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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on July 01, 2015, 02:42:43 PM

Title: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Eschaton on July 01, 2015, 02:42:43 PM
The fake CMT accents, blah blah blah shooting at my ranch,  why are you wearing cowboy boots with spurs on them? We're indoors. In suburban Missouri.

Dirt people rednecks :rejoice

Vince McMahon swaggerjackers :goty
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Tasty on July 01, 2015, 02:49:04 PM
LEAVE DRINKY ALONE :brazilcry
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 01, 2015, 02:49:29 PM
Dudes that own F-350's.

Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2015, 02:50:19 PM
cowboy boots in mo? we wear them year round here in texas. cowboy boots in MO....just can't comprehend it.
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2015, 03:07:20 PM
Dudes that own F-350's.

Truck over compensation is the worst kind. At least you can understand sports cars and guns, cause both of those are cool.

Driving a truck on a city highway  :mindblown

How they do it?!
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 01, 2015, 03:07:34 PM
Truck nuts on an F350

:neogaf
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 01, 2015, 03:08:18 PM
You see this shit all over the place in suburban Atlanta, btw. It's the fucking WORST.
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2015, 03:13:17 PM
But ATL also has a huge black population and is pretty much where all the folk are going. The dualities. 
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 01, 2015, 03:14:49 PM
But ATL also has a huge black population and is pretty much where all the folk are going. The dualities.

ATLANTA proper doesn't fucc with no redneck BS. It's all black people or hipsters. That shit is out in the burbs- those people TELL you they're from Atlanta but they really live in places called Lilburn, Alpharetta, etc. We don't want them and we don't claim them.

:pacspit
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 01, 2015, 03:17:08 PM
Tons of conservatives who couldn't deal with the bay area moved up to Redding. So you have all these fake cowboys and farmer types. The kind that ignore the fact that tons of farmers were total "commies" and love them some New Deal.
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2015, 03:18:40 PM
I truly feel like a large part of this is some attempt to grasp at an identity. Any kind. So they bulk around some culture they were never raised in.
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 01, 2015, 03:24:43 PM
I couldn't find a good one, but just imagine that I posted a picture of George W. Bush clearing brush.
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2015, 03:44:08 PM
Reminds me of that Ted Cruz quote where he says he got into country music because he liked how they responded to 9/11

pretty sure patriotism plays a large part in tying redneck culture. it's likely even the main draw and recruitment technique.
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Mr. Nobody on July 01, 2015, 03:46:09 PM
why are you wearing cowboy boots with spurs on them? We're indoors. In suburban Missouri.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE1_6WJ371A

"Saddle up and put spurs on my urr forces"  :neogaf
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 01, 2015, 03:58:01 PM
why u gotsta hate us cornpone sumbitch boys?
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Steve Contra on July 01, 2015, 04:03:26 PM
I know a rich Indian dude who lived in Atlanta long enough for this shit to start rubbing off on him.  Big trucks and casual racism towards blacks :brazilcry
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 01, 2015, 04:05:05 PM
LEAVE DRINKY ALONE :brazilcry

He's already taken more than enough L's this week, guys! Come on!
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: brawndolicious on July 01, 2015, 05:22:35 PM
I truly feel like a large part of this is some attempt to grasp at an identity. Any kind. So they bulk around some culture they were never raised in.

I think that's it, I saw them a lot in Santa Cruz which is super white. It probably when they get old enough to realize the tattoos they got in college are actually dumb and their yuppie lifestyle has too much ennui to bear. So they get a truck, a white girl 20 years younger, and they start to pee on the sidewalk trees every Friday night.
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Kara on July 01, 2015, 05:42:45 PM
Bourgie.
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 01, 2015, 06:01:19 PM
Nah, hipsters are worse.  They will always be worse.
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: dkdk on July 01, 2015, 08:48:45 PM
TBH out of all the cities and states I've been to the worst hive of redneck bougery is by far suburban Nashville. Brentwood, Antioch, Inglewood etc. Shameful

:kobeyuck

funny you mention that because i was just out there this weekend.

the levels of cac-ness were too damn high.
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: tiesto on July 01, 2015, 10:42:17 PM
Boogie is the worst.

Yeah, when I saw the title first thing that came to my mind was Boogie... was thinking this was a term for Canadian rednecks or something (is there such a thing or is that just Newfies?)
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on July 02, 2015, 02:00:54 AM
yeah, they really, really are.

back in Alaska I saw lots of dudes who's formal wear was a shitty cowboy hat with boots, some of them even had spurs. I seen dudes at weddings in that crap. And don't get me started on the pervasive country culture up there. The Palin clan is actually relatively (unfortunately) representative of many Alaskans, constantly drunk (http://www.ringoffireradio.com/2015/03/visibly-drunk-sarah-palin-fumbles-response-to-elizabeth-warren/), combative (http://www.adn.com/article/20141021/police-photos-audio-released-scene-party-brawl-involving-palins), and prone to poor decision making. (http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/25/bristol-palin-pregnant-for-second-time-calls-it-huge-disappointment/)
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Huff on July 02, 2015, 07:14:02 AM
I thank Ke$ha for my understanding of this topic
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on July 02, 2015, 07:18:45 AM
The fake CMT accents, blah blah blah shooting at my ranch,  why are you wearing cowboy boots with spurs on them? We're indoors. In suburban Missouri.

Dirt people rednecks :rejoice

Vince McMahon swaggerjackers :goty

Oh my fucking god yes. I mistakenly went to a bar called "The Thirsty Cowboy" with a girl once. Bunch of fake ass motherfuckers wearing flannels and cowboy hats but leaving in a Toyota Corolla.
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Brehvolution on July 23, 2015, 03:30:29 PM
http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2015/07/23/recruiting-center-shot-fired.html

:snoop
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: studyguy on July 23, 2015, 03:32:56 PM
Quote
“I’m nobody special,” Reed said. “I’m just a guy doing my job because my own government wouldn’t do it.”

Reed said he is not a military veteran. He described himself as an active gun enthusiast who makes a living working side jobs.

Just say you're unemployed breh ::)
Title: Re: bougie rednecks are the worst
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 23, 2015, 03:45:25 PM
The fake CMT accents, blah blah blah shooting at my ranch,  why are you wearing cowboy boots with spurs on them? We're indoors. In suburban Missouri.

Dirt people rednecks :rejoice

Vince McMahon swaggerjackers :goty

Oh my fucking god yes. I mistakenly went to a bar called "The Thirsty Cowboy" with a girl once. Bunch of fake ass motherfuckers wearing flannels and cowboy hats but leaving in a Toyota Corolla.

Fuck. :rofl My first car was a Corolla and you get no respect with that, other than daps for sensible fuel economy :teehee

Hand-me-downs bruh. When your privilege actually sets you back a notch :neogaf