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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 08, 2015, 12:26:04 PM

Title: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 08, 2015, 12:26:04 PM: During interview

Me "So you like basketball. Me too. Who's your favorite player?"

Kid "Russell Westbrook. He's the best of all time I think"

Me "Wow, Better than MJ or Lebron?"

Kid "Definitely better than Lebron. Who's MJ?"

Me "Michael Jordan"

Kid "Is that an old school player like Allen Iverson?"

Me :mindblown
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 08, 2015, 12:28:08 PM: that nicca's resume better have been shredded
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 08, 2015, 12:29:11 PM: Nah we needed a delivery driver. Seems like a good kid.
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: Kara on May 08, 2015, 12:34:28 PM: Freedom at last. :rejoice
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 08, 2015, 12:56:52 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 08, 2015, 12:26:04 PM
Kid "Is that an old school player like Allen Iverson?"

AI didn't retire until 2010. :comeon
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 08, 2015, 01:00:01 PM: Bet that kid was just playin' and you took him serious. He's somewhere giggling and your day is ruined :neogaf
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2015, 01:02:03 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 08, 2015, 12:26:04 PM
During interview

Me "So you like basketball. Me too. Who's your favorite player?"

Kid "Russell Westbrook. He's the best of all time I think"

Me "Wow, Better than MJ or Lebron?"

Kid "Definitely better than Lebron. Who's MJ?"

Me "Michael Jordan"

Kid "Is that an old school player like Allen Iverson?"

Me :mindblown

He throwing shade. You know this. :dead
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 08, 2015, 01:02:34 PM: One of my students works towards earning baseball cards when he demonstrates good behavior. He got a pack of 2015 cards and one of them was a cool Hank Aaron card.

"Is he good?"

Uh. Yeah.
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 08, 2015, 01:07:03 PM: I call bs that he's a "basketball fan" although increasingly as time passes, I suppose its possible that someone might not recognize the MJ name as a player. But to be honest, I always think people like that are dumb. I mean Bill Russell was way before my time but I knew who he was even as a kid.

It's like asking somebody about Hitler and them deflecting and saying well that was before my time so I don't know who that is. In my brain, I'm always like Fuck You.

The weird thing I will say is that Allen Iverson has street cred so he has remained relevant in a way that most players from that generation haven't. Which annoys the fuck out of me.
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: Yeti on May 08, 2015, 05:32:40 PM: Did you ask him if he had heard of Michael Jackson?
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: Steve Contra on May 08, 2015, 05:36:49 PM: Real talk, it was Greg Oden right?
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 08, 2015, 05:55:07 PM: As if the 'westbrook is better than lebron' line wasn't a giveaway that you were getting trolled smh
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 08, 2015, 06:06:11 PM: Quote from: Yeti on May 08, 2015, 05:32:40 PM
Did you ask him if he had heard of Michael Jackson?

:rofl perfection
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 08, 2015, 08:01:25 PM: That's nothing, I once met a kid who thought Kobe was better than Jordan.

:neogaf
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: StealthFan on May 08, 2015, 08:31:48 PM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 08, 2015, 08:01:25 PM
That's nothing, I once met a kid who thought Kobe was better than Jordan.

:neogaf
:sabu
Title: Re: It's finally happened. I met a kid who had never heard of Michael Jordan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 08, 2015, 08:43:40 PM: I see Narlof has taken his trolling of Borians into real life avenues.