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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on May 15, 2015, 02:08:19 PM

Title: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 15, 2015, 02:08:19 PM
We've had some memorable (and indecipherable, I'm looking at you, Arvie) quotes up in the newsfeed over the history of the forum. Which ones are your favorites? Something Arvie said? Something Olive Garden related? Or that time Bebpo's gf freaked out about ghosts? Vote or die, bishes.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 15, 2015, 02:12:10 PM
They exist because they do is incredible.
But we need some new ones.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Steve Contra on May 15, 2015, 02:14:12 PM
Is "I thought this was some sort of black person Neogaf spinoff" still on the newsfeed?
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 15, 2015, 02:14:48 PM
Is "I thought this was some sort of black person Neogaf spinoff" still on the newsfeed?

If it is, I didn't see it in like 100 refreshes of the page.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 15, 2015, 02:17:40 PM
"christ i hope some scientist manages to resurrect a stegosaur so it fucks you to death"

who said this?  :lol
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 15, 2015, 02:26:02 PM
"christ i hope some scientist manages to resurrect a stegosaur so it fucks you to death"

who said this?  :lol

I said it to andrex when he was  stanning for nintendo in the gaf thread, but i can't find it anymore :fbm

Right here:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35993.msg1609826#msg1609826
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: demi on May 15, 2015, 02:31:08 PM
You missed the golden etoilete quote:

Quote
Because I am suffocated in a white guilt shithole every day, I don't need it online.

Thor

Quote
Rape proof means you are willing and able to stop anybody from raping you.

Cajolejuice

Quote
don't make the mistake of thinking I want to discuss bullshit like this seriously
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 15, 2015, 02:31:54 PM
First rule of etoilet: don't validate him, even in mockery. Ever.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 15, 2015, 02:44:16 PM
But yet when you create special rules for him, aren't you doing just that? (http://i.imgur.com/p4JiAGh.png)
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 15, 2015, 02:47:49 PM
You missed the golden etoilete quote:

Quote
Because I am suffocated in a white guilt shithole every day, I don't need it online.

Best.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 15, 2015, 03:06:12 PM
What about that hilarious Willco quote when he said:

Quote
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: toku on May 15, 2015, 03:14:30 PM
I haven't been here that long but the Olive Garden one seems spot on. Bleak enough to fit general bore humor but with a tinge of hope since its still mostly love.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: demi on May 15, 2015, 03:15:31 PM
Or it could be Phoenix Dark reminding us that the midwest is bleak and soul crushing
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: bork on May 15, 2015, 03:21:54 PM
I forgot what "yaere is th" was.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Huff on May 15, 2015, 03:23:31 PM
Cajoles is the best
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 15, 2015, 03:44:32 PM
I forgot what "yaere is th" was.

Arvie attempting to say "ya there is" but forgetting how letters work.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Tasty on May 15, 2015, 03:50:27 PM
"christ i hope some scientist manages to resurrect a stegosaur so it fucks you to death"

who said this?  :lol

I said it to andrex when he was  stanning for nintendo in the gaf thread, but i can't find it anymore :fbm

That image gave me a secret semi :lawd

Edit- Lol I almost forgot about that incident. It wasn't even about Nintendo, I think it was the lack of transparency for fucking game sales/NPD lol.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Tasty on May 15, 2015, 03:52:48 PM
Quote
don't make the mistake of thinking I want to discuss bullshit like this seriously

This is my GOAT. It's what I always point to when someone is getting handed an L in an argument and they try to play it off.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2015, 03:53:06 PM
I'll go with "Equality comes from voluntary acceptance of each other like in sports" simply because it sounds like a perfectly crafted troll but he was actually dead serious.  :lol

Probably a Boston sports fan.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 15, 2015, 04:11:41 PM
who fucking said that  :lol
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 15, 2015, 04:14:43 PM
Green Shinobi, no?
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: demi on May 15, 2015, 04:17:39 PM
I think that was am nintenho
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Tasty on May 15, 2015, 04:18:14 PM
Probably a Boston sports fan.
Green Shinobi, no?

:ufup
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 15, 2015, 04:18:18 PM
I think that was am nintenho

:rofl
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 15, 2015, 04:28:50 PM
who fucking said that  :lol

It was Damian79 talking about the Civil Rights Act:

Quote from: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=28125.msg1433658#msg1433658
I dont see what is wrong with what he has said.  Equality comes from voluntary acceptance of each other like in sports.  When you force equality it doesnt work that well.  People in America are far more racist than people in Australia or Europe.  He also said he woudl have gotten rid of those laws that say black peopel cannot use government benches or taps.  He just doesnt agree tht people with private property shouldnt be allowed to discriminate.  When people discriminate with private property people who dont like discrimination wiill discriminate againt them and they will lose business.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Tasty on May 15, 2015, 04:42:12 PM
Oh my god :lol
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 15, 2015, 04:54:15 PM
Fuck, I forgot all about Damian. That was a loony toon, for sure.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: T234 on May 15, 2015, 05:08:02 PM
That rape proof quote was Thor? I thought it was Boogie for some reason  :lol

Context: At the time, I worked at a porn store. It had a back room with booths and all. Place was sketch as fuck.

One day I was talking about the job and how fucked up it was on here and said you had to be "Rape-Proof" to work there. Somebody asked me what that meant and that was the resulting quote.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 15, 2015, 06:21:48 PM
I forgot what "yaere is th" was.

Arvie attempting to say "ya there is" but forgetting how letters work.

I remember asking him if he'd had a stroke
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Kara on May 15, 2015, 07:06:38 PM
#NotNewsfeedCrew represent.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Yeti on May 16, 2015, 01:03:39 AM
"We heard you were looking for friends. Well, here we are." still needs to be added
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: OnlyRegret on May 16, 2015, 01:47:15 AM
Take it to PMs one is my favourite.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: benjipwns on May 16, 2015, 01:55:09 AM
I went with Olive Garden because I can't not think of it anytime someone mentions Olive Garden or there's a commercial.
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: king of the internet on May 16, 2015, 02:10:17 PM
#NotNewsfeedCrew represent.

I'll never make the news feed but I made it to Karkland's tag which is even better :lawd
Title: Re: Best newsfeed quote
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 16, 2015, 03:50:04 PM
Quote
don't make the mistake of thinking I want to discuss bullshit like this seriously

The best one by far