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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:32:55 PM

Title: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:32:55 PM
That is all.
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:36:41 PM
For those of you stupid enough to be curious I spent the last few weeks banging a 22 year old (getting my son ready for college), getting drunk 24/7 (sold my company), and then stupidly took another position at a competitor.

Thug life my nuggets

Oh and I bought a (used ass) bad ass lotus because you know....mid life crisis avoidance.
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Positive Touch on May 05, 2015, 08:38:06 PM
but we didn't ask
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:38:54 PM
but we didn't ask

Was posting to my ego if you don't mind.
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2015, 08:40:40 PM
Wow sold the company huh. Grats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07G23zMGa4g

good to see the OG is still kicking
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Rufus on May 05, 2015, 08:40:56 PM
Congrats. I think...?
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: thisismyusername on May 05, 2015, 08:42:30 PM
For those of you stupid enough to be curious I spent the last few weeks banging a 22 year old (getting my son ready for college),

You screwed your son? :hitler
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:43:25 PM
For those of you stupid enough to be curious I spent the last few weeks banging a 22 year old (getting my son ready for college),

You screwed your son? :hitler

Nah your mom did for a swizzle stick and some deodorant
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:45:40 PM
Guess who's drunk as fuck

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EvlQOjK0MPk
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Kara on May 05, 2015, 08:52:55 PM
My gardening equipment is very loyal.
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:54:38 PM
My gardening equipment is very loyal.

Listen to my song you educated grey poupon on a bro, you. With your bicycles and your cravats.

(I'm black man snickering as I type that)
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:58:14 PM
but we didn't ask

This is like Jordan coming back to that broke down ass Pippin team just in time to swoop three more titles.

Respect game some.

(Insert Lorenzo Lamas .gif)
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 05, 2015, 08:58:46 PM
Sorry, we traded you for Creepy Stalker while you were gone. You have to post on DissidiaForums now.
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:59:54 PM
well, i hope you're doing alright (http://i.imgur.com/rDHg32X.png)

Taking a job so quick pissed off the lady but yeah..I'm like maybe 15 out from retiring to the Caribbean with my queen....and still being to afford paying for my wife's shit too ;-)
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 09:00:52 PM
Sorry, we traded you for Creepy Stalker while you were gone. You have to post on DissidiaForums now.

It's never too early for me to finger pop your asshole, you know.
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: thisismyusername on May 05, 2015, 09:11:56 PM
Sorry, we traded you for Creepy Stalker while you were gone. You have to post on DissidiaForums now.

It's never too early for me to finger pop your asshole, you know.

But he's more than likely already had that done by Demi? ???
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2015, 09:15:47 PM
So no more Mrs. AiA, huh?
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Supermanisdead on May 05, 2015, 09:31:52 PM
this makes less sense than Creepy Stalker
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Positive Touch on May 05, 2015, 09:33:50 PM
can you guys plz reading comprehension
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 05, 2015, 09:34:51 PM
If you think this makes less sense than Creepy Stalker, you got problems.


Glad to see you haven't fully abandoned us, AiA. Grats on the golden parachute. I stood up peeing the other day, and I felt so in control and powerful, is that how you always feel?
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2015, 09:37:08 PM
Wait until the novelty of fucking the 22 year old has worn off and you actually have to try talking to her

:neogaf
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Kara on May 05, 2015, 09:38:14 PM
My gardening equipment is very loyal.

Listen to my song you educated grey poupon on a bro, you. With your bicycles and your cravats.

(I'm black man snickering as I type that)

:dead welcome back
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2015, 09:39:04 PM
Wait until the novelty of fucking the 22 year old has worn off and you actually have to try talking to her

:neogaf

Reading comprehension :goty
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 05, 2015, 09:39:59 PM
Wait until the novelty of fucking the 22 year old has worn off and you actually have to try talking to her

:neogaf

Read harder. He meant he like extremely physically training his son or something of the sorts, not sexually destroying a poor girl in her twenties
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2015, 09:47:11 PM
WELP NEVERMIND

Although this further confused matters for me:

well, i hope you're doing alright (http://i.imgur.com/rDHg32X.png)

Taking a job so quick pissed off the lady but yeah..I'm like maybe 15 out from retiring to the Caribbean with my queen....and still being to afford paying for my wife's shit too ;-)
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 09:49:14 PM
Sarcasm breh.

My kid is ready to go compete and I can take care of my family. Things are good. But it took a lot of work :-)

No 22 year olds for me.

Unless you got one.
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2015, 09:53:19 PM
Hell no... dated a 21 year old for about 4 months a few years back, and that's about as long as you should bother with one.
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Narolf on May 05, 2015, 10:02:13 PM
Sorry, we traded you for Creepy Stalker while you were gone. You have to post on DissidiaForums now.
That is like asking him to go to the psychiatric hospital... :o
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: brawndolicious on May 06, 2015, 12:22:36 AM
Which Lotus though? It's a British sports car so I wouldn't take it to work for the first few months unless you like being late.

:jelly
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2015, 12:35:25 AM
They got that Malaysian build quality now. :bolo
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Brehvolution on May 06, 2015, 09:21:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/iu1H5QM.jpg)

That's an awful lot of money to spend on a piece of cardboard, breh. Glad you are OK though.
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Huff on May 06, 2015, 10:22:43 AM
I'm really hungover.
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2015, 02:19:34 PM
The Elise was my favorite car on winding tracks in Forza. Agile as fuck.

The Lotus design philosophy (lower the weight of the car rather than stuff as much power as possible in it) is really cool + why I'm a stan.

Dem Rover K-series engines doe.  :goty2
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2015, 02:28:59 PM
Hoes by definition aren't loyal.
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2015, 02:30:04 PM
Hoes by definition aren't loyal.

Loyalty to the coin is loyalty nonetheless. :smug
Title: Re: You hoes ain't loyal
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 06, 2015, 03:05:25 PM
I've always been more partial to AoA than AiA anyways.