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Title: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2006, 12:10:58 PM

I am.

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 12, 2006, 12:13:24 PM

Heaven is NINTENDO-FREE and everyone owns a P-S-P!

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 12, 2006, 12:52:34 PM

If Larry David got into heaven, I'm definitely going there.

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2006, 12:56:52 PM

When the angels have a grude match, do you think they run to Soul Calibur 2 or Soul Calibur 3?

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 12, 2006, 12:58:14 PM

Quote from: Nick on August 12, 2006, 12:56:52 PM

When the angels have a grude match, do you think they run to Soul Calibur 2 or Soul Calibur 3?

I think they play Mortal Kombat.

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 12, 2006, 01:25:27 PM

I am pretty sure admins go to heaven.

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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 12, 2006, 01:27:45 PM

I'm undecided

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 12, 2006, 01:43:05 PM

mods too

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 12, 2006, 01:44:38 PM

Considering virgins go to heaven, yes.

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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 12, 2006, 01:58:00 PM

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Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 12, 2006, 01:59:29 PM

You be quiet! Intellectuals reincarnate as conservatives!

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: Vagabond on August 12, 2006, 02:01:30 PM

Sorry, I'm going to hell.

All the cool peeps are having a big meetup in hell anyway.

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2006, 02:15:49 PM

Quote from: Vagabond on August 12, 2006, 02:01:30 PM

Sorry, I'm going to hell.

All the cool peeps are having a big meetup in hell anyway.

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Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 12, 2006, 02:19:26 PM

When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: Mondain on August 12, 2006, 02:21:32 PM

I remember a survey done in some magazine...

when asked where they'd go after death, although people had various responses such as heaven, reincarnation, nothingness... absolutely 0% of people answered that they'd go to hell out of a couple thousands.

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2006, 02:42:14 PM

Quote from: Mondain on August 12, 2006, 02:21:32 PM

I remember a survey done in some magazine...

when asked where they'd go after death, although people had various responses such as heaven, reincarnation, nothingness... absolutely 0% of people answered that they'd go to hell out of a couple thousands.

What about satanists?

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 12, 2006, 03:09:50 PM

Quote from: Nick on August 12, 2006, 02:42:14 PM

Quote from: Mondain on August 12, 2006, 02:21:32 PM
I remember a survey done in some magazine...

when asked where they'd go after death, although people had various responses such as heaven, reincarnation, nothingness... absolutely 0% of people answered that they'd go to hell out of a couple thousands.

What about satanists?

They all go to heaven by default, its their own personal hell.

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: pitohui on August 13, 2006, 04:47:22 PM

If by "heaven" you mean New Jersey, I'm already there.

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 13, 2006, 04:53:05 PM

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Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 13, 2006, 05:55:24 PM

I'll try.

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Post by: Christopher on August 13, 2006, 06:01:35 PM

I actually think I really am in the bible it says the path to heaven is very narrow so.

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Post by: Diablos on August 13, 2006, 10:18:28 PM

What the hell happened to Nick?

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Post by: ToxicAdam on August 13, 2006, 10:50:55 PM

I look fat in white clothes. I'm staying in purgatory.

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 13, 2006, 10:58:22 PM

Quote from: Diablos on August 13, 2006, 10:18:28 PM

What the hell happened to Nick?

PhoenixDark started hitting on him

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Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: trippingmartian on August 14, 2006, 10:16:50 AM

I'm going to heck.

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: Fatghost28 on August 14, 2006, 11:14:00 AM

I'm going to Saturn, see the sandworms, then stick around in the waiting room for a few thousand years until I meet my case worker.

Title: Re: So who here is going to Heaven?
Post by: morphix on August 14, 2006, 11:22:01 AM

heaven is made for rich white people (saw that on The Boondocks) so I am in :D

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