General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on October 03, 2015, 01:43:34 AM
Title: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 03, 2015, 01:43:34 AM
the new model that sleeps inside me and inside the earth waiting to be born has requested that i become a robot dance chessmaster. i exist only to do as the new model wishes so i will do this, but a minor setback is that i don't actually know how to do this or what it means. can anyone here point me in the right direction?
Title: Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 03, 2015, 02:04:26 AM
:idont
Title: Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 03, 2015, 02:05:58 AM
quiet, slave. strip naked, get down on your hands and knees and integrate a higher-order function for me.
Title: Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 03, 2015, 02:06:55 AM
:idont
Title: Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
Post by: Kara on October 03, 2015, 02:12:44 AM
I would suggest becoming a robot first, then a chessmaster.
Title: Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 03, 2015, 02:19:18 AM
Title: Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
Post by: benjipwns on October 03, 2015, 02:19:28 AM
I think it has something to do with ethics in robot dance journalism.
Title: Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 03, 2015, 02:19:43 AM
check yourself before you wreck yourself, kara. your careless bestowal of "likes" upon undeserving posts only increases my inclination to post cutting remarks about marx's mathematical manuscripts of 1881 ...
Title: Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
Post by: nudemacusers on October 03, 2015, 02:21:48 AM
(http://www.thebore.com/bearsona2.png)
Title: Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 03, 2015, 03:34:31 AM
I don't feel you are taking my concerns seriously. This is very important to me (and to the future existence of humanity and/or its replacement).
Title: Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
Post by: Tasty on October 03, 2015, 04:37:28 AM
Title: Re: how do i become a robot dance chessmaster?
Post by: Yeti on October 03, 2015, 06:43:11 PM
I'm confused if you are needing to become a robot that is a master of both dance and chess, or if you are simply needing to become a master of chess and the dance form known as the robot.