Pretty sure Kara is jewish, not white.
Pretty sure Kara is jewish, not white.
Pretty sure Kara is jewish, not white.
Covered under first minority to die. :bolo
Biracialism is so demonic. :tocry
Who get's out last alive in the is Cac horror movie? Who is the whitest borean? How about the son of a dentist who went to onto become an accountant?
I remember being offended once:drudge
Impossible dream
Hire 30 sherpa's
???
:cac
I remember being offended once:drudge
cac alert
Climbing Everest is one of my dreams. I was actually signed up to do the Everest Base Camp expedition when I was in Nepal, but I sprained my ankle pretty badly a few days before and missed my shot.
Acclimating is no joke. I was up around 17,500 feet in Bolivia, and at one point we stopped at this little mini state park. I was climbing some rocks and felt like I was going to pass out.
People on The Bore who might attempt to climb Everest ranked in order of most likely to least likely:Pros: Really into cardio and self-punishment (a redundancy, I know.) Has a strong interest in foreign languages and travel. Hates himself. Financially able to undertake a two month long vacation.
- Kara
Cons: Has he ever done anything he really wanted to? Not a goy.Pros: Strong sense of wanderlust. Skilled traveler. His past experiences of overland travel on bicycle show a willingness to suffer for beauty.
- Premium Lager
Cons: Married, has kids, poor. His Everest days might be over unless he wins the lottery or spends his kid's college savings (do Europeans do this?) on an Everest expedition mid-life crisis.Pros: Fitnessbore veteran. You can't ascend the planet's tallest mountain without being fit, it doesn't matter how many Sherpas you pay to carry you. Unmarried so nothing to live for. Successful career as Canadian government employee will afford him plenty of paid time off.
- Boogie
Cons: His idea of a good time is telling people to stop smoking weed at wedding receptions. Might not have enough joie de vivre for this sort of thing.Pros: Portland, Oregon CAC. His tribe sits around and talks about climbing Everest constantly.
- CatsCatsCats
Cons: Portland, Oregon CAC. His tribe sits around and talks about climbing Everest constantly.Pros: Climbing Everest is the ultimate cactivity and BrandNew is the caciest of our many Borecacs. White, middle class millenial in every way imaginable: Apple stan, grew up in the suburbs, moved to the city to become a hipster, sought a life as a knowledge worker in an artistic industry.
- BrandNew
Cons: Not much for strenuous activity outside of a pickup game of basketball. Probably has an eating disorder.Pros: Steve Contra is what Borecacs want to be when they grow up. Successful career in an exclusively CAC industry: wine importing. Likely to have the finances for such a trip.
- Steva Contra (only because his wife made him)
Cons: No detectable interest in physical challenges. His wife is the ultrarunner, not him.Pros: Fitnessbore MVP 2014. Spends money on Corvettes and motorcycles, why not an Everest trip?
- Mupepe
Cons: Houstonites are not known for their hiking abilities. Half Mexican, so probably 50% too sensible for such a trip.
Honorable mentions:
Tasty Meat - CAC, burgeoning interest in fitness
Esch - Disciplined, likes fitness, but might get mistaken for a Sherpa
Huff - Who knows how far his new interest in hiking might take him? Never underestimate frat connections.
Positive Touch - Likes hiking, but past his prime
I can see Karakand doing this. Why not die doing what you love instead of dying while working on Quickbooks?
I can see Karakand doing this. Why not die doing what you love instead of dying while working on Quickbooks?
Breh, unless you grew up in the mountains, going from sea level to 16k feet is going to mess with you a bit.