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Title: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 24, 2015, 08:58:08 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDZbuEiUUAAtGQb.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/7ZAOBuc.gif)
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 24, 2015, 08:59:18 PM
what
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 24, 2015, 08:59:53 PM
Told you guys this was gonna be a trainwreck.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 24, 2015, 09:01:13 PM
oh I knew it would be

most DC material is shit for film anyway other than batman
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: parallax on April 24, 2015, 09:03:44 PM
wow. why would he have his smile on his arm?
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: cool breeze on April 24, 2015, 09:03:57 PM
I kinda want Batman to punch him really hard in the face.  like really, really hard.

if that's the intention, well done on their part.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 24, 2015, 09:04:35 PM
the "hahaha" tattoos :dead

I can just imagine some exec nodding his head and saying "it's like a metaphor :ohhh "
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 24, 2015, 09:07:36 PM
is this real life?
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 24, 2015, 09:08:35 PM
Damaged
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: toku on April 24, 2015, 09:11:28 PM
Honestly don't see what the problem is.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: studyguy on April 24, 2015, 09:12:55 PM
Riff Raff's new look is hot.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: benjipwns on April 24, 2015, 09:17:12 PM
Really just a reason to have Jared Leto shirtless as often as possible in the movie.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 24, 2015, 09:21:23 PM
:foxx
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: brob on April 24, 2015, 09:23:55 PM
the "hahaha" tattoos :dead

I can just imagine some exec nodding his head and saying "it's like a metaphor :ohhh "

(http://i.imgur.com/7isw8Ip.png)
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: nudemacusers on April 24, 2015, 09:28:18 PM
nobody wants to fuck an ugly joker
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: benjipwns on April 24, 2015, 09:36:45 PM
Getting invited into Spidey's Snapchat circle would be huge, and very buzzworthy and cool.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 24, 2015, 09:44:15 PM
good thing those other half dozen or so DC movies that are being rushed into production are likely to be better.

(waits patiently for really awesome Shazam and Aquaman flicks)
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: cool breeze on April 24, 2015, 09:47:06 PM
I don't know where it came from but there's also this

(http://i.imgur.com/KGHJoGD.gif)
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 24, 2015, 09:49:58 PM
nobody wants to fuck an ugly joker

Joker is basically Batman's waifu, and Batman deserves the best.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 24, 2015, 09:51:57 PM
I'm gonna make you my meat bicycle!

I can still taste her lovely sweat-box, she fed me such tears of ecstasy.

*shoot in head, collect $3 and some pistol ammo*
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: nudemacusers on April 24, 2015, 10:05:12 PM
nobody wants to fuck an ugly joker

Joker is basically Batman's waifu, and Batman deserves the best.
baffleck is probably the goat bottom. all the rage, all that muscle, all that fatherlessness :lawd
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 24, 2015, 10:17:36 PM
And then this in the same day.

(http://i.imgur.com/NdgQTVq.jpg)

On a scale of 1 to Frank Miller, how much of a trainwreck will this be?
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: parallax on April 24, 2015, 10:57:52 PM
And then this in the same day.

(http://i.imgur.com/NdgQTVq.jpg)

On a scale of 1 to Frank Miller, how much of a trainwreck will this be?


is there an option beyond all star batman?
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: benjipwns on April 24, 2015, 11:07:47 PM
The secret best part of All Star Batman and Robin is the time scale. Batman and Robin spend like three issues driving to the Batcave or something which the story indicates took like a day or more while like a weeks worth of events happen outside the Batmobile. I may be remembering the details wrong, but the time scale was fucked, I know that.

Second secret best part  :nsfw
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(http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/longbox30/pics/miller-spiral5.jpg)
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Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Kara on April 24, 2015, 11:08:27 PM
And then this in the same day.

(http://i.imgur.com/NdgQTVq.jpg)

On a scale of 1 to Frank Miller, how much of a trainwreck will this be?

O fuck, hype.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: benjipwns on April 24, 2015, 11:12:55 PM
Quote
The “THE DARK KNIGHT III: THE MASTER RACE” is the sequel to Miller’s 1986 classic THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS – heralded by TIME Magazine as one of the 10 greatest graphic novels of all time – and its 2001-2002 follow-up series BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHT STRIKES AGAIN.

Miller will be joined by acclaimed writer Brian Azzarello (100 BULLETS, JOKER, and WONDER WOMAN) on the eight-issue comic book periodical, to be published twice a month under the DC Comics imprint.  Marking the 30th anniversary of THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS original series, this periodical is slated for publication beginning in late Fall 2015.

“Batman remains my favorite comic book hero and a sequel to Dark Knight is going to be daunting," said Miller, "but we’ll do our best.”

“We are thrilled to have Frank back home at DC writing Batman,” according to Dan DiDio and Jim Lee, Co-Publishers for DC Entertainment. “The story he and Brian have crafted is an astounding and triumphant conclusion to this seminal body of work which influenced and shaped generations of readers and creators alike.”

According to Azzarello, “It's been an amazing experience collaborating with Frank these past six months. I think we have an epic story that these characters truly deserve.”
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: toku on April 24, 2015, 11:14:00 PM
As an angry, reactionary, dying old white man Frank Miller is really the only one fit to still be writing Batman stories imo.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: benjipwns on April 24, 2015, 11:22:06 PM
I want to pretend DC hired Azzarello to make the whole thing end the same way 100 Bullets did so Frank stops pestering them to write more in his Batman universe.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Kara on April 24, 2015, 11:32:32 PM
DKSA was top shelf trolling. Hype as fuck. :hyper
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: studyguy on April 24, 2015, 11:40:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HVpbpx1.jpg)

Saw this earlier ayy
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: benjipwns on April 24, 2015, 11:48:17 PM
oh god :dead
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: tiesto on April 25, 2015, 12:14:05 AM
I'd think it would be hilarious if they turned Spidey into an EDM bro... I'd actually see it for the laughs.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: pilonv1 on April 25, 2015, 12:37:20 AM
Dark Knight is getting a PC? :hyper
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: FatalT on April 25, 2015, 12:42:04 AM
(https://scontent-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10360841_497352907088235_6806677304404053088_n.jpg?oh=bc15e0fdf61d72175ec822ab9f2ef14c&oe=55E195EA)
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: FatalT on April 25, 2015, 12:57:29 AM
https://youtu.be/e2y1MLTBlUw

He's a good actor and I think he could pull off a creepy joker.

Someone photoshopped the tattoos off of him but I don't feel like it has the same effect.

(http://i.imgur.com/Hj1wMe2.jpg)
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: FinNeato on April 25, 2015, 01:39:12 AM
He looks like a long lost Blink 182 member with a vitamin D deficiency.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Mr. Nobody on April 25, 2015, 02:19:04 AM
 :snoop
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2015, 02:21:46 AM
We're not going to discuss the offensive cultural appropriation going on in the photo. Joker's grill makes a mockery of African Americans.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/rVtN8WL.png)
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Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Tasty on April 25, 2015, 02:43:47 AM
LOL of all the inspirations I never thought they'd go with Frank Miller's insane magnum opus ASBAR. :lol And then somehow find a way to fuck even THAT up. :lol :lol

(http://i.imgur.com/1eWf9lel.jpg)

Then again it makes sense as BvS looks to be TDK Returns inspired. Gotta suck at that lame Miller teet I guess.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: thisismyusername on April 25, 2015, 02:48:22 AM
Eh, remove the "damaged" and "hahahahahaha" or the smile off him and replace them with something else (while keeping his forehead clear) and it wouldn't be that awful. That said, I'll give Leto the benefit of the doubt and that he knows what he's doing. Similar to Ledger.

Just let's hope he doesn't end up offing himself due to the "research" into the role.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: pilonv1 on April 25, 2015, 05:14:51 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDaNq8aWoAAyW2b.jpg)
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 25, 2015, 06:55:23 AM
I've been told i look like jared leto on a number of occasions and also that i look like the joker on a number of occasions. sadly i no longer have anything like his physique.  :'(
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 25, 2015, 11:46:28 AM
This whole thread is great. :rofl
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: headwalk on April 25, 2015, 12:22:41 PM
at least have damaged in the same font as black flag.

this douche would definitely have the black flag bars tattoo despite mainly listening to whatever 17 year old girls who are big into cocaine listen to.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: octopushover on April 25, 2015, 12:44:04 PM
the tattoo of the smiling mouth looks like a clip-art logo for a dental office

and the laughing tatts oh my god
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Tasty on April 25, 2015, 01:02:29 PM
Wow that's some garbage. Suicide Squad sucks and the movie was always going to suck, but you can at least get The Joker right.

I dunno, wouldn't Joker be a protagonist in Suicide Squad? I can't ever see that working for him as a character.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 25, 2015, 02:06:25 PM
The Joker's not going to be a protagonist in this.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Kara on April 25, 2015, 02:24:57 PM
Wow that's some garbage. Suicide Squad sucks and the movie was always going to suck, but you can at least get The Joker right.

Hdu call a book with KING SHARK garbage.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 25, 2015, 02:27:36 PM
The Suicide Squad on Arrow is gonna be superior to this hot mess
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 25, 2015, 02:51:47 PM
Honestly don't see what the problem is.

are you also confused about why people object to the word "literally" being misused?
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Kara on April 25, 2015, 03:03:50 PM
holy shit this is me irl :rofl

(http://i.imgur.com/xTpHBRc.jpg)
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Rufus on April 25, 2015, 03:07:03 PM
Sigh, this is terrible thing to think worth mentioning, but this creature can't read shit without tilting its head.

Alright, back to pissing my life away.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Kara on April 25, 2015, 03:09:33 PM
Sigh, this is terrible thing to think worth mentioning, but this creature can't read shit without tilting its head.

Alright, back to pissing my life away.

ل
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: toku on April 25, 2015, 03:48:21 PM
Honestly don't see what the problem is.

are you also confused about why people object to the word "literally" being misused?

No.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: nudemacusers on April 25, 2015, 03:53:48 PM
Sigh, this is terrible thing to think worth mentioning, but this creature can't read shit without tilting its head.

Alright, back to pissing my life away.
(http://i.imgur.com/JAJEFH5.png)
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Kara on April 25, 2015, 04:30:05 PM
Mine's better cuz Rumi wrote in Farsi. :smug
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: helios on April 25, 2015, 08:44:17 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/57/60/8e/57608e73f76d591262103c34a24c3072.jpg)

A Dafoe Joker would have been great


Anyway, GAF is just too much. People want to save that thread so they can deliver crow in the future if Leto's Joker turns out good, which people expect; it's just that the design is bad. It's not a good comparison to the reveal of Ledger as the Joker.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Kara on April 25, 2015, 09:54:16 PM
Thanks to this thread I found out that there's a DC animu with:

-Kevin Conroy Batman
-THE SUICIDE SQUAD
-King fucking Shark
-motherfucking KGBeast
-A faithful representation of Amanda Waller (eat shit in CW hell, Arrow)

Tonally it's been pretty faithful to the nu-52 Sui which I enjoyed in spite of the fact that no one fucking died in it. :obama

Killer Frost is tsundere for King Shark too. :uguu

e: :rofl Harley Quinn just yelled, "Yahtzee!" after orgasming. :rofl :bow DC/WB :bow2 :piss Marvel :piss2

e2: OMFG I just realized that Spencer Reid is The Riddler's voice actor. GOAT Batman TAS thing. :bow2
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 25, 2015, 10:00:37 PM
Personally, I prefer the nattily-dressed Joker, the decayed refinery of a Miss Havisham version. It's creepier than this juggalo shit they've been trying to spin for the last five or so years.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: nudemacusers on April 25, 2015, 10:13:16 PM
I assume he'll be wearing a beautifully cut ozwald boateng bespoke three piece
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: chronovore on April 25, 2015, 10:28:12 PM
As an angry, reactionary, dying old white man Frank Miller is really the only one fit to still be writing Batman stories imo.
:dead
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Kara on April 25, 2015, 10:36:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/v9Amofn.jpg)
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 25, 2015, 11:01:22 PM
GOTH HAM :lol
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 26, 2015, 12:04:51 AM
A day later and still thinking if the Joker's Joker tattoo is the most subtle design choice of this whole mess maybe they've gone in the wrong direction...
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2015, 12:29:55 AM
I kinda like the smile tattoo.  But other than that.  Meh.  Also why would he be shirtless unless its taking place in Arkham?
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: cool breeze on April 26, 2015, 12:35:28 AM
I kinda like the smile tattoo.  But other than that.  Meh.  Also why would he be shirtless unless its taking place in Arkham?

don't know how accurate this stuff is but
spoiler (click to show/hide)
rumor is his role is basically hannibal lecter in silence of the lambs.
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Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2015, 12:53:11 AM
:piss2
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2015, 01:16:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPJ8b7zwa98
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2015, 01:17:08 PM
https://twitter.com/ZackSnyder/status/591768400461860864?s=09
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: helios on April 26, 2015, 04:05:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iQXBJar.gif)
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: team filler on April 26, 2015, 05:52:02 PM
my only real problem, is that I don't think the joker should look like someone that spends 3 hours in the gym everyday.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: octopushover on April 26, 2015, 10:16:55 PM
people talking about the hahahaha tattoos like it means he's scrawling them on himself in fits of insanity



except those are clearly professional tattoos which means he sat for about 8 hours total for each one and just shot the shit with the artist
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2015, 10:22:25 PM
my only real problem, is that I don't think the joker should look like someone that spends 3 hours in the gym everyday.

dat prison life, breh
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: benjipwns on April 26, 2015, 11:20:02 PM
people talking about the hahahaha tattoos like it means he's scrawling them on himself in fits of insanity



except those are clearly professional tattoos which means he sat for about 8 hours total for each one and just shot the shit with the artist
The latter seems like a far more plausible Joker story. Only he's put a bomb under the artists seat or something. And he keeps asking the artist if he thinks it looks good as he waves around a gun.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 27, 2015, 12:02:31 AM
my only real problem, is that I don't think the joker should look like someone that spends 3 hours in the gym everyday.

You think that is the body of someone who spends 3 hours in the gym every day?  That body is 2 hours a week tops but only 7% body fat.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: helios on May 19, 2015, 06:52:12 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11205050_10152794180081146_1962599464264595566_n.jpg?oh=d5c649658455b013fe1ad276c42556b1&oe=55CD799A&__gda__=1438856655_d7c0e23cb96e4fb5ee12d078b18ac046)
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: zomgee on May 19, 2015, 07:24:51 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11205050_10152794180081146_1962599464264595566_n.jpg?oh=d5c649658455b013fe1ad276c42556b1&oe=55CD799A&__gda__=1438856655_d7c0e23cb96e4fb5ee12d078b18ac046)

I don't know if I'm supposed to feel better about that
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: cool breeze on May 19, 2015, 07:26:07 PM
the good (?) news is joker blasting tupac's eyes on me in that scene

Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 19, 2015, 07:30:23 PM
That neon-green hair is amazing.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2015, 07:32:59 PM
Margot Robbie will be the only thing remotely watchable about this movie
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 19, 2015, 07:36:23 PM
he looks like miley cyrus
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 19, 2015, 08:07:20 PM
he looks like miley cyrus

fuck :dead

can't unsee
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on May 20, 2015, 03:46:54 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/57/60/8e/57608e73f76d591262103c34a24c3072.jpg)

A Dafoe Joker would have been great

Anyway, GAF is just too much. People want to save that thread so they can deliver crow in the future if Leto's Joker turns out good, which people expect; it's just that the design is bad. It's not a good comparison to the reveal of Ledger as the Joker.
my personal favorite would have Crispin Glover, but I understand why that would never, ever, ever happen.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: chronovore on May 21, 2015, 02:42:16 PM
I have a suspicion that Crispin Hellion Glover is the most difficult to work with male actor in Hollywood.
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: studyguy on May 21, 2015, 03:30:17 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11205050_10152794180081146_1962599464264595566_n.jpg?oh=d5c649658455b013fe1ad276c42556b1&oe=55CD799A&__gda__=1438856655_d7c0e23cb96e4fb5ee12d078b18ac046)

That dude still has the tattoos all over his shit.
I thought they backtracked on them.

Damaged brehs
:dead
Title: Re: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains
Post by: Tasty on May 21, 2015, 03:44:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2VTSPu8pY

IT WAS A TRIBUTE