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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Kara on May 16, 2015, 10:47:10 PM

Title: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: Kara on May 16, 2015, 10:47:10 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/hE14ZiK.png)

:punch Undershooting the federal poverty line for a household of 2 by $2,180 with the #blessed internet. :punch
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 16, 2015, 11:01:26 PM: That's not a lot of money for stealing babies*.

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*white babies.
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Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: Kara on May 16, 2015, 11:08:19 PM: This economy, Arvie. This economy. :goty2
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: benjipwns on May 16, 2015, 11:14:32 PM: Yeah, but she only works 142 hours the entire year.
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 16, 2015, 11:16:39 PM: Ya makes you miss Bush, when even the distinguished mentally-challenged babies went for 50,00$
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2015, 12:17:39 AM: Yeah, that's monthly duh :-[ :-*
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 17, 2015, 12:20:23 AM: It's probably one of those breastfeeding live cams.
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: king of the internet on May 17, 2015, 12:41:15 AM: Thanks Internet :rejoice
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: Kara on May 17, 2015, 12:49:19 AM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2015, 12:17:39 AM
Yeah, that's monthly duh :-[ :-*

when u assume u make an ass out of u and me :wag
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: Yeti on May 17, 2015, 01:04:23 AM: How do you know it's the woman speaking? Maybe it's the baby.
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: benjipwns on May 17, 2015, 01:13:01 AM: Quote from: Yeti on May 17, 2015, 01:04:23 AM
How do you know it's the woman speaking? Maybe it's the baby.
And he picked himself up a lady with his new fat wallet.
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: chronovore on May 17, 2015, 01:51:04 AM: I just like the idea that the Internet pays her money. That would be a funny check to see cut: "Paid from the account of the Internet. "
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: benjipwns on May 17, 2015, 01:56:11 AM: Quote from: chronovore on May 17, 2015, 01:51:04 AM
I just like the idea that the Internet pays her money. That would be a funny check to see cut: "Paid from the account of the Internet. "
...started a little company called "The Internet."

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And polluted the ocean with high fructose corn syrup!
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Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2015, 03:43:50 PM: shout out to my niccas who did mturk to make Taco Bell money in college.
:obama
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: Kara on May 23, 2015, 09:51:06 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/CfvQarw.gif)
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 23, 2015, 10:00:06 PM: Links broken :(
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: Mupepe on May 25, 2015, 08:09:07 PM: Quote from: Vularai on May 23, 2015, 09:51:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CfvQarw.gif)
She is fucking sexy
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 25, 2015, 08:12:12 PM: is this how new religions get started?
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 25, 2015, 08:12:35 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on May 25, 2015, 08:09:07 PM
Quote from: Vularai on May 23, 2015, 09:51:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CfvQarw.gif)
She is fucking sexy

How do you think she got a $97/hour Internet job? :shaq
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: headwalk on May 25, 2015, 08:14:12 PM: i can respect that. my ideal is to get good enough at my job that i basically never have to do it and still make enough wedge to pay for enough ways to distract myself till i'm dead.
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: Purple Filth on May 25, 2015, 08:20:23 PM: The look on that baby's face seem hilarious to me for some reason :lol
Title: Re: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job
Post by: chronovore on May 28, 2015, 10:46:55 PM: Quote from: Purple Filth on May 25, 2015, 08:20:23 PM
The look on that baby's face seem hilarious to me for some reason :lol
:lol

It was a 2nd read for me, now that you called it out. He’s either intensely pleased, or has just popped out a dookie.