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Title: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 26, 2015, 10:59:40 PM
The chick cosplays as anime characters and looks like a cuter version of Veruca James (:nsfw).

Also, she's going to be at a friends birthday party, that I'm going to, this coming Friday.

HALP

*drinks another malbec bottle like it's going out of style*


Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: StealthFan on June 26, 2015, 11:01:01 PM
Don't talk about anime.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 26, 2015, 11:02:20 PM
Fill your room with anime figures and wall scrolls, casually mention that you appreciate the artistry of Japanese animation.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 26, 2015, 11:05:44 PM
Oh, and I just got this book in the mail and started reading it:

(http://i.imgur.com/gN93Zvo.jpg)

It's pretty good, brehs.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 26, 2015, 11:06:12 PM
The chick cosplays as anime characters
if you are over the age of 25 this should be your reaction :holeup
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: StealthFan on June 26, 2015, 11:08:49 PM
Our boy isn't over 25 tho :mynicca He needs to tap that onion booty so he can stop being a quarter-life virgin.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 26, 2015, 11:09:24 PM
The chick cosplays as anime characters
if you are over the age of 25 this should be your reaction :holeup
But she's super sugoi and kawaii, nudemacuser-senpai.  :uguu

I don't care if I have to watch hundreds of episodes of sailor moon to get it wet. (http://i.imgur.com/PDDwJYU.gif)
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 26, 2015, 11:11:43 PM
Ask her if End of Evangelion is art
FUCK. That's perfect. I'm totally doing this.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 26, 2015, 11:12:02 PM
Tell her that End of Evangelion is art
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 26, 2015, 11:12:26 PM
do you have to use all 92 of the tricks to achieve product-market fit?
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 26, 2015, 11:14:05 PM
Tell her that End of Evangelion is art
EVEN BETTER!

do you have to use all 92 of the tricks to achieve product-market fit?
The author right off the bat starts with 8 stellar tricks. I'm most likely going to use those 8.

So, to answer your question: nope.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 26, 2015, 11:15:54 PM
Buy her some Pocky.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Say, hey baby if I buy you some nachos will you put out?
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Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Kara on June 26, 2015, 11:17:27 PM
Casually mispronounce "hentai."
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 26, 2015, 11:22:05 PM
also, pics or gtfo
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 26, 2015, 11:23:54 PM
Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: thisismyusername on June 26, 2015, 11:26:20 PM
Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

Not putting the links behind hide tags. :comeon

In any case, don't freak out. Make jokes if you have common interests. Ask her questions, answer her questions. Simple, really. You just have to be charming.

Don't talk about the voices in your head, though. That's the big thing, dude, for you.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 26, 2015, 11:27:03 PM
Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

Not putting the links behind hide tags. :comeon

I don't want this to bite me in the ass later on.  :brazilcry
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 26, 2015, 11:27:49 PM
Tell her that End of Evangelion is art
EVEN BETTER!

do you have to use all 92 of the tricks to achieve product-market fit?
The author right off the bat starts with 8 stellar tricks. I'm most likely going to use those 8.

So, to answer your question: nope.

Have you read the whole book yet though? If 8 were enough, why would there even be a need for the other 84? I bet it's one of those situations where there is some non-obvious gap in the 8, something that seems really minor, like the problem feels like it's already 99% solved, but when you start thinking about the solution you realize the (seeming) last 1% is going to be harder to solve than the 99%, and the partial solution is actually completely useless without it.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 26, 2015, 11:31:24 PM
Tell her that End of Evangelion is art
EVEN BETTER!

do you have to use all 92 of the tricks to achieve product-market fit?
The author right off the bat starts with 8 stellar tricks. I'm most likely going to use those 8.

So, to answer your question: nope.

Have you read the whole book yet though? If 8 were enough, why would there even be a need for the other 84? I bet it's one of those situations where there is some non-obvious gap in the 8, something that seems really minor, like the problem feels like it's already 99% solved, but when you start thinking about the solution you realize the (seeming) last 1% is going to be harder to solve than the 99%, and the partial solution is actually completely useless without it.
The first 8 seem to be the core essentials for general/everyday stuff.

The rest seem to be much more specific for certain social contexts.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 26, 2015, 11:39:37 PM
Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

Not putting the links behind hide tags. :comeon

I don't want this to bite me in the ass later on.  :brazilcry

if it makes you feel better i whipped out my crystal ball and it tells me you're not going to do anything with her so don't fret.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 26, 2015, 11:40:37 PM
joe(http://i.imgur.com/RRHZYyF.png)checked
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 26, 2015, 11:41:34 PM
joe(http://i.imgur.com/RRHZYyF.png)checked
do you have a separate inbox for dick pics or something? I keep sending them like you want but i've yet to be verified. it's been weeks.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 26, 2015, 11:42:21 PM
Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

Not putting the links behind hide tags. :comeon

I don't want this to bite me in the ass later on.  :brazilcry

if it makes you feel better i whipped out my crystal ball and it tells me you're not going to do anything with her so don't fret.
:fbm

Well, she won't be the only single weeaboo girl at this party so...  :win
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 26, 2015, 11:42:57 PM
joe(http://i.imgur.com/RRHZYyF.png)checked
do you have a separate inbox for dick pics or something? I keep sending them like you want but i've yet to be verified. it's been weeks.

I'm busy reviewing them...in the bathroom...while I'm doing bathroom stuff. DON'T COME IN HERE!
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 26, 2015, 11:43:59 PM
Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

Not putting the links behind hide tags. :comeon

I don't want this to bite me in the ass later on.  :brazilcry

if it makes you feel better i whipped out my crystal ball and it tells me you're not going to do anything with her so don't fret.
:fbm

Well, she won't be the only single weeaboo girl at this party so...  :win
zero times any number is still zero
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 26, 2015, 11:46:48 PM
Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

Not putting the links behind hide tags. :comeon

I don't want this to bite me in the ass later on.  :brazilcry

if it makes you feel better i whipped out my crystal ball and it tells me you're not going to do anything with her so don't fret.
:fbm

Well, she won't be the only single weeaboo girl at this party so...  :win
zero times any number is still zero
(http://i.imgur.com/raIGFgt.png)
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 26, 2015, 11:47:41 PM
but just think, even a fraction puts you on the board!
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 26, 2015, 11:52:12 PM
but just think, even a fraction puts you on the board!

Like if he just puts in the tip?
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: thisismyusername on June 26, 2015, 11:58:13 PM
But really though, here's a good starter. Though maybe not in the way I phrase it. You want to lead into it so it doesn't seem creepy/stalker-ish.

"So, I heard you're into anime. I've seen Cowboy Bebop (or Samurai Champloo or whatever you HAVE actually seen). What do you think of it?" (Her answering here) "(Questions on anime or getting her opinion on stuff here)"

NOTE though: That only works if 1) you actually have an interest in anime/will check her recommendations out and get back to her and 2) you have a semi-knowledge of some anime so you can have a conversation starter before turning it outwards to another subject or whatever.
--

I don't know if you have social anxiety like most of the internet (:fbm ) but a good starting place if you aren't on a deadline (like you're making yourself here) would be to go a social group/club or even look on meetup/Google/et. al. for social anxiety or just social groups to force yourself into conversations and get better at it. That's the basic thing with "woo"ing people.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 26, 2015, 11:59:00 PM
can i be real? you do NOT want a weeaboo girl. EVER.

please understand

:uguu + :mouf = :dead ERY TIME. ERY TIME.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: king of the internet on June 26, 2015, 11:59:14 PM
Top 12 Anime Characters That Embody Positive PUA / Gentleman Qualities (http://www.pualingo.com/top-12-anime-characters-that-embody-positive-pua-gentleman-qualities/)
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 27, 2015, 12:02:55 AM
Top 12 Anime Characters That Embody Positive PUA / Gentleman Qualities (http://www.pualingo.com/top-12-anime-characters-that-embody-positive-pua-gentleman-qualities/)

Master Roshi? :neogaf
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2015, 12:05:59 AM
Great thread. Friday night crew delivering. :preach
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: king of the internet on June 27, 2015, 12:08:40 AM
Top 12 Anime Characters That Embody Positive PUA / Gentleman Qualities (http://www.pualingo.com/top-12-anime-characters-that-embody-positive-pua-gentleman-qualities/)

Master Roshi? :neogaf

Did you even read the full article?  ???

Quote
At the core, Roshi is very wise and kind-hearted most of the time. A man who never forgets the joys of the female is a man who lives a long time.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:quark

the joys of the female....
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Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Yeti on June 27, 2015, 12:13:06 AM
I have to admit, I thought that Ferengi emote was going to be pretty useless, but we seem to be getting a lot of good mileage out of it.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nachobro on June 27, 2015, 12:26:32 AM
 :holeup
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 27, 2015, 12:30:42 AM
the delta between

"golly, she actually GETS the metatextuality of steins;gate" :uguu

and

"golly, she's a neurotic codependent with frequent psychotic breaks" :brazilcry

can only be accurately measured in terms of quantum frequencies

spoiler (click to show/hide)
ask bebpo (http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r151/ll_Crayola_ll7/Emotes/iiam-1.gif)
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Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 27, 2015, 12:33:39 AM
i mean, you MAY get lucky and score a vularai with blue hair and perky titties but she'll also spend more time quoting deathnote while you grunt out a struggle spurt
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: toku on June 27, 2015, 12:43:23 AM
I believe in you Atra!

https://youtu.be/KxGRhd_iWuE
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 27, 2015, 01:29:48 AM
Tell her she makes your heart go "doki doki"
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2015, 01:57:09 AM
It's pretty fun dating an :expert. I mean there's all sorts of bad things that come with the territory, but it's not like I can rest on a throne of success like Drinky can that empowers me to malign :expert s.

What did Eduwardu-kun and Alphonse Elric teach us? In order to obtain or create something, something of equal value must be lost or destroyed. :uguu
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 27, 2015, 02:26:07 AM
weeaboo chicks have issues. avoid
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: OnlyRegret on June 27, 2015, 03:01:24 AM
Top 12 Anime Characters That Embody Positive PUA / Gentleman Qualities (http://www.pualingo.com/top-12-anime-characters-that-embody-positive-pua-gentleman-qualities/)

...
Talk about scraping that barrel
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Nibel on June 27, 2015, 07:11:16 AM
Dress up as Naruto
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: archie4208 on June 27, 2015, 07:51:41 AM
Make sure she never sees this thread.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: chronovore on June 27, 2015, 07:53:50 AM
Just don't act avid. Don't look or smell desperate.

Ask questions and listen to her answers. Show empathy.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Rufus on June 27, 2015, 09:35:50 AM
If you get her number your emoticon game needs to be up to par.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 27, 2015, 09:37:08 AM
Just don't act avid. Don't look or smell desperate.

Ask questions and listen to her answers. Show empathy.

Thanks for the advice, Dr. Phil.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: chronovore on June 27, 2015, 10:07:03 AM
Just don't act avid. Don't look or smell desperate.

Ask questions and listen to her answers. Show empathy.

Thanks for the advice, Dr. Phil.

I know this is all obvious advice for most people, but considering his situation it seemed worth mentioning.

It's also doubly worth being genuinely curious about her personality and values when any "cute cosplayer" is going to have most men just trying to get into her Faye-Valentine-themed pants.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 27, 2015, 12:28:09 PM
Be handsome, charasmatic, confident, and make her laugh. Ez.

Honestly though, whenever I concoct scenarios in my head then shit rarely pans out. I do best with women when I'm not trying to overly impress them or win their hearts. Think it has to do with giving off better vibes like seeming content with yourself and not being wizardly desperate. You want to seem enticing to be around, and you do that by being fun, warm, and empathetic with others (smile and listen). Don't drown yourself in self imposed pressure or expectations, unless you like anxiety and self sabatoging things.

I know tha struggle; it's hard to be laid back when you so badly want some of dat ass :drool

Also, I wouldn't even be worried about this girl until something more serious is established. Go to the party just to meet people and have fun. You can't really plan this shit.

BTW I just farted on my girl so take that as you will :leon
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 27, 2015, 12:33:55 PM
Oh and good luck dude. Regardless of what happens, view the entire thing as an experience, as something to learn from. Life isn't black or white; you're not winning or losing, just living. 8)
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 12:40:55 PM
 :preach
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 12:45:12 PM
I found the the key to getting girls to like you is being good looking and lying a lot.  Also eye contact, smiling, and the implication of being on a boat. 
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Huff on June 27, 2015, 01:12:40 PM
Just blackout and hope you wake up in bed with her. Or anyone
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 27, 2015, 02:19:50 PM
do some time in a mac/mupepe sandwich. you'll discover things about yourself.

#dumpsterlessons
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: El Babua on June 27, 2015, 02:44:59 PM
Get on that neg train breh

"Anime is pretty garbage. Let's make out."
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 04:02:30 PM
do some time in a mac/mupepe sandwich. you'll discover things about yourself.

#dumpsterlessons
let me show you the dirt road to nirvana
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 04:08:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ox5zTTQ.jpg)
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 04:16:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ox5zTTQ.jpg)
*5 years later after wearing that shirt*

(http://i.imgur.com/g4kPRMf.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/zEMKBqxh.png)
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 27, 2015, 04:18:13 PM
Could always try sending a photo of your cock
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Himu on June 27, 2015, 04:19:28 PM
"Hey, want to do something together some time?"

Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 27, 2015, 04:21:38 PM
:letsfukk
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 04:21:45 PM
Ask her if she's seen Death Note.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 04:29:16 PM
impress her with your knowledge of lain. your insights into classic cornball weeaboo 'intellectual' anime will not only soften her heart, but probably trigger whatever massive psychological damage/event that led her to dress in cosplay. you don't even have to watch lain, just read a massive fanthing wikispurt on the subject. an across the board win if executed well.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 04:30:44 PM
You my Chi Chi girl
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Himu on June 27, 2015, 04:32:24 PM
"Did Kare Kano make you cry too?"
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 04:33:55 PM
Make her prepare you food.  Take a bite, wait a whole minute without expression, then say 'Veruca-chan this is so good!!!!'.  Then she will get all excited and let you do anal.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 27, 2015, 04:34:31 PM
:tocry
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2015, 04:43:37 PM
Ask what her favorite episode of Elfen Lied was.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 04:44:53 PM
Ask what her favorite episode of Elfen Lied was.
a good choice that covers the 2edgy4me and catgirl fields of weeaboo anime dorkdom.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 04:46:21 PM
why am i spending my saturday afternoon helping atra pork an anime dork girl.

oh thats right it's a billion degrees outside in washington.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Himu on June 27, 2015, 04:47:52 PM
ASK HER WHAT HER FAVORITE GUNDAM OPENING IS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaKdLdTamD8

:rock
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 04:49:24 PM
yeah

and also if she likes fist of the north star and/or ninja scroll. if she curls her nose, well :bolo
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: king of the internet on June 27, 2015, 04:49:35 PM
why am i spending my saturday afternoon helping atra pork an anime dork girl.

oh thats right it's a billion degrees outside in washington.

Hit 80 here today  :whew Already missing the brutal cold of winter.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: toku on June 27, 2015, 04:50:46 PM
ASK HER WHAT HER FAVORITE GUNDAM OPENING IS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaKdLdTamD8

:rock
https://youtu.be/CoplnxPv-J0

(http://i.imgur.com/HwK4uCC.gif)
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Himu on June 27, 2015, 04:52:23 PM
ASK HER WHAT HER FAVORITE GUNDAM OPENING IS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaKdLdTamD8

:rock
https://youtu.be/CoplnxPv-J0

(http://i.imgur.com/HwK4uCC.gif)

Show is mediocre garbo but the op is legendary status


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljXFL4dyDIk
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2015, 04:52:24 PM
Stardust Memory :preach

80s action movie the Gundam OVA. :rock
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 04:52:47 PM
why am i spending my saturday afternoon helping atra pork an anime dork girl.

oh thats right it's a billion degrees outside in washington.

Hit 80 here today  :whew Already missing the brutal cold of winter.
(http://i.imgur.com/RKjtEys.png?1)

:brazilcry
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 04:53:44 PM
Whining about high 80s.

Bruh pls.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 27, 2015, 04:54:04 PM
why am i spending my saturday afternoon helping atra pork an anime dork girl.

oh thats right it's a billion degrees outside in washington.

It's about 80 here Portland, Metro Area it's supposed to go up to about 96.  :brazilcry
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Himu on June 27, 2015, 04:54:44 PM
https://youtu.be/YGBw4uCZ4hA

CRYING!!!! ima wa mienakuuuuu tomo
SEARCHING!!!! michi shirube waaaaaaaaa ukabu

I WANNA HAVE A PURE TIMEEEEEE!!!

EVERYONE'S A NOBLE MIIIIIND

:bow
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Himu on June 27, 2015, 04:55:03 PM
why am i spending my saturday afternoon helping atra pork an anime dork girl.

oh thats right it's a billion degrees outside in washington.

Hit 80 here today  :whew Already missing the brutal cold of winter.

die
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 04:55:58 PM
Whining about high 80s.

Bruh pls.
it strangely feels warmer than my years in riverside. dunno why.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 04:56:13 PM
I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening. 
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: toku on June 27, 2015, 04:57:36 PM
Never saw the Zeta JP ops because I own the first run dvds they released here in the mid 00s. They were subbed only, thinpack style cases and I guess they couldn't license the songs so we got some instrumental bit from the score over the intros  :-\
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 04:59:15 PM
I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening.

God. Atra, just pull a Gundam Wing and tell her on your first meeting that you'll kill her.

In anime they swoon after that.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 27, 2015, 04:59:57 PM
I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening. 

Gundam is an important work of art that will one day be displayed in the Louvre alongside the Mona Lisa. :ufup
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 05:01:03 PM
Don't talk about anime.
Be handsome, charasmatic, confident, and make her laugh. Ez.

Honestly though, whenever I concoct scenarios in my head then shit rarely pans out. I do best with women when I'm not trying to overly impress them or win their hearts. Think it has to do with giving off better vibes like seeming content with yourself and not being wizardly desperate. You want to seem enticing to be around, and you do that by being fun, warm, and empathetic with others (smile and listen). Don't drown yourself in self imposed pressure or expectations, unless you like anxiety and self sabatoging things.

I know tha struggle; it's hard to be laid back when you so badly want some of dat ass :drool

Also, I wouldn't even be worried about this girl until something more serious is established. Go to the party just to meet people and have fun. You can't really plan this shit.

BTW I just farted on my girl so take that as you will :leon

I'm just going to follow Stealth's & Swisher's advice and leave it at that.

Why complicate things? :yeshrug
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 05:01:10 PM
It will draw crowds and leave people saying 'that's what people got so excited about'?
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 05:01:53 PM
look at all these bitches riding on devo's zap. i see you motherfuckers :ufup
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Himu on June 27, 2015, 05:03:23 PM
What's her favorite Final Fantasy? This is the most important part.  :larry
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2015, 05:05:36 PM
Heero Yui leaving that teddy bear for Relena-chan. :uguu
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 05:10:16 PM
Show up at her front door like this:

(http://cosplaywind.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/how-to-make-inuyasha-cosplay2.jpg)

Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 05:10:39 PM
she won't be the only  weeaboo girl at this party

:kobeyuck
Desperation.

It's so fucking demonic, bruhs.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Beezy on June 27, 2015, 05:20:56 PM
https://youtu.be/CoplnxPv-J0

(http://i.imgur.com/HwK4uCC.gif)
GOAT :preach
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 07:20:45 PM
Sometimes you have to not try so hard. (that's good life advice in general.  :win )

Also you talking about my "white dick" skeezed me out a bit.  :larry
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2015, 07:36:46 PM
The posts of mine that I like often don't get likes. :idont
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 07:41:41 PM
Me too all my best posts go unnoticed and unloved which is why I've been an advocate for self likes for years now.  I really just need a way of saying 'guys, this post is a part of my soul, please give it the attention it deserves'. 
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 07:41:57 PM
Weeaboos love asian food. Chinese is too generic though.

Ask her out for dinner to a Japanese or Korean establishment.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: chronovore on June 27, 2015, 07:42:18 PM
The posts of mine that I like often don't get likes. :idont

And we like you, but you don't like yourself, so there's that. :idont
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 08:03:17 PM
I'd like to see her.  PM me. 
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 08:04:05 PM
 :beli
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: thisismyusername on June 27, 2015, 08:13:50 PM
Could always try sending a photo of your cock

:hitler I see you.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 08:15:07 PM
Atra just PM'd me a pic of the wench in question. Olimarion practices up in this bitch.

I'll be praying for your failure from now on. :ufup
I try to be nice and this is what I get. (http://i.imgur.com/Qn0FXh3.png)

Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 08:15:57 PM
Atra just PM'd me a pic of the wench in question. Olimarion practices up in this bitch.

I'll be praying for your failure from now on. :ufup
I try to be nice and this is what I get. (http://i.imgur.com/Qn0FXh3.png)

 :iface
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 08:18:48 PM
Well, I'll be under my rock if anyone needs me.

*scuttles*
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 08:22:27 PM
My inbox is still empty Atra.  I need you to fill it. 
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 08:23:19 PM
My inbox is still empty Atra.  I need you to fill it.

How do I win the heart of a weeaboo nerdy girl?
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 08:25:11 PM
How do I win the heart of a weeaboo nerdy any girl?
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 08:35:42 PM
How do I win the heart of a weeaboo nerdy any girl?

Be anybody but you.

 :quark
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: thisismyusername on June 27, 2015, 08:40:25 PM
Also you talking about my "white dick" skeezed me out a bit.  :larry

Like you haven't said worse.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 08:41:07 PM
Also you talking about my "white dick" skeezed me out a bit.  :larry

Like you haven't said worse.
:noah
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 08:47:51 PM
Having now seen the girl, who is very pretty, I suggest trying to get her very very drunk.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 08:48:46 PM
Having now seen the girl, who is very pretty, I suggest trying to get her very very drunk.

 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 08:50:23 PM
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/godfather/images/4/49/Marlon_brando_make_up.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120303095214)
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 08:50:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/y67snFs.gif)

NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT SEND ARVIE PICS
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 09:13:58 PM
Having now seen the girl, who is very pretty, I suggest trying to get her very very drunk.
this is my go to

works everytiem
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 09:16:25 PM
If anyone is getting black out drunk at this party it's me.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Huff on June 27, 2015, 09:18:11 PM
Having now seen the girl, who is very pretty, I suggest trying to get her very very drunk.

 :kobeyuck

(http://i.imgur.com/7CEnmac.gif)
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2015, 09:24:59 PM
If it helps I meant that in a positive way, like 'you can get her drunk and be in a ethically questionable situation with her - I believe in you.'
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2015, 09:39:25 PM
The posts of mine that I like often don't get likes. :idont

And we like you, but you don't like yourself, so there's that. :idont

You like some of my material, not me. :iface
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 27, 2015, 09:54:39 PM
On my forum I think I will just code it such that all my posts are auto-liked by all users (MySpace Tom updated for modern social media semantics and ambitions), but since that will probably still come out to just me I'll augment it with a selection of noted non-litigious celebrities and historical figures.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: brawndolicious on June 28, 2015, 02:36:18 AM
It sounds cold but if there are other boobed anime fans there then why don't you practice breaking the ice with them with this extremely specific hobby so the one who looks like a porn star doesn't assume you're just desperately hitting on her? Legitimate social interaction is the only cure for the social blue balls you're feeling.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on June 28, 2015, 03:52:57 AM
Pics please.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: chronovore on June 28, 2015, 04:54:05 AM
The posts of mine that I like often don't get likes. :idont

And we like you, but you don't like yourself, so there's that. :idont

You like some of my material, not me. :iface

Enh. You remind me of one of my best friends when he was under 30. We didn't get along as well then, but he's since managed to learn and grow past his personal history. I think you are a good person dealing with a crap background, and you'll eventually work through this. You are exceedingly sharp.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 28, 2015, 03:29:13 PM
It's adapted from a Neil Sedaka song :laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFCc5NLTWtc

Although of course it doesn't have that descending string line -> brass BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM intro, which is the best part of the TV anime version. Usually when I play that song I just listen to the first 10 seconds and then repeat that a bunch of times. My personal ambition is for the world to play that 10 second intro to announce my presence every time I walk into a room.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: tiesto on June 28, 2015, 11:48:10 PM
I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening.

God. Atra, just pull a Gundam Wing and tell her on your first meeting that you'll kill her.

In anime they swoon after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBMMcYqsgrE

So awesome.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 28, 2015, 11:59:26 PM
I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening.

God. Atra, just pull a Gundam Wing and tell her on your first meeting that you'll kill her.

In anime they swoon after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBMMcYqsgrE

So awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsTgWCZNk-0
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: team filler on June 29, 2015, 12:00:28 AM
you can't "win" with a weaboo girl
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 29, 2015, 12:09:52 AM
I'll take that L if I have to.

It's better than the massive L that's waiting for me in five years.  :hitler
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: thisismyusername on June 29, 2015, 12:36:03 AM
Oh, FFS. If your virginity is that big of a deal to you go the one-night stand route and be done with it. Don't go through all this work to get a girl just to attempt to knock that "milestone" out.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: chronovore on June 29, 2015, 12:37:06 AM
I'll take that L if I have to.

It's better than the massive L that's waiting for me in five years.  :hitler
There is no L waiting for you, you have no L in your future, the only L is right now, perceiving that you're deficient. Be more kind to yourself.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 29, 2015, 12:49:37 AM
Ha, Sorry. My sarcasm wasn't coming through that post.

I'll be alright no matter what happens.  :D
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 29, 2015, 12:55:13 AM
I don't know man. Going to a party with a specific girl in mind sounds like setting yourself up for failure. Girls can pick up on that shit.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 29, 2015, 12:57:06 AM
The only L is the entire sociobioeconomic system of obligatory romantic and sexual attraction which is wrong, bad and wrong
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: El Babua on June 29, 2015, 12:58:39 AM
I don't know man. Going to a party with a specific girl in mind sounds like setting yourself up for failure. Girls can pick up on that shit.

Speaking of Ls. Taking a major L for even recalling this, but I remember back in my GameFaqs days 8-9 years ago, a skinny indian dude stalking a girl online decided to finally approach her at a party. Obviously he made a thread asking for advice, and obviously the girl found him creepy when they met.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Atramental on June 29, 2015, 01:43:26 AM
I don't know man. Going to a party with a specific girl in mind sounds like setting yourself up for failure. Girls can pick up on that shit.
This thread wasn't really 100% serious to begin with. My brain on alcohol might as well be a chimpanzee brain.

Mac's post about him "looking into his crystal ball" is pretty spot on since he's probably seen me make these kinds of posts before (most likely in GAF's drunk thread) and ultimately nothing happens.

Now that I'm sober I'll say that I'm going to this party with the intention to eat, drink, and socialize with my friend and his friends.  :)




Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Kara on June 29, 2015, 01:49:37 AM
The only L is the entire sociobioeconomic system of obligatory romantic and sexual attraction which is wrong, bad and wrong

:preach
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 29, 2015, 02:13:07 AM
FWIW I've  never done anything drunk that I wouldn't have done while sober. For me drunkness is at best a lame alibi.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 29, 2015, 02:18:40 AM
EXCEPTION: Had I been sober during the composition of the preceding post, I would have not let the spurious double space through to the posting stage.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 29, 2015, 04:26:57 AM
Cannot say the same, with lowered inhibitions and the liquid courage it provides.
Disorderly conduct and a whole host of social Ls off the top of my head.
True, these are just magnifications of my already questionable behaviors and flawed internal logic so maybe you're right.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Barry Egan on June 29, 2015, 08:41:47 AM
I wonder how many girls Atra has pulled the same backpedal he does in all his threads. 

:uguu "Sorry Atra-sama, but I really see us more as just friends Uguuuuuu~"

:goty "oh, me too, yea I was just kidding, plus all this Mike's lemonade I've had...is End of Evangelion art?"
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Fifstar on June 29, 2015, 10:29:44 AM
Atra is still a virgin? Wasn't there a story about some fat girl?
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Kara on June 29, 2015, 11:02:06 AM
Atra is still a virgin? Wasn't there a story about some fat girl?

Like John Matrix he lied.
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 29, 2015, 11:40:52 AM
Imaginary fat girls need loving too
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 29, 2015, 01:31:06 PM
I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening. 

Gundam is an important work of art that will one day be displayed in the Louvre alongside the Mona Lisa. :ufup

This actually got me to post while on vacation.  8)
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 29, 2015, 03:06:14 PM
I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening. 

Gundam is an important work of art that will one day be displayed in the Louvre alongside the Mona Lisa. :ufup

This actually got me to post while on vacation.  8)

Not the timbers game? :umad
Title: Re: How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?
Post by: chronovore on June 29, 2015, 06:30:30 PM
I can't tell anymore if this thread is about making fun of Atra or a come-out thread to post how desperately you want to talk to a cosplay chick about your favorite Gundam opening. 

Gundam is an important work of art that will one day be displayed in the Louvre alongside the Mona Lisa. :ufup

This actually got me to post while on vacation.  8)

Plus you're on the Iberian Peninsula, so you're closer than any of us to The Louvre. You could, theoretically, leave a Gundam in the museum, fulfilling the prophecy and cementing nom du guerre.