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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 23, 2015, 10:16:32 AM

Title: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 23, 2015, 10:16:32 AM: Today I'm deciding between Bourbon Chicken and White rice and General Tsao's chicken and friend rice.

The struggle is real.
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Himu on June 23, 2015, 10:18:39 AM: Thread of the month. :lawd

Dat Peking Duck :rejoice
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Brehvolution on June 23, 2015, 10:22:09 AM: Most chinese places you expect pretty much the same stuff when you order.... except the house fried rice. Every place seems to have it's own spin on it. Why does the curry chicken have more onions than chicken in it?

Sa cha pork :lawd
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 23, 2015, 10:25:31 AM: Went with Bourbon Chicken :lawd

Fixing to go ham in about an hour.
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 23, 2015, 10:37:26 AM: Bourbon Chicken is Chinese food?
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2015, 10:38:41 AM: Kung pao chicken is my shit. And you know what? I love crab puffs. Americanized Chinese :lawd
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 23, 2015, 10:39:04 AM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2015, 10:38:41 AM
Kung pao chicken is my shit. And you know what? I love crab puffs. Americanized Chinese :lawd

Hmmmm. CatsCatsCats

I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2015, 10:39:24 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on June 23, 2015, 10:37:26 AM
Bourbon Chicken is Chinese food?

Pretty sure only in food courts, but sure
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 23, 2015, 10:41:22 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on June 23, 2015, 10:37:26 AM
Bourbon Chicken is Chinese food?

It is here, you waste of oxygen. Try to keep up

http://www.tangswok.com/
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 23, 2015, 11:22:58 AM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2015, 10:39:24 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on June 23, 2015, 10:37:26 AM
Bourbon Chicken is Chinese food?

Pretty sure only in food courts, but sure

I see, guess you can say its American , like NYC pizza
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 23, 2015, 11:25:25 AM: Roast pork lo mein :drool

Chicken pot stickers :drool
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 23, 2015, 11:26:43 AM: Chicken on a stick :mouf
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Yeti on June 23, 2015, 11:31:41 AM: When you find a good all you can eat Chinese buffet. :lawd :mouf
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 23, 2015, 11:40:20 AM: Shanghai Gyoza
Spicy shredded potato salad
Xinjiang beef skewers
Lanzhou beef noodle soup
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Kara on June 23, 2015, 11:46:25 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on June 23, 2015, 11:40:20 AM
Shanghai Gyoza
Spicy shredded potato salad
Xinjiang beef skewers
Lanzhou beef noodle soup

fucking tryhards
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 23, 2015, 12:10:06 PM: Stir fried tomato with scrambled egg
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2015, 12:32:33 PM: Egg foo yung is some goat tier stuff too if the place does it well
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Positive Touch on June 23, 2015, 12:43:07 PM: welp I know what I'm getting for lunch today!
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: demi on June 23, 2015, 12:47:30 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on June 23, 2015, 11:40:20 AM
Shanghai Gyoza
Spicy shredded potato salad
Xinjiang beef skewers
Lanzhou beef noodle soup

this isnt chinese food. these are pokemon.
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Positive Touch on June 23, 2015, 12:49:25 PM: the worst day of my life was when I went to a Chinese place on the west coast and asked for crab rangoons and they said "what are those?"
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Brehvolution on June 23, 2015, 12:51:16 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on June 23, 2015, 12:43:07 PM
welp I know what I'm getting for lunch today!

Same here. Chalupas from Taco Bell. (http://i.imgur.com/0qpsyWR.png)
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Freyj on June 23, 2015, 01:08:58 PM: In the theme of "chinese" food, homemade korean beef bowl :mouf
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Positive Touch on June 23, 2015, 01:59:20 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/DZnadiNl.jpg)

hell yeah
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2015, 02:33:00 PM: Black cherry off brand soda, I can feel the diabetes from here

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Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Positive Touch on June 23, 2015, 02:43:22 PM: in St Louis it's mandated by law that you must drink a Vess when you eat Chinese food
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: nachobro on June 23, 2015, 02:44:16 PM: Damn I was gonna make pork chops tonight but now I just want MSG laden fried Chinese mess
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 23, 2015, 02:45:34 PM: Is Panda Express any good? One just opened up in this area.
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2015, 02:47:59 PM: I mean, not really, but some of the entrees are good enough for fast food. The rice and noodles are bullshit tho
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: El Babua on June 23, 2015, 02:50:59 PM: Quote from: Swishercrat on June 23, 2015, 02:45:34 PM
Is Panda Express any good? One just opened up in this area.

I swore I'd never eat at one again 7 years ago, but people around me seem to love that place.
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 23, 2015, 02:52:03 PM: Best garbage human americhinese food is always in a dingy lounge with super cheap wells in my experience.
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 23, 2015, 02:56:30 PM: That's a shame, stick to the disgustingly good local joints.

The best places are often the grodiest of establishments. Finding a pube in your delicious burger :'(
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: king of the internet on June 23, 2015, 03:00:45 PM: Sesame chicken is mankind's greatest creation :lawd
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: demi on June 23, 2015, 03:36:34 PM: Places like Magic Wok, Panda Express and that ilk are lame. Always look for the high quality joints like "China King" "China Garden" "China NOUN"
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 23, 2015, 03:48:34 PM: Cheap, salty, MSG-filled Chinese food :preach
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 23, 2015, 03:50:33 PM: Quote from: demi on June 23, 2015, 03:36:34 PM
Places like Magic Wok, Panda Express and that ilk are lame. Always look for the high quality joints like "China King" "China Garden" "China NOUN"

Yep, just like with (real) Mexican food, the lower the health inspection rating, the better!
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Take My Breh Away on June 23, 2015, 03:57:46 PM: Local place does a specialty Honey Cantonese Chicken in light tempura and it is the GOAT. Melts in your mouth :lawd
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: toku on June 23, 2015, 05:04:00 PM: Place here called CHINATOPIA that also has Japanese items on the menu. Felt very :expert when I noticed.

General Tso da :goat
Veggie Egg Roll
Beef Lo Mein :goat
Veggie fry rice wit da broccoli :goat
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 23, 2015, 06:52:18 PM: Salt and Pepper Squid :lawd

My go-to dish once I know a place is on the level quality-wise.
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Kara on June 23, 2015, 09:27:09 PM: I live in the 32nd Mexican state so my local China Noun has charming items like "spicy fish" which has jalapenos on it while purporting to be Chinese.
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 23, 2015, 09:32:16 PM: chicken drenched in corn syrup and msg :mouf
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 23, 2015, 10:02:21 PM: I order from China Dragon III, so you know that shit's good.

Fuck, now I want some lo mein
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Tripon on November 17, 2019, 09:01:38 PM: I went to Dai Tai Fung yesterday. It was good.
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: nachobro on November 17, 2019, 11:31:02 PM: a Yang, huh? :wag
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: VomKriege on November 26, 2019, 09:48:31 AM: I'm working near one of the "Indochinatown districts" so I'm getting full of Banh Mi which is basically a Vietnam style sandwich in a French baguette.

:aah
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 26, 2019, 11:22:21 AM: Bahn mi is pretty good shit
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: tiesto on November 26, 2019, 12:11:28 PM: Kung Pao with extra chiles is my go-to, as well as Cumin lamb at the more authentic Szechuan joints...
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: porkbun on November 26, 2019, 12:45:22 PM: Extra spicy Drunken Noodles from a local mom and pop Vietnamese place

:delicious

For actual Chinese stuff, I'm all over dim sum a couple of weekends per month. Soup Squid Dumplings, crab puffs, and BBQ Pork Buns

:lawd
Title: Re: Official Bore Chinese food thread because Taco bell needs a Yang
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 26, 2019, 01:48:59 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on June 23, 2015, 10:37:26 AM
Bourbon Chicken is Chinese food?

Still relevant