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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: AWESOM-O on September 03, 2015, 08:45:37 PM

Title: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: AWESOM-O on September 03, 2015, 08:45:37 PM
Despite holding the power to single-handedly save you from an early demise, your son or daughter has declined to maximize societal utility and perform the one act that could keep you from shuffling off this mortal coil. Your condition is terminal, and your prognosis is a last few months of pain and misery. Rather than see you suffer, your family has opted to cart you off to an assisted-suicide clinic in Oregon, where you will drink a lethal dose of barbiturates and pass peacefully into the sweet hereafter.

What music do you pick for this momentous occasion?

I think I'd go with Symphony #6 by Ludwig Van, the Pastoral. It's really peaceful and pleasant, and it would be a stress-free soundtrack to help you ignore the goodbyes emanating from your useless kid's semen-free lips.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O1D1zuvWic

I could also go with the 9th, although it would be a very different exit. The drug cocktail only gives you a few minutes of consciousness, so maybe I'd start at the beginning of the 4th movement and hope to make it to Ode to Joy.

Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 03, 2015, 08:48:58 PM
this is pretty good. i'm partial to lvb's #7 though.
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 03, 2015, 08:49:36 PM
The music your mom makes when one cums in her ear.
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Beezy on September 03, 2015, 08:51:02 PM
Is this a True Blood thread?
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Kara on September 03, 2015, 09:04:31 PM
Eroica's funeral march.
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 03, 2015, 09:13:42 PM
'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith

  :phil



Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: brob on September 03, 2015, 09:17:27 PM
Isn't this what Foo Fighers' My Hero is about?
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Tasty on September 03, 2015, 09:29:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGuDTRilKQ

Faulconer is the modern day Mozart.
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Courage on September 03, 2015, 09:31:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWnUuosQwZY
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 03, 2015, 09:33:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeUQ1TkCx9E
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on September 03, 2015, 09:36:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB1h70-I1aE
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 03, 2015, 09:46:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhx8yVvmM5k

I will arise from my death bed and receive the cup with my own hands.
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2015, 10:18:41 PM
Townes van Zandt's cover of "Dead Flowers," obviously
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: toku on September 03, 2015, 11:37:36 PM
https://youtu.be/AIIovpUQiro
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on September 03, 2015, 11:38:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx6fl_BSi1c
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2015, 12:06:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv8LdKp2Y-8
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Tasty on September 04, 2015, 12:19:29 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L3comVa3ew
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Your Stalker on September 04, 2015, 02:11:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lperHPlQLtk
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: VomKriege on September 04, 2015, 03:24:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eidHz-wL3tQ
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 04, 2015, 09:25:31 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7pqj8Be8kU

Those Marty Friedman licks. (http://i.imgur.com/VOhz0a2.png)
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 04, 2015, 10:55:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go9SVX0bPJU
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Atramental on September 04, 2015, 12:37:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmmP72WTfdg

 :idont
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Barry Egan on September 05, 2015, 01:01:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIDWgqDBNXA
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 05, 2015, 01:43:33 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
Title: Re: Your progeny has DECLINED to suck you off. What music do you pick for your exit?
Post by: Vizzys on September 05, 2015, 04:34:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bekXGaoqgoQ
that or Komm, süsser Tod for maximum weeb