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Title: itt we speculate wildly about moblin
Post by: Kara on May 23, 2015, 04:27:04 PM
moblin is a mob of goblins in EverQuest that has respawned so many times that it has become a gestalt (artificial) intelligence. 
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 23, 2015, 04:33:30 PM
What's Ever Quest?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 23, 2015, 04:38:42 PM
He's probably intimidated by the size of our weltschmerz.
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Post by: Kara on May 23, 2015, 04:59:52 PM
moblin is actually John Titor, unable to input text on these forums from his IBM 5100.
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Post by: El Babua on May 23, 2015, 05:20:50 PM
I think I have him on my Steam friends list.
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Post by: benjipwns on May 23, 2015, 05:22:34 PM
He's Bob Avakian. He googled himself and this site had the second most mentions of him on the internet. Then he stayed around for the #longdickstyle.
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Post by: Tasty on May 23, 2015, 05:29:44 PM
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/0/09/Moblin_Artwork_(The_Wind_Waker).png/revision/latest?cb=20081214203104)

This is a moblin.
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Post by: headwalk on May 23, 2015, 06:55:08 PM
he is the sentient incarnation of our quivering need for reassurance.
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Post by: nudemacusers on May 23, 2015, 06:58:01 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 23, 2015, 05:29:44 PM
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/0/09/Moblin_Artwork_(The_Wind_Waker).png/revision/latest?cb=20081214203104)

This is a moblin.
moblin wishes he was that cool tbh
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Post by: Courage on May 23, 2015, 07:12:54 PM
Moblin's knowledge on Eurovision  :gladbron :bow
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Post by: botty on May 24, 2015, 08:40:01 PM
Moblin is the kind of guy that prefers digging for worms rather than catching fish.

 :-*
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Post by: Satch on May 24, 2015, 08:40:02 PM
he hates gay people
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Post by: fey on May 24, 2015, 08:41:34 PM
he's high key my fave neogaf and bore poster  :heart
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 24, 2015, 08:48:57 PM
The Moblin Defense Force has already infiltrated The Bore.  :leon
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Post by: Huff on May 24, 2015, 08:49:47 PM
#antimoblin
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Post by: thisismyusername on May 24, 2015, 08:57:53 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 24, 2015, 08:48:57 PM
The Moblin Defense Force has already infiltrated The Bore.  :leon

They should all be gas chambered. Am I doing Green Shinobi right?
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Post by: tiesto on May 24, 2015, 08:59:50 PM
He's the one person who actually understands the whole Zelda timeline, but due to crippling social anxiety, can't speak about it.
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Post by: Supermanisdead on May 24, 2015, 09:08:57 PM
moblin only pretends to tolerate black people. sorry 2 break it to u
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Post by: Big Hoops on May 24, 2015, 09:32:37 PM
moblin is the illustrious composer of hit songs such as

Http://youtube.com/watch?v=fLB-EpOuVAw
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Post by: Mr. Nobody on May 25, 2015, 10:47:02 AM
Quote from: Supermanisdead on May 24, 2015, 09:08:57 PM
moblin only pretends to tolerate black people. sorry 2 break it to u

Stop this slander right now  >:(