03:09:47 PM
Grocery shopping, passing by the MIO ENERGY isle...hey, they're on sale, I suppose one bottle can't hurt, right? :larry

Came home with green thunder, pineapple spark, blue citrus, and acai berry. :dead

To be fair I'm trying to cut back on drinking and need to lean more heavily on another vice in the meantime. It's maybe the lesser of 2 evils.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Yeti on September 12, 2015, 07:03:26 PM
When I visited my niece I discovered that instead of drinking Apple juice like a normal toddler she drinks Mio Apple Orchard flavoring.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 12, 2015, 07:37:43 PM
I had 12 cans of coke zero today.  I feel like you guys might understand. 
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on September 12, 2015, 10:50:29 PM
I had 12 cans of coke zero today.  I feel like you guys might understand.

Drank a 2 liter of Diet Pepsi today. I definitely understand.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 12, 2015, 10:55:22 PM
eww diet pepsi is disgusting.  You are a criminal.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on September 12, 2015, 11:28:54 PM
What I need is a good defense. 8)
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 13, 2015, 10:08:00 PM
Got desperate and bought some gas station Blue Citrus. Felt like the old days when I was buying Robotussin to get high.

 
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on September 13, 2015, 10:36:27 PM
:dead
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on November 12, 2015, 07:17:53 PM
When I fall off the wagon (as I have today) my favorite thing to do is find the bit on the label that says "for best quality use within 1 month of opening" and laugh.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on November 13, 2015, 12:06:43 AM
"Use caffeine in moderation" :sabu
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on November 13, 2015, 08:33:52 PM
I just noticed the bottle says "Do not add to alcohol or caffeinated drinks" so I just squirted some into a cup of coffee. 🍵
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on November 14, 2015, 12:47:59 AM
I've toyed with the idea of dropping a few squirts into some liquor but even I'm not that fucked up  :larry
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on November 14, 2015, 12:58:37 AM
I did it at a business dinner surreptitiously. It just made the booze taste bad, but I was deep in a binge cycle when this happened so my experience is probably unreliable.

BTW black cherry does not pair well with coffee. :yuck
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on November 14, 2015, 01:00:19 AM
Coffee and Mio sounds atrocious  :holeup
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on November 14, 2015, 01:12:46 AM
I'm not proud of what I did, but I don't regret it either.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 14, 2015, 01:17:50 AM
French Vanilla Mio. Let's get this ball rolling.

Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on November 14, 2015, 01:33:24 AM
Irish Cream Mio 🍀
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on November 14, 2015, 01:40:13 AM
I can do the French vanilla thing on Monday. :win
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on November 17, 2015, 09:10:06 PM
Pray for me. 🙏

(http://i.imgur.com/VYvc0WR.jpg)
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on November 17, 2015, 09:15:54 PM
As I watch the red swirl with the muddy mixture in my cup I think to myself, "This is what Pharaoh must have felt like when Yahweh turned the Nile into blood."
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on November 18, 2015, 09:40:14 AM
Review: it was like drinking those awful chocolate covered cherries that you get as gifts this time of year, which sounds worse than it was. Only the last sip was really disgusting, almost as viscous as syrup.

I used two healthy (i.e. until air pressure was lost) squirts in a cup prepared with the espresso size setting on the Keurig on an empty stomach. It gave me a mild arrhythmia. :dead
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on November 18, 2015, 04:33:17 PM
I need to transition back to Mio. Been hooked on KickStarts which is just not economical.

They're soda-lite, so not as bad as other soft drinks, but I can't really afford liquid calories being a fat fuck.

You know you're fat when you've conditioned an aversion to water, valuing sweetness over hydration.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on February 03, 2016, 06:01:05 PM
](http://i.imgur.com/KZpgKwT.jpg)

What a time to be alive :rejoice
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Atramental on February 03, 2016, 06:03:56 PM
 :whoo
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on February 03, 2016, 06:44:45 PM
It's super rich, almost like creamer. This would be excellent mixed with actual coffee.   :hyper
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 03, 2016, 07:55:37 PM
Science has gone too far.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: nachobro on February 03, 2016, 09:29:13 PM
hmm sounds okay. i'll see if its at the target near work.
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on May 20, 2016, 04:35:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KZpgKwT.jpg)

What a time to be alive :rejoice

(http://i.imgur.com/3d1l3xl.gif)

I found happiness today.

A glass of almond milk. Heavy cream that's copious. The reckless drip feed of vanilla squirt. 

Nothing new to Andrex and his week nights, but still fabulous nonetheless (http://i.imgur.com/VOJLLoI.png)
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on May 20, 2016, 11:42:34 AM
I blend it with ice and soy milk. Sensational. 👌
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Kara on May 20, 2016, 03:47:40 PM
While I consider caloric Mio Energy borderline heretical, it's tough to argue with a Mio Energy that's quite pleasant to drink compared to the stock flavors.

Also big ups to CVS for finally carrying this stuff, even if it's usually just a flavor.

BTW, no one ask me what my consumption rate was from January through April. (At one point I worked 7 weeks straight.)
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: king of the internet on May 20, 2016, 04:02:50 PM
Meijer had a 5 for $10 deal last month. My reaction upon discovering this was somewhere between  :gladbron and :brazilcry

But my haul is long gone by now. I should have just accepted my fate and bought all of them. :fbm
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: Syph on May 20, 2016, 08:48:29 PM
I'm always confused as to what constitutes a squirt. But like, fuck it
you'll know when she does it
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 22, 2016, 12:42:01 PM
Got some of that coffee squirt. Surprised how good it is in just 2% milk
Title: Re: Mio Energy Support Group
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 22, 2016, 11:04:12 PM
I'm always confused as to what constitutes a squirt. But like, fuck it
you'll know when she does it
Damn you. I had to double check to see if I clicked on the relationship thread on accident.