THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: sarslip on June 18, 2015, 12:51:31 PM

Title: Starfox ZZZZZZero
Post by: sarslip on June 18, 2015, 12:51:31 PM: god this looks bland af

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03343/starfox2_3343595b.jpg)

they got a rooster-wing now? da fuk

you got people like this running to its defense
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=168840583&postcount=146

dont be that guy, join me in making fun of this bland, uninspired p.o.s., crapped-out, to pad a dead console's lineup, in its dying year

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i will be buying this iteration as i have every other :stahp
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Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Kara on June 18, 2015, 12:53:13 PM: I saw better looking 3D floating rings at the end of Sonic: the Hedgehog levels. :heh
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: bork on June 18, 2015, 12:55:04 PM: Starfox :zzz
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Tasty on June 18, 2015, 01:10:36 PM: Platinum tho :larry

Director of Bayo 2 tho :larry
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: bork on June 18, 2015, 01:12:57 PM: What I've seen doesn't seem to be enough to sway me. Looks like Platinum's stretched themselves thin working on multiple games at once.
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: sarslip on June 18, 2015, 01:13:00 PM: Platinum tho :goty2

Director of Bayo 2 :snoop
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: bork on June 18, 2015, 01:13:44 PM: Quote from: sarslip on June 18, 2015, 01:13:00 PM
Platinum tho :goty2

Director of Bayo 2 :snoop

:idont
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: sarslip on June 18, 2015, 01:14:23 PM: Platinum 2015 (http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/questions-about-cooking-with-butter-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 18, 2015, 01:35:44 PM: looks fucking terrible
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: cool breeze on June 18, 2015, 01:49:37 PM: I think it looks fun. I heard the controls described as clunky but it sounds to me like Warhawk. Left stick steers, right stick are stunts/maneuvers, and you can independently aim with motion controls. well it was clunky back then, too. EVE Valkyrie which lets you aim with your FACE in VR is a more natural solution.

I like that the early boss can be defeated from the outside or inside, and they claim it impacts events later on. SF64 had stuff like that, where saving Falco's dumb ass let you go through the waterfall.

and yeah, the graphics are bad. it's a 60fps game that rendering a 720p image on the main screen and a separate, what, 480p or something resolution on the tablet and the wii u is comparable with the ten year old xbox 360.
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Huff on June 18, 2015, 01:56:50 PM: no multiplayer is a bummer, but i can see why N would avoid spending more money on a wii u game mode that isn't going to sell anything anyway
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 18, 2015, 02:02:56 PM: Why is this outsourced?

Lylat Wars is as good as on rail shooters get already, dunno.what Platinum will add to that.
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Kara on June 18, 2015, 02:04:17 PM: EVE Valkyrie :noah
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: sarslip on June 18, 2015, 02:28:04 PM: Quote from: Vularai on June 18, 2015, 02:04:17 PM
EVE Valkyrie :noah

thread derail :ohhh
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 18, 2015, 02:31:04 PM: It dosen't even look fun. When you say Platinum, I expect fast paced crazy action with some cool mechanics. This looks like slow paced shit.
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Trent Dole on June 18, 2015, 02:52:49 PM: NIIIIIIIIIIINTENDOOOOOO
WOOHOO
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 18, 2015, 03:26:10 PM: Saw it running on the show floor. The graphic style reminded me of EDF.
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Tasty on June 18, 2015, 05:33:51 PM: Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 18, 2015, 02:31:04 PM
It dosen't even look fun. When you say Platinum, I expect fast paced crazy action with some cool mechanics. This looks like slow paced shit.

That's what Star Fox has always been tho
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 18, 2015, 06:05:06 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on June 18, 2015, 02:02:56 PM
Why is this outsourced?

They've outsourced every Star Fox game since Star Fox 64.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And they've all been shite.
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Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 18, 2015, 06:23:36 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 18, 2015, 05:33:51 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 18, 2015, 02:31:04 PM
It dosen't even look fun. When you say Platinum, I expect fast paced crazy action with some cool mechanics. This looks like slow paced shit.

That's what Star Fox has always been tho
ok? They also weren't developed by Platnium. I also wouldn't say N64 or Assualt were slow paced. Assualt is especially pretty over the top.
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Tasty on June 18, 2015, 06:37:59 PM: It's not like we've seen the entire game yet. Who knows.

Star Fox only is a couple steps above Metroid in the Ninpantheon for me so I won't really care if it's shite, but comparing a limited E3 demo to full games isn't really fair.
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 18, 2015, 07:07:15 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 18, 2015, 06:37:59 PM
It's not like we've seen the entire game yet. Who knows.

Star Fox only is a couple steps above Metroid in the Ninpantheon for me so I won't really care if it's shite, but comparing a limited E3 demo to full games isn't really fair.

:foxx
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: a slime appears on June 18, 2015, 07:26:14 PM: I played it a bunch, and honestly it was a pretty shitty demo. I expected a whole lot more feature-wise and it was visually simplistic.

The first person aiming on the Wii U GamePad is an interesting gimmick but it's only really useful when there's a cutscene playing and you can continue shooting down dudes using the gyro controls on the Wii U Gamepad. Then again why the fuck do you have a cutscene that doesn't pause the game?
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: sarslip on June 18, 2015, 08:42:02 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 18, 2015, 06:05:06 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on June 18, 2015, 02:02:56 PM
Why is this outsourced?

They've outsourced every Star Fox game since Star Fox 64.

And they've all been shite.

but wait a minute nintendo have been outsourcing lots of their popular franchises since at leas--- :ohhh
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: qq more on June 18, 2015, 09:25:10 PM: :yeshrug Game looked fun to me from the bits I've seen at the digital event. Graphically? Yeah, it needs work. I'll be cautious though because the last Star Fox game was complete utter garbage. (Star Fox Command)

Quote from: a slime appears on June 18, 2015, 07:26:14 PM
I played it a bunch, and honestly it was a pretty shitty demo. I expected a whole lot more feature-wise and it was visually simplistic.

The first person aiming on the Wii U GamePad is an interesting gimmick but it's only really useful when there's a cutscene playing and you can continue shooting down dudes using the gyro controls on the Wii U Gamepad. Then again why the fuck do you have a cutscene that doesn't pause the game?
Is the gyro shooting optional?
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Yeti on June 18, 2015, 10:05:27 PM: The graphics look worse than Starfox Adventures.
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 18, 2015, 10:35:50 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 18, 2015, 06:37:59 PM
It's not like we've seen the entire game yet. Who knows.

Star Fox only is a couple steps above Metroid in the Ninpantheon for me so I won't really care if it's shite, but comparing a limited E3 demo to full games isn't really fair.
I mean you started the comparison...

The point was that having Platinum develop your game brings certain expectations. Even if what they could develop wouldn't be line with the other Star Fox games it wouldn't matter, the brand needs something fresh anyway. They could have brought that Platinum over the top crazy action that was in Bayonetta 2 and on display in pretty much every promo. The promo stuff we've seen here is a bit half baked.

Instead of something like MGS Rising where Platinum was given most of the keys, what we've seen so far is something like Korra. Do something with this IP. They may yet make a decent game, but with Rising they made a Metal Gear game with thier unique sensibilities, something you saw even in that game's first trailer. This, this seems like a Nintendo game and I think they would have been better off letting Platinum go crazy. I mean it's Star Fox. Who really cares at this point. Hell, dosen't even look like it's using that Platinum engine.

And honestly Star Fox Assault wasn't a bad idea for a Star Fox. Game. Big and Loud Space Opera. It just had to stuff the game with other crap.
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: sarslip on June 19, 2015, 08:28:43 AM: Quote from: Yeti on June 18, 2015, 10:05:27 PM
The graphics look worse than Starfox Adventures.

all graphics look worse than the furry masterpiece that is Le Starfox Aventure
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 19, 2015, 09:13:36 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 18, 2015, 06:05:06 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on June 18, 2015, 02:02:56 PM
Why is this outsourced?

They've outsourced every Star Fox game since Star Fox 64.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And they've all been shite.
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My point exactly!
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: demi on June 19, 2015, 11:48:13 AM: This game is AWFUL with gyro controls. HOoooooly shit. I felt bad for the guy because he kept wanting me to so I used it for a split second. Fuuuck that.

Also he got offended when he told me to do a barrel roll and I said that's not your line.

Fuck him, he gave some bitch a arwing pin from the other booth cause she was flashing her vag and he was thirsty as fuck.
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: sarslip on June 20, 2015, 08:54:18 AM: Quote from: demi on June 19, 2015, 11:48:13 AM
This game is AWFUL with gyro controls. HOoooooly shit. I felt bad for the guy because he kept wanting me to so I used it for a split second. Fuuuck that.

Also he got offended when he told me to do a barrel roll and I said that's not your line.

Fuck him, he gave some bitch a arwing pin from the other booth cause she was flashing her vag and he was thirsty as fuck.

This is my favorite post of the year.
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: mjemirzian on June 20, 2015, 11:01:36 AM: I have this game pre-ordered. Don't disappoint me, Platinum.

You can play with the protroller, right? Don't need to use touchpad/waggle/bullshit controls?
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: benjipwns on May 04, 2016, 02:38:01 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IceMIN7wzAk
Title: Re: Starfox 6
Post by: bork on May 04, 2016, 09:32:56 AM: Quote from: benjipwns on May 04, 2016, 02:38:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IceMIN7wzAk

"Seriously, if you're gonna screw with only one part of the formula, don't make it the one part that makes the game fun to play!" :lol