THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2015, 08:32:12 PM
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Iceberg lettuce. Only there to hold the oil and vinegar on a sub or the dressing on a cheap salad. Nothing else redeeming about it.
Worst dish made from the worst food:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettuce_soup
:kobeyuck
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celery is worse. fuck that shit
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taco bell
bring it mothafuckas :heh :pacspit
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Flatbrød
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatbr%C3%B8d
Literally its cardboard you put butter on. I love it, but I've never met a non-family member who goes 'Flatbrød?, o ya that's good.'
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That sounds delish.
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ok, celery in food is fine, but when some asshole suggests you go eat celery and peanut but-
taco bell
bring it mothafuckas :heh :pacspit
if you don't get your ass outta here RIGHT NOW
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celery and peanut but- is great. In fact I just bought a new type of peanut but- just to spread easier on my celery.
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don't do that to nami
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Who the fuck answers celery.
That shit literally tastes like water.
It might as well be a crunchy ice cube.
Red Delicious apples are fucking scust
Soft apples? Get that shit outta here, no one want that shit.
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red delicious are groce. no lies detected.
ok, celery in food is fine, but when some asshole suggests you go eat celery and peanut but-
taco bell
bring it mothafuckas :heh :pacspit
if you don't get your ass outta here RIGHT NOW
(http://giant.gfycat.com/DefensiveHandmadeApe.gif)
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also these
(http://www.matthijs.nl/uploads/assortiment/dubbel_zout.jpg)
crazy dutch people love them :-X
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also these
(http://www.matthijs.nl/uploads/assortiment/dubbel_zout.jpg)
crazy dutch people love them :-X
The fuck is a dubbel zout
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Vietnamese food
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Flatbrød
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatbr%C3%B8d
Literally its cardboard you put butter on. I love it, but I've never met a non-family member who goes 'Flatbrød?, o ya that's good.'
flatbrød is nice, but u have to have it as a side to stew. If you want cardboard to put butter on you should eat knekkebrød (also nice).
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Cabbage. Coleslaw is awful and exists purely so people can pretend to eat healthy while guzzling down spoonfuls of mayo with bits of foliage in it.
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Raw onions.
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Vietnamese food
my heart can't take this thread
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taco bell
bring it mothafuckas :heh :pacspit
trick question, taco bell was never food :heh :ufup
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OT: Hákarl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl), which is fermented shark Icelanders pretend is a national dish to goad tourists in to eating it.
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The fuck is a dubbel zout
It's extra salty liquorice.
If you want cardboard to put butter on you should eat knekkebrød (also nice).
Aw yeah, Knäckebrot. I sometimes eat it dry for a quick snack.
Raw onions.
Hell naw. Scrambled eggs on buttered bread + raw onions. :aah
Speaking of eggs, I submit Balut. Fertilized duck eggs/fetuses. :holeup
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OT: Hákarl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl), which is fermented shark Icelanders pretend is a national dish to goad tourists in to eating it.
Sounds delish. :mouf
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I mean, any fermented fish goes down with akevitt so :yeshrug
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Egg
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taco bell
bring it mothafuckas :heh :pacspit
You are unfashionable and you should feel bad about your choice in clothing :bolo
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Put celery in ramen all the time. I put onions of some kind in almost everything I eat. I actually have a hard time not eating it when I'm cutting it up before I throw it in the pot/dish.
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Vietnamese food
pho q
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taco bell
bring it mothafuckas :heh :pacspit
http://www.tellthebell.com
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Seafood. :-X
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Seafood. :-X
As someone who has lived in ocean based tourist traps almost his entire life I agree. Crab is whatever and the best way to eat is too engrossing (Giant table with friends and family and bibs). Lobster is overrated, like really fucking overrated. Shrimps cool but still whatever. Every kinda fish is whatever (there is actually a restaurant near me that has a famous fish sandwhich and it still sucks). The more exotic stuff always has weird mouth feel & texture so fuck them too.
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pho is overrated bullshit, but the rest of the Vietnamese cuisine seems fine to me. Nothing truly offensive.
I mean, not every country can lay claim to birthing Taco Bell
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Any dish derived from liver
Also chickeb heart cause it tastes like liver
Fat chewy bits on meat
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Anything that is made from clotted blood. Blood sausage :yuck
Aspic/jelly stuff in general is vile.
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Shaking my head.
Poultry liver is great. (Veal not so much though.)
Blood sausage rocks (even if there's 0.5% actual shit in there.)
Celeri is fine.
Mussels and fries :aah
I can't stand many vegetables, but more out of childlishness than actual disgust. Cucumber can go fuck itself, that said.
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pho is overrated bullshit
Where is the dislike button?
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I hate lettuce. It seems like a garbage vegetable designed to artificially inflate the size of food.
"People might think this sandwich isn't worth $8. I know, let's pile some lettuce on it!"
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Any dish derived from liver
Also chicken heart cause it tastes like liver
Fat chewy bits on meat
i bet you like gravy tho :hitler
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Water Chestnuts.
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Plain white mayonnaise
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tomato. gross guts and seeds in a pulpy center, and a creepy skin. a texture NIGHTMARE
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I used to hate brussels sprouts , but now I dig them a lot. Once in a while you'll hit one that's super bitter, though, and that's when you remember hating brussels sprouts.
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Goat cheese
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Goat cheese
wrong :ufup
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Any dish derived from liver
Also chicken heart cause it tastes like liver
Fat chewy bits on meat
i bet you like gravy tho :hitler
Damn straight
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taco bell
bring it mothafuckas :heh :pacspit
(http://i.imgur.com/ROR7We2.gif)
tomato. gross guts and seeds in a pulpy center, and a creepy skin. a texture NIGHTMARE
:mynicca
I hate raw tomatoes. I'll eat sauce and ketchup all day but never snotfruit. :-X
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Tomatoes are amazing, that smell mmmm
I ate a tomatoe while making a rye bread sandwich today
Scandinavian food :holeup
Just to add controversy I don't like eggs at all and can't stand fish. Shellfish is cool with me, though.
Waddya mean scandi food?
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I'm guessing food was hard to come by in Scandinavian countries hundreds of years ago since so much of their food needs to be heavily salted, fermented, or easy to transport without refrigeration.
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Natto
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Nutria
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Scandinavian food :holeup
Just to add controversy I don't like eggs at all and can't stand fish. Shellfish is cool with me, though.
As someone from Scandinavia I agree with this.
All the lettuce posts are seriously triggering me though.
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This thread is making me view Taco Bell's status here differently. :goty2
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I used to hate fresh tomatoes, but then I learned bruschetta was a thing
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Goat cheese
:bolo
(http://thecyprusgarden.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/grilled_halloumi.jpg)
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Squash can go fuck itself, too
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Squash can go fuck itself, too
Squash is a decoration, not food. :yuck
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Coney Dogs.
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I used to hate fresh tomatoes, but then I learned bruschetta was a thing
...is this not Olive Garden tier? I can't think of a time when I didn't know about this.
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OT: Hákarl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl), which is fermented shark Icelanders pretend is a national dish to goad tourists in to eating it.
Yeah, I love Japanese food, but shiokara (salt-fermented whole-body squid) is puke-inducing.
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Natto
:bolo
WRONG.
Natto is a learned thing, but it /is/ good.
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Natto
:bolo
WRONG.
Natto is a learned thing, but it /is/ good.
Nope. Nope.
Nope.
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Yeah, I love Japanese food, but shiokara (salt-fermented whole-body squid) is puke-inducing.
One method of enjoying it is to consume the serving at one gulp and to follow it with a shot of straight whisky. Some bars in Japan specialize in shiokara.
I suppose another method of "enjoying" it is to have it squeezed directly into your stomach through a feeding tube.
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love good tomatoes but,
out of season tomatoes :trash
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Mayo :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck
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mayo :mouf
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I don't mind mayonnaise, mostly because growing up I had Miracle Whip which tastes like a fermented asshole. Mayonnaise was a luxury.
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Pho is over-rated. It's just noodle soup. Whoopeee. Don't know why people freak the hell out about it.
Lettuce is worthless.
But the worst cuisine? English food.
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Speaking of eggs, I submit Balut. Fertilized duck eggs/fetuses. :holeup
friend of mine ate this and filmed it
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Speaking of eggs, I submit Balut. Fertilized duck eggs/fetuses. :holeup
friend of mine ate this and filmed it
my father in law works with a dude from the philippines who brought that in to work and ate it in front of everyone just to fuck with them. these are dock-workin blue collar type dudes. two of them gagged and ralphed :lol
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I can't shit on Balut, I was part of this girl's debut and one of her cousins dared me to eat one in return for a dance with her.
Ended up fucking that girl a year later.
It was juicier than expected. Also slight crunch that was weird.
:yeshrug
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It was juicier than expected. Also slight crunch that was weird.
:yeshrug
but how was the Balut?
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Okra.
So slimy.
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Farina/cream of wheat.
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Lima beans are the devil's herpe polyps.
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lima beans? breh throw them in a skillet with some garlic, olive oil, onions...
:lawd
put them on the side of a chicken breast and whewww
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Squash cake is one of the best kind of cakes.
It was juicier than expected. Also slight crunch that was weird.
:yeshrug
but how was the Balut?
All my room mates here have tried it now and always try to peer pressure me into eating that shit, when we are out drinking.
The worst would be if I really liked it.
Imagine eating balut every day. :beli
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lima beans? breh throw them in a skillet with some garlic, olive oil, onions...
:lawd
put them on the side of a chicken breast and whewww
Sorry breh. It was my dad's favorite thing so I had to eat them about twice a week. I would gag at the table trying to eat them as a kid, hide them under a napkin, or just take the grounding over not eating them.
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Anyway, any of that cheap over processed shit is the worst. Or those super low-end "steaks" you'll find in for $5 in the supermarket that turn out to be half gristle. I made that mistake once; never again.
Yep. At Aldi they have a 2 pack of bacon wrapped filet for a couple bucks. That shit isn't filet. :holeup :comeon
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tomato. gross guts and seeds in a pulpy center, and a creepy skin. a texture NIGHTMARE
sounds like something you'd want to side-hug
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love good tomatoes but,
out of season tomatoes :trash
True. Thankfully they are getting better again.
San Marzano and coeur du boeuf tomatoes, food of the gods :rejoice
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squash is great
spaghetti squash pasta is easy af and good
(http://steamykitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/baked-spaghetti-squash-garlic-butter-4575.jpg?eaa646)
squash lasagna
(http://c0421832.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/album/1889/520.jpg)
or just some stuffed squash
(http://i.imgur.com/RDjbZUk.jpg?1)
and yeah Fifstar san marzano are essential outchea to pizza