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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on May 08, 2015, 12:41:49 PM

Title: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 08, 2015, 12:41:49 PM: I bought my waifu a day at the spa with her bestie for her birthday for this saturday, after that she is going for dinner.

First time she will be away from the baby for a day, and first time Im with the baby for so long.

Gonna work on my dadbod hard and go for a walk with the lil princess and a beer

Sunday friends are coming over to bbq (just bought one) so gonna work some more on #dadbod

What about you?
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: demi on May 08, 2015, 12:49:27 PM: I'll jerk off to some #dadbods this weekend
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Post by: Kara on May 08, 2015, 12:55:03 PM: I don't drink Mourvèdre, sorry.
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 08, 2015, 01:54:26 PM: I'm not sure when #dadbod became a thing, but I hope it goes away so I can go back to being fat, drinking a lot of beer, and eating shitty foods without people giving me grief. I know I'm basically a fat bridge troll, please just let me eat shitty fried foods in peace, you assholes. I don't care what other people look like.
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: nudemacusers on May 08, 2015, 01:58:01 PM: gonna lift, eat meat, and run. prob. do some weighted pullups/chinups too
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: studyguy on May 08, 2015, 02:04:49 PM: Going to go see Avengers tonight around 9. Planning to pregame it hard at the bar across the street so I can stunt my dadbod all over the seat.
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 08, 2015, 02:07:27 PM: i am boycotting this meme
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Post by: lennedsay on May 08, 2015, 02:20:38 PM: Dad bod is the best bod.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on May 08, 2015, 03:06:40 PM: Does #dadbod groupies take into account the general lack of hygiene and grooming that goes with the visual package? One begets the other.

This seems like a conceptual meme only.
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 08, 2015, 03:11:10 PM: Can't have #dadbod without #daddong. :jawalrus
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Post by: Reb on May 08, 2015, 03:27:41 PM: 2 beers into the program right now.
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Post by: tiesto on May 08, 2015, 03:33:36 PM: Hitting the gym for the first time since my wisdom tooth surgery this weekend, will be doing some lifting.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 08, 2015, 03:52:04 PM: Started travelling a lot. That means lots of eating out. Need a lot of exercise this weekend.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 08, 2015, 04:05:03 PM: tha fuq
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 08, 2015, 04:12:50 PM: http://www.msn.com/en-au/health/medical/beer-bellies-are-in-biceps-are-out-introducing-the-dad-bod/ar-BBjewl7 (http://www.msn.com/en-au/health/medical/beer-bellies-are-in-biceps-are-out-introducing-the-dad-bod/ar-BBjewl7)

fuck you dicraprio I did this shit first
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 08, 2015, 04:20:58 PM: Me, I am. Bring on the booze, weed and snacks. (After working all day on the house to get it ready to list)
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: demi on May 08, 2015, 04:54:25 PM: It feels great to be on the winning team still
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 08, 2015, 08:13:35 PM: also when I see a hashtag lately it reminds me of CSS/jQuery selector syntax and elicits an involuntary shudder
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: chronovore on May 09, 2015, 02:21:50 AM: I worked on my dadbod earlier in the week and gave myself a lumbar problem; now I'm drinking beer and focusing on my dadgut.
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: Reb on May 09, 2015, 06:13:23 AM: I'm working towards my squad goals? #squadgoals #iusedtobewithit #nowidontknowwhatitisanymore
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 09, 2015, 08:49:02 AM: Drinking a beer watching X Files Fight The Future

Baby sleeping

#dadlife
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: Huff on May 09, 2015, 12:23:06 PM: Just ran 3 miles.

Now loading the boat with bud heavies and going to launch it with the fam.

Perfect dad body workout
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 09, 2015, 12:45:30 PM: i just call this "having a body"
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: Kara on May 09, 2015, 01:38:14 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 09, 2015, 12:45:30 PM
i just call this "having a body"

Heteronormativity envelopes everything. :fbm
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2015, 02:03:17 PM: Quote from: Esch on May 09, 2015, 01:56:51 PM
http://time.com/3846828/dad-bod-is-a-sexist-atrocity/

:aweshum

I read the lede...that's enough for me, no thanks. I knew the inevitable think pieces were coming :neogaf

personally I think it looks pretty shitty. I lost my form over the winter and will be burning some fat all this month; I'll be back to "typical lean, semi muscled black guy" shape soon enough.
:lawd
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 09, 2015, 04:56:50 PM: have some compassion for the poor think piece writers doing what they gotta do to get by :cry
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: lennedsay on May 09, 2015, 06:54:45 PM: Worked on my mombod today. Bought an unlimited month of yoga for myself. Then went out for brunch and mimosas. I'll hit up yoga next week.
Title: Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 21, 2015, 06:19:00 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQlIPOTbuH8