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Title: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Kara on June 05, 2015, 09:40:46 PM
http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/love-sex/what-your-dates-bookshelf-says-about-them/ss-BBjN4Wk

Dodged a bullet on this one, y'all. :whew
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: OnlyRegret on June 05, 2015, 09:56:54 PM
What if you don't have a bookshelf? Just a slab of textbooks lying around?
I guess I truly am a millennial.

Also, most of the entries narrowed into sides of one topic with a few token pop-fiction entries.
What do my textbooks say about me???
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on June 05, 2015, 10:50:34 PM
Harry Potter - manchild

ASOIAF - clingy, doesn't know how to recognize self-destructive behavior

Bad Feminist/Yes Means Yes - concerned with appearing intellectual yet doesn't know about/can't shell out enough for actual literature from academic presses and/or lacks the means/will to use a library. judge internally.

PUA - your date enjoys confirming their worldview through selective psuedo-science on the scale of Mein Kampf. he views you not as a person so much as a sentient obstacle towards his self-validation. minus 15 points

Infinite Jest - just leave, there's no pleasing this person
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2015, 10:52:58 PM
Anything by Ayn Rand - Walk away, just walk away.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: StealthFan on June 05, 2015, 10:54:13 PM
Girl I dated in college had Eragon.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Mandark on June 05, 2015, 11:02:29 PM
Girl I dated in college had Eragon.

Didn't we all agree you'd stop talking about 15 year olds?
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: StealthFan on June 05, 2015, 11:19:10 PM
Girl I dated in college had Eragon.

Didn't we all agree you'd stop talking about 15 year olds?
:comeon

EDIT: She was seven months older than me.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2015, 11:33:30 PM
My gf doesn't read very much, and at sometimes her lack of worldliness bothers me (I'm hardly the most culturally-inclined person in the world but I do read stuff other than cookbooks and feminist mags). It's so weird since my ex nearly always was buried in a book, in nearly every single genre you can think of except trashy romance fiction. I try to get her to read a bit more but aside from Hunger Games I have no idea what I could get her into.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Kara on June 06, 2015, 12:03:29 AM
What if you don't have a bookshelf? Just a slab of textbooks lying around?

You'll fall victim to this.

(http://i.imgur.com/H6jQKpO.jpg)

Buy some fucking books, B. :bolo

My gf doesn't read very much, and at sometimes her lack of worldliness bothers me (I'm hardly the most culturally-inclined person in the world but I do read stuff other than cookbooks and feminist mags). It's so weird since my ex nearly always was buried in a book, in nearly every single genre you can think of except trashy romance fiction. I try to get her to read a bit more but aside from Hunger Games I have no idea what I could get her into.

I suggest a helpful internet meme image.

(http://i.imgur.com/5JnZOTv.jpg)
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2015, 12:17:15 AM
Ultimately I don't think a lot of fiction matters enough to be a deal breaker about shit. The thing that would throw up red flags for me would be non-fiction books that suggest you're a fucking dumbass. If I see something like this (http://www.amazon.com/Psycho-Academic-Holocaust-Special-Education-Against/dp/0988711605) on the shelf I'm going to run away. Whereas if I see Twilight I'll just smirk.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Kara on June 06, 2015, 12:18:52 AM
Answering all of these for someone AROUND my age.

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Harry Potter - remember to not be too dismissive when this person indicates that they love Harry Potter beyond early adolescence

ASOIAF - ask about a point of divergence between the show and the books and try not to laugh hysterically at a grown adult having a fit about something with dragons in it

Bad Feminist/Yes Means Yes - accept with much fatalism that you're going to say something that's a "deal breaker" on this date

PUA - sarcastically bemoan the fact that you won't be able to neg someone so well read on the game to conceal the fact that it's actually the truth (I play go while you play chess)

Infinite Jest - make a joke about Quebecois nationalism, proceed according to response
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2015, 12:26:11 AM
The Illuminatus! Trilogy and Foucault's Pendulum = :lawd
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 06, 2015, 12:48:11 AM
I don't own or care about any of these books.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: PlayDat on June 06, 2015, 01:56:30 AM
I know it's just some listicle that isn't meant to be taken too seriously, but I can't help but point out the flaws in such a system.  How can I know for sure if a book is trash unless I've actually read some portion of it?  I'd have to go around literally judging books by their cover to avoid picking up something I end up disagreeing with.  I guess I could just sell or donate the ones I didn't like once I was done with them, but getting rid literature feels a little too 10th century for me to do more than a couple times a year.

Also most of the books I've read for pleasure lately have been ebooks.  I find reading from of a computer screen far more comfortable than constantly adjusting to find that perfect reading position.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: toku on June 06, 2015, 02:00:39 AM
I know it's just some listicle that isn't meant to be taken too seriously, but I can't help but point out the flaws in such a system.  How can I know for sure if a book is trash unless I've actually read some portion of it?  I'd have to go around literally judging books by their cover to avoid picking up something I end up disagreeing with.  I guess I could just sell or donate the ones I didn't like once I was done with them, but getting rid literature feels a little too 10th century for me to do more than a couple times a year.

Also most of the books I've read for pleasure lately have been ebooks.  I find reading from of a computer screen far more comfortable than constantly adjusting to find that perfect reading position.

you can't make a list out of people, yes.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: OnlyRegret on June 06, 2015, 02:11:33 AM

you can't make a list out of people, yes.

*Title suggestions go here*

Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 06, 2015, 02:23:57 AM
The Illuminatus! Trilogy and Foucault's Pendulum = :lawd

Those are on my bookshelf

:leon
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2015, 02:36:45 AM
The Illuminatus! Trilogy and Foucault's Pendulum = :lawd

Those are on my bookshelf

:leon

Watchu doing this weekend?  :-*
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: studyguy on June 06, 2015, 02:46:39 AM
Books are for fucking nerds.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Mandark on June 06, 2015, 03:02:45 AM
I love me some Jane Austen, but hetero dudes should be careful about dating ladies who are really into her.  Good chance you'll wind up competing with Mr. Darcy, and that's not something you can win.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Kara on June 06, 2015, 03:47:22 AM
I know it's just some listicle that isn't meant to be taken too seriously, but I can't help but point out the flaws in such a system.  How can I know for sure if a book is trash unless I've actually read some portion of it?  I'd have to go around literally judging books by their cover to avoid picking up something I end up disagreeing with.

(For fiction only) read the opening paragraph(s) of the book; if the words don't knock your socks off, it's a bad book.

Great writing is wire to wire. If you find yourself trotting out the old jRPG #itgetsbetter apologia for something, close it and reread Lolita.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Huff on June 06, 2015, 06:25:47 AM
I only date people in the Franz Kafka club
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Positive Touch on June 06, 2015, 10:37:39 AM
my bookshelf has a bunch of videogame art books so everyone can see that I'm a cool dude
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Rman on June 06, 2015, 10:57:33 AM
People still read?

j/k

That's why I have a Kindle. I can read all the trashy stuff I want and no one is the wiser! 
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Kara on June 06, 2015, 11:37:02 AM
People still read?

j/k

That's why I have a Kindle. I can read all the trashy stuff I want and no one is the wiser!

It's also handy for books in translation that get pitiful print runs.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: StealthFan on June 06, 2015, 12:13:15 PM
I have Salem's Lot, The Gunslinger, The Stand, White Jazz, The Alienist and The Passage on my shelf. What does this say about me? (http://i.imgur.com/8No4NsW.png)
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 06, 2015, 02:48:44 PM
"wow this guy has a lot of books ... and obviously treats them like shit, I better gtfo before I get the same handling"
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: chronovore on June 08, 2015, 08:27:29 PM
Girl I dated in college had Eragon.

Didn't we all agree you'd stop talking about 15 year olds?
(http://i.imgur.com/XhUg15N.jpg)
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: chronovore on June 08, 2015, 08:33:28 PM
In fairness, my wife has a string of degrees and accreditations, and I'm lucky she didn't walk away when she saw my bookshelf.
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  • various movie novelizations -- oddly the only commonly available paperbacks in Japan at that time
  • Star Trek Next Generation novels taken from the YWCA lending library
  • Neuromancer and Burning Chrome
  • Foucalt's Pendulum
  • Elmore Leonard crime novels
  • textbooks on learning Japanese
  • magazines on learning Japanese
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Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Supermanisdead on June 08, 2015, 08:47:06 PM
what about my six volumes of the akira manga
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Kara on June 09, 2015, 02:10:40 AM
I have Salem's Lot, The Gunslinger, The Stand, White Jazz, The Alienist and The Passage on my shelf. What does this say about me? (http://i.imgur.com/8No4NsW.png)

You buy a lot of books in the airport.

what about my six volumes of the akira manga

You have impeccable taste and see things through to completion. Husbando material.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: tiesto on June 09, 2015, 08:39:33 AM
I have stuff as random as:

-Non-fiction books on African colonization and history, chili pepper farming, club culture
-Lots of stuff written by Jared Diamond
-Programming books
-Textbooks for learning Japanese
-Various cookbooks for stuff like African cuisine, southern BBQ
-Organic gardening guides (I've never tried gardening but it was always something I was interested in taking up when I get free time)
-Art books for game series like Kiseki, Atelier, Resonance of Fate
-Some cyberpunk like Snow Crash, Neuromancer, Mona Lisa Overdrive
-A collection of mid 90's EGM mags
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2015, 09:44:50 AM
There are studies that Harry Potter fans are loyal and empathetic? What

http://www.npr.org/2015/05/01/403474870/does-reading-harry-potter-have-an-effect-on-your-behavior

Well I'll be damned.

Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Tasty on June 09, 2015, 09:59:46 AM
Girl I dated in college had Eragon.

That book was tite tho, for real. :hitler
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Tasty on June 09, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Also, what if you just have a kindle with like 300 books on it?

Digital minimalism. :lawd
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2015, 10:05:40 AM

Books on my bookshelf that prove I am boring.

- various religious texts (bible, Quran, tao te ching, dhammapada, bikkhu bodhi's Pali cannon, various Mahayana and theravadan sutra study books, the Mahabharata, philosophy books)

- books on growing (Ex. Dalai Lama's art of compassion)

- history books

- Japanese and Spanish language books

- shit like the Third Chimpanzee

- black American literature and history (ain't I a woman?, autobiography of Malcolm x, Frederick Douglas books;etc)

- political ideology books like communist manifesto

- college textbooks that I refuse to get of because they cost 100 bucks

- mostly keep fiction to kindle, but if it is a series I love like ASOIAF or Harry Potter or something classic like PKD novels I keep it on my bookshelf.

- graphic novels, comics, and manga

- books on art, mainly sketch art and fine art books that I use for inspiration for my own art
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 09, 2015, 10:14:53 AM
Also, what if you just have a kindle with like 300 books on it?

Digital minimalism. :lawd

'would you like to come up and peruse my kindle?'
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2015, 10:18:00 AM
A more interesting thing is to pick are three books out of your collection that are your crown jewels

The Crown Jewels of my book collection:

Anthony Yu's edition of Journey to the West (my favorite book)
Moss Roberts translation of Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Hardcover Hitchhiker's Guide
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 09, 2015, 10:20:51 AM
'Let me show you my crown jewels gurl.  They are in my kindle.'
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2015, 10:21:53 AM
I forgot to ask you re: the best Romance of the 3 Kingdoms translation :rejoice

thanks for the heads up

Moss Roberts by a land slide. It isn't even close. Shit may run the digits in terms of price, but it's worth it.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2015, 10:27:49 AM
warning

DO NOT BUY MOSS ROBERTS VERSION OF ROTK ON KINDLE. IT'S SHIT.

ROTK is a GOAT tier novel anyways, and buying Kindle version is pure :pacspit

This costs 129 dollars. Hardcover. Worth it. :tocry

http://www.amazon.com/Three-Kingdoms-Library-Chinese-Classics/dp/7119024086/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-3&qid=1433860002

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Q60T9AYWL.jpg)

If you DO get the books, do not buy abridged!
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2015, 10:34:40 AM
I like the minimalism of it. :yeshrug I really, really need to get back into Chinese novels. :mynicca
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2015, 10:35:35 AM
my shelf is basically

-lots of African American literature. Richard Wright, Ralph Ellison, W.E.B. DuBois, Malcolm X stuff, etc.
-some political and history stuff. Rick Perlstein (Nixonland), Nigel Hamilton, Gore Vidal
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Pat Buchanan :hitler
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also I cosign this alongside Eric P http://www.amazon.com/This-Nonviolent-Stuffll-Get-Killed/dp/0465033105/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1433860496&sr=1-1&keywords=this+civil+rights+stuff
-my fantasy stuff. yall already know about this. I took a page out of Cheebs' playbook and hid my Harry Potter stuff in the closet tho :hitler
-an assortment of other stuff. Many Iain Banks I haven't had time to delve into yet

Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2015, 10:38:40 AM
Harry Potter is indeed in my closet as  well :heh

Suggest me Black American lit and history, PD. Maybe you can suggest things I haven't read. What do you consider requirements? Added that book you posted to my wishlist.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Tasty on June 09, 2015, 10:42:30 AM
Also, what if you just have a kindle with like 300 books on it?

Digital minimalism. :lawd

'would you like to come up and peruse my kindle?'

Better than keeping around hundreds of pounds of worthless paper. :umad
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2015, 10:42:48 AM
I really, really need to get back into Chinese novels. :mynicca

I'm just delving into the foundational ones now. Most of my readings from china are all daoism related but i finished the shuihu zhuan recently. Three Kingdoms and Journey to the West next.

(http://i.imgur.com/C2d1gDR.png)

Interested to know about your venture into Three Kingdoms. It has a lot of Taoism and Confucianism in it, as it's pre-Buddhist China, it's got a lot in that area. There are many classics I haven't read such as The Water Margin despite being a massive fan of one particular adaptation of it. I need to get on it.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Kara on June 09, 2015, 10:54:50 AM
Also, what if you just have a kindle with like 300 books on it?

Digital minimalism. :lawd

'would you like to come up and peruse my kindle?'

Better than keeping around hundreds of pounds of worthless paper. :umad

Electronic devices depreciate in value so quickly MACRS is actually too slow to properly account for it.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2015, 10:56:03 AM
Real talk, a lot of fiction people talk about make me feel uncultured. Like, I have no idea what Infinite Jest even is. :fbm I just don't pay attention to fiction much beyond classics. I have always concentrated on building a big religion/philosophy/history book collection that I mostly avoid fiction that isn't comics, book-wise.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Kara on June 09, 2015, 10:58:53 AM
Real talk, a lot of fiction people talk about make me feel uncultured. Like, I have no idea what Infinite Jest even is. :fbm I just don't pay attention to fiction much beyond classics. I have always concentrated on building a big religion/philosophy/history book collection that I mostly avoid fiction that isn't comics, book-wise.

Don't worry, most of the people who read Infinite Jest don't know what it is either.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Kara on June 09, 2015, 11:08:09 AM
I have a bookshelf full of books about communism and Islamic history. :expert

I like to call it "the watch list". :xbone
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2015, 11:08:30 AM

Interested to know about your venture into Three Kingdoms. It has a lot of Taoism and Confucianism in it, as it's pre-Buddhist China, it's got a lot in that area. There are many classics I haven't read such as The Water Margin despite being a massive fan of one particular adaptation of it. I need to get on it.

The pervasiveness of Confucianism in a lot of these classics makes it hard to get through without getting bored :stahp

Journey To The West doesn't really have Confucianism. It's full of Taoism and Buddhism in the Shenmo tradition. In truth, it's a Buddhist allegory, and amazingly never devolves into pretension. I highly doubt you'll be getting bored from Journey. It stars a talking alcoholic monkey that can turn into thousand foot tall gods with six arms.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Yulwei on June 09, 2015, 11:14:14 AM
If I see any Terry Goodkind on the shelf I'm out
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Tasty on June 09, 2015, 11:17:06 AM
Also, what if you just have a kindle with like 300 books on it?

Digital minimalism. :lawd

'would you like to come up and peruse my kindle?'

Better than keeping around hundreds of pounds of worthless paper. :umad

Electronic devices depreciate in value so quickly MACRS is actually too slow to properly account for it.

Electronics degrade and deprecate, but data is forever.

Who knows how far along we'd be as a civilization if the Library of Alexandria was stored in the cloud and not on some extremely flammable scrolls. :hitler
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2015, 11:18:46 AM
Also, what if you just have a kindle with like 300 books on it?

Digital minimalism. :lawd

'would you like to come up and peruse my kindle?'

Better than keeping around hundreds of pounds of worthless paper. :umad

Electronic devices depreciate in value so quickly MACRS is actually too slow to properly account for it.

Electronics degrade and deprecate, but data is forever

 :neogaf
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Kara on June 09, 2015, 11:52:40 AM
Knowing academia, a digitized Library of Alexandria would have been accessible only to people deemed worthy to have access by the library (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JSTOR) and those who had access would have been forced to archive literature in proprietary file formats protected by the state's monopoly on violence.

I can't even cleanly import Quicken for Mac files to the real version of Quicken (use Macs to do grown up activities y'all) and you think this hypothetical isn't ridiculous beyond transporting our current level of technology to whichever burning of the library you want to start from? :lol
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: studyguy on June 09, 2015, 11:55:16 AM
I thought about this today and looked at my tiny ass bookshelf.
It's filled with DVDs now from my girl when she moved in.

All my books are digital now, no one would ever know I'm a closeted as fuck fantasy nerd.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 09, 2015, 12:02:09 PM
Knowing academia, a digitized Library of Alexandria would have been accessible only to people deemed worthy to have access by the library (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JSTOR) and those who had access would have been forced to archive literature in proprietary file formats protected by the state's monopoly on violence.

I can't even cleanly import Quicken for Mac files to the real version of Quicken (use Macs to do grown up activities y'all) and you think this hypothetical isn't ridiculous beyond transporting our current level of technology to whichever burning of the library you want to start from? :lol

You should transcribe your Quicken files onto illuminated manuscripts to let people know you mean business.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Tasty on June 09, 2015, 12:03:51 PM
What the hell is Quicken?
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Kara on June 09, 2015, 12:45:01 PM
You should transcribe your Quicken files onto illuminated manuscripts to let people know you mean business.

I could probably work faster with a physical general ledger than I can with Quicken. :goty2

Quicken is a bad Intuit program (redundant -ed.) generally used for personal accounting needs, Andy. It was so bad Intuit just bought Mint instead of fixing it.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 09, 2015, 01:04:18 PM
What the hell is Quicken?

Software that people use to do actual work; you'd be unfamiliar, naturally.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2015, 01:17:07 PM
What the hell is Quicken?

Annual runner up to game of the year, behind Excel.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: StealthFan on June 09, 2015, 01:20:09 PM
I can't read books on my laptop. I downloaded all the Malazan books and couldn't get through a page. I need a physical book.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Tasty on June 09, 2015, 01:20:55 PM
What the hell is Quicken?

Software that people use to do actual work; you'd be unfamiliar, naturally.

How much you make a year breh? :hitler
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Steve Contra on June 09, 2015, 01:45:35 PM
What the hell is Quicken?

Annual runner up to game of the year, behind Excel.
I got to work on later versions of some workbooks that were used to create Diablo 2.  It was pretty much the highlight of my career in games
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Steve Contra on June 09, 2015, 01:51:30 PM
Also excel mastery is some rpg level shit.  You see what normal folks can do with it, then like, mbas, and then like accountants, and then engineers like my wife, and then you get to grey bearded stat narbos and you see what excel is really about.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Kara on June 09, 2015, 02:00:15 PM
Typing = in Excel and a list of mysterious functions known only by Lovecraftian nightmares appears. :lawd
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: studyguy on June 09, 2015, 02:06:02 PM
Also excel mastery is some rpg level shit.  You see what normal folks can do with it, then like, mbas, and then like accountants, and then engineers like my wife, and then you get to grey bearded stat narbos and you see what excel is really about.

=if(this_works,I_keep_my_job,I'm_fired)

I used excel a ton in my last job, a completely different database style now tho... so I've forgotten everything tbh.
I was doing some VBA macros at some points, now I can't recall what the fuck.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: chronovore on June 11, 2015, 06:35:27 AM
I can't read books on my laptop. I downloaded all the Malazan books and couldn't get through a page. I need a physical book.

No-one reads on a laptop; that crap is uncomfortable. Reading on a phone is only slightly less so. Get the cheap-ass Kindle and enjoy the lovely e-ink page.
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: tiesto on June 11, 2015, 07:59:45 AM
Also excel mastery is some rpg level shit.  You see what normal folks can do with it, then like, mbas, and then like accountants, and then engineers like my wife, and then you get to grey bearded stat narbos and you see what excel is really about.

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2013/04/how-an-accountant-created-an-entire-rpg-inside-an-excel-spreadsheet/ (http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2013/04/how-an-accountant-created-an-entire-rpg-inside-an-excel-spreadsheet/)
Title: Re: What Your Date's Bookshelf Says About Them
Post by: Rufus on June 11, 2015, 08:41:10 AM
I can't read books on my laptop. I downloaded all the Malazan books and couldn't get through a page. I need a physical book.

No-one reads on a laptop; that crap is uncomfortable. Reading on a phone is only slightly less so. Get the cheap-ass Kindle and enjoy the lovely e-ink page.
I've seen a guy on a bus hold a netbook sideways. If repetitive strain from keyboard jockeying hasn't wrecked his wrist yet, this will have done it.

I use mine to read in bed. With the right screen settings and an appropriate background colour it's not that bad. The heat on your crotch is the biggest issue, especially now in summer.