THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 09:44:52 PM

Title: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 09:44:52 PM: And the rest of the Boritos were your students what books and assignments would you give?
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 09:46:15 PM: :hitler

I thought there was a post while toking thread.
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 09:47:04 PM: Nothing but 🍷 in this house.

I'm too sheltered to know how to score weed. :fbm
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 09:48:41 PM: Don't you work in design?

:heh
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 09:49:32 PM: Quote from: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 09:48:41 PM
Don't you work in design?

:heh

Yeah, with a bunch of Jonesers (BJU grads). :gurl
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: nudemacusers on June 27, 2015, 09:49:46 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/PNatyKA.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/bA3ySlk.jpg)
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 09:50:14 PM: Quote from: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 09:49:32 PM
Yeah, with a bunch of Jonesers. :gurl

So you just haven't realized they're full of shit. Got it.

:shaq
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Sausage on June 27, 2015, 09:55:10 PM: I'm a liberal professor and my gay students terrify me.
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 09:55:17 PM: Quote from: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 09:50:14 PM
Quote from: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 09:49:32 PM
Yeah, with a bunch of Jonesers. :gurl

So you just haven't realized they're full of shit. Got it.

:shaq
I know they're full of shit in some respects but I have a hard time believing they're full of the "we get blazed on the weekends" shit.
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 27, 2015, 10:02:26 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/gRStlqm.jpg)

In its original tongue, of course.
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2015, 10:04:01 PM: Lolita
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Positive Touch on June 27, 2015, 10:31:01 PM: I'll teach you how to suck cock you dirty son of a bitch
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 27, 2015, 11:03:29 PM: Quote from: Vularai on June 27, 2015, 10:04:01 PM
Lolita

Goth loli training class, I hope. :noah

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Gothic-Lolita
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Mandark on June 27, 2015, 11:21:38 PM: I'd make a grad student (Andrex) do all the teaching and have him assign the textbook I wrote, to goose the royalties..
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 27, 2015, 11:34:18 PM: i'd be the conservative professor no-one liked because of an editorial i wrote three years ago condemning anal sex :tocry
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 27, 2015, 11:35:38 PM: I'll be teaching a psychology class where we study the posts of recursivelynumberable.
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 28, 2015, 12:35:02 AM: I'd teach an accounting class where you'll have to account for the evil shit you've said on here (looking at you Drinky). Knuckles will be rapped and knuckle-heads will be raped. Vul will also give a guess lecture on accounting, to make sure you all will prefer my accounting class to a real one.
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Samson Manhug on June 28, 2015, 12:42:33 AM: Creepy Stalker studies 101. The assigned reading will be a smattering of his posts from across the internet and grades will be from the generic 5 page essays, but I grade hard.
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Kara on June 28, 2015, 12:42:56 AM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 28, 2015, 12:35:02 AM
I'd teach an accounting class where you'll have to account for the evil shit you've said on here (looking at you Drinky). Knuckles will be rapped and knuckle-heads will be raped. Vul will also give a guess lecture on accounting, to make sure you all will prefer my accounting class to a real one.

:dead
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Mandark on June 28, 2015, 01:35:00 AM: Upon further consideration, I'd be the professor who tells his students that evolution proves that there isn't a God and that gay people are superior. Only one of my students would be a marine who'd say something pithy and slug me in the jaw.
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 28, 2015, 01:39:25 AM: So you'd be a humanities professor.
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 28, 2015, 02:28:44 AM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 28, 2015, 12:35:02 AM
Vul will also give a guess lecture on accounting, to make sure you all will prefer my accounting class to a real one.

:brazilcry
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on June 28, 2015, 03:03:23 AM: :dolezal propagate black culture as a white authority figure
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Kara on June 28, 2015, 03:11:03 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 28, 2015, 02:28:44 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 28, 2015, 12:35:02 AM
Vul will also give a guess lecture on accounting, to make sure you all will prefer my accounting class to a real one.

:brazilcry

Don't worry, I'll spice up my guest lecture with my favorite poem (http://crimson-compass.tumblr.com/post/56866500409/conversation-with-a-tax-collector-about-poetry).

Quote
Then there’s amortization,
the deadliest of all;
amortization
of the heart and soul.

:lawd
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Tasty on June 28, 2015, 03:43:17 AM: (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41sfm7RW0ZL.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/615J4lKNI7L.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51q7ogApN8L.jpg)

Basically required reading in order to survive in the real world post-college.
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: OnlyRegret on June 28, 2015, 03:59:21 AM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 27, 2015, 11:35:38 PM
I'll be teaching a psychology class where we study the posts of recursivelynumberable.

you might think that; I couldn't possibly comment comprehensibly
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: team filler on June 28, 2015, 08:29:42 AM: anal sex ed
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2019, 04:03:31 AM: Quote from: Atramental on June 27, 2015, 09:47:04 PM
Nothing but 🍷 in this house.

I'm too sheltered to know how to score weed. :fbm
;)
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Tripon on November 16, 2019, 11:18:30 AM: Special Education: Your disability doesn't mean you can act like a dumbass.
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Potato on November 16, 2019, 02:35:03 PM: (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61kL9S6gFrL._AC_SY400_.jpg)
Read and provide me with a 1500 word summary on the politics of Terry Goodkind and why Terry was right
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 16, 2019, 03:09:47 PM: :notlikethis
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: agrajag on November 16, 2019, 03:14:24 PM: paddlin for everyone
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 16, 2019, 03:14:50 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 16, 2019, 03:09:47 PM
:notlikethis

shosta having a rebel phase
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 16, 2019, 04:34:17 PM: Quote from: Potato on November 16, 2019, 02:35:03 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61kL9S6gFrL._AC_SY400_.jpg)
Read and provide me with a 1500 word summary on the politics of Terry Goodkind and why Terry was right
You monster!
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Steve Contra on November 16, 2019, 06:04:15 PM: Quote from: filler on June 28, 2015, 08:29:42 AM
anal sex ed
filler was a better poster in 2015 confirmed
Title: Re: If The Bore was a university and you were a professor...
Post by: Potato on November 16, 2019, 09:30:55 PM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 16, 2019, 04:34:17 PM
Quote from: Potato on November 16, 2019, 02:35:03 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61kL9S6gFrL._AC_SY400_.jpg)
Read and provide me with a 1500 word summary on the politics of Terry Goodkind and why Terry was right
You monster!
Chicken monster you mean!!!!