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Title: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 08, 2015, 11:25:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZYELVNw.gif)

Get ready to drop those gloves. :preach

New overtime rules makes it three-on-three, so hopefully fewer shootouts. (Penalties make it four-on-three, there won't ever be just two players of a team on the ice.)

Can my B's or Glen's Kings actually make it to the playoffs after failing to do so last season? And will Takao and Flannel Boy post again?

The only thing I know for sure is... fuck the Habs.
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 08, 2015, 11:13:21 PM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/11f998ab186a991d2bcfa96ab6ce0c15/tumblr_nvxjmcnEzd1tn0joqo1_500.jpg)

Jesus fuck that was horrible.

6-2?

To the fucking Jets?

Fuck.

As if I needed more of an excuse to drink heavily...
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 09, 2015, 01:43:21 AM
lmao at you
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 09, 2015, 02:10:29 AM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on October 09, 2015, 01:43:21 AM
lmao at you

:stahp
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 10, 2015, 08:43:06 PM
Fucking Habs are bending us over a bench and reaming us no-lube tonight. Jesus Christ.  :fbm
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 12, 2015, 03:37:18 PM
6-3 to Tampa. We were up 0-2 but our toilet paper defense bites us in the ass again.

First time we're starting a season 0-3 since 1999. Fuck, where's my flask...

(http://i.imgur.com/KvnOGfW.gif)
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Boogie on October 12, 2015, 04:20:21 PM
The Leafs' plan to go 0-82 this year is rolling along masterfully.

I think someone forgot to tell them that the Connor McDavid sweepstakes was last year through...
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 12, 2015, 04:23:00 PM
I want to be competitive and say the B's will suck more than your team but I don't know if I can finish such a post without bawling my eyes out. :'(
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 15, 2015, 12:44:14 AM
Finally got in a win tonight against Colorado, 6-2.

This entire season is gonna be some rocky shit. Strap in, brehs.
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 15, 2015, 12:54:07 AM
fuck the leafs
~rest of Canada
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 17, 2015, 11:51:47 PM
Came back from 0-1 to be 2-1 during the second versus Arizona. Game's still going and we blew 2-0 just a few games ago, but...

They're blocking some impressive shots and racking up a huge number of shots on goal. There's a quickness and speed I haven't seen in a very long time.

I might just have some hope left... (http://i.imgur.com/0GOE20R.png)
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 18, 2015, 12:55:17 AM
Was sweating there when it was tied at 3-3 for a bit, but two powerplay goals sealed the 5-3 deal.

Two game streak. :punch
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 21, 2015, 10:11:44 PM
My boys kicking fucking ass tonight. :punch

Before tonight, 0 and 3 for home games. Turning that RIGHT the fuck around tonight. 5-2 right now over Philly.

#ThreeGameStreak :rock

EDIT- Last goal "didn't cross the goal line" according to the fucking crooked refs. Get fucked! :bolo

We got this tho. :jawalrus

EDIT 2- FUCK they just got one in. Fuuuuck. Gonna shut my fucking mouth from now on until after the game is over.

EDIT 3- FUCK FUCK FUCK IT'S TIED FUCK

EDIT 4- God fuck everything. FUCK EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: bluemax on October 21, 2015, 10:49:47 PM
Are the Kings gonna be garbage this year?
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 22, 2015, 12:37:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0GOE20R.png)
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: VomKriege on October 22, 2015, 02:50:42 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 21, 2015, 10:11:44 PM
My boys kicking fucking ass tonight. :punch

Before tonight, 0 and 3 for home games. Turning that RIGHT the fuck around tonight. 5-2 right now over Philly.

#ThreeGameStreak :rock

EDIT- Last goal "didn't cross the goal line" according to the fucking crooked refs. Get fucked! :bolo

We got this tho. :jawalrus

EDIT 2- FUCK they just got one in. Fuuuuck. Gonna shut my fucking mouth from now on until after the game is over.

EDIT 3- FUCK FUCK FUCK IT'S TIED FUCK

EDIT 4- God fuck everything. FUCK EVERYTHING.
:D
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 22, 2015, 11:03:48 AM
:bolo
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 24, 2015, 02:34:03 PM
Was fucking exhausted last night so I went to bed and completely missed the game.

For the best though I was pleasantly surprised we beat the Islanders 5-3.
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 28, 2015, 12:45:58 AM
6-0 over Arizona, what the actual fuck. :lol

Tuukka finally bouncing back after everyone was giving him shit. :punch
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: bluemax on October 28, 2015, 05:04:21 PM
Voynov was scum of the fucking earth and the only thing I'm sad about is that he got to escape to Russia.
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 30, 2015, 02:51:08 PM
What if Duckroll was a great hockey player then? :doge
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 30, 2015, 11:02:27 PM
3-1, eat shit Florida. :punch
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on October 31, 2015, 10:54:38 PM
Tampa couldn't bear our overwhelming force :punch

Though those last two goals were super weak, needed 2-man advantage and an empty net, respectively. I'm not too worried though, our offense has been great this season so far, and finally the defense is pulling its weight too.

Still undefeated on the road :punch
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on November 03, 2015, 11:23:05 AM
Can't wait to play the Dallas Hearts tonight  :doge

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Stole this joke from Twitter.
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Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on November 03, 2015, 09:36:09 PM
How can the Bruins be so good (5-0-0) on the road and so consistently bad (1-3-1) at home? Jesus Christ. And now Kelly's out for 6-8 months with a fractured femur. FUCK.

Edit- Yup, make that 1-4-1 at home now. God fucking damnit.
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on November 07, 2015, 10:08:55 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD KREJCI

We were up by one against the FUCKING Habs basically the entire game (1-0, then 2-1), and in the last two minutes you THROW IT AWAY by crosschecking IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING REF?!?!?!?!?!

FUCKING

SHIT

After that, of course we lost 2-4 (courtesy one power play and one empty net goals.) Krejci, you need to be benched next game AT LEAST. What the shit were you thinking?

And this coming after we lost our perfect road-game score on Thursday against Washington (I was too busy drinking to post about it.)

FUCK
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Boogie on November 07, 2015, 10:29:58 PM
So, seriously, who's set to go #1 in next year's draft?

I ask because the Leafs seem hell bent on scoring that pick. :P
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Boogie on November 07, 2015, 10:38:50 PM
Also:  what in the fuck is wrong with Sid so far this year?!

Dude is currently tied for 126th in the points race.  Fewer points scored than noted Leafs points machines Dion Phaneuf and Morgan Reilly.

For that matter, Malkin ain't doing shit this year either.  Tied for 55th in scoring.   With stamkos.  Wtf is going on?!
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on November 25, 2015, 10:07:44 PM
Holy fucking shit tonight's game vs. the Wings.

Up 1-0 after first period.

Down 1-2 after the second. SUPER sloppy playing, like jeezus.

Managed to get a goal in the last three minutes and push it to overtime.

Got some close calls, but closed it out 3-2 in OT.

These ups and down brehs. :whew

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Fucking Rangers giving up 1-5 against the fucking Habs...
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Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on November 27, 2015, 05:56:59 PM
B's got a 5-game streak going. :rock
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on December 29, 2015, 10:02:29 PM
Blew a chance to surpass the Habs two games back, but tonight scored 7-3 against Ottawa (including a hat trick by Hayes.) :rock
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: team filler on December 29, 2015, 10:11:49 PM
let me know when the kings are in the finals, so I can start caring about hockey again
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Syph on December 31, 2015, 07:57:00 PM
Quote from: filler on December 29, 2015, 10:11:49 PM
let me know when the kings are in the finals, so I can start caring about hockey again

got to see them shit on the canucks the other day 5-0
toffoli hatty too good stuff
Title: Re: NHL 2015-2016: The Winds of Winter
Post by: Tasty on April 09, 2016, 10:53:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0GOE20R.png)