THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 12, 2015, 11:21:23 AM
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Do I went out with a couple of girls from work because they think I need to "get back on the horse" or whatever white people say. We went to a nice club that reminds me of when I was young. Plays that kinda music. 30-40 year olds all up in that shit.
So I'm chillin...drinking a scotch and this fucking insanely hot white girls comes up to me while this song is playing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpa7XBnkXhE
And proceeds to pretty much reenact this damn video.
I'm all like :mynicca trying to play it cool while this crazy woman is basically giving me a strip show in front of everyone.
Out of nowhere some 5'6" Italian dude comes over and grabs her....I'm all thinking "control your bitch" :hitler
He then looks at me and goes "you want I fuck you up?" and me being an older nice dude I'm like "nah" and he says "good thing pussy"
Now I'm a little pissed so I stand up and from behind me one of the girls that took me to the club just blasts the dude with her purse. At this point I'm like fuck I'm in a Jerry Springer show....so I grab the dude and carry him over to the bar and do my best mean black guy "back the fuck off dude" :ufup
We get ready to leave and the chick who was dancing with me comes running after me and says "take me home" and I'm smelling and feeling her liquor level so I decline. She then shoves me and screams while a bouncer comes over and grabs her.
:cac
This is going to take a while to adjust too. Shit.
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:mynicca
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:holeup
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I suggest you start hanging out with a couple white dudes. Every minority needs a character witness on the scene.
:hitler
I got Andrew and Ben. They always got my back.
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I suggest you start hanging out with a couple white dudes. Every minority needs a character witness on the scene.
:hitler
All my white friends moved to Portland to be with their white friends :tocry
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Can your white friends take me out too?
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AiA, come down to Atlanta. We'll hit up all the quality clubs: Magic City, Pin-Ups, hell even the Clermont Lounge.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SddXgXMzoo4
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How do you know this song? :lol (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wtf.png)
What do you mean? It made the rounds years back.
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AiA, come down to Atlanta. We'll hit up all the quality clubs: Magic City, Pin-Ups, hell even the Clermont Lounge.
Lol. I'll actually be in hitlanta later this year for work
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AiA, come down to Atlanta. We'll hit up all the quality clubs: Magic City, Pin-Ups, hell even the Clermont Lounge.
Lol. I'll actually be in hitlanta later this year for work
I'm sorry :'(
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I be going into borian Atlanta like
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz_-VaTHpc8
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Hey, you need a new house anyway, just come to Portland and buy mine, just went on the market. I'll throw in an ounce of loud :lol
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Hey, you need a new house anyway, just come to Portland and buy mine, just went on the market. I'll throw in an ounce of loud :lol
I don't like armpit hair on women, any type of stoner music, peace, overly fancy beer, nor hippies.
Pass. But thanks for the offer.
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I don't like armpit hair on women, any type of stoner music, peace, overly fancy beer, nor hippies.
:dead
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It's been awhile since I was there, but there were a lot of traditionally stylish women who absolutely hated Portland and wanted out. In retrospect I should have made more of these conditions but I was silly enough to be monogamous then.
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Do I went out with a couple of girls from work because they think I need to "get back on the horse" or whatever white people say. We went to a nice club that reminds me of when I was young. Plays that kinda music. 30-40 year olds all up in that shit.
So I'm chillin...drinking a scotch and this fucking insanely hot white girls comes up to me while this song is playing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpa7XBnkXhE
And proceeds to pretty much reenact this damn video.
I'm all like :mynicca trying to play it cool while this crazy woman is basically giving me a strip show in front of everyone.
Out of nowhere some 5'6" Italian dude comes over and grabs her....I'm all thinking "control your bitch" :hitler
He then looks at me and goes "you want I fuck you up?" and me being an older nice dude I'm like "nah" and he says "good thing pussy"
Now I'm a little pissed so I stand up and from behind me one of the girls that took me to the club just blasts the dude with her purse. At this point I'm like fuck I'm in a Jerry Springer show....so I grab the dude and carry him over to the bar and do my best mean black guy "back the fuck off dude" :ufup
We get ready to leave and the chick who was dancing with me comes running after me and says "take me home" and I'm smelling and feeling her liquor level so I decline. She then shoves me and screams while a bouncer comes over and grabs her.
:cac
This is going to take a while to adjust too. Shit.
Freestyle remixes of trance songs? Short Italian dudes harping on you for thinking you stole their girl? I didn't know you were from Long Island, AiA! :P