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Title: yogurt is one of man's greatest inventions ffs
Post by: Eschaton on May 04, 2015, 01:08:22 AM: (http://www.laaloosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mediterranean-ground-turkey-kebabs-500x335.jpg)
(http://www.farmhouseapiary.com/uploads/1/7/1/7/1717833/409907.jpg)

:mouf
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 04, 2015, 01:13:05 AM: false.

poems are made by fools like me, but only God can make a yogurt.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 04, 2015, 01:13:07 AM: I only selected one answer because there was no " I'd lick it off mupepe's chest y/h" option.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 04, 2015, 01:18:24 AM: Had Indian street food tonight, got a side of some sour yogurt stuff to dip my spicy potato slider thing in. Shit was good.

:mouf
Title: Re: yogurt is one of man's greatest inventions ffs
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 04, 2015, 01:19:25 AM: I wish there was a place around here that had good yogurt, instead I'll have to settle for going to Wal-Mart and getting a four-pack of Oikos Greek yogurt with fruit on the bottom for $3.82.
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 04, 2015, 01:19:51 AM: Greek Yogurt is pretty :holeup I can't even use that in Mango Lassi because it just has a different texture from "normal" Yogurt that I'm used to. :lol

Also I'm a plain Jane "no fruit in my yogurt" person. Plus so artificial flavors or bust if it's going to be fruit-y instead of vanilla.
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Post by: Tasty on May 04, 2015, 01:21:59 AM: Greek Yogurt :aah
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Post by: Nibel on May 04, 2015, 02:27:14 AM: Greek yogurt is fire, what are you guys talking

But yeah, I love how I can use yogurt for all kind of things and it's amazing. You can almost eat it with pretty much everything, be it meat or something sweet
Title: Re: yogurt is one of man's greatest inventions ffs
Post by: brawndolicious on May 04, 2015, 04:08:34 AM: Quote from: Dufus on May 04, 2015, 03:26:18 AM
It's bacteria's greatest invention bruh. Mankind literally didn't do shit.

Nah cheese still takes the cake for moi. It's all good tho.
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Post by: toku on May 04, 2015, 04:37:18 AM: I don't care for yogurt.
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Post by: suppadoopa on May 04, 2015, 04:59:01 AM: Probably shameful, but I prefer the mainstream yogurt that you would get from jewel, meijer, etc

I visited a middle eastern grocery store the other day and bought some "pure" yogurt and it was so salty that I threw up in the parking lot :gloomy
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Post by: sarslip on May 04, 2015, 07:41:56 AM: Lactobacillus :rejoice
Title: Re: yogurt is one of man's greatest inventions ffs
Post by: lennedsay on May 04, 2015, 07:56:42 AM: It's one of those foods that literally make me gag for no reason, no matter how much I try to like it.

The kid loves it, and I'm glad, but if I open it for her and one drop touches my skin I'm done. :yuck
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 04, 2015, 08:37:56 AM: I like Oikos.
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Post by: Courage on May 04, 2015, 08:50:27 AM: Tzatziki :jawalrus

(http://thegreenforks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tzaziki.jpg)
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 04, 2015, 09:32:30 AM: Tzatziki is a GOAT sauce.

I really like the lil chobani's Greek yogurt with the fixins in the tray that you flip in.

White child option: Frozen gogurt
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Post by: nudemacusers on May 04, 2015, 09:37:07 AM: yogurt is great

love it so much my wife and I went to the trouble of making it from scratch a couple years ago

then we had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much yogurt. :-\
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Post by: Positive Touch on May 04, 2015, 09:59:11 AM: Quote from: Esch on May 04, 2015, 01:18:31 AM
'greek yogurt is the best! i love the Fayge brand'

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hold up dammit the fage brand IS good and the Yoplait or whatever types kinda suck
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Post by: king of the internet on May 04, 2015, 10:09:58 AM: Yogurt is for helping old people poop
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Post by: sarslip on May 04, 2015, 10:45:51 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/gkOTjlJ.jpg?1) i fuchs wit this
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Post by: Reb on May 04, 2015, 12:08:26 PM: I was coincidentally sucking down one of these while I opened the thread:

(http://www.hoogvliet.com/INTERSHOP/static/WFS/org-webshop-Site/-/org/nl_NL/XL/022590000.jpg)
Makes me feel like a baby-astronaut.

Also had some overnight oats with yogurt (spelled yoghurt in dutch fyi) this morning.

(http://eat-drink-love.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Overnight-Oats-4.jpg)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 04, 2015, 12:21:13 PM: Gogurt is strictly an upgrade over yogurt.
Title: Re: yogurt is one of man's greatest inventions ffs
Post by: nudemacusers on May 04, 2015, 12:50:23 PM: Quote from: sarslip on May 04, 2015, 10:45:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gkOTjlJ.jpg?1) i fuchs wit this
how does salty assy drink taste :hitler
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Post by: sarslip on May 04, 2015, 01:28:43 PM: surprisingly good :shaq
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Post by: Mr. Nobody on May 04, 2015, 02:44:20 PM: Quote from: Reb on May 04, 2015, 12:08:26 PM
Also had some overnight oats with yogurt (spelled yoghurt in dutch fyi) this morning.

(http://eat-drink-love.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Overnight-Oats-4.jpg)

:mouf
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Post by: studyguy on May 04, 2015, 03:54:25 PM: That tart Greek shit is the GOAT.
Throw some fruit in the mix and
:mouf

I've never really had it in any method other than dessert-ish style.
I'd be interested in trying it, but not many Greek places around me.
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Post by: lennedsay on May 05, 2015, 12:16:03 AM: Quote from: Esch on May 04, 2015, 10:04:09 AM
Ya I know I just don't care. I like Stonyfield the best out of all the super market stuff tho :yeshrug

Stonyfield makes go-gurt style packages we get for the kiddo. She loves the hell out of them.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 05, 2015, 12:36:06 AM: greek yogurt tastes like the after-lube of greek sex. Regular yogart though is great.
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Post by: Sausage on May 05, 2015, 12:43:07 AM: And they said white culture doesn't exist.