THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on May 11, 2015, 08:27:33 PM
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VOTE UNGENTLE BEASTS OF THE GLADE
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Ichi option please
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ooh, good call
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can someone move this to the diversity lounge? MODS HELP
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i am very senile!
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Neofeg and cohort(s) who absconded before him. Frustrated vuvuzelas in human form.
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Who was that dude who would put Y in words, like spell wild wyld? Big Sony fanboy.
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I don't know anyone up there other than Creepy Stalker.
That dude wasn't a heel, just a man lighting himself of fire.
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abrader!
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there was some idiot named chow chow who used to shit up the gaming side. also didn't Third suck too?
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Magus left over some gamergate bullshit correct? i liked reading his posts in the what are you playing thread
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Three votes isn't enough to properly convey my disdain.
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I voted for the obvious (Willco) and also FoC AND the libertarian option. It's really hard to explain to people who weren't here in 2008 when FoC shat up the forum with Ron Paul shit in every. single. thread. how fucking insane it was. But, well, it was fucking insane. Go read the FoC Ron Paul shitheap thread in the Hall of Shame if you don't believe me, or maybe if you just want to experience the death of sanity.
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wait I always forget...is the black stallion the Nigerian?
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Someone fill me in on Synbios?
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The black stallion is The Nigerian yes.
Synbios was a guy who if I remember correctly, just spent way too much time on the internet and there was some weird stuff he said or did at the time. He did have a birth defect that made his hands look like flippers (I forget the name of the condition) which I think was part of the reason he spent a lot of time on forums but I don't think he was at all like Creepy Stalker in terms of just totally living inside of a virtual fantasyland.
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Remember when Shake came back and was spraying diarrhea all over the place, but then he got scared and ran away because Boogie got drunk and sent him a PM saying that the Icons were going to come after him? Good times. :lol
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Voted for the libertarians option since it lets me vote for myself. :smug
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Synbios was a guy who if I remember correctly, just spent way too much time on the internet and there was some weird stuff he said or did at the time. He did have a birth defect that made his hands look like flippers (I forget the name of the condition) which I think was part of the reason he spent a lot of time on forums but I don't think he was at all like Creepy Stalker in terms of just totally living inside of a virtual fantasyland.
Ectrodactyly. Ah, so he isn't as batshit crazy as Creepy Stalker. Got it.
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Libertarians: It's just what they do.
Pre-cockfiend Andrex: Incredible idiot savant ninthing
The Gold Fucking Medal goes to :
The Black Stallion. This guy just gets it. He's been a moron on 4 different forums; NeoGAF, The Bore, Opa Ages, and now The Coli. I wish him nothing but success in life.
Lol when was I ever a savant
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Voted for the libertarians option since it lets me vote for myself. :smug
I get the Polack option high five great success.
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Lol when was I ever a savant
:comeon Your job, babe.
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the libertarians are currently second in the polls
huh, well this is an odd feeling
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Lol when was I ever a savant
from birth till death
(http://i.imgur.com/71qysx1.png)
youkeepusingthatword.jpg
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Shake was a great poster.
(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Stephen-Colbert-Takes-Off-Glasses-and-Shakes-Head.gif)
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libertopians are just as unpopular as wilco.
Let that sink in libertopians. Let that sink in.
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Nintendosbooger
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Has TheBlackStallion's Molly Water thing completely fallen apart at this point? The last thing I remember is some other company ripping off his idea and beating him to market.
All of my choices didn't make the poll -
Costanza. One of the most loathsome and slug-like personalities I had ever come across on the internet, and the entire WYL saga included some masterclass antagonism.
Green Shinobi circa 2009. For a solid month it seemed as though every thread might be infected by his war with Willco and Ichirou. He was such a toxic presence that (IIRC), Willco ended up banning him for a week with the hope that he would cool off, which really tells you something at a forum as lax as this. He has gotten alot better though (unfortunately :'().
Methodis. I wish I was as committed to anything in my life as much as Methodis is committed to shit posting.
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any and all libertarians 12 (20%)
LIBERTARIAN MOMENT
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Why isn't Triumph there?
Dude can fly off the handle and then stop posting for days
He's not a bad guy per se, just a bit hot headed.
As bad as I was though, Costanza was a fucking heel and a half. At least I didn't ask for Xbox 360 codes and then turn around and sell them. Costanza was almost Amir0x-tier.
Costanza is just lame.
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Yeah, costanza and snesfreak deserve to be on the list. costanza really genuinely believed that he was a beloved internet personality because he was once successful at trolling Dan Harmon.
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(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rQtysS7fB4k/hqdefault.jpg)
if u got hate in yer heart let it out
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Methodis' body work >> everyone else.
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Where's that jizzing penis smiley when you need it?
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Considering picking the mupepe option, based on him stealing a saturn and driving ichirou insane. It's basically a twofer.
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Yixian should have been on this list.
He had one of the best posts ever on here.
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methodis was a massive oversight. reset!
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Typical entrenched elite powers rewriting the rules to prevent victory by third parties.
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costanza and yixian weren't interesting unless you were all-up in gaf fuckery. they made no interesting ripples. nintendosbooger tried too hard; same with raperman. all b-list talent.
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Is the business considered a heel?
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costanza... lordy lord.
Anyone that honestly stans badassdigest is not worth the :trash they were born in.
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what about makaveli and his reign of terror across three forums (Bore, GAF, Mupepe.com).
:heh
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forgot about him, too. :-(
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My votes:
2006-2012 Era Methodis:
A shit poster of high potency, Methodis managed to simultaneously troll the OT and gaming forum with ease. People forget all the threads that were closed just because he started shitposting in it. I'm pretty sure he was lepered longer than anyone else.
2006-2007 Era Shake:
Obviously I could pick many years for him, but none stand out more than 2006-2007. Has any film tore the Bore apart like The Departed, brehs? The endless trolling and fights over that shit was hilarious. This was peak Shat Pack era brehs, as Shake led us against the icons. Seeing veteran trolls get so rustled by Shake (and Ichi) was pretty crazy.
Ichi
Imagine Walrus' blood pressure while watching LeBron James bang his girlfriend. Now magnify that by a factor of 3. That was Ichi every fucking day. I never understood how someone so lame looking could spew that much bile online. He wanted to pretend like he was just a regular guy while simultaneously shitposting. I remember people being stunned when it was revealed he was President Soetoro on OA but really....was it that surprising? Nope.
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I never really had any beef with anyone in particular, so I just voted for whoever entertained me the most:
Abrader (forgot his name, but that "wyld" and "wyckyd" shit made me laugh every time, ryght?)
St. Corny (y'all need to get up off his kielbasa)
and the GOAT, Methodis (seriously, he hooks at least a couple of you suckers every. single. time. he posts)
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one of the polacks :lol
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HONORARY VOTE: Roxy
The Emmanuel Goldstein of The Bore. Does she exist? Is she fake? I still don't know. I just know her alleged existence led to some of the weirdest shit I've ever witnessed on an internet forum. Everyone has a theory...I'll go with G being some type of Norman Bates/Atramental type, wearing wigs to create his very own abusive female figure to torment him, and us.
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I'll cop to not knowing what the history is with G. I guess I somehow missed all that. Man's never been anything but nice to me :lol
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My votes:
2006-2012 Era Methodis:
A shit poster of high potency, Methodis managed to simultaneously troll the OT and gaming forum with ease. People forget all the threads that were closed just because he started shitposting in it. I'm pretty sure he was lepered longer than anyone else.
2006-2007 Era Shake:
Obviously I could pick many years for him, but none stand out more than 2006-2007. Has any film tore the Bore apart like The Departed, brehs? The endless trolling and fights over that shit was hilarious. This was peak Shat Pack era brehs, as Shake led us against the icons. Seeing veteran trolls get so rustled by Shake (and Ichi) was pretty crazy.
Ichi
Imagine Walrus' blood pressure while watching LeBron James bang his girlfriend. Now magnify that by a factor of 3. That was Ichi every fucking day. I never understood how someone so lame looking could spew that much bile online. He wanted to pretend like he was just a regular guy while simultaneously shitposting. I remember people being stunned when it was revealed he was President Soetoro on OA but really....was it that surprising? Nope.
HONORARY VOTE: Roxy
The Emmanuel Goldstein of The Bore. Does she exist? Is she fake? I still don't know. I just know her alleged existence led to some of the weirdest shit I've ever witnessed on an internet forum. Everyone has a theory...I'll go with G being some type of Norman Bates/Atramental type, wearing wigs to create his very own abusive female figure to torment him, and us.
this kind of forum lore retrospective is why i clicked on the thread :rejoice
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Triumph not added cause forum politics
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Unsure if I am happy or sad that I didn't make this distinguished rank of ample fuckwits.
:yeshrug
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Squiddy. ???
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triumph's just cranky as fuck. not much of a troll or heel.
early-era g (2006-2008) was a WEB OF DECEIT that led to the GOAT tvc15 panty solicitation masterwork. this little backwater turdpile has hosted some great, great drama.
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pd's moved into s-rank trolldom, but he's also a good contributor in the middle- and late-eras. another year of in-jokes/gay flirtation and andrex would be off the list, too. a proper heel is a both a top-flight troll yet catches as much butthurt as he/she gives.
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Squiddy. ???
too pathetic. he inspired pity, not classic forum pile-ons and detective work.
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As a relatively new member I must have missed some good shit.
edit: Fuck, I've been here for two years already.
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FoC was the GOAT forum heel. I'd give it to Ichi but Ichi was actually worrisome, FoC was basically the last gasps of a confused white majority boiled down to a string of forum posts. It was glorious
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I'd love to hear FoC's worldview now.
He's probably on welfare. :hitler
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It's more likely he's Mupepe's boss, given how Texas works.
Also methodis? Come one people, methodism was a pretty low grade troll. Anyone who gets upset that their character isn't being taken seriously doesn't deserve the crow, like Raperman.
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As a relatively new member I must have missed some good shit.
edit: Fuck, I've been here for two years already.
A lot of the "good shit" was around the starting years, really. I argue it being good shit, but its much better to discuss than some of this librul obama america crap we have now. Tame as fuk.
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As a relatively new member I must have missed some good shit.
edit: Fuck, I've been here for two years already.
A lot of the "good shit" was around the starting years, really. I argue it being good shit, but its much better to discuss than some of this librul obama america crap we have now. Tame as fuk.
Well to be fair this forum is full of broke ass liberal cocksnorters, what did you expect would happen?
:hitler
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I haven't been here long enough to see anything other than a single confused man post about nothing.
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Methodis sold me a fucking WII U through this forum so he has to take the #1 spot.
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Methodis sold me a fucking WII U through this forum so he has to take the #1 spot.
I mean you know what it was going in homie...
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FoC came back a couple years ago. He said he quit film school and became an accountant.
he was still a libertard though iirc
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St Corny....dunno brehs. Sometimes we'd be having the most civil, interesting conversations about rap and then out of nowhere he'd snap on someone. :lol
Him and Ichi's butthurt levels are off the charts. And of course Corny took arguably the biggest L in GAF/OA/Bore history from Whiteacid with the plane ticket fuckery.
:heh
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Him and Ichi's butthurt levels are off the charts. And of course Corny took arguably the biggest L in GAF/OA/Bore history from Whiteacid with the plane ticket fuckery.
:heh
To recap for those of you just tuning in:
(http://i.imgur.com/hWPmLea.jpg)
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Nah, the fact that Methodis can still reel them in years after everyone's caught on to his schtick puts him in the upper echelon. Points for longevity and character commitment, it may be low-grade but it still works.
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To be fair, it was mainly Snorenado who he was reeling in the final years and he's known to get salty too easily.
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Also political trolls are boring.
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To be fair, it was mainly Snorenado who he was reeling in the final years and he's known to get salty too easily.
I don't know what you're talking about.
:lenowned
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To be fair, it was mainly Snorenado who he was reeling in the final years and he's known to get salty too easily.
Easiest money I've made yet.
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I'm so glad we already forgot about etoilet
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I'm so glad we already forgot about etoilet
Absolutely nothing of value was lost.
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Can you think of a worse overall poster than etoilet? It's like getting a room at a one star hotel, you just know everything is going to be bad about your stay.
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Etiolate had fantastic white trash stories and probably taught 3 people the word etiolate.
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I kind of miss et and how much he craved my validation. Made me feel important.
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A like from you makes my day, Mandark-senpai. :uguu
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yer not gonna make the list, glen.
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Who's the bore's greatest tweener, though? And who are the faces?
Don't mind me, I just wanted to post something in this thread and all I could come up with is more wrestling terminology.
Eric P is the all time babyface.
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Where does the neutral menace Stony Mason fit into this?
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a special fellow's life, brah :goty
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we have a lot of wannabe heels that don't make the cut because they still want to be respected, and they get countertrolled with a fierceness. say what you will about methodis and magus, they didn't give a shit about our collective respect. you don't get it both ways, tweelords!
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uh magus totally did tho. he even threw a shitfit and left for awhile bc he kept getting made fun of
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also, real talk: we have had and still have some master-class god-tier sjw and ex-trolls with ragingly barbed priapisms looking to cull the lesser gaf and oa chaff
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uh magus totally did tho. he even threw a shitfit and left for awhile bc he kept getting made fun of
musta missed that. dude still kept at his tryhard, deaf-ass appeals, though. his legendary tone deafness is an almost adequate replacement for a worthy troll agenda
:yeshrug
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also, real talk: we have had and still have some master-class god-tier sjw and ex-trolls with ragingly barbed priapisms looking to cull the lesser gaf and oa chaff
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrspq51K381qa3oupo1_400.gif)
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I voted flipper-arms since he was the only one who I had any sort of interaction with - he actually contacted me on AIM (when I still used it) and asked me to rate the races and stuff and then started asking me all weird-ass stalkerish questions till I finally blocked him. Was funny when I played Shining Force 3 a year or two back and saw the lead character's name.
Shake was just a tad before my time, what made him such a grand-level troll? All I remember about him was the BK Beast pic of him sitting in a BK with a 90's puffy coat and haircut. And that I think he was a fellow islander.
Was abrader really a troll? I just remember him having a funny and offbeat posting style but seemed like a chill dude.
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I'll cop to not knowing what the history is with G. I guess I somehow missed all that. Man's never been anything but nice to me :lol
Ya G is really nice to me too. He shouldn't be on this list.
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I'm amused that Raper Martinmas didn't make the thread, largely by trying too hard.
The Business was a heel, but he was so well-heeled that most of us were willing to tolerate it, hoping for a dumpster ravaging. Dude could definitely NOT take it on the level he was dishing it though.
Methodis wasn't a GOAT heel by any stretch; poor fucker couldn't even keep his act straight. That dude just needed a hug.
eric p is too much of a hipster to be the king of faces
chronovore the (http://i.imgur.com/RwAbXO4.png)
I never understood why you have some sort of dislike towards Eric P, dude's legit cool and never was smug about his hipsterdom, which is why I tend to dislike hipsters in the first place.
But I agree, Chrono is a true Hulk Hogan face wise. I would be the fat dude crying in the crowd at Bash at the Beach if he ever turns heel on us.
:uguu
I promise if I ever turn heel, I'll swap my icon for a simple white-on-black "nWo" logo.
EDIT: forgot a very important "not"
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what'd the business do? i musta missed his troll efforts.
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demi is our vince, and joe is our stephanie.
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i considered putting etoilet on this list but given how his entire internets existence is one giant pseudointellectual cumsplash crying for validation? naaaaaah, son.
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also he DOES know trailer cackery and i gotta respeck that
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what'd the business do? i musta missed his troll efforts.
He was just super blunt.
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I think the only person consistently trolled by The Business was BrandNew.
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What about nintendosbooger? Guess he's more of a mid level bosses...
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Business wasn't a troll, he was just an asshole.
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what'd the business do? i musta missed his troll efforts.
He was just super blunt.
He was blunt, called anyone who couldn’t take it a crybaby... and then was a crybaby when on the receiving end of it.
I still like him though. It’s just a blind spot in his personality.
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Business wasn't a troll, he was just an asshole.
can't wait to leak his posts to the media when he inevitably runs for congress!
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I think the only person consistently trolled by The Business was BrandNew.
If that's trolling, then sure. Dude was the biggest legit cunt I've encountered on the internet so fuck him
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What are you talking about
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Chronovore is kind of a prick sometimes,
:iface
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"kind of a prick" = "doesn't put up with my horsehit" then I guess so
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The Business was fine. Just because he hurt your feelings that one time doesn't mean he's a dick.
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I was never in the threads where Business apparently did his damage, but that dude would catch feelings quick.
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The Business was fine. Just because he hurt your feelings that one time doesn't mean he's a dick.
"That one time"
Everyone here has hurt my feelings once or twice a but I don't care about that. Dude was legit mean spirited towards certain people
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chrono is like the chillest dude here lol.
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Sorry, if you think that's true, it's a reflection on you -- not him.
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(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/the_art_of_trolling.jpg)
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sometimes I sit up at night and wish chrono was my second dad
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or an uncle
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You guys... :heartbeat
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or an uncle
Sushi girl would approve.
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I'm saying this is a forum of heels.
The sooner you take responsibility for your own feelings, the better off you'll be.
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or an uncle
Sushi girl would approve.
nothing wrong with two adult men sushing together
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As long as it's consushiual.
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you can't survive in a forum of old gaf trolls if yer simultaneously hating and respect-begging.
show feels; catch heels
:ufup
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Who from the bore is begging for respect these days? Most of those people have been chased out (Cheebs, Shake, etc.) etoilet really wanted to be known as an intellectual but I'm not sure that counts.
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Abrader was a classic lol.
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you can't survive in a forum of old gaf trolls if yer simultaneously hating and respect-begging.
show feels; catch heels
:ufup
Take the Triumph strategy: turn the hate up to 111, turn the respect begging down to absolute zero.
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As long as it's consushiual.
fucking awful :lol
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As long as it's consushiual.
Lol dad joke
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G: YOU ROBBED ME IN THAT CONTEST, YOU BITCH! I STILL HATE YOU FOR IT I KNOW YOU FAKED IT AND YOU POOPED ON THE ROXYGET
Synbios: I'll march down the street in a pink sheet and pink hood with an embroidered patch with a flipper with a circle around it and a slash through it. Then I'll burn a wooden lobster in that motherfucker's backyard until he gets the message. If he should ever post here again, that is.
FoC: Pretty obvious really.