THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Kara on April 26, 2015, 05:23:17 PM
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http://hormel.com/Brands/HormelRevWraps.aspx
(http://i.imgur.com/snXq405.png)
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I hope this is the next Taco Bell product. Just stuff some beef in there and :lawd
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Looks like a cheap hobo fleshlight
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For when slapping a slice of salami and a slice of cheese between two slices of bread is too much work.
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Looks like a cheap hobo fleshlight
Feels like one too. :shaq
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Your move, Lunchables.
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Heh I bought one of these like a year ago
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we've reached the pinnacle of mankind. millions of years of evolutionary struggle has finally brought us to the promised land :rejoice
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Listen, it got to be #1 for a reason, asshole.
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Why does america have to do the tortilla dirty like that?
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soft white wrap
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For less than $10 you could get half a pound of pepperoni from the deli, half a pound of good cheese from the deli, and a package of tortillas...
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It's 2015, protein is protein.
:yeshrug
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Listen, it got to be #1 for a reason, asshole.
Can I also say that Karakand is fine gentlemen and that "asshole" was tagged on because a shitty punchline needs a punch?
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16 grams of protein :leon
Could be a nice meal on the go.
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They just need to start measuring sodium in grams.
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Oh, these things. Yeah they a decent quick nom at my shitty job. Better than grabbing a candy bar/slim jim/mini bag of chips I guess.
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Can we speculate as to whether or not Hillary Clinton may eat these on the campaign trail? And what that means for her campaign and image? Did she learn it from coal mine workers? Maybe nurses or teachers?
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Listen, it got to be #1 for a reason, asshole.
Can I also say that Karakand is fine gentlemen and that "asshole" was tagged on because a shitty punchline needs a punch?
Oh thanks. :-[
I thought it was a rhetorical use of asshole anyway, so nbd. :D
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Looks like a cheap hobo fleshlight
Feels like one too. :shaq
Finish off inside it for even MORE PROTEIN. :phil
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Looks like a cheap hobo fleshlight
Feels like one too. :shaq
Finish off inside it for even MORE PROTEIN. :phil
I was curious about this so I did a google search:
As the higher end of average ejaculate volume is 10mL for human men,[3] this is approximately 0.5g (500mg) of dietary protein per ejaculate on average.
Very nutritious. :phil
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Is it Brazil Nuts that increase that amount? I want to say it's Brazil Nuts, but it might another nut or legume.
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Looks like a cheap hobo fleshlight
Feels like one too. :shaq
Finish off inside it for even MORE PROTEIN. :phil
I was curious about this so I did a google search:
As the higher end of average ejaculate volume is 10mL for human men,[3] this is approximately 0.5g (500mg) of dietary protein per ejaculate on average.
Very nutritious. :phil
I like how there's an "average ejaculate volume." SCIENCE!
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This shit looks haggard as fuck.
The store that I saw it in today had it on the top shelf.
The top shelf.
It was literally top shelf.
I've... seen... things you people wouldn't believe.
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(http://mydallasmommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hormel-rev.jpg)
"crispy crunchy turkey" :stahp
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDLl74q5tbU
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(http://mydallasmommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hormel-rev.jpg)
"crispy crunchy turkey" :stahp
Why would any real man buy anthing but the 12g? :bolo
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Is it Brazil Nuts that increase that amount? I want to say it's Brazil Nuts, but it might another nut or legume.
Deez Nuts
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U HANGRY BRAH.
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youngry
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Your move, Lunchables.
http://www.proteinproteinprotein.com (http://www.proteinproteinprotein.com)
(http://i.imgur.com/DnJBWpU.jpg)
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The vague bone shape is a nice touch, but it also makes it so that you can't empty the thing straight into your mouth, which is the only way to eat peanuts.
"Before there were powders, bars, and goos, there was meat, cheese and nuts." :lol
I was curious how a Slim Jim would stack up:
http://www.slimjim.com/products/giant-meat-sticks/ Only 6g of protein. :ohhh
"Side effects include swagger and spontaneous karate." What.
http://www.slimjim.com/products/monster-meat-sticks/ 11g :leon
"Strong enough for a bear. But made for a man." Ahem.
http://www.slimjim.com/products/beef-steak-strips/ 20g, take that!
"Turn some cowboys into cowmen." :rofl
http://www.slimjim.com/products/steakhouse-strips/
"Thick. Tender. Moist. You might want to get a room." :shaq
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Monster meat sticks are strong enough for a bear but made for a man.
Is this real life or just fantasy?
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I love that every single variety has those flames in the background.
http://www.slimjim.com/tv/tummy-party/
"Party w/ the O.G. meat stick." :rofl
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How goddamned lazy do you have to be that you can't wrap a fucking flour tortilla around a couple pieces of pepperoni and a slice of cheese
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April 29th 2015, the Protein Wars began.
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April 29th 2015, the Protein Wars began.
...and because this is TheBore, we know only Taco Bell™ will emerge victorious.