THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 02, 2015, 07:51:41 AM
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I'm sitting here dropping a shit that would catch gasoline on fire. The struggle is real.
Print this out and put it on your fridge.
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You're not my mom
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NEVER....EVER eat chipotle
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You're not my mom
Nah she's giving me a blumpkin. She agrees breh.
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I always wondered why people choose the burrito over the bowl. :doge
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isn't chipotle food really high in sodium
and isn't AiA black
and don't black people have an increased risk of health-related issues with high sodium intake (http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/salt-and-sodium/sodium-health-risks-and-disease/)
rip OP
:kobeyuck
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Like one burrito is my caloric intake for the day, so no worries here.
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Like one burrito is my caloric intake for the day, so no worries here.
Plus the basket on the front of your bike is only big enough to hold one burrito I'm guessing.
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People always say this, but I've never had any issues when eating Chipotle. Then again, I get veggie burritos and skip their meat, so maybe that's why? Or maybe my stomach is the Kwisatz Haderach.
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Like one burrito is my caloric intake for the day, so no worries here.
Plus the basket on the front of your bike is only big enough to hold one burrito I'm guessing.
Please, I don't have a basket.
The pockets on the back of my jersey can only hold one. :ufup
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Eating fast food twice in one day? Scust.
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I mean, yeah, why would you ever think this was a good idea?
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I mean, yeah, why would you ever think this was a good idea?
I didn't. It was catered in for a meeting and I got home and wife decided it was chipotle night.
Rule #1) If a black woman brings you food you fucking eat it or your ass won't eat for a week. PD can attest.
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Well you should have mentioned that first, negro. Nothing you could have done breh
:brazilcry
My mom still brings up times I didn't eat her food from 3 years ago. On some "oh so now you like my tacos? You wouldn't eat it during the Super Bowl where Madonna did the halftime show" shit.
:goty
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Yeah I did that shit once.
Wife "AiA i made us some roast beef tonight"
AiA"Babe that shit is more brown than I am"
Wife "What that mean?"
Result no cooked food or sex for like a week.
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My mom still brings up times I didn't eat her food from 3 years ago. On some "oh so now you like my tacos? You wouldn't eat it during the Super Bowl where Madonna did the halftime show" shit.
:goty
:dead
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why would you even do that?
You get what you deserve.
You'd be better facing your wife's wrath and Montezuma's.
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My mom still brings up times I didn't eat her food from 3 years ago. On some "oh so now you like my tacos? You wouldn't eat it during the Super Bowl where Madonna did the halftime show" shit.
:goty
Sometimes you want those big fucked up burgers with the bell pepper sticking out of them breh.
:aweshum
I get the same shit leveled at me after moving out, coming home and asking for something I hated as a kid.
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AiA you becoming one of those dudes who just comes on the internet to whine about your wife... :holeup
Just an observation
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The wise sage TSwizzle warned you. Boys only want love if it's torture.
Don't say she didn't warn you.
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AiA you becoming one of those dudes who just comes on the internet to whine about your wife... :holeup
Just an observation
Awkward :holeup
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I don't know much about you, I'm ashamed to say. Because I really respect fast food and want to get more into things like Chipotle.
There are many disadvantages in society against women eating fast food. Like women being discouraged from eating Chipotle twice in one day. And women's food not getting enough money.
But women are strong. Women have no limits.
People should never, ever underestimate women.
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I love my mom's cooking but let's be real: there are two things she can't cook. One is roast beef. The other is tacos with meat. Her bean tacos are good, but those beef tacos - or worse yet, beef and beans mixed together...
:holeup
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Eat at Freebirds instead.
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Roast beef? That's an... odd deficiency to have. :lol
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Chipotle burritos are hella big. I dunno if I could eat two of those in a day
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AiA you becoming one of those dudes who just comes on the internet to whine about your wife... :holeup
Just an observation
Becoming?
:gurl
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never ever read an aia thread twice in one day!