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Title: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 18, 2015, 10:43:37 AM
In order of best to worst:

1) Latina's
2) Daddy issue white girls
3) Black women
4) White Women who think they matter
5) Asians
6) Hot white women

You're welcome, feel free to discuss among yourselves.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Tasty on June 18, 2015, 10:45:22 AM
Gays are top tier.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: studyguy on June 18, 2015, 10:55:22 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 18, 2015, 10:45:22 AM
Gays are top tier.

I wouldn't try it so I can't say one way or another, but I'm inclined to believe it.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Have a daddy issue white jewish girl now and it's like I've never dated someone who gets so excited about sucking dick.
I'd like to thank all the absent or otherwise neglectful fathers out there and the jewish faith.  :rejoice
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Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: thisismyusername on June 18, 2015, 11:00:38 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 18, 2015, 10:45:22 AM
Gays are top tier.

(http://i.imgur.com/KQ7DHGJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 18, 2015, 11:01:41 AM
1. Esch. Just the right amount of teeth
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 18, 2015, 11:15:14 AM
Dunno never been a fan

I prefer poontang
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Kara on June 18, 2015, 11:33:59 AM
Can't say I'm a fan of bad oral either unless it fulfills a depraved intellectual taste of mine.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 18, 2015, 12:02:20 PM
It's not about the color, it's about the amount of crazy inside.

Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 18, 2015, 12:31:50 PM
Quote from: Dufus on June 18, 2015, 12:07:29 PM
Quote from: Vularai on June 18, 2015, 11:33:59 AM
Can't say I'm a fan of bad oral either unless it fulfills a depraved intellectual taste of mine.

Look.. I know this is your shtick and all but...

There ain't nuthin' intellectual about a penis going into a mouth :beli

 :neogaf
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Kara on June 18, 2015, 12:35:16 PM
Quote from: Dufus on June 18, 2015, 12:07:29 PM
Quote from: Vularai on June 18, 2015, 11:33:59 AM
Can't say I'm a fan of bad oral either unless it fulfills a depraved intellectual taste of mine.

Look.. I know this is your shtick and all but...

There ain't nuthin' intellectual about a penis going into a mouth :beli

Looool, date a sex negative feminist breh. Then hit me up.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2015, 01:32:56 PM
Latinas are top 3 at everything.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 18, 2015, 01:35:36 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2015, 01:32:56 PM
Latinas are top 3 at everything.

Except maintaining body post marriage  :hitler
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Himu on June 18, 2015, 02:08:25 PM
Number one:

(http://i.imgur.com/T1PCUlh.gif)

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(http://i.imgur.com/K8Lj1LU.jpg)
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Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Kara on June 18, 2015, 02:17:55 PM
Quote from: The Walrus on June 18, 2015, 12:32:58 PM
Honestly I've almost never been able to get off from head no matter who's doing it.  :snoop

The first time it happens you'll be like :money.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 18, 2015, 02:57:42 PM
Quote from: The Walrus on June 18, 2015, 12:32:58 PM
Honestly I've almost never been able to get off from head no matter who's doing it.  :snoop

I used to be like that as a teenager, then I realized I can close my eyes and fantasize about whatever I want to.

:splooge:





Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2015, 03:02:49 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 18, 2015, 02:57:42 PM
Quote from: The Walrus on June 18, 2015, 12:32:58 PM
Honestly I've almost never been able to get off from head no matter who's doing it.  :snoop

I used to be like that as a teenager, then I realized I can close my eyes and fantasize about whatever I want to.

:splooge:

Get married brehs.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 18, 2015, 03:07:50 PM
That was long before I was married ...

Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: studyguy on June 18, 2015, 03:15:03 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 18, 2015, 01:35:36 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2015, 01:32:56 PM
Latinas are top 3 at everything.

Except maintaining body post marriage  :hitler

Can she cook tho?
 :ufup
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: chronovore on June 18, 2015, 06:50:50 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 18, 2015, 10:43:37 AM
In order of best to worst:

1) Latina's
2) Daddy issue white girls
3) Black women
4) White Women who think they matter
5) Asians
6) Hot white women

You're welcome, feel free to discuss among yourselves.
The best looking women I dated were consistently the least useful in the sack, period. It was nice when we were on a date, seeing the bafflement of fellow men: "How did HE get lucky enough to land THAT?" -- but then when it was business time, I was the one doing all the work.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 18, 2015, 07:37:15 PM
big girls, straight up
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 18, 2015, 07:37:58 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 18, 2015, 07:37:15 PM
big girls, straight up

This is the truth.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2015, 08:07:05 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on June 18, 2015, 07:37:58 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 18, 2015, 07:37:15 PM
big girls, straight up

This is the truth.


Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 18, 2015, 01:35:36 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2015, 01:32:56 PM
Latinas are top 3 at everything.

Except maintaining body post marriage  :hitler

Another W for Latinas
:rejoice
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 18, 2015, 08:40:23 PM
Quote from: Esch on June 18, 2015, 10:51:31 AM
Jewish girls top 5 dome DoA

Work with this sexy bisexual Jewish chick/Suicide Girl with mommy issues who tells me how handsome I am and is always trying to cop a feel :-*

We're both crushing on one another, but we have SOs :-\

Monogamy :neogaf :ufup :snoop
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 18, 2015, 11:17:39 PM
Mature women.  I'm seriously surprised no one has mentioned the golden girls that can slip out their teeth and have face wrinkles that you can use for handles. 
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 18, 2015, 11:27:16 PM
do we have a cock sucking struggle list?

cuz man, triumph. geez.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 18, 2015, 11:28:39 PM
:yeshrug

Head is head. Never said it was gonna be good.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 18, 2015, 11:38:55 PM
:tocry
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 19, 2015, 12:55:28 AM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 18, 2015, 10:43:37 AM
White Women who think they matter

Speak to a therapist.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: OnlyRegret on June 19, 2015, 03:56:05 AM
I guess everyone is well past the age of finding "youre mum" retorts/remarks funny.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: benjipwns on June 19, 2015, 04:40:34 AM
Quote from: The Walrus on June 18, 2015, 12:32:58 PM
Honestly I've almost never been able to get off from head no matter who's doing it.  :snoop
try hards can be as bad as the "just get it over with" type

mentioning the former makes me think about the girls in porn who make all those fake exaggerated slurping sounds, those always make me laugh, i read on some forum that it's the fault of like one dude who's fetish it was and shot like a third of the gonzo wave in the early 2000s or something so he taught it to all the girls and then it spread like well herpes in the porno industry

i prefer that story even if it isn't remotely true
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: benjipwns on June 19, 2015, 04:41:01 AM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on June 19, 2015, 03:56:05 AM
I guess everyone is well past the age of finding "youre mum" retorts/remarks funny.
yeah, it's because your mom finds those jokes funny
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 19, 2015, 09:15:27 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on June 19, 2015, 04:41:01 AM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on June 19, 2015, 03:56:05 AM
I guess everyone is well past the age of finding "youre mum" retorts/remarks funny.
yeah, it's because your mom finds those jokes funny

(http://i.imgur.com/dd86cm2.gif)
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 19, 2015, 09:46:20 AM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on June 19, 2015, 03:56:05 AM
I guess everyone is well past the age of finding "youre mum" retorts/remarks funny.

I am not. 
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 19, 2015, 09:47:40 AM
Are white women who think they matter and hot white women mutually exclusive? 
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 19, 2015, 10:05:00 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 19, 2015, 09:47:40 AM
Are white women who think they matter and hot white women mutually exclusive?

Yes. Completely.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: chronovore on June 20, 2015, 01:41:01 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 19, 2015, 09:47:40 AM
Are white women who think they matter and hot white women mutually exclusive?

In my limited experience, the latter group does not usually share the assumed self-worth of the former group.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Himu on June 20, 2015, 03:08:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9ySdcYb.png)

:smug

I give the best bjs. Me.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Mr. Nobody on June 20, 2015, 03:11:49 AM
 :leon
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2015, 03:15:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/pKvr2pq.gif)
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Himu on June 20, 2015, 03:34:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vpS7TJ9.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/ExHYD6G.gif)
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: toku on June 20, 2015, 04:06:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/TrefVHt.gif)
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: tiesto on June 20, 2015, 09:45:20 AM
1. BBWs
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Tasty on June 20, 2015, 01:26:04 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on June 20, 2015, 03:34:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vpS7TJ9.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/ExHYD6G.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/U8y3pIH.gif)

(http://media.giphy.com/media/XpTcxssbjTUVW/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: nudemacusers on June 20, 2015, 01:34:21 PM
as a latina i can confirm my slurp skills are top tier  :-*
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Himu on June 20, 2015, 01:54:05 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 20, 2015, 01:26:04 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on June 20, 2015, 03:34:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vpS7TJ9.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/ExHYD6G.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/U8y3pIH.gif)

(http://media.giphy.com/media/XpTcxssbjTUVW/giphy.gif)

There is no thirst. Just facts. #factsonly But if you're talking a different kind of thirst...that goes in your mouth...:tauntaun
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2015, 04:25:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tp2lIRO.gif)

getting head while playing with her hair.
:whew
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: nudemacusers on June 20, 2015, 07:49:06 PM
playing with your girl's hair during a beej is nice and all but you could at least give the other guy a pat on the back to let him know he's doing a good job.
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 20, 2015, 07:53:47 PM
Maybe it's the way he said it, or because it was PD who said it but I'm imagining him braiding her hair while she carries on in disappointment. 
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 20, 2015, 07:55:13 PM
Ngl dem sum DSLs
Title: Re: Updated cock sucking ability tier list
Post by: nudemacusers on June 20, 2015, 07:56:01 PM
massaging split ends during a beej :uguu