THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Barry Egan on May 12, 2015, 12:22:43 PM

Title: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: Barry Egan on May 12, 2015, 12:22:43 PM
...And you want to sandwich fried meat between two oily dough-sticks. 

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/05/11/coming-to-an-olive-garden-near-you-breadstick-sandwiches/27120031/

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Can't get enough of the breadsticks at Olive Garden? How about eating them with chicken or meatballs in the middle?

Starting June 1, patrons perusing the restaurant chain's lunchtime menu will be able to select a chicken parmigiana or meatball sandwich made with their well-known breadsticks.

"We're always looking to evolve our menu,'' explains Olive Garden spokeswoman Jessica Dinon. "We're always bringing on new items, and right now we're really taking those dishes our guests know and love and giving them more ways to enjoy it. Obviously people love our breadsticks.''

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Are you ok PD?  Post if you are ok.
Title: Re: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 12, 2015, 12:23:42 PM
:beli like you can't just do that yourself at the table
Title: Re: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: studyguy on May 12, 2015, 12:23:58 PM
:whew
Title: Re: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 12, 2015, 12:41:43 PM
Sometimes it doesn't
Title: Re: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 12, 2015, 12:57:04 PM
Fuck that garbage. OG's breadsticks can suck a fat dick
Title: Re: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2015, 01:00:26 PM
:beli like you can't just do that yourself at the table

you couldn't make a Corvette by yourself at a table, how could you make this  :ufup

only an Olive Garden professional could make this, and I'll definitely be going. If you don't make $2.95 an hour at this premier Italian restaurant you have no business questioning the masters of the craft.

Title: Re: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 12, 2015, 01:01:17 PM
:beli like you can't just do that yourself at the table

you couldn't make a Corvette by yourself at a table, how could you make this  :ufup

only an Olive Garden professional could make this, and I'll definitely be going. If you don't make $2.95 an hour you have no business questioning the masters of this craft.

Know how I know you're gonna be rocking a size 42 waist in 5 years breh?
Title: Re: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: nudemacusers on May 12, 2015, 01:11:30 PM
so when did olive garden give up and get all flabby and sick, turning into a red sauce denny's? i remember it seeming like there was effort a decade ago.
Title: Re: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: bork on May 12, 2015, 01:20:58 PM
so when did olive garden give up and get all flabby and sick, turning into a red sauce denny's? i remember it seeming like there was effort a decade ago.

It's always been like this.  Chain restaurants, breh.
Title: Re: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: studyguy on May 12, 2015, 01:29:02 PM
How long till Red Lobster creates a cheddar biscuit sandwich?
Title: Re: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 12, 2015, 01:30:40 PM
How long till Red Lobster creates a cheddar biscuit sandwich?

Now THAT is something I could get behind.


Red Lobster Cheddar Bay biscuits are my shit.

edit: Already been done

(http://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1357096/size/tl-horizontal_main/dump-your-bagel-for-a-cheddar-bay-biscuit-breakfast-sandwich)
Title: Re: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: Brehvolution on May 12, 2015, 02:05:06 PM
Before you know it, they'll be folding a pancake in half and calling it a taco.
Title: Re: Sometimes Something Good Happens...
Post by: sarslip on May 12, 2015, 02:56:42 PM
:beli like you can't just do that yourself at the table

assume Olive Garden customers have motor skills at a third grade level...