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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on June 25, 2015, 09:10:49 PM

Title: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 25, 2015, 09:10:49 PM

this is kind of gross tbh. new children should just be randomly assigned a name from the canonical random name generator.

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 25, 2015, 09:23:31 PM

GOTY

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on June 25, 2015, 09:31:58 PM

is this about Massive Chalice?

and how you can't name your constantly spawning regents/child soldiers/grist for the war machine?

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 25, 2015, 11:27:52 PM

When they become men, they will get their true, spirit name.

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: Kara on June 26, 2015, 03:49:14 AM

My parents named both their kids for ethnic cleansers. :cac

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: benjipwns on June 26, 2015, 03:51:11 AM

I bet they'll make naming paid-DLC in the near future.

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: Kara on June 26, 2015, 03:57:56 AM

Quote from: benjipwns on June 26, 2015, 03:51:11 AM

I bet they'll make naming paid-DLC in the near future.

http://services.runescape.com/m=rswiki/en/Support_-_Changing_display_names

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 26, 2015, 04:14:04 AM

No regrets.

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 26, 2015, 04:15:15 AM

I think Reclusive is really talking about publishers picking names for their developers games.

I'm sure Sony is already using a random name generator so you should be happy (Horizon New Dawn).

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: chronovore on June 26, 2015, 06:47:49 AM

I think you should name them a series of control characters, but then give them a name if they die during Project Mayhem.

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 26, 2015, 11:35:51 AM

My real name was Daniel-Emil. But I had the Daniel removed when I was still a pretty young kid, because I didn't like it. #progressivefamily

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 26, 2015, 11:57:49 AM

Much like the tyranny of designation parents force onto their children at birth, mods have done the same with his post.

thedualities

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 26, 2015, 12:43:43 PM

Man imagine the congressional debates over the distribution used to model the names as Republicans push for Christian names (currently in vogue). 

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 26, 2015, 02:24:13 PM

I am in favor of anything that might boost Excel sales.

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 26, 2015, 02:56:11 PM

And I am in favor of any job that might require a Masters in natural language processing

Title: Re: why should parents get to pick names for their children?
Post by: king of the internet on June 26, 2015, 05:00:12 PM

Instead of being named, everyone should be assigned a unique serial number and have it tattooed to their forehead imo