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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CatsCatsCats on May 08, 2015, 03:31:00 PM

Title: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 08, 2015, 03:31:00 PM: The world needs to know
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Steve Contra on May 08, 2015, 03:33:50 PM: Free for all motherfuckers dip some fucking fries in your chocolate shake throw some on your burger whatever you want it's 2015
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: king of the internet on May 08, 2015, 03:35:10 PM: You start with some fries to kick things off. Then alternate between the sandwich and fries until both are gone, ideally at the same time. There's no better way.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 08, 2015, 03:35:38 PM: fries first, but only because I'm sneaking them out of the bag on the ride home.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Mr. Nobody on May 08, 2015, 03:35:38 PM: Burger first with drink

Possible dessert

then fries

:yeshrug

If we're talking strictly fast food that is
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Tasty on May 08, 2015, 03:37:14 PM: Hot fries are tastier and easier to eat than the burger.

If I don't finish the burger because I ate the fries first I feel skinnier.

Burgers stay warmer longer and don't taste as bad as lukewarm fries do.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 08, 2015, 03:37:34 PM: Really needs to be more points on the spectrum. I voted fries first because that's how I do, but I almost never finish all the fries before the burger. Depending on the portion I start with them and probably eat 1/2 to 2/3 of them, after that it's a free-for-all.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Reb on May 08, 2015, 03:38:45 PM: food is food
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: king of the internet on May 08, 2015, 03:40:30 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 08, 2015, 03:35:38 PM
fries first, but only because I'm sneaking them out of the bag on the ride home.

Getting to hold the bag and skimming off the top of everyone elses fries :aah
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Mr. Nobody on May 08, 2015, 03:46:41 PM: Quote from: king of the internet on May 08, 2015, 03:40:30 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 08, 2015, 03:35:38 PM
fries first, but only because I'm sneaking them out of the bag on the ride home.

Getting to hold the bag and skimming off the top of everyone elses fries :aah

(http://i4.minus.com/i6q9tfaXtLahG.png)

"Maybe I shouldn't have gotten the small fry :goty"

"I tried to tell you :hitler"
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 08, 2015, 03:46:44 PM: Bag fries :drool

I usually eat a fry or two when the dish is first served, gotta taste that hot grease, but then it's all burger until it's gone -- fries are ultimately filler. I'm here for beef.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Tasty on May 08, 2015, 03:46:52 PM: Quote from: Mamacint on May 08, 2015, 03:37:34 PM
Really needs to be more points on the spectrum. I voted fries first because that's how I do, but I almost never finish all the fries before the burger. Depending on the portion I start with them and probably eat 1/2 to 2/3 of them, after that it's a free-for-all.

I keep eating until the fries stop being really hot.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Tasty on May 08, 2015, 03:48:05 PM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 08, 2015, 03:38:46 PM
Ain't gonna lie, day old McDonald's fries is a guilty pleasure. Take it out of the fridge, microwave that sumbitch then go to town.

(http://i.imgur.com/u3mLEdN.gif)
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Tasty on May 08, 2015, 03:48:39 PM: Quote from: Esch on May 08, 2015, 03:38:31 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 08, 2015, 03:37:14 PM

If I don't finish the burger because I ate the fries first I feel skinnier.

you're supposed to feel like a fatso because you scarfed down all the carbs first (http://i.imgur.com/2sbd10Q.png)

'Cept I'm not a fatso at all, you fatso :umad
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 08, 2015, 03:48:52 PM: Let's just assume that free for all includes variants where the distribution is more or less even, and the other categories include eating the majority of one item and not just all of it.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Kara on May 08, 2015, 04:00:23 PM: Quote from: Mamacint on May 08, 2015, 03:37:34 PM
Really needs to be more points on the spectrum. I voted fries first because that's how I do, but I almost never finish all the fries before the burger. Depending on the portion I start with them and probably eat 1/2 to 2/3 of them, after that it's a free-for-all.

At the Bore the posters supply the spectrum. :wag
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 08, 2015, 04:00:42 PM: Scarf the fries like its the end of the world

I then dip the burger in the ketup and mustard thats left over
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Brehvolution on May 08, 2015, 04:04:49 PM: After a couple thousand burgers, you get a little sick of them. :larry
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 08, 2015, 04:52:47 PM: Step 1 - Take a bite of the burger and begin chewing
Step 2 - Grab a fistful of fries and dip them in your condiment of choice
Step 3 - Swallow the burger bite
Step 4 - Cram the fries in your mouth and begin chewing
Step 5 - Swallow the fries
Step 6 - See Step 1
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Fifstar on May 08, 2015, 04:55:18 PM: Burger. Pretty much stopped ordering Fries with burgers. I usually go for a second small burger instead.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 09, 2015, 05:16:41 PM: this thread carries a bunch of implicit assumptions i find disturbing. i'll elaborate later, unless i forget about it.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Nibel on May 09, 2015, 05:43:16 PM: I begin with the fries, but only eat them midway, then switch to the burger and eat the burger together with the fries. Dunno why, but I never started with the burger and then switched to the fries.

Man I'm craving for a dripping brown bag full of fast food goods right now :lawd
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: thisismyusername on May 09, 2015, 05:55:03 PM: Fuck fries.

Onion Rings. :lawd Burger and Onion Rings. :lawd :lawd
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Barry Egan on May 09, 2015, 09:52:58 PM: are you sure this isn't the asperger and fries debate?
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Yeti on May 09, 2015, 11:51:42 PM: I always eat the main course first then move to the sides. Burgers and fries is no different.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Mr. Nobody on May 10, 2015, 12:41:35 AM: Quote from: thisismyusername on May 09, 2015, 05:55:03 PM
Fuck fries.

Onion Rings. :lawd Burger and Onion Rings. :lawd :lawd

:mouf

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Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: VomKriege on May 10, 2015, 02:44:23 AM: Complete annihilation of the fries first, always. With kebabs too. Strangely though with a "normal" dish I will alternate.

Belgian mitraillettes :lawd
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: HiResDes on May 10, 2015, 10:21:36 PM: Good Onion Rings > Good Fries
Bad Fries > Bad Onion Rings
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: nudemacusers on May 10, 2015, 10:25:27 PM: Quote from: HiResDes on May 10, 2015, 10:21:36 PM
Good Onion Rings > Good Fries
Bad Fries > Bad Onion Rings
this is on point
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 10, 2015, 11:37:12 PM: when i was a kid i was intrigued by the concept of onion rings. every time i had them i didn't much enjoy the experience but it took me a while to pick up on this pattern.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 11, 2015, 12:05:13 AM: Quote from: HiResDes on May 10, 2015, 10:21:36 PM
Good Onion Rings > Good Fries
Bad Fries > Bad Onion Rings

The chance of good onion rings = 20%
The chance of good fries = 60%
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 11, 2015, 12:31:38 AM: I eat a good 80% of my burger, then switch to fries. Once they're done I finish my burger because I want the best part of the meal to be the last thing I taste.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: nudemacusers on May 11, 2015, 12:49:14 AM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 11, 2015, 12:05:13 AM
Quote from: HiResDes on May 10, 2015, 10:21:36 PM
Good Onion Rings > Good Fries
Bad Fries > Bad Onion Rings

The chance of good onion rings = 20%
The chance of good fries = 60%
i've found the best onion rings are found at questionable dives rocking pepsi-logo'd vinyl banners and white siding, sporting names like dan's burger or billy's drive thru

and campus u totem :lawd gundam knows what's up. wildcat burger :rejoice
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 11, 2015, 01:10:28 AM: The secret must be the questionable health code practices of using the same oil for 2 weeks at a time. (also, always being shit-faced when I goto places like that)

:usacry
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: thisismyusername on May 11, 2015, 01:21:38 AM: Bad Onion Rings > Good Fries.

Can't Explain That.gif and all that. I don't care what you folks say, at the end of the day: Onion Rings + Burger > Fries + Burger for me.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 11, 2015, 01:58:51 AM: Quote from: Steve Contra on May 08, 2015, 03:33:50 PM
Free for all motherfuckers dip some fucking fries in your chocolate shake throw some on your burger whatever you want it's 2015

Head is head.
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2015, 02:13:10 AM: Onion rings :yuck

Hot stiff fries :rejoice

Might be a Freudian thing. :ohhh
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: Kara on May 11, 2015, 04:50:55 AM: I want some onion rings and a burger now. :stahp
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 11, 2015, 10:07:46 AM: Quote from: Esch on May 11, 2015, 01:14:13 AM
Battered onion rings > breaded onion rings

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/96df016d0ff036763be100628153d4ea/tumblr_inline_n6iu6rpec21qbygev.gif)
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: HiResDes on May 11, 2015, 10:23:59 AM: Quote from: Esch on May 11, 2015, 01:14:13 AM
Battered onion rings > breaded onion rings

I agree, but I had a sort of hybrid that was battered but still retained the crispiness of a breaded onion ring, it was so on point man. If you ever find yourself in Cincy, the rings at Moerlein Lager House are the best I've had in the city:

(http://a3.urbancdn.com/w/s/gQ/2xD3QEqZ7ujCb2-640m.jpg)
Title: Re: The great burger and fries debate
Post by: sarslip on May 11, 2015, 10:24:50 AM: (http://a3.urbancdn.com/w/s/gQ/2xD3QEqZ7ujCb2-640m.jpg)

:mouf