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Title: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 01, 2015, 03:49:54 PM
my P0 goal in life is basically to summon cthulhu using mathematics and classic modernist literature - but the positive, New Agier version of cthulhu
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: Nibel on June 01, 2015, 03:54:31 PM
Normally I'd laugh at you but damn people laughed over a hundred years ago that one day people will fly, so good luck with your honorable endeavour and please spare Europe, aight
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: Kara on June 01, 2015, 03:58:01 PM
There's a cheap non-Euclidean geometry joke to be made here but I'm not going to make it.
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: brob on June 01, 2015, 04:01:21 PM
I'm with Nibel, but please hasten the absolute destruction of Europe, if you could.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 01, 2015, 04:11:37 PM
I'm going to hack time and go back to the Viking Age so I can fight laser raptors.
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 01, 2015, 04:16:57 PM
Quote from: Esch on June 01, 2015, 04:04:47 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on June 01, 2015, 03:49:54 PM
the positive, New Agier version of cthulhu

............the Elder Gods?

This Cthulhu is based in the future, a bit like the witch in FF8
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: nudemacusers on June 01, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 01, 2015, 05:04:29 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 01, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

You will find out.
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 01, 2015, 05:12:22 PM
ok
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 05:38:02 PM
when you are called to the presence of the old ones, pray you are among the folks abstracted first.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2015, 05:53:03 PM
Stealth fan has a better chance of achieving his life goals.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on June 01, 2015, 06:06:26 PM
This should've been the premise of the new ghostbusters movie. You as the offspring of Egon Spengler.
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 01, 2015, 06:21:57 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 01, 2015, 04:11:37 PM
I'm going to hack time and go back to the Viking Age so I can fight laser raptors.
The trick is not to hack too much time.
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 01, 2015, 08:33:27 PM
If you could at least reliably document SOMETHING super natural whatsoever, that'd be pretty damn good life's work
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 01, 2015, 08:57:28 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 01, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

Thanks to various shit-tier scribblers over the years, Cthulhu has been given wives, kids, siblings, parents, cousins etc. (http://i.imgur.com/HZyCxJ6.png)
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: chronovore on June 01, 2015, 09:04:36 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on June 01, 2015, 03:49:54 PM
my P0 goal in life is basically to summon cthulhu using mathematics and classic modernist literature - but the positive, New Agier version of cthulhu

Enjoy your time until The Laundry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Atrocity_Archives) comes to collect you.
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: benjipwns on June 01, 2015, 09:48:43 PM
And spintooth 2 right?

Can't leave it on a cliffhanger.
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 01, 2015, 09:52:23 PM
I started working on a feature update, but got sucked in to the usual yak shaving (http://projects.csail.mit.edu/gsb/old-archive/gsb-archive/gsb2000-02-11.html) oblivion my projects tend to fall into when there's no external deadline.
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Post by: benjipwns on June 01, 2015, 09:58:31 PM
the limbo zone of projects with no deadline  :lawd
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Post by: Supermanisdead on June 01, 2015, 09:59:59 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 01, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

she not he
https://twitter.com/she_not_he (https://twitter.com/she_not_he)
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 01, 2015, 10:14:09 PM
oh hey, spintooth works in IE now. maybe I'll submit it as an app to the Windows store for giggles.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 01, 2015, 10:24:37 PM
Those mormon missionaries you see running around are called Elders (well, if they're guys)
When they come to the door I always say, "Elders for the Elder Gods!"
They smile and think I'm paying them a compliment. Just you wait for when Cthulu awakens.
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: chronovore on June 02, 2015, 08:12:38 AM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 01, 2015, 10:24:37 PM
Those mormon missionaries you see running around are called Elders (well, if they're guys)
When they come to the door I always say, "Elders for the Elder Gods!"
They smile and think I'm paying them a compliment. Just you wait for when Cthulu awakens.

:lol @ opening the door for missionaries.
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2015, 01:47:19 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 01, 2015, 08:57:28 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 01, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

Thanks to various shit-tier scribblers over the years, Cthulhu has been given wives, kids, siblings, parents, cousins etc. (http://i.imgur.com/HZyCxJ6.png)
It's 2015. The fact that Cthulhu hasn't had a gay reboot arc greatly offends me.
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 03, 2015, 09:37:23 AM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on June 01, 2015, 03:49:54 PM
my P0 goal in life is basically to summon cthulhu using mathematics and classic modernist literature - but the positive, New Agier version of cthulhu

So you're going to chain smoke and masturbate the babysitter threesome videos? Super.
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: doctavius bonbon on June 04, 2015, 05:26:14 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 01, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

the old god should henceforth be known as cisthulhu in this new universe
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 04, 2015, 08:17:59 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 03, 2015, 09:37:23 AM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on June 01, 2015, 03:49:54 PM
my P0 goal in life is basically to summon cthulhu using mathematics and classic modernist literature - but the positive, New Agier version of cthulhu

So you're going to chain smoke and masturbate to babysitter threesome videos? Super.

#livinthedream #blessed
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: chronovore on June 04, 2015, 08:40:02 PM
Quote from: doctavius bonbon on June 04, 2015, 05:26:14 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 01, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

the old god should henceforth be known as cisthulhu in this new universe

:bow2
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2015, 08:43:05 PM
Quote from: chronovore on June 04, 2015, 08:40:02 PM
Quote from: doctavius bonbon on June 04, 2015, 05:26:14 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on June 01, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
this reminds me, has cthulhu's sexuality ever come up? is he a cishet or a gender fluid pansexual?

the old god should henceforth be known as cisthulhu in this new universe

:bow2

Cthulhu will plumb the depths of every one of your orifices (including ones that don't even exist in our limited perception of reality) in his tentacular embrace. :bolo
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: chronovore on June 04, 2015, 08:46:25 PM
And you'll be jealous.
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2015, 08:54:00 PM
In certain um...volumes I've read, it is said that should be wish it, his probings can bring a person to the very pinnacle of pleasure, precisely calibrated to each individual's own pleasure center. :leon
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 04, 2015, 09:25:15 PM
<opens the lament configuration>
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: Kara on June 04, 2015, 10:28:50 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2015, 08:54:00 PM
In certain um...volumes I've read, it is said that should be wish it, his probings can bring a person to the very pinnacle of pleasure, precisely calibrated to each individual's own pleasure center. :leon

yeah i worship slaanesh too
Title: Re: i've finally decided what to do with my life.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2015, 10:57:28 AM
slaanesh stanning  :lawd

tzeentch in the workplace; slaanesh in the bedroom

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nurgle in the taco bell restroom :tocry
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Post by: Kara on June 05, 2015, 11:22:19 AM
:dead

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dead, nurgle, get it HAR HAR HAR
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2015, 12:10:41 PM
i woulda gone with "can't do nurgle bro, he gave us chicken parmigiana"