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Title: Coffee truck name suggestions
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 17, 2015, 11:09:13 AM: Anyone?

Free cup of coffee if your name gets picked?
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Post by: VomKriege on September 17, 2015, 11:10:40 AM: Moka express ?
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Post by: Kara on September 17, 2015, 11:17:56 AM: No Tengo Americano
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Post by: Huff on September 17, 2015, 11:26:33 AM: Regression towards the bean
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Post by: VomKriege on September 17, 2015, 11:31:18 AM: Coffee is the color
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Post by: Great Rumbler on September 17, 2015, 11:40:01 AM: Javalicious
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Post by: Huff on September 17, 2015, 11:40:22 AM: Express this!
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 17, 2015, 11:46:42 AM: Coffee Truck
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2015, 11:51:07 AM: Negus
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 17, 2015, 11:53:54 AM: We ♥ Beaners
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Post by: thisismyusername on September 17, 2015, 11:55:50 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 17, 2015, 11:53:54 AM
We ♥ Beaners

Tres Bean Coffee.
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Post by: mormapope on September 17, 2015, 12:01:10 PM: GoGo Cafecino.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 17, 2015, 12:02:31 PM: You can buy it at another place, but it would be slightly less convenient
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 17, 2015, 12:04:43 PM: or 'coffeer' if one of your immigration stints takes you to South Africa.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 17, 2015, 12:06:52 PM: I'm expressin' with my full capabilities
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Post by: Purrp Skirrp on September 17, 2015, 12:15:05 PM: The Foreground
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Post by: tiesto on September 17, 2015, 12:29:59 PM: Kosma Koffee
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Post by: Tasty on September 17, 2015, 12:48:54 PM: Hot Liquid Coming Straight Down Your Mouth
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Post by: Shadow Mod on September 17, 2015, 12:58:25 PM: Fuck Starbucks
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Post by: Yeti on September 17, 2015, 01:21:06 PM: Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
Premium ~~Lager~~ Coffee
Grounds Zero
Evilborrista
Caf-fiends
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 17, 2015, 01:22:31 PM: Tastes Like Shit, but It's Better Than You Deserve
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Post by: demi on September 17, 2015, 01:23:12 PM: Flick The Bean
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Post by: Robo on September 17, 2015, 01:27:13 PM: Coffee Grindrs
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Post by: Steve Contra on September 17, 2015, 01:30:43 PM: It's Coffee You Dumbfuck You're Going to Buy it Somewhere so Why Not here Since You're Reading Our Fucking Sign Already. Fuck You.
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Post by: Tasty on September 17, 2015, 01:31:03 PM: Quote from: Robo on September 17, 2015, 01:27:13 PM
Coffee Grindrs

(http://i.imgur.com/C1zfaOd.png)
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Post by: ToxicAdam on September 17, 2015, 02:53:50 PM: Can you sell medical marijuana, too? Then you can call it Wakey Bakey.
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Post by: sarslip on September 17, 2015, 04:00:09 PM: coffee anon
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on September 17, 2015, 04:07:21 PM: Kosma's Koffee Korner
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Post by: Dickie Dee on September 17, 2015, 05:54:58 PM: You JUAN VAL of DEEZ Beans

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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 17, 2015, 10:02:44 PM: I hear the youth of today are big into socialism, so to capitalize on this trend you could name it CommieCoffee. Like "kamikaze." Which you'd then get to explain to everyone.
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Post by: king of the internet on September 17, 2015, 11:43:55 PM: Starfucks
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 18, 2015, 04:19:52 AM: Coffee and Dreams?
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Post by: archnemesis on September 18, 2015, 04:26:15 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on September 18, 2015, 04:19:52 AM
Coffee and Dreams?
You would have to remove the plural s for it to rhyme with cream.
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Post by: VomKriege on September 18, 2015, 04:30:42 AM: You're not selling dreams but a very hot material commodity, the fuel of blue and white collar workers alike. Sounds weird as shit to me.

Then again is it an hipster food truck or a regular non compliant with sanitization standard proletarian truck ? And what type of market/consumers is it aiming at ? I guess food trucks narrow their possible spots before starting business.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 18, 2015, 04:41:48 AM: Just a normal coffee scooter man. Targeting commuters in the area, tourists and shoppers (metro and train station)

Quote from: archnemesis on September 18, 2015, 04:26:15 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on September 18, 2015, 04:19:52 AM
Coffee and Dreams?
You would have to remove the plural s for it to rhyme with cream.

That would be pretty cool actually in neon.
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Post by: Momo on September 18, 2015, 04:43:35 AM: Big Black Truck
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Post by: VomKriege on September 18, 2015, 04:54:37 AM: I would think the best would be something short, snappy maybe even plain.
To be honest, price and product quality will probably be the main selling point. I have to settle for terrible coffee on my commute (or work), a decent one would probably make me come back on the regular.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 18, 2015, 05:05:43 AM: Well I want the pricing to be slightly cheaper then the coffee chain shops in the mall.

Quality wise I will only serve organic and fair trade, beans, milk, chai etc.
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Post by: brawndolicious on September 18, 2015, 05:26:17 AM: High Octane legerdomain (last word being misspelled as a pun)
Grindhouse Pitchers
Java Holla'
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 18, 2015, 09:51:24 AM: Cockpic Coffee and have a rooster's head on the side of your truck.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 18, 2015, 11:28:18 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on September 18, 2015, 04:41:48 AM
Just a normal coffee scooter man. Targeting commuters in the area, tourists and shoppers (metro and train station)

Quote from: archnemesis on September 18, 2015, 04:26:15 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on September 18, 2015, 04:19:52 AM
Coffee and Dreams?
You would have to remove the plural s for it to rhyme with cream.

That would be pretty cool actually in neon.

Because nothing says coffee like neon.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 18, 2015, 11:36:34 AM: Will you move it around?

Roaming Roasters
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Post by: benjipwns on September 18, 2015, 11:52:35 AM: #BlackDrinksMatter
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Post by: benjipwns on September 18, 2015, 11:53:12 AM: Shenmue III
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Post by: benjipwns on September 18, 2015, 11:56:22 AM: #NotAllCoffee
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Post by: Shadow Mod on September 18, 2015, 12:33:36 PM: The Runs
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 18, 2015, 01:12:40 PM: 2 brews 1 cup
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Post by: Reb on September 18, 2015, 03:08:20 PM: The Caffeine Machine
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Post by: Syph on September 18, 2015, 05:56:59 PM: Two Sugars
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Post by: Kara on September 18, 2015, 09:29:25 PM: Me O' Energy
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2015, 11:01:22 PM: Black Sour.
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Post by: FatalT on September 20, 2015, 02:08:25 PM: (http://midtownlunch.com/files/2012/11/8119440949_ac7126f908_b.jpg)

Take after this couple and make a BIG GAY COFFEE TRUCK!
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Post by: chronovore on September 21, 2015, 12:04:15 AM: Call Me Ishmael's
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Post by: Shaka Khan on September 21, 2015, 12:19:24 AM: Cup Me Good
Out of Bounds Java
Reach Around Joe
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Post by: Great Rumbler on September 21, 2015, 01:05:01 AM: He Brews
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Post by: Momo on September 21, 2015, 01:45:34 AM: Murkulator
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Post by: Momo on September 21, 2015, 01:47:52 AM: i cant belive my little コーヒー is so cute