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Title: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 12, 2015, 11:21:23 AM
Do I went out with a couple of girls from work because they think I need to "get back on the horse" or whatever white people say. We went to a nice club that reminds me of when I was young. Plays that kinda music. 30-40 year olds all up in that shit.

So I'm chillin...drinking a scotch and this fucking insanely hot white girls comes up to me while this song is playing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpa7XBnkXhE

And proceeds to pretty much reenact this damn video.

I'm all like  :mynicca trying to play it cool while this crazy woman is basically giving me a strip show in front of everyone.

Out of nowhere some 5'6" Italian dude comes over and grabs her....I'm all thinking "control your bitch" :hitler

He then looks at me and goes "you want I fuck you up?" and me being an older nice dude I'm like "nah" and he says "good thing pussy"

Now I'm a little pissed so I stand up and from behind me one of the girls that took me to the club just blasts the dude with her purse. At this point I'm like fuck I'm in a Jerry Springer show....so I grab the dude and carry him over to the bar and do my best mean black guy "back the fuck off dude" :ufup

We get ready to leave and the chick who was dancing with me comes running after me and says "take me home" and I'm smelling and feeling her liquor level so I decline. She then shoves me and screams while a bouncer comes over and grabs her.

 :cac

This is going to take a while to adjust too. Shit.
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: StealthFan on June 12, 2015, 11:26:41 AM
:mynicca
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: Kara on June 12, 2015, 11:30:07 AM
:holeup
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 12, 2015, 11:33:50 AM
I suggest you start hanging out with a couple white dudes.  Every minority needs a character witness on the scene.

:hitler

I got Andrew and Ben. They always got my back.
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: studyguy on June 12, 2015, 11:34:42 AM
I suggest you start hanging out with a couple white dudes.  Every minority needs a character witness on the scene.

:hitler

All my white friends moved to Portland to be with their white friends :tocry
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 12, 2015, 11:36:40 AM
Can your white friends take me out too?
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 12, 2015, 11:46:02 AM
AiA, come down to Atlanta. We'll hit up all the quality clubs: Magic City, Pin-Ups, hell even the Clermont Lounge.
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: bork on June 12, 2015, 11:55:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SddXgXMzoo4
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: bork on June 12, 2015, 12:10:36 PM
How do you know this song? :lol (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wtf.png)

What do you mean?  It made the rounds years back. 
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 12, 2015, 12:28:02 PM
AiA, come down to Atlanta. We'll hit up all the quality clubs: Magic City, Pin-Ups, hell even the Clermont Lounge.

Lol. I'll actually be in hitlanta later this year for work
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: bork on June 12, 2015, 01:01:20 PM
AiA, come down to Atlanta. We'll hit up all the quality clubs: Magic City, Pin-Ups, hell even the Clermont Lounge.

Lol. I'll actually be in hitlanta later this year for work

I'm sorry  :'(
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 12, 2015, 01:20:35 PM
I be going into borian  Atlanta like

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz_-VaTHpc8
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 12, 2015, 01:27:39 PM
Hey, you need a new house anyway, just come to Portland and buy mine, just went on the market. I'll throw in an ounce of loud  :lol
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 12, 2015, 02:07:02 PM
Hey, you need a new house anyway, just come to Portland and buy mine, just went on the market. I'll throw in an ounce of loud  :lol

I don't like armpit hair on women, any type of stoner music, peace, overly fancy beer, nor hippies.

Pass. But thanks for the offer.
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: Beezy on June 12, 2015, 02:43:00 PM
I don't like armpit hair on women, any type of stoner music, peace, overly fancy beer, nor hippies.
:dead
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: Kara on June 12, 2015, 02:43:30 PM
It's been awhile since I was there, but there were a lot of traditionally stylish women who absolutely hated Portland and wanted out. In retrospect I should have made more of these conditions but I was silly enough to be monogamous then.
Title: Re: Crazy white bitches story time:
Post by: tiesto on June 14, 2015, 10:16:43 AM
Do I went out with a couple of girls from work because they think I need to "get back on the horse" or whatever white people say. We went to a nice club that reminds me of when I was young. Plays that kinda music. 30-40 year olds all up in that shit.

So I'm chillin...drinking a scotch and this fucking insanely hot white girls comes up to me while this song is playing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpa7XBnkXhE

And proceeds to pretty much reenact this damn video.

I'm all like  :mynicca trying to play it cool while this crazy woman is basically giving me a strip show in front of everyone.

Out of nowhere some 5'6" Italian dude comes over and grabs her....I'm all thinking "control your bitch" :hitler

He then looks at me and goes "you want I fuck you up?" and me being an older nice dude I'm like "nah" and he says "good thing pussy"

Now I'm a little pissed so I stand up and from behind me one of the girls that took me to the club just blasts the dude with her purse. At this point I'm like fuck I'm in a Jerry Springer show....so I grab the dude and carry him over to the bar and do my best mean black guy "back the fuck off dude" :ufup

We get ready to leave and the chick who was dancing with me comes running after me and says "take me home" and I'm smelling and feeling her liquor level so I decline. She then shoves me and screams while a bouncer comes over and grabs her.

 :cac

This is going to take a while to adjust too. Shit.

Freestyle remixes of trance songs? Short Italian dudes harping on you for thinking you stole their girl? I didn't know you were from Long Island, AiA! :P